View Full Version : Do you read when you take a shit?

The Hound
07-20-2008, 05:17 AM
fuck it i'm comin out in the open ... i do ... i usually have the sunday sports section from the paper in there for a week and i read that in the toilet all week ... or when there isn't much sports news i take a book in like tintin or something that i can fly through real quick because i like to take my time when i take my shits especially since i eat alot of chilli so i get time to kill

what about you?

07-20-2008, 05:41 AM
I shit in the backyard like donkeys doo

Edgar Erebus
07-20-2008, 05:45 AM
Yup, I read, usually Playboy or Hustler. Sometimes even The Source. Actually Source is best toilet read, time flies by and you even have something to wipe your ass with.

07-20-2008, 05:57 AM
We were timing Begongo about an hour ago.

He's a sprinter, five minutes, that's the fastest shiter a man knows.

My time flies nicely, I usually read, cuz I enjoy my shit. [That came out right.]

The Hound
07-20-2008, 05:58 AM
but lesbians don't like to hang around sitting on the toilet they like to be in the middle of the action so begongina has an excuse

07-20-2008, 06:19 AM
That's true.

But don't let that fool you, Beggy ain't easy.

07-20-2008, 10:50 AM
It takes time to dump a well crafted turd. Reading material is essential to completing the business.

07-20-2008, 12:00 PM
i never understood how people can read while theyre shitting, i mean how long does it take for u to shit? it only takes me like 3 or 4 minutes, i mean, i sit down / dump a big fukkin splash / clean my fukkin ass / and then im ready hahah, theres actually no time for me to read

funny thread tho

07-20-2008, 05:28 PM
you noe me ey, not only time flies but also flies fly hrm-hrm :D

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-20-2008, 05:32 PM
I dont read. Ever. Reading is the temptation of the Devil.

07-20-2008, 05:34 PM
i don't read when im shittin. i usually wait long enough that its do or die by the time i sit down. pinch, wipe, and i'm swayze

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-20-2008, 05:36 PM


07-20-2008, 05:47 PM
yeah I read and yeah Pinch is a fucked up word for shit taking.

Today I fuckin got so desperate that I read the back of the tooth paste tube. My toothpaste is made in MEXICO and its Colgate , that aint right. They ship it all outta the midwest too (wtf?)

I aint read stuff like that since I was young. Readin the shampoo bottles and shit.

I usually try to read either GAME INFORMER or ROLLING STONE or my local Music newspaper THE SAN ANTONIO CURRENT.

07-20-2008, 05:52 PM
i dont read but sometimes i like to smoke weed while shitting

that really helps to improve your digestion system circulation shit

07-20-2008, 06:03 PM
I play my ds

Prolifical ENG
07-20-2008, 06:12 PM
I have to read all the time now. I don't know how some people can drop a turd in less than a minute and then GTFO. Every time I have to do that I feel like my a-nus gets a straineous feeling that lasts several minutes. the sphincter needs those few minutes of relaxation over the bowl afterwards.

I review some book like the art of war and art of peace if there is no unread magazines or the most recent newspaper. I have even done a crossword in there.

07-20-2008, 06:24 PM
I used to play gameboy in the john. the big grey one. the first one.

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-20-2008, 06:28 PM
"squezein' and leavin' " is what pre-heammoroid sufferers do.

fuck that, i plan my day around my shit. I got my home studio, flat screen, Wii, stack of NOI texts, all in my shitter.

Guarded By Martyrs
07-20-2008, 06:31 PM

07-20-2008, 08:43 PM
I Take Shits.. .

I Read Sometimes.. Not All The Time..

I Usually Look At My Eastbay Magazine In The {States}.. {its A Shoe Catalog} Yup I Look At All The New Shoes Out .. Then After Im Done .. I Just Take Off..

07-20-2008, 09:06 PM
Takin a shit helps me think about shit.

It really iz that easy.

07-20-2008, 09:41 PM
im in deep concentration mode, reading would jus slow my thinking down. you never kno i can think of a way to develop a new energy source for the world. while taking a shit. for real

Tony Bandana
07-20-2008, 09:43 PM
thisis50.com on my blackberry more flyer the Hally Berry when i be pinchin a loaf..


07-20-2008, 10:05 PM
Werd... when Im on the shitta...life does slow down...time has no meaning there... unless it's diarrhea then everythin' jus moves real fast and you have no time to think - if u think u die - that's sum crazy shit.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
07-21-2008, 07:43 AM
i dont read but sometimes i like to smoke weed while shitting

that really helps to improve your digestion system circulation shit


I am eating when i am shitin :r

07-21-2008, 07:49 AM
I have epiphanys on the shitter.

The Hound
07-21-2008, 07:52 AM
i don't read when im shittin. i usually wait long enough that its do or die by the time i sit down. pinch, wipe, and i'm swayze

wtf everytime i do that i leave the shit so long i can't sit down when i get near the toilet and i have to crawl into the fetal position just to make the pain go away :?

07-21-2008, 10:31 AM
I have epiphanys on the shitter.

LOL like Scrubs characters had in one episode....the rooftop toilet lol