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The Grandmaster
07-26-2008, 03:50 PM
Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn

Then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine.

Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits.

Then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so?

So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest cock she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each.

And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite.

Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.

begongo
07-26-2008, 03:51 PM
don't listen to you momma when she tell you not to play in the dirt
cuz god made dirt and dirt don't hurt
you hear me

Ritter
07-26-2008, 03:52 PM
Wrong section, foo.

Irondan Cooley is that way (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=35)

Dokuro
07-26-2008, 04:05 PM
Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn

Then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine.

Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits.

Then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so?

So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest cock she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each.

And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite.

Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.
you are as fake as the guy in your sig but not as gay

beautifulrock
07-26-2008, 04:06 PM
How is this retard not banned yet?

Rame
07-26-2008, 04:16 PM
Are you Cam'ron?

minibumpsh
07-26-2008, 04:27 PM
i liked his story
tell me about what u did today

The Grandmaster
07-26-2008, 05:40 PM
Wrong section, foo.

Irondan Cooley is that way (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=35)

Listen, don't ever be sarcastic to me online ever again. I've been taking noxplod for probably the last 5 months in a row, and I'm squatting 450 for reps, little man. Don't ever think for one second that I wouldn't squash you like the little bug you are. Girls come up to me and ask if I'm a professional body builder all the time, and they also say how hot I am. So if you ever begin to think for one second that you're better than me, you better think again. i drive an M3 that's not leased, and I can bench twice my weight (I weigh 210 at 7% bodyfat, faggot). PM me for pics if you don't believe me, little faggot.

you are as fake as the guy in your sig but not as gay

I can benchpress more than my own bodyweight, tool. You know what that means? It means I can lift myself right up off of the ground and fly. Next time you see something weird in the sky, remember...its not a bird, and its not a plane. It's super belf. Coming straight down from the sky to wreck your face with a crowbar.

Watch your luldumb mouth.

How is this retard not banned yet?

You really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, i dont appreciate it. Tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where i am from, we dont tolerate that. Dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. Consider yourself warned

i liked his story
tell me about what u did today

Same

INF
07-26-2008, 05:50 PM
Straight up ...if you got it like that , let it be known. You got pythons Brotha? Floss that shit. shut the fools up right quick playa.

DrunkenMasta303
07-26-2008, 06:05 PM
http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/6761/icecreamasswj0.jpg
^grandMASTER

The Grandmaster
07-26-2008, 06:25 PM
Look pal, America is the only country to ever walk on the moon. So that automatically means we are in charge of space. America is a place where super heroes live. This is where they are born. They are American. Where is your super hero, loladin?

I dont see spiderman swinging over the eiffel tower or the the african savannah. Batman doesn't roam italy either friend. Super heroes are America, Americans are super heroes. Never forget that bubble boy.

DrunkenMasta303
07-26-2008, 06:41 PM
^SUPER HERO grandMASTER trying to rescue the thread

























http://home.teleport.com/~rasputin/ImageFiles/amb_gay1.jpg

JASPER
07-26-2008, 06:42 PM
Today I took a whole buncha Tramadol and sat in the corner of my room, rocking back and forth while begging the dear Lord for forgiveness.

INF
07-26-2008, 07:06 PM
Today I took a whole buncha Tramadol and sat in the corner of my room, rocking back and forth while begging the dear Lord for forgiveness.


dude , get yahoo IM. Its gon be alright Jasper.

The Grandmaster
07-26-2008, 09:07 PM
^SUPER HERO grandMASTER trying to rescue the thread

























http://home.teleport.com/%7Erasputin/ImageFiles/amb_gay1.jpg


I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely crap yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the stuff that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shit but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this stuff for real.

minibumpsh
07-26-2008, 10:12 PM
Today I took a whole buncha Tramadol and sat in the corner of my room, rocking back and forth while begging the dear Lord for forgiveness.

id rather sit with you in the corner and rock back and forth than have sex orgies with grandmaster. its because i love you.

xox

The Grandmaster
07-26-2008, 10:33 PM
Firstly, we can't have an orgie if we're only 2.

Secondly, your pitiful attempts at making me jealous don't work mini. I don't give up the dick that easily, :nonono:

minibumpsh
07-26-2008, 11:13 PM
Firstly, we can't have an orgie if we're only 2.

Secondly, your pitiful attempts at making me jealous don't work mini. I don't give up the dick that easily, :nonono:

well with all your hott sexy super models, it wouldn't be two now, would it..

and i dont want to make you jealous, i have the bestest guy ever and his names jasper BYE

The Grandmaster
07-26-2008, 11:41 PM
i... i don't really have hot super models that let me snort coke off of their tits while having an orgy in a brand new limo that the government paid for cause i work for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil ;(

that was just a story i made up to boost up my e-status and get accepted as a firstary

hope that doesnt affect our e-relationship and that youd still want to have an orgy with me if jasper gets... somehow unavailable... ;(