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EAGLE EYE
09-21-2008, 08:01 PM
Seriously, it sucks.




http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6780/marsbblackmonkw1.jpg

SKAMPOE
09-21-2008, 08:04 PM
i've been withdrawling from the trees lately, its a bitch man!

Prolifical ENG
09-21-2008, 08:05 PM
Shit, I was like that for the past 3 days....came in 3 waves every time I went. But today I unleashed a long toilet snake so I'm ok now.

SKAMPOE
09-21-2008, 08:09 PM
was it stinky? any one enjoys a good refreshing back splash

Prolifical ENG
09-21-2008, 08:12 PM
IDK if it stank...I didnt bother to go back in the washroom after...probably reeked worse than when you take your timbs off after wearin them for a whole hot summer day.

EAGLE EYE
09-21-2008, 08:22 PM
I literally ran to the bath room after hitting the submit button for this thread. Hopefully the constipation phase isnt around the corner, but if it is the pay off could be me making a giant shit like in that south park episode that ripped on Bono pretty hard


http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k214/freedombleeder/southparkmorecrap.jpg

GENERAL WISE
09-21-2008, 08:42 PM
Thanks Robby for updating us on your health.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/littlegrandma.jpg

EAGLE EYE
09-21-2008, 08:43 PM
no problem.

GENERAL WISE
09-21-2008, 08:56 PM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/124244.jpg

GENERAL WISE
09-21-2008, 08:59 PM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/124422.jpg

SKAMPOE
09-21-2008, 09:07 PM
lmAO@ THE TITLE tsa and blackula's tits

EAGLE EYE
09-21-2008, 09:12 PM
arent we supposed to be talking about my shit?


How does blackulas tits take precedence over my shit?

Giflord
09-21-2008, 09:14 PM
i been having some runny shits too/ diarrea. i went to fart in my house in boxers the reah just started to bubble out my ass, luckily i was able to run to the bathroom and handle it with no repercussions (ie boxer staining or dripping on carpet)

Prolifical ENG
09-21-2008, 09:26 PM
Yes Robby your shits important. Make sure you are drinking plenty of water....you loose a lot through your shits. The water will also help clear out the bacteria that caused your shits if they arent just beer shits from the weekend.

crust
09-21-2008, 09:35 PM
im actually taking a shit right now as im replying to this thread.

serious shit.

EAGLE EYE
09-21-2008, 09:36 PM
I only had two glasses of whiskey and a couple beers the entire weekend, It may be related to the fact I ate an entire bag of ready made Hot wings and some grapes later on in the evening + humus and trisquits

crust
09-21-2008, 10:05 PM
...i shouldnt have ate that bag of hot cheetoos today

FatherSl!me
09-21-2008, 10:14 PM
blackulas tits > nbajams shit

EAGLE EYE
09-21-2008, 10:26 PM
what if i shitted on her tits? Then threw some chocolate sprinkles on 'em?


Is there even a name for that in the Betty Crocker cook book?

Blackula Spectacula
09-21-2008, 10:32 PM
how the fuck are my tits relevant to this topic? Fuck off already they're just tits.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
09-21-2008, 10:38 PM
what if i shitted on her tits? Then threw some chocolate sprinkles on 'em?


Is there even a name for that in the Betty Crocker cook book?

When You shit on blakula's tits, it's called an Eskimo Fudge Pie.


Edit: Stop the presses, I have 950 posts.

SKAMPOE
09-21-2008, 10:38 PM
exactly


http://jj.am/gallery/d/61004-1/Mud_wrestling.gif

FatherSl!me
09-21-2008, 10:39 PM
what if i shitted on her tits? Then threw some chocolate sprinkles on 'em?


Is there even a name for that in the Betty Crocker cook book?
maybe skamp would know the answer to that one

EAGLE EYE
09-21-2008, 10:39 PM
AHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHA wtf!

SKAMPOE
09-21-2008, 10:42 PM
maybe skamp would know the answer to that one





y dont u explain ur latest invention





















now u see it





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now u dont















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KLIION JENSEN
09-21-2008, 10:42 PM
Fuck off already they're just tits.


nah, they're a bit better than "just tists", they're quite good tits...you should have more confidence in yourself than that...


anyway, on a more relevant note, i seem to be dropping nuthing but strenuous logs lately, i'd kill to be able to have a runny shit right now..

EAGLE EYE
09-21-2008, 10:55 PM
nah, they're a bit better than "just tists", they're quite good tits...you should have more confidence in yourself than that...


anyway, on a more relevant note, i seem to be dropping nuthing but strenuous logs lately, i'd kill to be able to have a runny shit right now..


did you find out how many kurics (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kurics) your last one was?

SKAMPOE
09-21-2008, 10:56 PM
Hahahahhahahahahaha Katie Kurics

Longbongcilvaringz
09-21-2008, 11:00 PM
Thanks Robby for updating us on your health.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/littlegrandma.jpg

pfahahaah

SKAMPOE
09-21-2008, 11:02 PM
http://jj.am/gallery/d/56240-1/sagefag.jpg

KLIION JENSEN
09-21-2008, 11:03 PM
did you find out how many kurics (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kurics) your last one was?

nah, but it was a couple of logs, and i must say i do feel a touch lighter

EAGLE EYE
09-21-2008, 11:11 PM
This is one of those must see episodes


http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1109/More-Crap.html

SKAMPOE
09-21-2008, 11:33 PM
This is one of those must see episodes


http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1109/More-Crap.html
HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA A A HAHAHAHAHHA AW MAN DAT WAS FUCKIN FUNNY



BONO WAS THE RECORD HOLDER HAHAHAHAHAHHA I HATE BONO

EAGLE EYE
09-21-2008, 11:35 PM
BONO is a douche

SKAMPOE
09-21-2008, 11:38 PM
hell yea he is

TSA
09-22-2008, 12:04 AM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/124244.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH! LOL AT BBCPERSIAN!

SKAMPOE
09-22-2008, 12:14 AM
Scout Law

TRUSTWORTHY
A Scout tells the truth. He keeps his promises. Honesty is part of his code of conduct. People can depend on him.

LOYAL
A Scout is true to his family, Scout leaders, friends, school, and nation.

HELPFUL
A Scout is concerned about other people. He does things willingly for others without pay or reward.

FRIENDLY
A Scout is a friend to all. He is a brother to other Scouts. He seeks to understand others. He respects those with ideas and customs other than his own.

COURTEOUS
A Scout is polite to everyone regardless of age or position. He knows good manners make it easier for people to get along together.

KIND
A Scout understands there is strength in being gentle. He treats others as he wants to be treated. He does not hurt or kill harmless things without reason.

OBEDIENT
A Scout follows the rules of his family, school, and troop. He obeys the laws of his community and country. If he thinks these rules and laws are unfair, he tries to have them changed in an orderly manner rather than disobey them.

CHEERFUL
A Scout looks for the bright side of things. He cheerfully does tasks that come his way. He tries to make others happy.

THRIFTY
A Scout works to pay his way and to help others. He saves for unforeseen needs. He protects and conserves natural resources. He carefully uses time and property.

BRAVE
A Scout can face danger even if he is afraid. He has the courage to stand for what he thinks is right even if others laugh at or threaten him.

CLEAN
A Scout keeps his body and mind fit and clean. He goes around with those who believe in living by these same ideals. He helps keep his home and community clean.

REVERENT
A Scout is reverent toward God. He is faithful in his religious duties. He respects the beliefs of others.

Scout Motto

Be Prepared

Scout Slogan

Do a Good Turn Daily

KERZO
09-22-2008, 04:23 AM
wow...this is seriously a shit thread! :lmao:

SKAMPOE
09-22-2008, 12:12 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/spermi.jpgugly ass mu fucka

KERZO
09-22-2008, 12:29 PM
hahaha skampoe, your the most original comedian of our generation...we should get together for a game of bowling...we can just use your wife's head cos that shit is solid...

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Bowlingballhead.jpg

SKAMPOE
09-22-2008, 12:31 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/spermi.jpg


ur face is solid
































http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/spermi.jpg






a solid turd u fuckin douche face!




























http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/spermi.jpg

doucheface killa^^

KERZO
09-22-2008, 12:39 PM
a solid turd u fuckin douche face! hahahaha its funny reading your disses cos they look like they're written by a 10 year old kid...which must seem way too intelligent for oneself...

ok im done sonning you for the day skampoe...im gonna go and play some xbox. oh and tell jigsaw to pick up his shooting game cos he was in one of my matches the other day on call of duty 4 and he got his ass handed to him on a plate.

I'd ask you to get on there so i could headshot you all day but i know you can't because your fingers are too chubby to press the buttons n shit...

ciao skampman poop

SKAMPOE
09-22-2008, 12:41 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/spermi.jpg


douche face killa





































u should douche ur face fag

SKAMPOE
09-22-2008, 12:43 PM
hahahaha its funny reading your disses cos they look like they're written by a 10 year old kid...which must seem way too intelligent for oneself...

ok im done sonning you for the day skampoe...im gonna go and play some xbox. oh and tell jigsaw to pick up his shooting game cos he was in one of my matches the other day on call of duty 4 and he got his ass handed to him on a plate.

I'd ask you to get on there so i could headshot you all day but i know you can't because your fingers are too chubby to press the buttons n shit...

ciao skampman poop


ahahaha u have no fuckin life u fuckin bitch nerd


internet and xbox video games















dont blame u tho,






with a face like this lookin like u do talkin like u do

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/spermi.jpg


i wouldnt leave the crib either!

HANZO
09-22-2008, 02:11 PM
This is one of those must see episodes


http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1109/More-Crap.html

ahahahaha Bono really is a piece of shit.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/124244.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH! LOL AT BBCPERSIAN!

ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhaahah im gonna check out BBCPERSIAN right now. see whats hot in Persia today.