View Full Version : WuCorp Study: Do you find this funny?

09-14-2008, 09:22 PM
this is ty ziegel


and he's a total star wars geek.


here he is in costume


dude goes to all the conventions. he's the kind of nerd who will stand in line for an hour just to get his picture taken like this:


and then have light saber battles with 5 year olds


"your inferior wizard magic is futile against the power of the dark side."

darth vader is his favorite character. but the problem is, it's a lot of people's favorite character.

he's this one--------------------------------------------^

so one wednesday he was watching return of the jedi (he watches it every wednesday, and then again on sunday when he watches all 6 episodes from start to finish) and he had an epiphany: "hey instead of being the masked darth vader, i should be the unmasked vader."


so he went to work constructing the ultimate vader mask. he even went so far as to create a fake amputated limb and prosthesis. that's nerdcore.

when he was done he showed it to his friend todd.


"so what do you think?"
"i think renee's gonna freak." (renee was ty's fiance)

he decided to try it out around town...


"i requested only the green M&M's... "
"oh sorry about that sir. uhh- your order will be ready in a few minutes."
"i hope so, for your sake. the emporer is not as forgiving as I am."

ty liked the power his mask gave him. he made a stop by the local bar.


"hey ty. how's it goin' man? long time no see."
"you may dispense with the pleasantaries commander I am here to put you back on schedule."
"ok whatever fag."

the crazy thing is, this guy started wearing the mask everyday. here he is at a ribbon cutting ceremony for his ribbon factory.
(this one's kinda like a where's waldo pic; see if you can spot him.)


yup there he is. and that's his fiance to the right. you can see she's getting a little fed up with his antics.

but they say love conquers all. and soon the day of their wedding had arrived.


"impressive... most impressive. obi-wan has taught you well." (tries not to giggle)


he almost left his prosthetic arm in the truck. what a bonehead. they say he'd forget his own head if it wasn't attached.


nobody wanted to watch the nerds have their awkward slow dance...


(whispers in her ear) "mmmmmmm... the force is strong with this one."
"can you give it a rest ty? jesus christ."

was his wife mad that he insisted on wearing the mask?


yeah. she was pretty pissed.

but in the end it was worth it.


"gimme some sugar, babe"



I am asking this because the corpse was very split on this.

09-14-2008, 09:35 PM
its funny cuz its wu corp and cuz its u posting it, but its not that great imo, the internet is huge and i've seen way crazier shit nameen!

09-14-2008, 09:47 PM
Btw this is humanface huggah's the quote tags did not work.

09-14-2008, 10:07 PM
at first i thought i was about me. lol

the dress up and lightsaber battles with 5yr old....

but no i didn't laugh 1 time not even a chuckle.

09-14-2008, 10:11 PM
No, I hate anything that comes outta the corpse because I am WuCorper 4 Lyfe duunn

09-14-2008, 10:16 PM
i think they need ghost writers, but that wont save them...... and that forum is a failed project. no traffic, no nothing.

But hey thats eVenture Capitalism, a text book example.

Make it or break it 1-900-accept-the-raptor


Blackula Spectacula
09-14-2008, 10:17 PM
This is an old post from the corpse.

09-14-2008, 10:30 PM
i personally loved it. the expressions on the pics was perfect. It made fun of something that people try so hard to take seriously. Huggah/Firmhandshaka effectively turned awkward into humorous.

09-14-2008, 10:59 PM
No, I hate anything that comes outta the corpse because I am WuCorper 4 Lyfe duunn
fuck yeaaa:yes:

Blackula Spectacula
09-14-2008, 11:09 PM
the irony of this shit happening to General Wise would make it funny.

11th Chamber
09-14-2008, 11:28 PM
I dont kno why that guy didnt jus off himself after all that happened to him

Gotta feel bad for his 'wife'

I didnt catch myself laughing threw any portion of it tho

09-14-2008, 11:39 PM

09-14-2008, 11:47 PM
the irony of this shit happening to General Wise would make it funny.

I don't believe in Karma.

What would be funny though would be if Blackula admitted she wasn't actually a lesbian, and was very hurt when the Fredy exposed her nudes.

I would laugh at something like that, and I know most people wouldn't.

09-14-2008, 11:55 PM
i would laff if u exposed the fact the u are a hermaphrodite

Huggasaurus Sex
09-15-2008, 12:18 AM
this thread isn't supposed to make you laugh. it's supposed to make you feel like this


09-15-2008, 12:20 AM
what feeling is that exactly?

09-15-2008, 12:35 AM
what feeling is that exactly?

You can't describe it with words. I think It's like that feeling you get trying to end a conversation with a old, senile, but nice older woman. Of course it's bothersome, but at the end you'll laugh at the stupidity.


09-15-2008, 12:37 AM

i dig

09-15-2008, 12:47 AM
thats it, I am peacing out for a while.


09-15-2008, 02:59 AM
I ain't gonna lie. I laughed my ass off.

And felt bad about laughing at the war Vet.

09-15-2008, 03:10 AM
at first i was gonna say no, until the burn was revealed, then the game got real for me.

i think it was funny as hell, the son of a bitch looked like Shrap

09-15-2008, 04:44 AM
I didn't found it funny, I only saw the poll and went in.

So cuz of the poll, 2 stars I give you.

09-15-2008, 05:13 AM
it's pretty lame..it's good that somebody used their effort for timelining a fictacious life but it was''nt that funny..the burn dood looks nothing like darth unmasked for a min.

09-15-2008, 08:03 AM
i think its funny that wise is running the membership drive for thecorpse as it continues a downward spiral.

1/2 the threads are about us here at wucorp.

thecorpse is a WuCorp Blog

Huggasaurus Sex
09-15-2008, 08:31 AM
where the fuck is my bin laden t-shirt you forum junkie jungle monkey.

PS. i distinctly remember wise expressing disgust at one of my first big threads at wu corp "that gully" about that badass iraqi supervillain boy who was forced to have his face scars removed against his own evil will.

bonus PS. the corpse is richard pryor to wu-corp's bill cosby.