View Full Version : worst sexual encounters

09-08-2008, 07:05 AM
this was a big thread on the old wutang site with ppl tellin every1 there worst sexual tings

some of em were crackers

heres one to start off

chillin with this chik, wen she says lets go bk to her crib
so were at her crib playin around wen she says i need sex now
so me bein a hot blooded male i stepped forward lol

so were in the middle of it now wen her sister comes home, and the chik im with shares a room with her sista, so the sister comes up the stairs and sees up at it doogystyle facin the door she came thru

but this is the bad part

the sista that walked thru the door was a girl i fuked a week earlier n i didnt know they were sisters
so the girl i fuked a week earlier came in the bedroom and screams james wot u doin wit amy (sisters name)
n she started screwin sayin y havent i called her
so i finished wot i was doin, took the johhny of and thru it at the wall and as they looked to c where it had gone, i ran out the front door and legged it dwn the street wit my boxers on

i got worse ones but this one craks me up everytime i tell it


Olive Oil Goombah
09-08-2008, 08:13 AM
sweet dude....you are like....the man.

Dale Clayton
09-08-2008, 05:17 PM
in this topic: jasper attempts to convince everyone that women throw them selfs at him and that he has no social issues, to no avail

tune in next week when he shares his tips on stealthy child abduction and how to make bondage restraints out of everyday household items

11th Chamber
09-08-2008, 05:42 PM
figering a chick and getting period blood everywhere....yea...

09-08-2008, 06:37 PM
atleast she didn't put it in stew..he..he that would make the stew witches brew

Olive Oil Goombah
09-08-2008, 07:19 PM
figering a chick and getting period blood everywhere....yea...


Guarded By Martyrs
09-08-2008, 08:11 PM
sweet dude....you are like....the man.


I've had a good run myself...

09-08-2008, 09:31 PM
wierdest place ive busted?,,,...

definitely has to be
into a cup of coffee
messing wif some bitch on top her counter

i aint fuckin with head too much though

a bitch spittin up during could scar a nigguh

09-08-2008, 10:12 PM

but this didn't happen to me, more the bitch but still

i rubbered up, hit it, then put the used condom in a Coldstone Icecream paper cup cause we had both went to get icecream (pussy activator)

anyways i drop her off and tell her to throw away da cup and rubber.

and she walked into her house to throw it in the inside trash can (mind you she's stupider then fucking hell on earth) instead of the outside one.

well she walks in and sitting on the living room sofa staring directly at her was her uncle

she was at a loss of words to explain the cummy rubber dangling out of her ice cream cup.

Olive Oil Goombah
09-08-2008, 10:13 PM
LMAO....poison ivy aint no joke....i guess neither is chlamydia but i wouldnt kno....that shit was funny tho pale