SID
09-07-2008, 04:43 PM
Good evening ladies and gentlefolk
Over the years there have been many preconceived notions that have become synonymous with the use of the word bachelor, such as wealth, good looks, muscular physique, tuxedos with roses in the pocket, expensive spirits in expensive crystal decanters, penthouses and cuban cigars.
http://i34.tinypic.com/2nlahpf.jpg
I will not deny these are the true elements of a REAL bachelor, it is a feat few have obtained and even fewer aspire too. the reason? because men have lost touch with there masulinity, with their pimp side , with their god given right to inflate their ego to the size of the hindenburg and show it off the the rest of the world through material possesions (including women).
I say we must re-connect with our primal desires of bacheloring™ its etched into our genetic code, but masked by the modern stench of "liberealism and the rejection of traditional gender roles" I MUST REMIND YOU
Men=
http://i34.tinypic.com/10n59b4.jpg
Women=
http://i36.tinypic.com/11t91td.jpg
Remember this and you will feel the bachelor side emerging...all you need now is moneys
I would like to discuss the art of bacheloring™ with you today people, dont be misguided, its not hard to become a fully fledged bachelor as long as you follow these simple rules, but first allow me to introduce you to my friend and fellow bachelor Dr. Kane, heed his words...i taught him..
http://www.expertvillage.com/video/79496_bachelor-living-assets.htm
w62kFEcdK7w
Thanks Dr. Kane
Ok now here is Sid Tanas comprehensive list of lessons in Bacheloring™, dont forget to subscribe to my weekly newsletter by putting your name down......
1. Get rich or die trying
2. Purchase a luxury penthouse overlooking the beach
3. Purchase an assortment of luxurious elegant garments
4. Change your name to Humphrey penningway or something along those lines
5. Purchase The finest spirits, beverages, cigars and cigs
6. Join a social club of the highest order and become friends with all the elite
7. Go to the finest clubs with an entourage of women, men who hold umbrellas for you and servents
8. Whenever you visit clubs rent half of the room for your personal use and fix neon arrows around the club pointing to your position.
9. Become good at everything
10. Study the legacy of Dr Kane religiously
11. instead of goin outside and mackin hoes in the real world, sit at home on your computer writing elaborate 5 page long attempts at humour for a forum that consists of 90% caucasian males whos lifelong dream is to get their dick sucked for the first time.
by shrap^^
And there you have it! 11 SIMPLE steps to help you acheiveing your dream of becoming a fully fledged bachelor...
keep it up and you might even become a eligible bachelor!!
Thank You
http://i34.tinypic.com/13yjzn6.jpg
-Sid Tana- Wu corps most eligible bachelor and C.E.O of pencil finn reccudz
Over the years there have been many preconceived notions that have become synonymous with the use of the word bachelor, such as wealth, good looks, muscular physique, tuxedos with roses in the pocket, expensive spirits in expensive crystal decanters, penthouses and cuban cigars.
http://i34.tinypic.com/2nlahpf.jpg
I will not deny these are the true elements of a REAL bachelor, it is a feat few have obtained and even fewer aspire too. the reason? because men have lost touch with there masulinity, with their pimp side , with their god given right to inflate their ego to the size of the hindenburg and show it off the the rest of the world through material possesions (including women).
I say we must re-connect with our primal desires of bacheloring™ its etched into our genetic code, but masked by the modern stench of "liberealism and the rejection of traditional gender roles" I MUST REMIND YOU
Men=
http://i34.tinypic.com/10n59b4.jpg
Women=
http://i36.tinypic.com/11t91td.jpg
Remember this and you will feel the bachelor side emerging...all you need now is moneys
I would like to discuss the art of bacheloring™ with you today people, dont be misguided, its not hard to become a fully fledged bachelor as long as you follow these simple rules, but first allow me to introduce you to my friend and fellow bachelor Dr. Kane, heed his words...i taught him..
http://www.expertvillage.com/video/79496_bachelor-living-assets.htm
w62kFEcdK7w
Thanks Dr. Kane
Ok now here is Sid Tanas comprehensive list of lessons in Bacheloring™, dont forget to subscribe to my weekly newsletter by putting your name down......
1. Get rich or die trying
2. Purchase a luxury penthouse overlooking the beach
3. Purchase an assortment of luxurious elegant garments
4. Change your name to Humphrey penningway or something along those lines
5. Purchase The finest spirits, beverages, cigars and cigs
6. Join a social club of the highest order and become friends with all the elite
7. Go to the finest clubs with an entourage of women, men who hold umbrellas for you and servents
8. Whenever you visit clubs rent half of the room for your personal use and fix neon arrows around the club pointing to your position.
9. Become good at everything
10. Study the legacy of Dr Kane religiously
11. instead of goin outside and mackin hoes in the real world, sit at home on your computer writing elaborate 5 page long attempts at humour for a forum that consists of 90% caucasian males whos lifelong dream is to get their dick sucked for the first time.
by shrap^^
And there you have it! 11 SIMPLE steps to help you acheiveing your dream of becoming a fully fledged bachelor...
keep it up and you might even become a eligible bachelor!!
Thank You
http://i34.tinypic.com/13yjzn6.jpg
-Sid Tana- Wu corps most eligible bachelor and C.E.O of pencil finn reccudz