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The Hound
07-20-2008, 04:17 AM
fuck it i'm comin out in the open ... i do ... i usually have the sunday sports section from the paper in there for a week and i read that in the toilet all week ... or when there isn't much sports news i take a book in like tintin or something that i can fly through real quick because i like to take my time when i take my shits especially since i eat alot of chilli so i get time to kill

what about you?

begongo
07-20-2008, 04:41 AM
I shit in the backyard like donkeys doo

Edgar Erebus
07-20-2008, 04:45 AM
Yup, I read, usually Playboy or Hustler. Sometimes even The Source. Actually Source is best toilet read, time flies by and you even have something to wipe your ass with.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-20-2008, 04:57 AM
We were timing Begongo about an hour ago.

He's a sprinter, five minutes, that's the fastest shiter a man knows.


My time flies nicely, I usually read, cuz I enjoy my shit. [That came out right.]

The Hound
07-20-2008, 04:58 AM
but lesbians don't like to hang around sitting on the toilet they like to be in the middle of the action so begongina has an excuse

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-20-2008, 05:19 AM
That's true.

But don't let that fool you, Beggy ain't easy.

Klawful
07-20-2008, 09:50 AM
It takes time to dump a well crafted turd. Reading material is essential to completing the business.

DrunkenMasta303
07-20-2008, 11:00 AM
i never understood how people can read while theyre shitting, i mean how long does it take for u to shit? it only takes me like 3 or 4 minutes, i mean, i sit down / dump a big fukkin splash / clean my fukkin ass / and then im ready hahah, theres actually no time for me to read

funny thread tho

yukka
07-20-2008, 04:28 PM
you noe me ey, not only time flies but also flies fly hrm-hrm :D

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-20-2008, 04:32 PM
I dont read. Ever. Reading is the temptation of the Devil.

Tecknowledgist
07-20-2008, 04:34 PM
i don't read when im shittin. i usually wait long enough that its do or die by the time i sit down. pinch, wipe, and i'm swayze

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-20-2008, 04:36 PM
^pinch?

ugh.

INF
07-20-2008, 04:47 PM
yeah I read and yeah Pinch is a fucked up word for shit taking.


Today I fuckin got so desperate that I read the back of the tooth paste tube. My toothpaste is made in MEXICO and its Colgate , that aint right. They ship it all outta the midwest too (wtf?)


I aint read stuff like that since I was young. Readin the shampoo bottles and shit.



I usually try to read either GAME INFORMER or ROLLING STONE or my local Music newspaper THE SAN ANTONIO CURRENT.

DrunkenMasta303
07-20-2008, 04:52 PM
i dont read but sometimes i like to smoke weed while shitting

that really helps to improve your digestion system circulation shit

Paranoid
07-20-2008, 05:03 PM
I play my ds

Prolifical ENG
07-20-2008, 05:12 PM
I have to read all the time now. I don't know how some people can drop a turd in less than a minute and then GTFO. Every time I have to do that I feel like my a-nus gets a straineous feeling that lasts several minutes. the sphincter needs those few minutes of relaxation over the bowl afterwards.

I review some book like the art of war and art of peace if there is no unread magazines or the most recent newspaper. I have even done a crossword in there.

INF
07-20-2008, 05:24 PM
I used to play gameboy in the john. the big grey one. the first one.

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-20-2008, 05:28 PM
"squezein' and leavin' " is what pre-heammoroid sufferers do.

fuck that, i plan my day around my shit. I got my home studio, flat screen, Wii, stack of NOI texts, all in my shitter.

Guarded By Martyrs
07-20-2008, 05:31 PM
Everytime

Tito_Para Enfrente
07-20-2008, 07:43 PM
I Take Shits.. .


I Read Sometimes.. Not All The Time..

I Usually Look At My Eastbay Magazine In The {States}.. {its A Shoe Catalog} Yup I Look At All The New Shoes Out .. Then After Im Done .. I Just Take Off..

L~>1<~NKS
07-20-2008, 08:06 PM
Takin a shit helps me think about shit.

It really iz that easy.

HANZO
07-20-2008, 08:41 PM
im in deep concentration mode, reading would jus slow my thinking down. you never kno i can think of a way to develop a new energy source for the world. while taking a shit. for real

Tony Bandana
07-20-2008, 08:43 PM
thisis50.com on my blackberry more flyer the Hally Berry when i be pinchin a loaf..

haha

L~>1<~NKS
07-20-2008, 09:05 PM
Werd... when Im on the shitta...life does slow down...time has no meaning there... unless it's diarrhea then everythin' jus moves real fast and you have no time to think - if u think u die - that's sum crazy shit.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
07-21-2008, 06:43 AM
i dont read but sometimes i like to smoke weed while shitting

that really helps to improve your digestion system circulation shit

LooooooooooooooL

I am eating when i am shitin :r

VZA
07-21-2008, 06:49 AM
I have epiphanys on the shitter.

The Hound
07-21-2008, 06:52 AM
i don't read when im shittin. i usually wait long enough that its do or die by the time i sit down. pinch, wipe, and i'm swayze

wtf everytime i do that i leave the shit so long i can't sit down when i get near the toilet and i have to crawl into the fetal position just to make the pain go away :?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-21-2008, 09:31 AM
I have epiphanys on the shitter.

LOL like Scrubs characters had in one episode....the rooftop toilet lol