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DJMethods
09-15-2008, 09:31 AM
Plz share

11th Chamber
09-15-2008, 09:32 AM
he doesnt

NY_Mami
09-15-2008, 09:35 AM
http://www.anonymousspace.com/albums/userpics/112625/This_Will_Not_End_Well.jpg

DJMethods
09-15-2008, 09:37 AM
I just can't stop imagining SKAMPOE going for a job interview with one of those goofy fat men smiles on his face, dressed in a business suit, ticking the "are you african american?" box.

SKAMPOE, please share your work history.

NY_Mami
09-15-2008, 09:39 AM
I just can't stop imagining SKAMPOE going for a job interview with one of those goofy fat men smiles on his face, dressed in a business suit, ticking the "are you african american?" box.

SKAMPOE, please share your work history.

Hehehehe.......

EAGLE EYE
09-15-2008, 09:42 AM
he currently lives off my tax dollars, but that will change soon because I'm speaking with the manager of a movie theater in his area VIA email and arranging a lucrative job that fits the category of

"ticket stub guy"




http://www.bridgeport-village.com/i/Regal-Cinemas_dusk.jpg


enjoy bud!

DJMethods
09-15-2008, 09:42 AM
Hehehehe.......

I'd tick your african american box

NY_Mami
09-15-2008, 09:45 AM
I'd tick your african american box

I'm flattered.......

DJMethods
09-15-2008, 09:47 AM
I'm flattered.......

I can even make black chicks blush. Take note SKAMPOE, you're gonna need this experience as ticket stub guy, girls expect more from a working man.

EAGLE EYE
09-15-2008, 09:50 AM
^hahahahh

NY_Mami
09-15-2008, 10:05 AM
^hahahahh

..........................

VZA
09-15-2008, 10:14 AM
I just can't stop imagining SKAMPOE going for a job interview with one of those goofy fat men smiles on his face, dressed in a business suit, ticking the "are you african american?" box.

Ahahahaha

Durag
09-15-2008, 10:43 AM
I just can't stop imagining SKAMPOE going for a job interview with one of those goofy fat men smiles on his face, dressed in a business suit, ticking the "are you african american?" box.

SKAMPOE, please share your work history.

Name : Skampoe duh god

Achievements : Setting up duh cannibal covenant

Religion : Duh 5%. Ya'll are unable to do duh mafts niggus

Hobbies : Beefing with niggus on Wu Corp. Dey cant appreciate duh god

Previous Working experience : Duh Fuck?

Aquationces : Muh homie Jigsaw niggu be keeping it real. Peac out son! No one else doh, niggus be hatin to the point of wanting duh gods death

What can you bring to this working enviornment? : Um, cheeseburgers n shit. Weed too nawmean?

We're sorry, you are not qualified enough for job : Shit, i though this was duh que for burgerking...

SKAMPOE
09-15-2008, 01:20 PM
Ya Mu Fuckaz Fail To Read Between The Lines As Usual!

swizz-chef
09-15-2008, 01:25 PM
wutang-corp.com

TSA
09-15-2008, 01:27 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!!11 that african american box is how da 5% keeps in trapped in 6


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TSA
09-15-2008, 01:31 PM
Ya Mu Fuckaz Fail To Read Between The Lines As Usual!
the irony alone....
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DE3DF163CF93BA25752C0A9619482 60

EAGLE EYE
09-15-2008, 01:35 PM
the irony alone....
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DE3DF163CF93BA25752C0A9619482 60




AHAHAHAHAHA!!! he needs to read between those lines. werd! mu fuckaz

TAURO
09-15-2008, 01:35 PM
Skampoe is a full time aspiring rapper.

TAURO
09-15-2008, 01:37 PM
the irony alone....
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DE3DF163CF93BA25752C0A9619482 60

Ahahahahahahahaha Skamp became a statistic.

TSA
09-15-2008, 01:37 PM
Get De Fuck! Up!
Simon Sez Get De Fuck Up!

EAGLE EYE
09-15-2008, 01:39 PM
im still hoping for "ticket stub man"



think of the possibilities! He could deny any one from entering a flick if "dey dont know duh math"

SKAMPOE
09-15-2008, 02:11 PM
TSA INVITED ROBBY TO HIS HOUSE, BUT HE FELT AKWARD












































AHAHAHAHHAA




























http://pics.livejournal.com/casa/pic/0003za08.jpg

TSA
09-15-2008, 02:40 PM
hahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahh!

TAURO
09-15-2008, 02:51 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

SKAMPOE
09-15-2008, 02:54 PM
FUCKIN FAGZ





http://i37.tinypic.com/307okms.jpg

EAGLE EYE
09-15-2008, 03:16 PM
DJ METHODS initiated one of the most brutal SKAMPOE sonnings in Wu Corp history with this thread!!


LMAO carry on ppl!

KERZO
09-15-2008, 03:26 PM
I've always seen skampoe's perfect job as a 'Professional Burger Eater' cos he looks like he could kill a few of em...

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/SkampoeProfessionalBurgerEater.jpg


He needs the helmet to stop the burger trying to escape through his ears as he chows down :lmao:

TSA
09-15-2008, 03:28 PM
^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha

SKAMPOE
09-15-2008, 03:50 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/tsa.jpg

FERMI IS A FAG

VZA
09-15-2008, 05:10 PM
wat.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-16-2008, 10:28 AM
Name : Skampoe duh god

Achievements : Setting up duh cannibal covenant

Religion : Duh 5%. Ya'll are unable to do duh mafts niggus

Hobbies : Beefing with niggus on Wu Corp. Dey cant appreciate duh god

Previous Working experience : Duh Fuck?

Aquationces : Muh homie Jigsaw niggu be keeping it real. Peac out son! No one else doh, niggus be hatin to the point of wanting duh gods death

What can you bring to this working enviornment? : Um, cheeseburgers n shit. Weed too nawmean?

We're sorry, you are not qualified enough for job : Shit, i though this was duh que for burgerking...


haha

hating to the point of wanting ma death

Durag
09-16-2008, 12:33 PM
Hahaha


Is this week the worst sonnings Skamoe has recieved? Skamp is a dope poster, but its just too tempting not to join in

STYLE
09-16-2008, 01:00 PM
lol @ this thread.

damn skampilicious is catching it hard.

KERZO
09-16-2008, 01:09 PM
It's funny though cos i keep thinking that we're gonna run outta ideas to son skamp & jigz but i keep seeing new jokes which leads me to think of new ones myself.

just aswell skampoes got a big ass belly to absorb the darts...lol

SKAMPOE
09-16-2008, 02:03 PM
i aint even gotta p shop ur pics



your one fuckin ugly queer

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/fermi.jpg
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SKAMPOE
09-16-2008, 02:24 PM
hahahahau got kicked out the d.c.c hahahah wat a fag

SKAMPOE
09-16-2008, 02:30 PM
theres one of ur posts on the adm sektion, u showed signs of betrail, we dont tolerate betrail!

Kong
09-16-2008, 03:10 PM
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/Karlie123456789/WendysCameoLogoC.jpg

SKAMPOE
09-16-2008, 03:11 PM
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