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Huggasaurus Sex
09-19-2008, 01:26 AM
we at wu-corp are often at odds with each other but occasionally something comes along which brings us all together. in the past we've executed a coordinated attack on a rival hip-hop forum, we've shown our collective respect for unimaginably raw hamburgers as well as our mutual disdain for one unimaginably stupid mod, and we've driven a greek sycophant back to the gay bath houses of athens.

well now we have a new reason to unite like voltron. skampoe has posted a sex film of him and his wife at youporn.com (http://youporn.com/). if we all give our boners a rest and spend a little bit of time viewing videos of fat couples having sex then i believe it won't be long until we uncover this hideously disgusting gem.

there are 1,003 results for videos with the word "wife" in the title. while it's not certain he would use that word in the title, it's all we've got to go on at this point. i've sorted it by date and separated links by page numbers with the higher page numbers containing older videos:

page 1: http://youporn.com/search/time?query=wife&type=straight&page=1
page 10: http://youporn.com/search/time?query=wife&type=straight&page=10
page 20: http://youporn.com/search/time?query=wife&type=straight&page=20
page 30: http://youporn.com/search/time?query=wife&type=straight&page=30
page 40: http://youporn.com/search/time?query=wife&type=straight&page=40

i believe it was posted sometime in 2007 so if it's there it will most likely be between pages 20 and 40. also, it will most likely have an extremely low rating so you can use that as a guide.

post links to all potential skampoe sex vids.

also, if someone has a picture of skampoe's wife then please share it with us.

Huggasaurus Sex
09-19-2008, 01:31 AM
the first candidate:

http://youporn.com/watch/103199/wife-blow-me/

Longbongcilvaringz
09-19-2008, 01:35 AM
I'll begin my searching on the morrow.

I think paying attention to the spelling in the title is vitally important.

beautifulrock
09-19-2008, 01:51 AM
Is this really worth it? I mean, even if you do find it, you will be scarred for life.

beautifulrock
09-19-2008, 01:54 AM
Holy Grail? It's more like the Ark of the Covenant, and when you open that video, your face will melt off, like in Raiders...

Huggasaurus Sex
09-19-2008, 01:57 AM
i want to drink the blood of christ from this video

SKAMPOE
09-19-2008, 01:57 AM
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha





5 almost 6 months ago


2 minutes and 47 seconds


and i have cornrolls aside from the jelly ones



































p.s

thread starter is a huge fag for being so into fat guy porn

Longbongcilvaringz
09-19-2008, 01:58 AM
So it's just you?

SKAMPOE
09-19-2008, 02:01 AM
and my wife but u cant see ha face

SKAMPOE
09-19-2008, 02:13 AM
hahahahahaha



i foun tsa's home made porn
























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Huggasaurus Sex
09-19-2008, 02:30 AM
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha





5 almost 6 months ago


2 minutes and 47 seconds


and i have cornrolls aside from the jelly ones



































p.s

thread starter is a huge fag for being so into fat guy porn

there are 2 videos that are 5 months old, not yet 6, and neither contain plump ricans.


come on just give a keyword from the title




ps. did you just say your wife is a guy?

Main Street
09-19-2008, 10:56 AM
Hahahahaa *in Martin's voice in National Security* - "There was birds chirpin. There was cows moo-in. For all I know there was a monkey in the barn humpin a goat!!" hahahahahaaahaha

TSA
09-19-2008, 11:41 AM
LOL! i was on a search for the holy grail the MINUTE i heard there was one a long time ago.

I almost killed myself clicking on fat porn, but he said it was on Hotgoo.com, the digusting tastless little retarded brother on youporn.com

SKAMPOE
09-19-2008, 12:28 PM
Hahahahaa *in Martin's voice in National Security* - "There was birds chirpin. There was cows moo-in. For all I know there was a monkey in the barn humpin a goat!!" hahahahahaaahaha
hahahahahahahahahaa that explains his enfatuation with goat digital

KERZO
09-19-2008, 02:10 PM
I could think of much more shyt to do that look for a shitty porn video with skampiggy and his gawd awful wife...
http://www.masonlawpc.com/images/People/Man%20hands%20on%20face.jpg

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
09-19-2008, 04:42 PM
The only problem is, once we do see the video...what next?

What on wu-corp, or in life, could ever be better?

What if I watch the porn, "Da Hollow Side of Da Puerto Rican", and I can no longer achieve orgasm without thinking of obese semi-literate carribean folk having sloppy sex?

Once you've completed your ascent of the greatest peak, there is nowhere to go but down.

That being said, I know the risks, and I still really want to see it. No homo.

Skampoe, why don't you just give us a fucking link. You already posted it once and you clearly have no shame.

Come on.

Do it.

JASPER
09-19-2008, 05:37 PM
Part of me wants to see the video and part of me hopes to never ever witness the grotesque whale mating homevideo.

I think I might be desensitized enough not to be completely revolted, after all I'm the guy who brought you the pooping-on-crying-tied-up-baby-picture.

But then on the other hand, Skampoes taste in women is really borderlining bestiality and although he promised her face won't be exposed, I can't run the risk of wanting to gouge my eyes out with a plastic fork.

Dokuro
09-19-2008, 05:44 PM
i am the black knight!
http://bradlaidman.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/bbdance15.jpg
i will not let you find the holy grail i challange you to a dule
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/6b/350px-Black_Knight.PNG

Longbongcilvaringz
09-20-2008, 12:58 AM
I think the most worrying thing is that skamply said that his wifes body/face is obscured (actually i mean, im not sure id want to see that anyway, in fact maybe it's indistinguishable from the other person in the clip anyway, it's very confusing to me)

Anyway, my point is, that, that, means that, the entire screen is taken up by someone else pretty much.

And that that someone else is most likely, a dood.

EAGLE EYE
09-20-2008, 01:05 AM
its gonna be like watching a walrus hump a washing machine on spin cycle

SKAMPOE
09-20-2008, 01:10 AM
^says all the corp's fags

KERZO
09-20-2008, 04:21 AM
although he promised her face won't be exposed

her picture was on here before, i remember she was in a skamp vid..oh yeah, here it is...

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Skampiggieswife.jpg

now would you wanna see that in a porn video???would ya fuck..it looks like she has a roll of cheese around that neck and her head looks like it's bigger than a fuckin bowling ball. Thats the kinda puerto rican pussy that skampoes poppin....the scary big jawed muwaphucking kind!!

KERZO
09-20-2008, 04:31 AM
The holy grail...

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Skampiggieswife.jpg

.....more like THE ROLY WHALE,hahahahaha

Huggasaurus Sex
09-21-2008, 02:27 AM
its gonna be like watching a walrus hump a washing machine on spin cycle

hahhaahha







i heard that the skamp has been trying to get his wife pregnant for the past year but it wasn't working so he had his semen tested and it turned out to be 90% mayonnaise.






























:yessad:

GENERAL WISE
09-21-2008, 03:42 AM
;(

FatherSl!me
09-21-2008, 11:43 AM
The holy grail...



.....more like THE ROLY WHALE,hahahahaha
thats gotta be the corniest shit i ever heard in my life:thumbdwn:


anyway, i witnessed this event right before my eyes & trust me when i tell you, you really dont wanna see it. im mentally & emotionally scarred for life. i havnt had a decent night of sleep in months. if u guys know whats best for you, turn around & walk away from this one. i beg of you

KERZO
09-21-2008, 01:42 PM
lucky you...did you lose all sense of normality during that brief natural phatnomena???

FatherSl!me
09-21-2008, 02:04 PM
:?:yessad:

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
09-21-2008, 03:55 PM
thats gotta be the corniest shit i ever heard in my life:thumbdwn:


anyway, i witnessed this event right before my eyes & trust me when i tell you, you really dont wanna see it. im mentally & emotionally scarred for life. i havnt had a decent night of sleep in months. if u guys know whats best for you, turn around & walk away from this one. i beg of you

Hahahaha.

Nevertheless, post links.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-22-2008, 12:24 AM
Ive changed my mind, i can't search for shit.

It's not right.

SKAMPOE
09-22-2008, 12:26 AM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/l_1994e8b10985ba08473962ffa0139cc5.jpg

Huggasaurus Sex
09-22-2008, 12:52 AM
thats gotta be the corniest shit i ever heard in my life:thumbdwn:


anyway, i witnessed this event right before my eyes & trust me when i tell you, you really dont wanna see it. im mentally & emotionally scarred for life. i havnt had a decent night of sleep in months. if u guys know whats best for you, turn around & walk away from this one. i beg of you

wucorpologists like myself and irondan1 need to advance our understanding of how skampoes mate in the wild. without this crucial bit of information the skampoe is endangered of going extinct within our lifetimes. please, i beg of you.







http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x75/Humanface_Huggah/saveskampoe.jpg

:yessad:

Huggasaurus Sex
09-22-2008, 12:55 AM
oh and fermi please stop posting in this thread awesome thanks.

KERZO
09-22-2008, 04:21 AM
no....




















because....

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Imawu-corpnigga.jpg


CHEA!!!

SKAMPOE
09-22-2008, 11:28 AM
http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2008/06/bill_gates_718639.jpg

KERZO
09-22-2008, 11:53 AM
Watch out everyone!!!...'Skampoe's Fat Wrestling Troupe' are on tour and their coming to a city near you!!!

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/FatSkampTroupe.jpg

So get your vaseline ready cos they're sweaty, their fat and horny!!!

SKAMPOE
09-22-2008, 11:57 AM
and ur the eppitamy of a fag


























http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/spermi.jpg

KERZO
09-22-2008, 12:25 PM
wow skampoe...is that a new photoshop...no wait..its just the same one again..





http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/SkampoeDaNazi.jpg
Ya mad nazi!!!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-20-2008, 07:20 PM
wucorpologists like myself and irondan1 need to advance our understanding of how skampoes mate in the wild. without this crucial bit of information the skampoe is endangered of going extinct within our lifetimes. please, i beg of you.







http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x75/Humanface_Huggah/saveskampoe.jpg

:yessad:

Any updates?

TSA
11-20-2008, 08:08 PM
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x75/Humanface_Huggah/saveskampoe.jpg
AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahaAHHH!11



this is a commendable search, i tried everything 'Me N dah wif'
'Mi N da wife'

'Me N da wif'


you name it, the skampoglyphic code is too real .

Art Vandelay
11-21-2008, 12:31 AM
^^

http://www.geocities.com/enigmalair/virgin_logo.jpg

vv

J-Cee
11-21-2008, 12:39 AM
Whoever finds the vid should get a promotion..

J-Cee
11-21-2008, 12:42 AM
next girl i fuck ill video it and post it on pornhub.com..i advise my fellow wucorpians to do the same.

EAGLE EYE
11-29-2012, 01:36 PM
It's almost 2013 and this gem hasn't been found

It's probably harder to find than the arch of the covenant

John Nash
11-29-2012, 02:04 PM
next girl i fuck ill video it and post it on pornhub.com..i advise my fellow wucorpians to do the same.

have u fucked someone yet

http://www.gettinginsideawoman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/creepy-man.jpg

im dying to watch

CEITEDMOFO
11-29-2012, 03:42 PM
JIGAWs SON AND HIS FRIEND GET DOME IN Ny
wshhE4Ns8MwXD67FUsON

$inista
11-29-2012, 05:01 PM
fucking dirty bitches sucking dick on the train
FLMAO
fS1uDnIPTvo

John Nash
11-29-2012, 05:14 PM
fucking dirty bitches sucking dick on the train
FLMAO
fS1uDnIPTvo

i already made a thread based on that video.

SKAMPOE
11-29-2012, 08:01 PM
Wow
Four years and ya still ain't find it


Hint key words:
Tattooed, Chubster

$inista
11-29-2012, 08:12 PM
woe i was fucking crying when i seen that shit funnuy shit, i know i be missing mad shit my up in here

TRUEMANSHOW
11-30-2012, 08:18 AM
sWSC02o-Cr0

KERZO
11-30-2012, 05:25 PM
Wow this thread is a serious throwback. I can see why my posts seemed hate-filled back then even though I was only messing around.....



.....still don't wanna see the video though, hahahaha