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Ritter
07-16-2008, 09:58 PM
A thread made for Brain-Tanglers and riddles. Post any riddle or brain teasers you find interesting, or have a problem solving. Let's start...

1) What is yours but is used by everyone else ?

2) What is bought just to be thrown away ?

3) Here's a challenge:

There are 2 guardians at the crossroad of life... and 2 doors. One leads to death, and one leads to life... One guardian is always lying, and the other is always telling the truth.

What single question to ask so we get the correct answer which door leads to life, whoever we ask? You can ask that question only once. To one guardian only, of course.

Mic Tyson
07-16-2008, 11:47 PM
i remember riddle number 3 off yu gi oh but i forgot lol

Ritter
07-17-2008, 07:28 AM
i remember riddle number 3 off yu gi oh but i forgot lol

Hahaha.

I remember it from some test.

C'mon people, think.

Trismegistos
07-17-2008, 08:39 AM
A thread made for Brain-Tanglers and riddles. Post any riddle or brain teasers you find interesting, or have a problem solving. Let's start...

1) What is yours but is used by everyone else ?

2) What is bought just to be thrown away ?

3) Here's a challenge:

There are 2 guardians at the crossroad of life... and 2 doors. One leads to death, and one leads to life... One guardian is always lying, and the other is always telling the truth.

What single question to ask so we get the correct answer which door leads to life, whoever we ask? You can ask that question only once. To one guardian only, of course.

2) Rubbish bags

3) An excellent riddle from an excellent movie. If you ask one door what the other door would say, never mind which one's truthful or lying, you will automatically get the lie as the answer by default.

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Ritter
07-17-2008, 09:12 AM

2) Rubbish bags

3) An excellent riddle from an excellent movie. If you ask one door what the other door would say, never mind which one's truthful or lying, you will automatically get the lie as the answer by default.

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1) I'm not sure, you'll have to check with whers, he gave me that one.

2) Think again. I thought Rubbish bags myself as soon as I saw it.

3) And yes, that's the answer. Brilliant stuff. Props.

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 09:20 AM
#2 unused cellphone minutes

Ritter
07-17-2008, 09:24 AM
The Einstein Test

Einstein give us a puzzle like this, for he stressed examining assumptions, and once wrote: "The important thing is to not stop questioning."

The Facts:

1) There are 5 houses in 5 different colours

2) In each house lives a person with a different nationality..

3) These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.

4) No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink.

The Hints:

1) The Brit lives in a red house.

2) The Swede keeps dogs as pets.

3) The Dane drinks tea.

4) The green house is on the left of the white house.

5) The green house owner drinks coffee.

6) The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.

7) The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.

8) The man living in the house right in the centre drinks milk.

9) The Norwegian lives in the first house.

10) The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.

11) The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.

12) The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.

13) The German smokes Prince.

14) The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.

15) The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.

The Question:

Who keeps the fish?

2% of the world's population can do this correctly under 15 minutes, with a help of a pen and a paper.

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 09:45 AM
the german

Ritter
07-17-2008, 09:59 AM
the german

That's quick. It took me about 20 minutes to solve it.

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 10:23 AM
no took me 6 minutes with pad and pencil, heres my cheat sheet

1
Norway
Yellow
water
dunhill
cats

2
Dane
blue
tea
blend
horses

3
brit
red
milk
pallmall
birds

4
german
green
coffee
prince

5
swede
white
beer
bluemaster
dogs

I do logic puzzles, sudoku all the time, plus I'm a top internet poker player, I'm all about this shit.

Ritter
07-17-2008, 10:35 AM
Amazing! ^

This seems like a perfect thread for you, eh? More will come soon

Ritter
07-17-2008, 10:44 AM
http://www.deathball.net/notpron/

You'll love this. A browser riddle series. 80+ puzzles to solve. Each harder than the one before.

Ritter
07-17-2008, 10:48 AM
What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-17-2008, 10:50 AM
The Einstein Test

Einstein give us a puzzle like this, for he stressed examining assumptions, and once wrote: "The important thing is to not stop questioning."

The Facts:

1) There are 5 houses in 5 different colours

2) In each house lives a person with a different nationality..

3) These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.

4) No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink.

The Hints:

1) The Brit lives in a red house.

2) The Swede keeps dogs as pets.

3) The Dane drinks tea.

4) The green house is on the left of the white house.

5) The green house owner drinks coffee.

6) The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.

7) The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.

8) The man living in the house right in the centre drinks milk.

9) The Norwegian lives in the first house.

10) The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.

11) The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.

12) The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.

13) The German smokes Prince.

14) The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.

15) The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.

The Question:

Who keeps the fish?

2% of the world's population can do this correctly under 15 minutes, with a help of a pen and a paper.

The Norweigian keeps the fish because keeping fish is gay.

Ritter
07-17-2008, 10:51 AM
The Norweigian keeps the fish because keeping fish is gay.

OK, get outta here. This is Know The Ledge.

Go back to Gen Chat for Norwegian humor.

Guarded By Martyrs
07-17-2008, 10:54 AM

2) Rubbish bags

3) An excellent riddle from an excellent movie. If you ask one door what the other door would say, never mind which one's truthful or lying, you will automatically get the lie as the answer by default.

1. Is correct...Your Name !!!!! Well Done.

2. Is wrong...Rubbish bags serve a purpose.
What is bought just to be thrown away ?

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 11:02 AM
1. Is correct...Your Name !!!!! Well Done.

2. Is wrong...Rubbish bags serve a purpose.
What is bought just to be thrown away ?

so unused cellphone minutes was wrong?

Ritter
07-17-2008, 11:03 AM
so unused cellphone minutes was wrong?

Yep. Look in the riddle.

Ritter
07-17-2008, 11:07 AM
Here's another thinker.

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 11:12 AM
#2. carrier pigeon

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

There is a God. If the judge sentences him he would be admitting whether there was or wasn't a God, a clear violation of the rules separating church and state.

Guarded By Martyrs
07-17-2008, 11:16 AM
so unused cellphone minutes was wrong?

Yep...
Sorry I missed that !!!!

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 11:18 AM
Yep...
Sorry I missed that !!!!
how bout a carrier pigeon or a boomerang, am I getting closer?

Ritter
07-17-2008, 11:19 AM
#2. carrier pigeon

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

There is a God. If the judge sentences him he would be admitting whether there was or wasn't a God, a clear violation of the rules separating church and state.

Shieeet ^ That's a good anwer.

Not the one I had in mind. But no less correct.

Alright, anybody else who can match b-rock's accomplishment?

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 11:20 AM
u-god cds?

you win, that's hilarious

STYLE
07-17-2008, 11:21 AM
#2- javelin

man & judge- i have your daughter

The Hound
07-17-2008, 11:28 AM
nicely done thread ... i have this on a school paper from way back ...

There's a common english word 9 letters long and everytime you remove a letter it still remains a word from all 9 letters until the last letter. what's the word and the other words it creates by removing letters?

Ritter
07-17-2008, 11:28 AM
#2- javelin

man & judge- i have your daughter

That's hilarious. Maybe correct, but maybe the judge doesn't have children.

Ritter
07-17-2008, 11:33 AM
nicely done thread ... i have this on a school paper from way back ...

There's a common english word 9 letters long and everytime you remove a letter it still remains a word from all 9 letters until the last letter. what's the word and the other words it creates by removing letters?

Oooh, I know this one...

Splitting?
Spitting
Sitting
Siting
Sting
Sing
Sin
In
I

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 11:33 AM
nicely done thread ... i have this on a school paper from way back ...

There's a common english word 9 letters long and everytime you remove a letter it still remains a word from all 9 letters until the last letter. what's the word and the other words it creates by removing letters?

Thats a startling question, I'll have to think about it....

The Hound
07-17-2008, 11:37 AM
Oooh, I know this one...

Splitting?
Spitting
Sitting
Siting
Sting
Sing
Sin
In
I

ahhh i donno? answer on my english paper is startling

Ritter
07-17-2008, 11:39 AM
What row of numbers comes next in this series?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

It took me about 3 minutes to figure it out.

Ritter
07-17-2008, 11:43 AM
ahhh i donno? answer on my english paper is startling

Well, looks like both are correct.

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 11:56 AM
What row of numbers comes next in this series?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

It took me about 3 minutes to figure it out.

wow that was hard

1113213211

Ritter
07-17-2008, 12:00 PM
wow that was hard

1113213211

I knew you would come through.

I posted this one sometime ago-

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Ritter
07-17-2008, 12:06 PM
Here's a thinker.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

Ritter
07-17-2008, 12:08 PM
^ Keep trying.

Ritter
07-17-2008, 12:14 PM
I didn't know the answer to that one ^

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 12:18 PM
Here's a thinker.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

I remember this from a long time ago, has something to do with hiccups

Ritter
07-17-2008, 12:20 PM
I remember this from a long time ago, has something to do with hiccups

It does. Now you'll get the answer in no time.

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 12:24 PM
ok he asks for water to cure his hiccups, scaring you does the same thing, so when the bartender pulls the shotgun, his hiccups are cured thus he says thank you. is that it?

Ritter
07-17-2008, 12:24 PM
ok he asks for water to cure his hiccups, scaring you does the same thing, so when the bartender pulls the shotgun, his hiccups are cured thus he says thank you. is that it?

Spot on.

Props.

Guarded By Martyrs
07-17-2008, 12:51 PM
u-god cds?

Nope...Golden Arms Redemption is a Wu-Banga...

how bout a carrier pigeon or a boomerang, am I getting closer?

Sorry not close.
They both come back...

#2- javelin

Sorry STYLE...Incorrect.
Nice try though.

The answer is quite obscure but makes total sense...

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 12:56 PM

Guarded By Martyrs
07-17-2008, 12:59 PM
Nope...

Hahahaha

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 01:26 PM
I just thought of something, the peels of fruit are payed for and just thrown away, so is the shrinkwrap on cds, the covers of most things actually.

Guarded By Martyrs
07-17-2008, 01:32 PM
Yes, these were my reactions as well whe I was told it...
Thing is all of those things you mentioned all serve a purpose.
The answer...is bought just to be thrown away.

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 01:40 PM
charity

Guarded By Martyrs
07-17-2008, 01:43 PM
Nope...If you mean throwing away your money.
You can't throw charity itself away.

It took me forever to clock it.......

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 01:50 PM
I just don't care anymore

Guarded By Martyrs
07-17-2008, 02:08 PM
Hahahaha

The Hound
07-17-2008, 02:13 PM
is it an everyday thing ?

Guarded By Martyrs
07-17-2008, 02:18 PM
Not everyday no.

JohnMilton
07-17-2008, 03:31 PM
whats brown and sounds like a bell? Dung

Dung=shit, shit is brown, dung is a bell sound...etc.

JohnMilton
07-17-2008, 03:35 PM
a man is drivin on the highwya in the rain, he drives across the bridge where a truck comes at him and he has to swerve his left arm is broken so he looses control of the car and careens of the edge into a river with his driver window out of reach he cant reach to roll down the window...an hour later he is found by the police alive, why?

JohnMilton
07-17-2008, 03:40 PM
easy... a man comes into a town on friday and leaves 3 days later how did he leave on thursday?

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 03:41 PM
a man is drivin on the highwya in the rain, he drives across the bridge where a truck comes at him and he has to swerve his left arm is broken so he looses control of the car and careens of the edge into a river with his driver window out of reach he cant reach to roll down the window...an hour later he is found by the police alive, why?

If you are gonna take the time to write a shitty riddle, at least punctuate and spell everything correctly.

He was in a convertable.

JohnMilton
07-17-2008, 03:43 PM
there are six eggs in a basket
there are six people in the room
each person take an egg and leaves
how is there still an egg in the basket?

pneumatic
07-17-2008, 03:43 PM
He was in a convertable?

edit: rock beat me

JohnMilton
07-17-2008, 03:45 PM
lol...no....and what does that say about you to answer a shitty question and get it wrong...(no need to reply)

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 03:56 PM
easy... a man comes into a town on friday and leaves 3 days later how did he leave on thursday?

From Little Big League, the horse is named Friday

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 03:58 PM
You are in a room with no doors and no windows. There is no visible escape.

All you have is a saw and a bed. how do you get out?

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 04:00 PM
in a prison theres a hundred convicts. everybody has their own celle og nobody has any chance off communicate with anybody. every day one prisoner is being placed in a room with white walls, white floor and white ceiling. there the prisoner sits for the rest of the day. this happens everyday and the pick off a prisoner is random, in theory a prisoner could be choosen to sit there 100 days in a row. the white empty room only consist off a lightbulb with a switch. the prisoner cant bring anything to the room, therefor not leave anything.
how can a prisoner know when hes the last off the hundred to being placed in the room?(everyone has to go atleast once)

this sucked, this is translated by me, so yeah whaeva man

There are 99 piles of shit on the floor?

STYLE
07-17-2008, 04:05 PM
what has 4 wheels and flies?

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 04:06 PM
lol...no....and what does that say about you to answer a shitty question and get it wrong...(no need to reply)

no need to reply but I will.

From what sense I could make of the question, that seemed like the most logical answer. Now, had the question been in ACTUAL English, perhaps I would have been better suited to answer it.

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 04:07 PM
what has 4 wheels and flies?

a garbage truck

Ritter
07-17-2008, 04:09 PM
what has 4 wheels and flies?

A flying car?

JohnMilton
07-17-2008, 05:01 PM
lol...if u read it and comprehended it enough to attempt to answer, wouldnt that be complete english, lol...wanna try again? no...okay, don't then

is that plain enough for you

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 05:12 PM
lol...if u read it and comprehended it enough to attempt to answer, wouldnt that be complete english, lol...wanna try again? no...okay, don't then

is that plain enough for you

Huh?....I guess not.

JohnMilton
07-17-2008, 05:25 PM
Huh?....I guess not.

well, i apologize i been taught not to argue with fools
i apreciate the little spat its been entertaining but unless you have an answer to any of the puzzles don't address me anymore, thank you

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-17-2008, 05:30 PM
damn, this is a great thread. but I really couldn't find the answer to that heaven question hahhahahha thanks to yall, now I know :)

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-17-2008, 05:32 PM
What starts but never ends?

EDIT: This is an easy one ;)

Ritter
07-17-2008, 05:36 PM
well, i apologize i been taught not to argue with fools
i apreciate the little spat its been entertaining but unless you have an answer to any of the puzzles don't address me anymore, thank you

Show some respect. And contribute or answer a riddle.

Ritter
07-17-2008, 05:38 PM
What starts but never ends?

EDIT: This is an easy one ;)

Devilish Earth Affliction Terrorizing Humans

DEATH

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 05:48 PM
What starts but never ends?

EDIT: This is an easy one ;)

ahhh the life question, the answer to which is God.

Time
Temperature
Matter
space
energy

all go in one direction and expand infinitely toward no end.

If you can answer where all these things begin and end, you are God.

Ritter
07-17-2008, 05:55 PM
ahhh the life question, the answer to which is God.

Time
Temperature
Matter
space
energy

all go in one direction and expand infinitely toward no end.

If you can answer where all these things begin and end, you are God.

My theory on time is that time never began. Time is something developed by Human intelligence.

Temperature is a state of things. Just like sick/healthy, whole/broken. Blue/red.

Matter - don't have a theory

Space - there are theories, numerous theories, but I stick to the Big Bang one. The end is also theoretical. The universe expanded from an extremely dense and hot state and continues to expand today.

Energy - don't have anything.

Guess I'm not god, huh.

But my answer to wera's riddle is still Death.

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 05:57 PM
temperature has a beginning though (absolute zero) which has never been reached, and is limitless as to how hot it can get so....I think I lost myself there.

Ritter
07-17-2008, 06:02 PM
What starts but never ends?

EDIT: This is an easy one ;)

temperature has a beginning though (absolute zero) which has never been reached, and is limitless as to how hot it can get so....I think I lost myself there.

Starts but never ends. Temperature.

Edgar Erebus
07-17-2008, 06:03 PM
^^ Stick to the script.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-17-2008, 07:19 PM
Tempature can end if I know something.

Yup, death was the answer, but I had numbers in mind too ;) - I don't know, what do you think?

Time and God aren't the answers tho :)

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-17-2008, 07:24 PM
Man who made it sold it,
Man who bought it didnt want it,
Man who got it didnt know he had it,
What am I?

Ritter
07-17-2008, 08:01 PM
Man who made it sold it,
Man who bought it didnt want it,
Man who got it didnt know he had it,
What am I?

You're clearly obsessed with death.

A coffin.

beautifulrock
07-17-2008, 08:03 PM
You're clearly obsessed with death.

A coffin.

Oh I was gonna say Yahoo

STYLE
07-17-2008, 08:59 PM
i was gonna say AIDS

The Hound
07-17-2008, 11:24 PM
what has 4 wheels and flies?

a delorian running on compost, plutonium and a hollywood budget?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-18-2008, 02:55 AM
^^^^^hhahahahahhah

Yup, coffin.

I'm the official Joker of the WuCorp, so I really like death...

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-18-2008, 03:03 AM
.I .never .was, .am .always .to .be,
.None .ever .saw .me, .nor .ever .will,
.And .yet .I .am .the .confidence .of .all
.Who .live .and .breathe .on .this .terrestrial .ball.

[ok, this isn't so morbid-this one is from a book]

Ritter
07-18-2008, 04:31 AM
i was gonna say AIDS

Oh I was gonna say Yahoo

Hahaha ^

.I .never .was, .am .always .to .be,
.None .ever .saw .me, .nor .ever .will,
.And .yet .I .am .the .confidence .of .all
.Who .live .and .breathe .on .this .terrestrial .ball.

[ok, this isn't so morbid-this one is from a book]

I'll have to think on that one.

Edgar Erebus
07-18-2008, 04:39 AM
You mean confidence as something to trust to or something to be sure in?

If second, it's death. Again. Yeah, Joker.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-18-2008, 04:52 AM
One line says it all!!!

It's not death.

Ritter
07-18-2008, 04:55 AM
Is it time?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-18-2008, 04:56 AM
Nope, but I can say it's close...relevant

Ritter
07-18-2008, 04:58 AM
The future?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-18-2008, 05:05 AM
AAAARGH so close, but still Imma tell it

Tomorrow

:)

at least that is the original answer

Ritter
07-18-2008, 05:17 AM
I knew it!

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-18-2008, 05:26 AM
:)

Yup.

This thread rullz tho, I even enjoyed watching other people guess and explainin'

Ritter
07-18-2008, 05:38 AM
Thanks... do you think it deserves a sticky spot?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-18-2008, 05:54 AM
Yeah! Fuck all those KTL faggots hahhahahha

Wait for me and ChristO doing a thread here, it's going to be finished!!

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-18-2008, 06:17 AM
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,------
-----------Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,-------
-------------And empty holes it fills.
-----It comes first and follows after,---
Ends life, kills laughter. -----------

Edgar Erebus
07-18-2008, 07:39 AM
(It's from "Hobbit". )

Darkness.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-18-2008, 07:42 AM
(It's from "Hobbit". )

Darkness.

MAJOR PROPS.

U a fan of Middle Earth?

Edgar Erebus
07-18-2008, 08:52 AM
Of course. Read all except that Hurin book. Tolkien was a goddamn nice writer.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-18-2008, 09:03 AM
Of course. Read all except that Hurin book. Tolkien was a goddamn nice writer.

Same here...also my girl is a big fan, the first convo we ever had was about LOTR hahahaha

nice to see that :)

Ritter
07-18-2008, 09:42 AM
Here's a quick easy one to exercise your brains.

Finish this

o t t f f s s _ _ _

Ritter
07-18-2008, 10:25 AM
^ Nothing.

Ritter
07-18-2008, 10:28 AM
The poor have nothing

The rich need nothing (don't need anything)

Nothing is more powerful than God (don't agree)

Nothing is more evil than the Devil (don't agree)

If you eat nothing, you'll die (If you don't eat anything)

Ritter
07-18-2008, 10:30 AM
can you pm me the answer to 2) What is bought just to be thrown away ?

haha im curious as fuck

Yes, these were my reactions as well whe I was told it...
Thing is all of those things you mentioned all serve a purpose.
The answer...is bought just to be thrown away.

Supreme Maths, meet whers.

Ritter
07-18-2008, 10:35 AM
wtf?

That's why it's called a riddle.

Edgar Erebus
07-18-2008, 10:55 AM
Here's a quick easy one to exercise your brains.

Finish this

o t t f f s s _ _ _

e n t

Ritter
07-18-2008, 11:08 AM
^ Correct.

Ritter
07-18-2008, 11:10 AM
Cmon, you know this one -

What number comes next in this sequence:
1/1 3/2 7/5 17/12 41/29 ==?==

Edgar Erebus
07-18-2008, 11:23 AM
Cmon, you know this one -

What number comes next in this sequence: 1/1 3/2 7/5 17/12 41/29 ==?==

99/70

Ritter
07-18-2008, 11:44 AM
Props ^

Edgar Erebus
07-18-2008, 12:00 PM
Damn I'm smart.

Wait, I'ma search for some riddles myself, stay tuned.

Guarded By Martyrs
07-18-2008, 01:04 PM

Nobody get No. 2 yet ?

Ritter
07-18-2008, 04:36 PM
A batch of riddles-

1) If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?

2) Which of the following statements are true? 1. At least one of these ten statements is false.
2. At least two of these ten statements are false.
3. At least three of these ten statements are false.
4. At least four of these ten statements are false.
5. At least five of these ten statements are false.
6. At least six of these ten statements are false.
7. At least seven of these ten statements are false.
8. At least eight of these ten statements are false.
9. At least nine of these ten statements are false.
10. At least ten of these ten statements are false.

3) What is broken every time it's spoken?

4) Translate in English -- "YYURYYUBICURYY4ME"

5) There is a town in Texas where 5% of all the people living have unlisted phone numbers. If you select 100 names at random from the town's phone book, on average how many of these people would have unlisted phone numbers?

beautifulrock
07-18-2008, 05:32 PM
1}5

Ritter
07-18-2008, 05:33 PM
1}5

Props ^

How about #2... I know you want it.

beautifulrock
07-18-2008, 05:34 PM
2]0

3]silence

beautifulrock
07-18-2008, 05:36 PM
5] trick question , they all would be listed

Ritter
07-18-2008, 05:43 PM
1) true

2) I don't know the answer for sure, but I'd say 0 too.

3) true

5) true, props.

Ritter
07-18-2008, 06:07 PM
Who answers riddle #4, gets a brilliant Vendetta Kingz track. Trust me, I'll know if you used google.

edit: I won't know if you use it, but don't anyway.

Ritter
07-18-2008, 06:24 PM
It doesn't... it's a thinker riddle.

I'll see if I can come up with it.

Ritter
07-18-2008, 08:25 PM
the person that makes it, tells it not. the person who takes it, knows it not. and the person who knows it wants it not.

my riddeling sucks :(

GOT IT!!!

Fake something...

Fake money maybe?

Ritter
07-19-2008, 03:54 PM
Woohoo

C'mon people, drop more riddles.

Ritter
07-19-2008, 07:03 PM
An astronaut went to mars and found three hundred female Martians and four hundred male Martians. How many aliens were on the planet?

An easy one ^

Just for the purpose of... *bump*

Guarded By Martyrs
07-19-2008, 07:12 PM
2) What is bought just to be thrown away ?

Bump...

beautifulrock
07-19-2008, 07:27 PM
An astronaut went to mars and found three hundred female Martians and four hundred male Martians. How many aliens were on the planet?

An easy one ^

Just for the purpose of... *bump*

one, Martians would be native to their planet, therefore the only "alien" is the astronaut.

Ritter
07-19-2008, 07:29 PM
one, Martians would be native to their planet, therefore the only "alien" is the astronaut.

Yep. Spot on.

I just realized I said the answer in the post "An easy one"

B-Rock, you should get on whers' Masta Riddla riddle.

Guarded By Martyrs
07-19-2008, 08:02 PM
It got sticky'd then...

Congratulations !!!!!!!!

Ritter
07-19-2008, 08:31 PM
Thanks ^

What's brown and sticky?

Guarded By Martyrs
07-19-2008, 09:15 PM
A Tree ?

Ritter
07-19-2008, 09:15 PM
A Tree ?

Close.... it's something smaller. A lot smaller

Guarded By Martyrs
07-19-2008, 09:19 PM
A Branch ?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-20-2008, 04:19 AM
A stick.

LOL.

It's an old gag.

Ritter
07-20-2008, 05:24 AM
A stick.

LOL.

It's an old gag.

Hahaha.

Spot on. Props.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-20-2008, 05:43 AM
It was a hard one though hahahhahaha

Ritter
07-20-2008, 05:56 AM
Hahaha.

What goes up and down the stairs without walking?

Guarded By Martyrs
07-20-2008, 06:33 AM
Anything you take up them ?
_________________________

If nobody gets "What Do You Buy Just Throw Away" soon I'll drop the answer later.

Ritter
07-20-2008, 06:36 AM
Nope...

It's goes both up and down... and doesn't walk. If it doesn't walk (or fly), what does it do?

Ritter
07-20-2008, 06:19 PM
Nope...

It's goes both up and down the stairs... and doesn't walk. If it doesn't walk (or fly), what does it do?

Bump

Ritter
07-21-2008, 04:46 PM
Bump

Dusty Bones
07-21-2008, 10:40 PM
Hahaha.

What goes up and down the stairs without walking?

the railing

beautifulrock
07-21-2008, 10:44 PM
the railing

see I was thinking somewhere around those lines because mine is carpeted, so I was gonna say the carpet, then I realized, nobody carpets their stairs cuz thats crazy.

Ritter
07-22-2008, 04:09 AM
see I was thinking somewhere around those lines because mine is carpeted, so I was gonna say the carpet, then I realized, nobody carpets their stairs cuz thats crazy.

That's correct b-rock... carpets.

Well you have those tiny rugs and mats on porches and stuff.

Next riddle.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-22-2008, 12:29 PM
What is deaf, dumb and blind and ALWAYS tells the truth?

Ritter
07-22-2008, 12:32 PM
What is deaf, dumb and blind and ALWAYS tells the truth?

A lie detector?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-22-2008, 12:47 PM
NNaaaah

Dusty Bones
07-23-2008, 04:35 AM
lol, My Dick -has a head but no ears or brain and a eye that don't see but when my chick puts them tiny shorts on it stands up and speaks the truth

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-23-2008, 04:39 AM
roflcoptersub naaah, try again

Ritter
07-23-2008, 04:50 AM
OK... until I figure it out... here's a new riddle.

Whoever answers gets a free Vendetta Kingz track... you won't hear a better track in years trust me..

I give you a group of three.
One is sitting down, and never will get up.
The second eats as much as is given him,
yet is always hungry.
The third goes away and never returns.

Dusty Bones
07-23-2008, 05:11 AM
1st - a rock or some stones
2nd - fire
3rd- smoke

unless you're talking about people, then i'm waaay off

Ritter
07-23-2008, 05:31 AM
1st - a rock or some stones
2nd - fire
3rd- smoke

unless you're talking about people, then i'm waaay off

Shiieeet ^

That's correct.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/158055209e41b94d/

Here you go, as promised.

Ritter
07-23-2008, 06:33 AM
Sleeping during the day,
I hide away.
Watchful through the night,
I open at dawn's light.
But only for the briefest time,
Do I shine.
And then I hide away,
And sleep through the day.
What am I?

Edgar Erebus
07-23-2008, 07:49 AM
Oh yeah, I know that, it's that plant on the edge of my grandma's grass... What was its name, goddammit?

Dusty Bones
07-23-2008, 03:26 PM
^^i think i know that one but I'll pass

Shiieeet ^

That's correct.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/158055209e41b94d/

Here you go, as promised.

good look homie, peace

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-23-2008, 04:30 PM
What is deaf, dumb and blind and ALWAYS tells the truth?

Bumpzorzz!

Ritter
07-24-2008, 05:23 AM
A deaf,dumb and blind guy telling the truth by body language?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-24-2008, 08:07 AM
hahahhaahahhaha, that could be it, but it's not what I'm waiting for...

should I wait some more or should I tell?

Ritter
07-24-2008, 03:47 PM
hahahhaahahhaha, that could be it, but it's not what I'm waiting for...

should I wait some more or should I tell?

If it's deaf dumb and blind, it must be an item.

If it always tells the truth, that means it tells the truth even when the truth changes.

What follows change of... truth?

Is it a mirror or sum shit like that?

Edgar Erebus
07-24-2008, 03:55 PM
Polygraph.

Ritter
07-24-2008, 03:57 PM
A lie detector?

Polygraph.

Not it.

I think it's a mirror, or a window.

beautifulrock
07-24-2008, 04:24 PM
What is deaf, dumb and blind and ALWAYS tells the truth?

a weathercock

Ritter
07-26-2008, 02:40 AM
wera?

We're kinda blanking out here. What's the answer?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-26-2008, 04:14 PM
it was the mirror ;) bravo, my man

Guarded By Martyrs
07-26-2008, 04:16 PM
Still no takers on the original #2 question ?

beautifulrock
07-26-2008, 04:44 PM
Still no takers on the original #2 question ?

The editorial section of the New York Times?

Ritter
07-26-2008, 04:49 PM
Still no takers on the original #2 question ?

A paper plane (No, not plate, plane)

Guarded By Martyrs
07-26-2008, 05:17 PM
The editorial section of the New York Times?

Hahahaha...Sorry no

A paper plane (No, not plate, plane)

Hahahah Paper Plate

Sorry Shizz...wrong.

I'll give you a clue :

You would only do it this on a special day...

beautifulrock
07-26-2008, 05:19 PM
pumpkins

beautifulrock
07-26-2008, 05:20 PM
confetti

Ritter
07-26-2008, 05:28 PM
Fire? (Holocaust ft Jules Unique :: I Throw Fire)

Firecrackers?

Guarded By Martyrs
07-26-2008, 06:25 PM
confetti

Bang !!!!!!!!!

It took me ages to get it when I was asked.

Obscure for sure.

Props b-rock

Ritter
07-27-2008, 01:40 AM
Sleeping during the day,
I hide away.
Watchful through the night,
I open at dawn's light.
But only for the briefest time,
Do I shine.
And then I hide away,
And sleep through the day.
What am I?

Bump

Guarded By Martyrs
07-28-2008, 12:05 PM
The Moon ?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-28-2008, 12:32 PM
has something to do with morning most probably....maybe dawn? hm, nah.

maybe - waking up?

Ritter
07-29-2008, 04:49 PM
Y'all both are real close.

But what's happening at the break of dawn? What do you see? A what?

Hollow Dartz
07-29-2008, 04:56 PM

Ritter
07-29-2008, 05:04 PM
^ Nope.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-29-2008, 05:06 PM

an epifany!

Hollow Dartz
07-29-2008, 05:09 PM
Stars???

Ritter
07-29-2008, 05:10 PM
No...

What do you see when you stay up all night? And look through the window at the break of dawn?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-29-2008, 05:11 PM
morning glory? like Oasis say

Hollow Dartz
07-29-2008, 05:12 PM
The Sky nigga...lol i'll come back when i finish eating

Ritter
07-29-2008, 05:14 PM
Ok...

What does Japan mean?

Hollow Dartz
07-29-2008, 05:19 PM
the sun nigga??

Ritter
07-29-2008, 05:20 PM
Japan means "Sun-Born"...

Put the pieces together.

Mr. X
07-29-2008, 05:23 PM
Tomorrow?

Sunrise?

Hollow Dartz
07-29-2008, 05:24 PM
yeah rising sun

Ritter
07-29-2008, 05:26 PM
Correct.

Sunrise or the rising sun.

Hollow Dartz
07-29-2008, 05:27 PM
fuck that clue lol, whats the next riddle.

Ritter
07-29-2008, 05:31 PM
I'll try to think of something.

Mr. X
07-29-2008, 05:31 PM
I guess I'll share a riddle.

What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

Ritter
07-29-2008, 05:32 PM
Twice four and twenty blackbirds
sitting in the rain
I shot and killed a quarter of them
How many do remain?

Ritter
07-29-2008, 05:34 PM
I guess I'll share a riddle.

What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

That's an old one. Like... thousands of years old.

I knew it since I was a kid... A human.

A baby crawls on arms and legs (Morning)

A grown man walks on two legs (Noon)

An old man walks with a cane (Evening)

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-29-2008, 05:38 PM
I guess I'll share a riddle.

What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

life?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-29-2008, 05:39 PM
Correct.

Sunrise or the rising sun.

and how is that not the morning glory?

Mr. X
07-29-2008, 05:44 PM
It's still a classic riddle though

Twice four and twenty blackbirds
sitting in the rain
I shot and killed a quarter of them
How many do remain?

0. they flew away.

I hope didn't over read this riddle.

Ritter
07-29-2008, 05:55 PM
Oh didn't see it... sorry wera.

Anyway...

The answer Mr X provided is correct, on the bird one.

Hollow Dartz
07-29-2008, 05:57 PM
run that by me again.... so u didn't at least kill 1 lol.

Vikthor
07-29-2008, 06:09 PM

fuck i had this game for sega genesis called landstalker.. the majority of the game was riddles, it was hard i never completed it but i am fascinated with the shit now.. keep it up!

Vikthor
07-29-2008, 06:13 PM
i thought the bought just to be thrown was time?

Dusty Bones
07-29-2008, 06:38 PM
heres one:

what has two humps up high
a mouth with no tongue
and a switch that won't turn off

Edgar Erebus
07-29-2008, 07:00 PM
** wait a minute (I need to lay off them sticks) **

Ritter
07-30-2008, 04:04 AM

@ Dusty Bones:

Volcano?

Mr. X
07-30-2008, 04:23 AM
nvm

Ritter
07-30-2008, 04:54 AM
Mr X, props on your vet status.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-30-2008, 08:02 AM
oohhhh, finally, props to Mr.X

Mr. X
07-30-2008, 03:51 PM
Aw yea. Thanks.

@ dustybones: Is it a river or a river valley?

Dusty Bones
07-30-2008, 08:41 PM

@ Dusty Bones:

Volcano?

Aw yea. Thanks.

@ dustybones: Is it a river or a river valley?

nah man, you thinking too hard. try again

Mr. X
08-01-2008, 03:52 AM
lol i still have no idea what it could be.

Ritter
08-01-2008, 07:14 PM
A mountain lake?

beautifulrock
08-01-2008, 08:21 PM
heres one:

what has two humps up high
a mouth with no tongue
and a switch that won't turn off

The Nile River

Dusty Bones
08-02-2008, 01:42 PM

Ritter
08-02-2008, 02:35 PM
A camel with a switch?

Mr. X
08-02-2008, 02:52 PM
A coke bottle?

Guarded By Martyrs
08-02-2008, 02:57 PM
A Woman ?

Dusty Bones
08-02-2008, 05:14 PM
A Woman ?

exactly :point: http://www.rdruw.net/Pictures/Animated%20Gifs/big-booty-walking.gif

lol @ camel with a switch

Ritter
08-02-2008, 11:18 PM
Props whers... nice riddle.

Ritter
08-02-2008, 11:23 PM
Here's an easy one to kick it...

A life longer than any man,
it dies each year to be reborn.

chrome
08-02-2008, 11:50 PM
tickling nipples it's nickels again, wif a riddle for you an a friend, how many nipples could nickels tickle if nickels was tickling nipples? ten

Ritter
08-02-2008, 11:54 PM
Didn't quite get it, except the part where ten rhymes with friend and again...

Mr. X
08-03-2008, 06:25 PM
Here's an easy one to kick it...

A life longer than any man,
it dies each year to be reborn.
The seasons?

Ritter
08-03-2008, 06:29 PM
The seasons?

Could be it, but that's not the answer.

Mr. X
08-03-2008, 06:47 PM
The soul?

Ritter
08-03-2008, 06:49 PM
You were closer with 'seasons'

What dies each year, and gets reborn each year?

Mr. X
08-03-2008, 06:52 PM
Flowers?
Leaves?

Ritter
08-03-2008, 06:53 PM
Flowers?
Leaves?

You're getting real real close. Flowers could be the answer, but still isn't the one. What lives longer than a flower, and is similar to it?

Mr. X
08-03-2008, 06:58 PM
Shrubbery?
Seeds?
Weeds?

Ritter
08-03-2008, 06:59 PM
Shrubbery?
Seeds?
Weeds?

You're getting colder.

What lives a longer than any man? You know this. You are so close.

Mr. X
08-03-2008, 07:20 PM
Trees?

I'm out of ideas now lol.

Ritter
08-03-2008, 07:24 PM
Trees?

I'm out of ideas now lol.

Bingo.

Props.

Mr. X
08-03-2008, 07:59 PM
a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?
He is outside the jail cell and pointing at himself in a mirror or something with incest.

lol

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?
The director calls him crazy because a sane person would just open the drain.

Ritter
08-03-2008, 08:08 PM
The director calls him crazy because a sane person would just open the drain.

And locks him up. Hahaha.

a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?

I can't get past this point.

Ritter
08-10-2008, 06:34 AM
Bump.

This shit can't die. We started off so good.

Guarded By Martyrs
08-10-2008, 06:53 AM
a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?

His Uncle I think ?

just_leroy
08-11-2008, 12:56 AM
1. my phone number

2. trash bags

beautifulrock
08-11-2008, 05:34 AM
a man points at a man behind jail bars an says, brothers an sisters I have none, but this mans brother is my father is my fathers son, who is he pointing at?

he's pointing at himself in a mirror, or Jesus.

Mr. X
08-11-2008, 02:35 PM
Let's get topic rolling again...

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me \$50, but if I cannot, I will pay you \$50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man \$50. How did the man win the bet?

Guarded By Martyrs
08-11-2008, 03:03 PM
Did the boy have a twin that the man done it to earlier ?

Mr. X
08-11-2008, 05:20 PM
No.

Guarded By Martyrs
08-11-2008, 05:47 PM
The man isn't running the booth ?

He's a Policeman(who arrested him before) or the boys Doctor ?

Mr. X
08-11-2008, 06:18 PM
Nope and nope.

Ritter
08-11-2008, 06:35 PM
The man wrote "More than 0 pounds?"

Edit: "Exact weight"... sorry...

Mr. X
08-11-2008, 06:37 PM
Shizzah got it.

The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper

Ritter
08-11-2008, 06:37 PM
Yea. Pretty funny. I love those trick questions.

Guarded By Martyrs
08-11-2008, 06:43 PM
I wouldn't have give him any money.

Mr. X
08-11-2008, 06:46 PM
lol

Ritter
08-13-2008, 05:48 AM
Shizzah bets Mr. X \$100 that he can predict the score of the hockey game before it starts. Mr. X agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Mr. X lose the bet?

Hahaha.

Mr. X
08-13-2008, 11:35 AM
You must've said no score or 0-0 since it was the score before the game.

I want my money back dammit.

Ritter
08-13-2008, 11:36 AM
Word up X, I robbed you blind.

Hahaha, props.