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Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 02:32 PM
Yeah you're such a tortured, misunderstood fucking genius.

Shut the fuck up.

p



You are getting a bit angry aren't you? That gives me a nice warm feeling all over. Whoops, I'm pissing on myself, so that's what that is.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 02:44 PM
That's how it starts
We go back to your house
We check the charts
And start to figure it out

And if it's crowded, all the better
Because we know we're gonna be up late
But if you're worried about the weather
Then you picked the wrong place to stay
That's how it starts

And so it starts
You switch the engine on
We set controls for the heart of the sun
one of the ways we show our age

And if the sun comes up, if the sun comes up, if the sun comes up
And I still don't wanna stagger home
Then it's the memory of our betters
That are keeping us on our feet

You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan
And the next five years trying to be with your friends again

You're talking 45 turns just as fast as you can
Teah, I know it gets tired, but it's better when we pretend

It comes apart
The way it does in bad films
Except in parts
When the moral kicks in

Though when we're running out of the drugs
And the conversation's winding away
I wouldn't trade one stupid decision
For another five years of lies

You drop the first ten years just as fast as you can
And the next ten people who are trying to be polite
When you're blowing eighty-five days in the middle of France
Yeah, I know it gets tired only where are your friends tonight?

And to tell the truth
Oh, this could be the last time
So here we go
Like a sales force into the night

And if I made a fool, if I made a fool, if I made a fool
on the road, there's always this
And if I'm sewn into submission
I can still come home to this

And with a face like a dad and a laughable stand
You can sleep on the plane or review what you said
When you're drunk and the kids leave impossible tasks
You think over and over, "hey, I'm finally dead."

Oh, if the trip and the plan come apart in your hand
Tou look contorted on yourself your ridiculous prop
You forgot what you meant when you read what you said
And you always knew you were tired, but then
Where are your friends tonight?

Where are your friends tonight?
Where are your friends tonight?

If I could see all my friends tonight
If I could see all my friends tonight
If I could see all my friends tonight
If I could see all my friends tonight

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 02:44 PM
I gotta say Pat, you aren't totally worthless, you DO give good quote.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 02:45 PM
Fuck i love that jawnt

You love that jawnt son?

Robert
09-07-2008, 02:47 PM
People have trouble separating the PB persona with real emotion.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 02:47 PM
Its just a great choon.

Like, memories and nostalgia and heaps of fucking piles of vibes.

Dont you just space when the bass confuses you

Like BIG TUNE

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 02:48 PM
People have trouble separating the PB persona with real emotion.

People have trouble.

PERIOD!


(smh fucking faggit americans, "that shit was heinous dude PERIOD!". what the fuck is wrong with you people?)

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 02:50 PM
I like a nice jaunty tune and a fresh pair of slacks with the ironed in creases, I even like a little honey in my green tea. I like that first sip of a freshly opened beer, just about as much as i hate the last foam filled warm sip. ...and of course as always me gusta los pantalones con queso

SID
09-07-2008, 02:54 PM
Ouch!

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 02:56 PM
Honey in green tea!

You obnoxious brute.

Green teas great.

Maybe we can put.

Our difference behind us

And just listen to great

choons

Instead of all this

animosity

i think im emmerging

from my wu corp anger

spell, its dope

and i know why and its good.

thanks.

SID
09-07-2008, 02:56 PM
That's how it starts
We go back to your house
We check the charts
And start to figure it out

And if it's crowded, all the better
Because we know we're gonna be up late
But if you're worried about the weather
Then you picked the wrong place to stay
That's how it starts

And so it starts
You switch the engine on
We set controls for the heart of the sun
one of the ways we show our age

And if the sun comes up, if the sun comes up, if the sun comes up
And I still don't wanna stagger home
Then it's the memory of our betters
That are keeping us on our feet

You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan
And the next five years trying to be with your friends again

You're talking 45 turns just as fast as you can
Teah, I know it gets tired, but it's better when we pretend

It comes apart
The way it does in bad films
Except in parts
When the moral kicks in

Though when we're running out of the drugs
And the conversation's winding away
I wouldn't trade one stupid decision
For another five years of lies

You drop the first ten years just as fast as you can
And the next ten people who are trying to be polite
When you're blowing eighty-five days in the middle of France
Yeah, I know it gets tired only where are your friends tonight?

And to tell the truth
Oh, this could be the last time
So here we go
Like a sales force into the night

And if I made a fool, if I made a fool, if I made a fool
on the road, there's always this
And if I'm sewn into submission
I can still come home to this

And with a face like a dad and a laughable stand
You can sleep on the plane or review what you said
When you're drunk and the kids leave impossible tasks
You think over and over, "hey, I'm finally dead."

Oh, if the trip and the plan come apart in your hand
Tou look contorted on yourself your ridiculous prop
You forgot what you meant when you read what you said
And you always knew you were tired, but then
Where are your friends tonight?

Where are your friends tonight?
Where are your friends tonight?

If I could see all my friends tonight
If I could see all my friends tonight
If I could see all my friends tonight
If I could see all my friends tonight

BOYD!!!

Minor levels...but levels nonetheless

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 02:58 PM
Honey in green tea!

You obnoxious brute.

Green teas great.

Maybe we can put.

Our difference behind us

And just listen to great

choons

Instead of all this

animosity

i think im emmerging

from my wu corp anger

spell, its dope

and i know why and its good.

thanks.
There is no animosity, only ZOOL

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 03:00 PM
BO SELECTA

Robert
09-07-2008, 03:07 PM
I love this. SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/UmpireRandall/sloth_11sfw.gif

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 03:08 PM
Its SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 03:11 PM
wooooooooooooooo


tunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetu netunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetune tunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetu netunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetune tunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetunetu netune

Woooooooo
aaaaaaaah

there are people who are pushing me on the train
screaming from the top of buildings
"youre gonna get whats coming"
and i dont know how to react
or if i should fight back

he could have a knife
stab me in the gut
bleeding on the floor
shoulda kept my mouth shut

and i dont know how to react
or if i should fight back

(ice cream is gonna save the day)

ice cream is gonna save the day
ice cream is gonna save the day, again

i dont need a number
i just wanna dance with my shirt off
and i dont want no other
i just wanna dance

he could have a knife
stab me in the gut
bleeding on the floor
shoulda kept my mouth shut

and i dont know how to react
or if i should fight back

woooooooo
aaaaaaaah

ice cream is gonna save the day
ice cream is gonna save the day, again


i dont need a number
i just wanna dance with my shirt off
and i dont want no other
i just wanna dance

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 03:14 PM
Countin' flowers on the wall
that don't bother me at all
playin' solitaire til dawn
with a deck of 51


Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' captain Kangaroooooooooo
now don't tell me
I've nothin' to doooooooooooo

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 03:20 PM
Check the massive buildup and huge drop on this jawnt.

shit fucks me up everytime when im feeling it.

tenNBr6bwvU

go with the flow.

JASPER
09-07-2008, 03:22 PM
Countin' flowers on the wall
that don't bother me at all
playin' solitaire til dawn
with a deck of 51


Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' captain Kangaroooooooooo
now don't tell me
I've nothin' to dooooooooooooThat's a Jim Ed Brown song right?

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 03:26 PM
Well, now, I been hearin' you're concerned about my happiness
But all a' that thought you're a-givin' me is conscience, I guess
If I was walkin' in your shoes I wouldn't worry none
So you and your friends don't worry 'bout me, I'm havin' lots of fun

Last night I dressed in tails pretendin' I was on the town
As long as I can dream it's hard to slow this cowboy down
So please don't give a thought to me I'm really doin' fine
And you can always find me here and havin' quite a time

Well, it's good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright
Well, any ol' way my eyes are not accustomed to this light
And my boots are not accustomed to this kind a' street
So I must go back to my room and make my day complete

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 03:27 PM
That's a Jim Ed Brown song right?

"Flowers On The Wall" was the first big hit for The Statler Brothers

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 03:28 PM
can you change the title of the thread to "the really healthy vibes arfishal thread" please?

crust
09-07-2008, 03:29 PM
drama.

JASPER
09-07-2008, 03:31 PM
Kama kama chameleon!

http://spaceghetto.net/sandbox/uploads/9416.jpg

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 03:33 PM
can you change the title of the thread to "the really healthy vibes arfishal thread" please?

I really don't think i have that ability in this particular sub-forum, but I will pm bigmagma and tell him if it hurts you to have that title. thx

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 03:35 PM
it does hurt bro.

can we buy a bachelor pad so i can start training in the hope of maybe contesting next year wu corp's most eililililigble bachelor party throne from sidiousiamkatana?

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 03:38 PM
it does hurt bro.

can we buy a bachelor pad so i can start training in the hope of maybe contesting next year wu corp's most eililililigble bachelor party throne from sidiousiamkatana?
sure, as long as you don't offer me sorbet and then hit me in the back of the head with some sort of blunt instrument. and yes, I will put the spoon in the carton.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 03:40 PM
it will behave.

Dale Clayton
09-07-2008, 03:41 PM
That's correct, fucker!

http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-1-1220818837.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 03:45 PM
i like the dale clayton account better than the others. its fun

Dale Clayton
09-07-2008, 03:48 PM
You make a nigga feel all warm inside. And me too.

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 04:01 PM
You make a nigga feel all warm inside. And me too.

I'm the king of bad taste and that's some schwepps bitter lemon right there.

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 04:13 PM
<3 U Pat

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 04:16 PM
<3 U Pat

see, now that's the real reason for my animosity, I am jealous of your relationship with Blackula

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 04:19 PM
Don't be jealous Cause Pat denies my luv for him. :(

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 04:21 PM
^^^wanna scissor?

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 04:24 PM
^^^wanna scissor?

hahahaha No.

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 04:27 PM
hahahaha No.
ok well how bout two in da pink and 1 in da stink then?

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 04:47 PM
how about you stand on the sidelines and leave Pat and I alone?

SID
09-07-2008, 05:02 PM
I think its time to make this a three way love triangle blackula (no homo)

Crackhead Bob
09-07-2008, 05:05 PM
how about you stand on the sidelines and leave Pat and I alone?
I never ride the pine. Like Kellen Winslow Jr., I'm a fucking soldier.

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 05:20 PM
I think its time to make this a three way love triangle blackula (no homo)

No I would get too jealous .. I want Pat all to myself

RIINě
09-07-2008, 05:32 PM
^
http://www.cyarena.com/comments/adult-funny/images/26430019.gif

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 05:38 PM
hahahaha ... shut up

SID
09-07-2008, 05:47 PM
No I would get too jealous .. I want Pat all to myself

damn!!!

whats this i see!!!!

You have now moved into batemans condo!!!.lemme tell you something honey, he is a trainee bachelor not even the real thing like myself...baby you need the real deal!

Which i have in abundance...leave the bateman he is australian, hes no good..he could unexpectedly die at any moment from trap door spiders, rattlesnakes, manta rays and boxing kangaroos, i however am guaranteed everlasting life by Dr Kane.

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 06:09 PM
i dunno it rains alot in London .. :- /

Olive Oil Goombah
09-07-2008, 08:52 PM
I'd like to take a Louisville Slugger to Pat Batemans face. Than I'd choke Robert with my bare hands.

As for you....I'd torture your soul until you were nothing more than flesh and bones.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 11:36 PM
JESUS!

Olive Oil Goombah
09-07-2008, 11:50 PM
JESUS!

im sorry....i'm a little cranky my fantasy football team preformed terriblely

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 11:56 PM
I'd like to take a Louisville Slugger to Pat Batemans face. Than I'd choke Robert with my bare hands.

As for you....I'd torture your soul until you were nothing more than flesh and bones.

What's the matter pumpkin?

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 11:58 PM
Nicky got a bit touchy towards Bateman moving in on his territory.....naughty naughty........though it doesn't seem anything of teh kind, or at least unintentional..........

Boyz acting like pitbulls seem 2 be getting a lil overprotective for things out of their reach.......

http://www.alguer.it/img/pitbull-4894.jpg

I've honestly forgot who Bateman was b4 he took this persona.........it's been a while now.......
But from whut I remember, he was cool peoples......to a degree....I think at least....but I can't remember.......But teh Bateman character I can relate to......the movie one I mean........going purely insane.........though I still don't fully understand it......the story......too much thinking......
But I know how Bateman thinks....his true intentions for teh ladies......










http://www.scene-stealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/02xv9.jpg

hey Black.............don't look behind you..........(*hee hee heeeee*)

...........







isn't that right bateman? RIGHT RIGHT?
http://static.flickr.com/43/110366316_79a5921bf2.jpg


see u and me.....we're the same we are............to them you're just....you're just a FReAk.........LiKe Me...........
























































http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh175/marcymichelle1991/joker.jpg




hahahahah you silly cracker .. I luh you bra!

SKAMPOE
09-07-2008, 11:58 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D737%7ESpeed-Racer-Go-Speed-Posters.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
09-07-2008, 11:59 PM
Nicky got a bit touchy towards Bateman moving in on his territory.....naughty naughty........though it doesn't seem anything of teh kind, or at least unintentional..........

Boyz acting like pitbulls seem 2 be getting a lil overprotective for things out of their reach.......

http://www.alguer.it/img/pitbull-4894.jpg

I've honestly forgot who Bateman was b4 he took this persona.........it's been a while now.......
But from whut I remember, he was cool peoples......to a degree....I think at least....but I can't remember.......But teh Bateman character I can relate to......the movie one I mean........going purely insane.........though I still don't fully understand it......the story......too much thinking......
But I know how Bateman thinks....his true intentions for teh ladies......


http://www.scene-stealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/02xv9.jpg

hey Black.............don't look behind you..........(*hee hee heeeee*)

...........

isn't that right bateman? RIGHT RIGHT?
http://static.flickr.com/43/110366316_79a5921bf2.jpg


see u and me.....we're the same we are............to them you're just....you're just a FReAk.........LiKe Me...........

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh175/marcymichelle1991/joker.jpg




I think you and i were on ok terms in the past.

I think you were pretty argumentative when you were Pale Kris etc.

My intentions are pure evil.

Olive Oil Goombah
09-07-2008, 11:59 PM
YOu been puttin overtime in on these posts lately ever since the name change....
























..............and yes I'm a jealous psychotic lover.

Olive Oil Goombah
09-08-2008, 12:01 AM
What's the matter pumpkin?

oh nuthin.......i'm just taking my stress out on pat cuz if i do it to TSA or '....' or Diggy I get accused of being a 'racist'.

he understands its all part of the process sweetie, dont worry pat is safe.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-08-2008, 12:03 AM
me?

i posted a shit load back in the 06 and stuff.

as ive mentioned, my push for first member to 20,000 posts is underway and will intensify over the coming months

Longbongcilvaringz
09-08-2008, 12:04 AM
oh nuthin.......i'm just taking my stress out on pat cuz if i do it to TSA or '....' or Diggy I get accused of being a 'racist'.

he understands its all part of the process sweetie, dont worry pat is safe.

Fucking southerners.

SKAMPOE
09-08-2008, 12:05 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/1zf0oy9.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
09-08-2008, 12:05 AM
me?

i posted a shit load back in the 06 and stuff.

as ive mentioned, my push for first member to 20,000 posts is underway and will intensify over the coming months

If you were referring to me referring to you referring to me than no i was actually referring to 'THe DOctor'.

Olive Oil Goombah
09-08-2008, 12:06 AM
Fucking southerners.

You............son.............of.............a... ............bitch. ABRUZZESE!!!!!!!!!!

Longbongcilvaringz
09-08-2008, 12:07 AM
good.

Olive Oil Goombah
09-08-2008, 12:08 AM
infinity neg repped me for calling him an oreo.....

..was i wrong??

Olive Oil Goombah
09-08-2008, 12:15 AM
werd

SKAMPOE
09-08-2008, 12:19 AM
infinity neg repped me for calling him an oreo.....

..was i wrong??
ITS A SENSITIVE ISSUE FOR HIM...

ITS MORE LIKE THIS THO


http://www.bobbyfugly.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/goldenoreo.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
09-08-2008, 12:20 AM
ah i see...he came out high yellah

I guess i'd be sensitive too if i was a freakish freak

Blackula Spectacula
09-08-2008, 12:33 AM
oh nuthin.......i'm just taking my stress out on pat cuz if i do it to TSA or '....' or Diggy I get accused of being a 'racist'.

he understands its all part of the process sweetie, dont worry pat is safe.

oh ok

JZh8fPKsOQc

*piff*

|):f
lmao hahahah good song .. but this videos always been so awkward to watch ... that nigga's hair hahahah RIP Rick James

Killa BB
09-08-2008, 01:15 AM
infinity neg repped me for calling him an oreo.....

..was i wrong??

Kinda... it's all in the perception... Hell, Pat Bateman neg repped me for... IDK what... something about driving into the sun... Not sure what I did but hey... He perceived a wrong doing *shrugs* lol

Oreos are delicious BTW... I would be flattered to be called that... lol

Longbongcilvaringz
09-08-2008, 01:42 AM
Sorry, i was drunk on lights last night.

SID
09-08-2008, 03:49 AM
i dunno it rains alot in London .. :- /

Yeah it rains my tears when your not by my side!

SID
09-08-2008, 03:52 AM
Sorry, i was drunk on lights last night.

Really! i would never have guessed!!!