I've been havin' duh shits today

[Rob Swanson]

Seriously, it sucks.




http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6780/marsbblackmonkw1.jpg

[JehovAllah]

i've been withdrawling from the trees lately, its a bitch man!

[Prolifical ENG]

Shit, I was like that for the past 3 days....came in 3 waves every time I went. But today I unleashed a long toilet snake so I'm ok now.

[JehovAllah]

was it stinky? any one enjoys a good refreshing back splash

[Prolifical ENG]

IDK if it stank...I didnt bother to go back in the washroom after...probably reeked worse than when you take your timbs off after wearin them for a whole hot summer day.

[Rob Swanson]

I literally ran to the bath room after hitting the submit button for this thread. Hopefully the constipation phase isnt around the corner, but if it is the pay off could be me making a giant shit like in that south park episode that ripped on Bono pretty hard


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[GENERAL WISE]

Thanks Robby for updating us on your health.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/littlegrandma.jpg

[Rob Swanson]

no problem.

[GENERAL WISE]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/124244.jpg

[GENERAL WISE]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/124422.jpg

[JehovAllah]

lmAO@ THE TITLE tsa and blackula's tits

[Rob Swanson]

arent we supposed to be talking about my shit?


How does blackulas tits take precedence over my shit?

[Giflord]

i been having some runny shits too/ diarrea. i went to fart in my house in boxers the reah just started to bubble out my ass, luckily i was able to run to the bathroom and handle it with no repercussions (ie boxer staining or dripping on carpet)

[Prolifical ENG]

Yes Robby your shits important. Make sure you are drinking plenty of water....you loose a lot through your shits. The water will also help clear out the bacteria that caused your shits if they arent just beer shits from the weekend.

[crust]

im actually taking a shit right now as im replying to this thread.

serious shit.

[Rob Swanson]

I only had two glasses of whiskey and a couple beers the entire weekend, It may be related to the fact I ate an entire bag of ready made Hot wings and some grapes later on in the evening + humus and trisquits

[crust]

...i shouldnt have ate that bag of hot cheetoos today

[FatherSl!me]

blackulas tits > nbajams shit

[Rob Swanson]

what if i shitted on her tits? Then threw some chocolate sprinkles on 'em?


Is there even a name for that in the Betty Crocker cook book?

[BlahCulo]

how the fuck are my tits relevant to this topic? Fuck off already they're just tits.

[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

what if i shitted on her tits? Then threw some chocolate sprinkles on 'em?


Is there even a name for that in the Betty Crocker cook book?

When You shit on blakula's tits, it's called an Eskimo Fudge Pie.


Edit: Stop the presses, I have 950 posts.

[JehovAllah]

exactly


http://jj.am/gallery/d/61004-1/Mud_wrestling.gif

[FatherSl!me]

what if i shitted on her tits? Then threw some chocolate sprinkles on 'em?


Is there even a name for that in the Betty Crocker cook book?
maybe skamp would know the answer to that one

[Rob Swanson]

AHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHA wtf!

[JehovAllah]

maybe skamp would know the answer to that one





y dont u explain ur latest invention





















now u see it





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now u dont















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[KLIION JENSEN]

Fuck off already they're just tits.


nah, they're a bit better than "just tists", they're quite good tits...you should have more confidence in yourself than that...


anyway, on a more relevant note, i seem to be dropping nuthing but strenuous logs lately, i'd kill to be able to have a runny shit right now..

[Rob Swanson]

nah, they're a bit better than "just tists", they're quite good tits...you should have more confidence in yourself than that...


anyway, on a more relevant note, i seem to be dropping nuthing but strenuous logs lately, i'd kill to be able to have a runny shit right now..


did you find out how many kurics (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kurics) your last one was?

[JehovAllah]

Hahahahhahahahahaha Katie Kurics

[Longbongcilvaringz]

Thanks Robby for updating us on your health.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/littlegrandma.jpg

pfahahaah

[JehovAllah]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/56240-1/sagefag.jpg

[KLIION JENSEN]

did you find out how many kurics (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kurics) your last one was?

nah, but it was a couple of logs, and i must say i do feel a touch lighter

[Rob Swanson]

This is one of those must see episodes


http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1109/More-Crap.html

[JehovAllah]

This is one of those must see episodes


http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1109/More-Crap.html
HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA A A HAHAHAHAHHA AW MAN DAT WAS FUCKIN FUNNY



BONO WAS THE RECORD HOLDER HAHAHAHAHAHHA I HATE BONO

[Rob Swanson]

BONO is a douche

[JehovAllah]

hell yea he is

[TSA]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/124244.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH! LOL AT BBCPERSIAN!

[JehovAllah]

Scout Law

TRUSTWORTHY
A Scout tells the truth. He keeps his promises. Honesty is part of his code of conduct. People can depend on him.

LOYAL
A Scout is true to his family, Scout leaders, friends, school, and nation.

HELPFUL
A Scout is concerned about other people. He does things willingly for others without pay or reward.

FRIENDLY
A Scout is a friend to all. He is a brother to other Scouts. He seeks to understand others. He respects those with ideas and customs other than his own.

COURTEOUS
A Scout is polite to everyone regardless of age or position. He knows good manners make it easier for people to get along together.

KIND
A Scout understands there is strength in being gentle. He treats others as he wants to be treated. He does not hurt or kill harmless things without reason.

OBEDIENT
A Scout follows the rules of his family, school, and troop. He obeys the laws of his community and country. If he thinks these rules and laws are unfair, he tries to have them changed in an orderly manner rather than disobey them.

CHEERFUL
A Scout looks for the bright side of things. He cheerfully does tasks that come his way. He tries to make others happy.

THRIFTY
A Scout works to pay his way and to help others. He saves for unforeseen needs. He protects and conserves natural resources. He carefully uses time and property.

BRAVE
A Scout can face danger even if he is afraid. He has the courage to stand for what he thinks is right even if others laugh at or threaten him.

CLEAN
A Scout keeps his body and mind fit and clean. He goes around with those who believe in living by these same ideals. He helps keep his home and community clean.

REVERENT
A Scout is reverent toward God. He is faithful in his religious duties. He respects the beliefs of others.

Scout Motto

Be Prepared

Scout Slogan

Do a Good Turn Daily

[KERZO]

wow...this is seriously a shit thread! :lmao:

[JehovAllah]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/spermi.jpgugly ass mu fucka

[KERZO]

hahaha skampoe, your the most original comedian of our generation...we should get together for a game of bowling...we can just use your wife's head cos that shit is solid...

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Bowlingballhead.jpg

[JehovAllah]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/spermi.jpg


ur face is solid
































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a solid turd u fuckin douche face!




























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doucheface killa^^

[KERZO]

a solid turd u fuckin douche face! hahahaha its funny reading your disses cos they look like they're written by a 10 year old kid...which must seem way too intelligent for oneself...

ok im done sonning you for the day skampoe...im gonna go and play some xbox. oh and tell jigsaw to pick up his shooting game cos he was in one of my matches the other day on call of duty 4 and he got his ass handed to him on a plate.

I'd ask you to get on there so i could headshot you all day but i know you can't because your fingers are too chubby to press the buttons n shit...

ciao skampman poop

[JehovAllah]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/spermi.jpg


douche face killa





































u should douche ur face fag

[JehovAllah]

hahahaha its funny reading your disses cos they look like they're written by a 10 year old kid...which must seem way too intelligent for oneself...

ok im done sonning you for the day skampoe...im gonna go and play some xbox. oh and tell jigsaw to pick up his shooting game cos he was in one of my matches the other day on call of duty 4 and he got his ass handed to him on a plate.

I'd ask you to get on there so i could headshot you all day but i know you can't because your fingers are too chubby to press the buttons n shit...

ciao skampman poop


ahahaha u have no fuckin life u fuckin bitch nerd


internet and xbox video games















dont blame u tho,






with a face like this lookin like u do talkin like u do

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/spermi.jpg


i wouldnt leave the crib either!

[HANZO]

This is one of those must see episodes


http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1109/More-Crap.html

ahahahaha Bono really is a piece of shit.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/124244.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH! LOL AT BBCPERSIAN!

ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhaahah im gonna check out BBCPERSIAN right now. see whats hot in Persia today.