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EAGLE EYE
09-07-2008, 09:27 PM
http://seat42f.com/site/images/stories/tvshows/TheUnit/dennis-haysbert-the-unit.jpg

"You're in good hands."
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Are you an average Wu Tang Corp poster living on the edge day-in-day out?

Are you Australian with Anxiety or Puerto Rican with no health care?

Are you surrounded by corn fields and the white man with duh guns?

Do you fear losing your Blackula nudes during the occasion of a house fire?
Scared that the Divine Axis is out for you and your families?
Or are you scared that the Cannibals will raid your fridge, then your children's rib cage?

Have you ever woken up at night in a cold sweat being paralyzed by Corpse Demons like Stringer and Heat allah performing sexual progerian sensual acts above you like ghost-like-fairies?


If you and your loved ones dont want to be GAVINATED or raped by GOAT DIGITAL you will take the initiative to sign up for a plan..

(Fine Print Coming Soon)

SKAMPOE
09-07-2008, 09:29 PM
Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha Signed

SKAMPOE
09-07-2008, 09:30 PM
http://www.aef.com/images/diversity/burrell/allstate_newcar_thumb.jpg

SKAMPOE
09-07-2008, 09:32 PM
http://cache.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2007/01/ohdennis.jpg

TSA
09-07-2008, 09:32 PM
what if im running down the wucorp hall and bumpp into a kids from maine with a butt chin

will wucorp insurance cover the brown residue from the impact with his chin

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3181/2569410330_8d04e97055.jpg?v=0

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 09:35 PM
lawlz...




smh

EAGLE EYE
09-07-2008, 09:35 PM
HAHA last tme i checked i dont have a divine axis butt chin



but im saving my pennies for the plastic surgeon some day

INF
09-07-2008, 09:35 PM
LMFAOROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLAllthatgoodshit!!!!!!1


dude is back to crankin out tha hits!

Dokuro
09-07-2008, 09:38 PM
The Great Dane

TSA
09-07-2008, 09:40 PM
too bad he aint crankin tha promised summer of 08 hit

but the last pic i saw you had a butt chin

http://celebritysurgery.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/t1_michael_jackson.jpg
dont front, you know i got you open kid, dont front

INF
09-07-2008, 09:42 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii308/infinity4276/nba.jpg

EAGLE EYE
09-07-2008, 09:42 PM
^ needs insurance for both nostrils and descendant nostrils

Dokuro
09-07-2008, 09:43 PM
the corp has been so dry for the last few days thank you nba thank you know i can rest


{Insert a picter of a spirt being able to pass unto the next life}

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 09:47 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii308/infinity4276/nba.jpg

Infinity wants to give it to Robby.

SKAMPOE
09-07-2008, 09:48 PM
ROB DOES HAVE A BUTTCHIN http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee307/Tarkx/l_fdfeafd3c461be168759c74786991130.jpg

EAGLE EYE
09-07-2008, 09:49 PM
its not easy being on fire

INF
09-07-2008, 09:51 PM
Infinity wants to give it to Robby.


dont even act like you could understand......:(W

SKAMPOE
09-07-2008, 09:54 PM
ROBBY

B4 ABD AFTER INFINITY ''GIVING IT'' TO HIM!




























http://pics.livejournal.com/e_richard/pic/0038f7rw

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 09:55 PM
ohhhhh .. kaaaayyyyy... O_o

SKAMPOE
09-07-2008, 09:56 PM
Uh Yea No Homo

INF
09-07-2008, 09:58 PM
yeah...I wanna leave my family here and move to where ever it is that robby lives and "give it to him".....

cmon now girl that shit wasnt even funny in the first place with you saying that but what came from it by skamp posting that pic was funny as hell.


gen chat is comic stand tonight



I aint gotta say No homo cuz I know I aint homo and mf's be knowin I aint homo. fuck that I aint live in Greece mf's

SKAMPOE
09-07-2008, 10:02 PM
Live @ Greece Hahahahaha Dats Prostitution Right There






'' Yo Dem Doods Iz Live @ Greece Kid'' Lol

EAGLE EYE
09-07-2008, 10:03 PM
Dont Worry Everyone Skampoe Is Now Officially Covered By The Additional No Homo Feature On His Wu Tang Corp Insurance Plan.
http://www.happygaytravel.com/images/home/Man_Flag2_L.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
09-07-2008, 10:07 PM
yeah...I wanna leave my family here and move to where ever it is that robby lives and "give it to him".....

cmon now girl that shit wasnt even funny in the first place with you saying that but what came from it by skamp posting that pic was funny as hell.


gen chat is comic stand tonight



I aint gotta say No homo cuz I know I aint homo and mf's be knowin I aint homo. fuck that I aint live in Greece mf's


You sound as if you got offended by my comment..... don't take it personal.

INF
09-07-2008, 10:11 PM
You sound as if you got offended by my comment..... don't take it personal.


I'm tired of the bullshit and I aint mad or vexed. Its just like ... lately .. I got tired of the bullshit and if I wanna say something right quick I will and I dont care anymore if somebody likes it or not.

I dont like mf's not respecting me when I'm a cool dude.

SKAMPOE
09-07-2008, 10:31 PM
Infinity Needs Sum ''e Motion'' Insurance, Robby Hook It Up!

INF
09-07-2008, 10:35 PM
naw its for real I dont like mf's playin on my phone...

EAGLE EYE
09-07-2008, 10:36 PM
haha when keeping it real goes wrong



We got insurance for that tooooo

STYLE
09-07-2008, 10:45 PM
*i drops a duffle bag on NBA's desk*
http://www.xcomment.com/g1/img/45456082807032902.gif

i want to insure my swagger for 2million. just in case it gets jacked.

INF
09-07-2008, 10:46 PM
just imagine finding that duffel bag out of the clear blue on some random shit.....its a wet dream.

SKAMPOE
09-08-2008, 12:02 AM
Wet Dream Is An Understatement,



I Would Leak Vaginal Fluid Out Ma Ass For That Bag!

SID
09-08-2008, 04:03 AM
I'm tired of the bullshit and I aint mad or vexed. Its just like ... lately .. I got tired of the bullshit and if I wanna say something right quick I will and I dont care anymore if somebody likes it or not.

I dont like mf's not respecting me when I'm a cool dude.

Iam sorry bout the glossy pics dude, as i said i found them so damn funny....you proberly are a cool dude, thats not disputed but.....aaah......hmmmf....aahhhh i cant keep it in.......i...iam sorry....
http://i34.tinypic.com/ibdi4n.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/ibdi4n.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/ibdi4n.jpg
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http://i34.tinypic.com/ibdi4n.jpg
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http://i34.tinypic.com/10r38mt.jpg

Iam honestly sorry about that dude...its like i got possesed or something....
NO HARD FEELINGS.....you divine axis son

TSA
09-08-2008, 10:46 AM
Loooll@222!!!!

SKAMPOE
09-08-2008, 10:55 AM
Ahhahaha Damn