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SID
08-24-2008, 11:51 AM
as you all know we evolved from monkeys....allow me to break it down

First there was

"the gay ape"
http://i34.tinypic.com/5lw740.jpg
This was the first recorded finding of the elusive "gay ape" also known as tsa, it is a semi-intelligent ape-man of nigerian descent, there was only one of its kind as it resorted to homosexuality, therefore severing the continuation of the species.

The Gay ape is a stationary mammal, moving from the office chair only to urinate, deficate and mate. not suprisingly the gay ape loves exlcusive male contact, therefore creating a permenant nest at wucorp, his migration to wucorp has left many of the native species discontent and unhappy, there have been many records of the gay ape being sonned back to the stone age for his effiminate/schizophrenic behaviour.

The closest (closet) relative to the gay ape we can find is this monkey, who currently resides in the shitty landscape of nebraska
http://i34.tinypic.com/14qhpl.jpg

The gay ape is suprising in the fact that he is the only ape that does not have the abilty to climb, he instead has made an innovative solution to travel when needed (prototype)
http://i37.tinypic.com/w06d1h.jpg

After the gay ape came this dude....
http://i36.tinypic.com/ojkad.jpg


i will continue with the evolution of the gay ape later on...

TSA
08-24-2008, 11:58 AM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/Moustache.jpg

TSA
08-24-2008, 12:00 PM
Sideous Katana moustache looks like you pull a rope and it lets the sun light in AHAHahahaAHHahah
http://www.treehugger.com/hotel%20room%20blinds.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAhhhahAHAHAhah H!!11

LIne FOR LINE LINE FOR LINE, THIS IS HOW WE GET DOWN ON A RHYME AHAhahaHH!H!!!11

SKAMPOE
08-24-2008, 12:03 PM
hahahahahahahahaha gay apes ahahahah

SID
08-24-2008, 12:09 PM
Sideous Katana moustache looks like you pull a rope and it lets the sun light in AHAHahahaAHHahah
http://www.treehugger.com/hotel%20room%20blinds.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAhhhahAHAHAhah H!!11

LIne FOR LINE LINE FOR LINE, THIS IS HOW WE GET DOWN ON A RHYME AHAhahaHH!H!!!11

LOL

*analyzes gay ape behaviour*

Records findings

From observing the gay ape i can tell that he spends maybe 10-17 hours a day at home (wucorp), hence the reason he is so damn e-creative...

SKAMPOE
08-24-2008, 12:12 PM
no hes not creative, hes recycling my lines, i dun said dat shit so many times, tsa wants to be me!

DR. NICK RIVIERA
08-24-2008, 12:17 PM
And I thought my nosebrow was slamming two years ago.

I also thought Beachwatch was one of the most intelligent series ever.

SaqurakiHanamichi
08-24-2008, 12:28 PM
this shit is mad funny ,

Longbongcilvaringz
08-24-2008, 12:32 PM
i never find the 'black guy' = 'ape' thing very amusing.

maybe its because technician said it a lot.

or maybe it just isnt funny.

undecided.

SID
08-24-2008, 12:36 PM
its not a black man-ape thing its a gay ape-tsa thing...

TSA
08-24-2008, 12:42 PM
no hes not creative, hes recycling my lines, i dun said dat shit so many times, tsa wants to be me!
nigga i've been doing this 4 years before you existed, go post a dick faggot

SKAMPOE
08-24-2008, 02:53 PM
yea but know u tryna talk how i talk, the way u talk nowisnt how u talked b4 i got on here! its ironic to say this but ur no even black!

SID
08-24-2008, 03:02 PM
he is not black..gay apes do not have different races..but there are different kinds of gay ape though....

1.the fully homosexual net nerd/e-creative powerhouse (who bites shit from skampoe) ---tsa falls into this category

2.the semi homosexual net nerd tring to destroy his gay gene, but cant do it, therefore gives in to his genetic malfunction/e-creative powerhouse (who bites shit from skampoe)
tsa used to be in this category but fell

IrOnMaN
08-24-2008, 03:05 PM
Lol at this thread

IrOnMaN
08-24-2008, 03:09 PM
IS that really TSA?

SKAMPOE
08-24-2008, 03:10 PM
he is not black..gay apes do not have different races..but there are different kinds of gay ape though....

1.the fully homosexual net nerd/e-creative powerhouse (who bites shit from skampoe) ---tsa falls into this category

2.the semi homosexual net nerd tring to destroy his gay gene, but cant do it, therefore gives in to his genetic malfunction/e-creative powerhouse (who bites shit from skampoe)
tsa used to be in this category but fell
hahahahahahah werd


the doods from africa and on his best day he still aint a nigga like me!

SKAMPOE
08-24-2008, 03:11 PM
IS that really TSA?
hell yea thats him!


and this is me














































http://media.tumblr.com/2TdG78uXTczq2lbzp0eI9hHd_500.jpg

famenchuan
08-24-2008, 03:16 PM
lmao off at this thread!!!!!!!!

SID
08-24-2008, 04:48 PM
Carrying on the topic of the gay ape..

During my research i have tried to analyze the gay apes fluxuating mental state, it has been hard to accuratly pin-point the reason for this abnormal brainwave pattern..iam sure his jetpack nostrils have some how affected the healthy growth and development of this rare species.

Here is a case study to dertermine his degree of gayness

before shown picture of cock
http://i38.tinypic.com/fz9pch.jpg

after shown picture of cock
http://i35.tinypic.com/bgb6ab.jpg

So we can tell from that case study that the gay ape is at a 98% gayness level

attempts have been made to subdue his gay gene but they have all failed, while on a strict anti-gayness program recently he was caught in this photo

http://i38.tinypic.com/vex4sy.jpg

He really dissapointed the gay ape research team :(

We at the gay ape research tem will do everything we can to help tsa, we understand his pain..and the fact he is the last of his kind

sp from all of us a the G.A.R.F KEEP YOUR NOSTRILS UP!!!!!
http://i33.tinypic.com/e13ket.jpg

TSA
08-24-2008, 05:40 PM
Sidous i didn't wanna say it cause it one of those situations at embarass the person pointing it out more then the person that committed the embarassment but this desperate attempt to clap back from Penful Fin Rikkidz is not up to par

infact it's not really funny. infact it's not funny.

TSA
08-24-2008, 05:41 PM
infact you're not good at wutangcorp.com/forums

SID
08-24-2008, 05:53 PM
Were those two posts attempts to deter/anger me in any way?

if so failed on both accounts..
Iam merely studing the enigmatic gay ape...everything else posted in this thread is irrelevant and shall be ignorned by the gay ape research foundation

thank you

TSA
08-24-2008, 06:04 PM
^failed attempt at the Golden Stash Redemption, still shaves with lazers

SID
08-26-2008, 05:04 AM
http://i37.tinypic.com/qp5vo7.jpg

STYLE
08-26-2008, 11:43 AM
damn its getting real in here.


Wooooooooooooooooo!

i ain't heard that in a while.

felt good.



oh yeah


hahaahahahahahahahahahah @ this thread.

SID
08-27-2008, 01:35 PM
2 days ago i was talking about tsa nose looking like a jetpack


achmed, u need to pay homage

ok sven


http://i34.tinypic.com/2lvhks7.jpg

IrOnMaN
08-27-2008, 01:44 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/qp5vo7.jpg

ROLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!


I think this thread is kind of racist towards blacks.}:|

SID
08-27-2008, 01:55 PM
How can i be racist toward black people, i love hip hop....and black people made hip hop

Not all black people have nostrils the size of b2 spirit jet boosters..

DR. NICK RIVIERA
08-27-2008, 01:57 PM
racist fuck, we all saw it!!

SID
08-27-2008, 01:58 PM
saw what exactly?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
08-27-2008, 02:00 PM
ha, the dumb treatment, I can really c how u only think for hobby

u ain't fooling me!!

SID
08-27-2008, 02:02 PM
DO YOUA SPEAKA ENGLISAHA???

explain your accusation bitch

IrOnMaN
08-27-2008, 02:03 PM
How can i be racist toward black people, i love hip hop....and black people made hip hop

Not all black people have nostrils the size of b2 spirit jet boosters..

Okay then. Why are you using the term "Ape"? Don't you know that's a racist word to degrade blacks? Plus, you're calling TSA an ape, a gay ape. Plus, you go on to make fun of his physical features. Most but not all blacks have large noses. I don't know your race. We all know that TSA is black. When someone of another race calls a black person an ape, he/she is being racist in a way, but not fully. Maybe you're not being ignorant but it sure seems like it, though.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
08-27-2008, 02:07 PM
^^^^explained.

SID
08-27-2008, 02:08 PM
My bad if i came across racist...that WAS NOT MY INTENTION
I dont have a racist bone in my body, thats why i used the term ape with no discretion
apes have particularly large nostrils so does tsa - a obvious comparison...i have black friends none of them have jetpack nostrils..big noses maybe..but i never poked fun of of his nose or any other features....

JUST HIS NOSTRILS

SKAMPOE
08-27-2008, 02:09 PM
ironman is a fag


just thoight i say dat

IrOnMaN
08-27-2008, 02:21 PM
ironman is a fag


just thoight i say dat

Ummmm......ok, my big head friend./(

SKAMPOE
08-27-2008, 02:25 PM
http://spaceghetto.net/sandbox/uploads/03246_elsa-benitez-nude-1-02_123_450lo.jpg
http://spaceghetto.net/sandbox/uploads/b1.jpghttp://spaceghetto.net/sandbox/uploads/b1.jpg

Art Vandelay
05-26-2010, 12:46 PM
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