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SID
09-07-2008, 05:43 PM
Good evening ladies and gentlefolk

Over the years there have been many preconceived notions that have become synonymous with the use of the word bachelor, such as wealth, good looks, muscular physique, tuxedos with roses in the pocket, expensive spirits in expensive crystal decanters, penthouses and cuban cigars.
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I will not deny these are the true elements of a REAL bachelor, it is a feat few have obtained and even fewer aspire too. the reason? because men have lost touch with there masulinity, with their pimp side , with their god given right to inflate their ego to the size of the hindenburg and show it off the the rest of the world through material possesions (including women).
I say we must re-connect with our primal desires of bacheloring™ its etched into our genetic code, but masked by the modern stench of "liberealism and the rejection of traditional gender roles" I MUST REMIND YOU


Men=
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Women=
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Remember this and you will feel the bachelor side emerging...all you need now is moneys

I would like to discuss the art of bacheloring™ with you today people, dont be misguided, its not hard to become a fully fledged bachelor as long as you follow these simple rules, but first allow me to introduce you to my friend and fellow bachelor Dr. Kane, heed his words...i taught him..
http://www.expertvillage.com/video/79496_bachelor-living-assets.htm
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Thanks Dr. Kane

Ok now here is Sid Tanas comprehensive list of lessons in Bacheloring™, dont forget to subscribe to my weekly newsletter by putting your name down......

1. Get rich or die trying
2. Purchase a luxury penthouse overlooking the beach
3. Purchase an assortment of luxurious elegant garments
4. Change your name to Humphrey penningway or something along those lines
5. Purchase The finest spirits, beverages, cigars and cigs
6. Join a social club of the highest order and become friends with all the elite
7. Go to the finest clubs with an entourage of women, men who hold umbrellas for you and servents
8. Whenever you visit clubs rent half of the room for your personal use and fix neon arrows around the club pointing to your position.
9. Become good at everything
10. Study the legacy of Dr Kane religiously
11. instead of goin outside and mackin hoes in the real world, sit at home on your computer writing elaborate 5 page long attempts at humour for a forum that consists of 90% caucasian males whos lifelong dream is to get their dick sucked for the first time.
by shrap^^


And there you have it! 11 SIMPLE steps to help you acheiveing your dream of becoming a fully fledged bachelor...
keep it up and you might even become a eligible bachelor!!

Thank You
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-Sid Tana- Wu corps most eligible bachelor and C.E.O of pencil finn reccudz

SHRAP
09-07-2008, 05:52 PM
lesson 11 in bacheloring: instead of goin outside and mackin hoes in the real world, sit at home on your computer writing elaborate 5 page long attempts at humour for a forum that consists of 90% caucasian males whos lifelong dream is to get their dick sucked for the first time.

SID
09-07-2008, 06:00 PM
Dont get upset fred...just beacuse we found out that you are a 80s homosexual pop star

SID
09-08-2008, 04:09 AM
Bateman you need these tips if you want to become an aspiring bachelor.....take heed!

SID
08-31-2009, 10:21 AM
Classic

Divine King
08-31-2009, 10:36 AM
yo dawg,

i got a ho but you any tips on getting a fine specimen of a woman?

Robert
08-31-2009, 10:41 AM
Ego's are more fake than internet personas.

SID
08-31-2009, 10:47 AM
It was a joke rob, all of my posts or threads have some sort of social dissection ingrained into them.

No i'm telling a lie, it was bordem

SID
08-31-2009, 10:48 AM
yo dawg,

i got a ho but you any tips on getting a fine specimen of a woman?

Buy a velvet robe and a violin. It does wonders.

Divine King
08-31-2009, 10:52 AM
the velvet robe sounds like a good idea

plus ghostface had one so we know it's cool

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/bands/w/wu_tang/ghostface_doll/flipbook/ghostface3.jpg



don't know about the violin
they cost alot of money and i live on a labourer's wage,haha

Robert
08-31-2009, 10:57 AM
It was a joke rob, all of my posts or threads have some sort of social dissection ingrained into them.

No i'm telling a lie, it was bordem

I understood that.

SKAMPOE
08-31-2009, 11:28 AM
lesson 11 in bacheloring: instead of goin outside and mackin hoes in the real world, sit at home on your computer writing elaborate 5 page long attempts at humour for a forum that consists of 90% caucasian males whos lifelong dream is to get their dick sucked for the first time.
buahahahaha

SID
08-31-2009, 11:57 AM
I wrote that

Longbongcilvaringz
08-31-2009, 12:19 PM
lesson 11 in bacheloring: instead of goin outside and mackin hoes in the real world, sit at home on your computer writing elaborate 5 page long attempts at humour for a forum that consists of 90% caucasian males whos lifelong dream is to get their dick sucked for the first time.

haha

TSA
08-31-2009, 12:52 PM
LMAO at Shrap. Sid, if you have a waxed stallion needle sharp moustache, what's the best way to tell a women?

SID
08-31-2009, 01:52 PM
Tell her you've got a lazer beam moustache, and pray for the best...