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KERZO
09-22-2008, 12:15 PM
'HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN???? (WELL I THINK IT'S A WOMAN ANYWAY)

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/SkampolinaCakeSmuggler.jpg
*LAST KNOWN PICTURE OF THE 'CAKEMONGER'*

SHE WAS LAST SEEN LEAVING A LOCAL BAKERY WITH A CHOCOLATE CAKE STUFFED IN HER NECK. THE CAKE IS BELIEVED TO BE INTERLACED WITH A NARCOTIC FORM OF GLUCOSE THAT PUERTO RICAN HOMOSEXUAL MEN TAKE TO MAKE THEM BELIEVE THEY ARE'NT GAY.

POLICE SAY SHE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO EAT A WHOLE MANS HEAD WITHOUT CHEWING. SHE'S EASILY DISTINGUISHABLE WITH HER BOWLING BALL SIZED HEAD AND HER HAIRY MOUSTACHE.

A LOCAL RESIDENT SAID " I JUST SEEN HER COMING OUTTA NOWHERE...THIS FAT GUY WAS PUSHING HER ALONG IN A WHEELBARROW AS SHE COULD'NT STAND BUT THEY GOT IN THAT STORE FAST AND CAME HOBBLING OUT BEING CHASED BY ANGRY BAKERS SO I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP.

POLICE BELIEVE THE MAN PUSHING HER WAS THE NOTORIOUS 'SAUSAGE BOY' OF THE INFAMOUS WU-CORP FORUM....WE ONLY HAVE THIS SOLE PICTURE OF HIM WITH HIS SUPPOSED FRIEND RIMSAW THAT WAS TAKEN BEFORE HE BECAME SO FAT THAT CAMERA'S WERE'NT ABLE TO CAPTURE AN IMAGE OF HIM ANYMORE-

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Youngskampiandjigz.jpg

IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE THEN PLEASE CONTACT DETECTIVE LITTLE ON 9-1-7-1-6-0-4-9-3-11 WITH ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION..

SKAMPOE
09-22-2008, 01:02 PM
Gets No Pussy^

KERZO
09-22-2008, 01:25 PM
is that your comeback..I 'Gets No Pussy'........wow, i think i might retire from the interwebz and sell of all my electronical equipment.

I'll tell my woman that you think she does'nt exist, that will crack her up,hahaha

SKAMPOE
09-22-2008, 01:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY CUZ UR REFERING TO UR WOMAN








http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2219/2424015488_6a32df0e84.jpghttp://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/up-men-00196.jpg

KERZO
09-22-2008, 01:51 PM
Ok skampoe....so i guess this is my 'imaginary' girlfriend holding up a sign saying your a fat ass bitch...


http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Skampoefatassbitchsign.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Skampoefatassbitchsign.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Skampoefatassbitchsign.jpg

i didnt wanna have to do it but you keep going on about it..

STYLE
09-22-2008, 01:55 PM
face?

SKAMPOE
09-22-2008, 01:56 PM
Its Funny How U Had To Pay A Local Whore To Hold Up A Sign, Even More Funnier How U Had To Pay Her Just To Even Listen To Ur Ghey Ass Proposal!

KERZO
09-22-2008, 02:03 PM
face?

nah bro...she aint ugly or nothing but i'd get a size 5 foot up my ass if i started posting my womans face all about the net...plus i got respect for her an all dat!

Its Funny How U Had To Pay A Local Whore To Hold Up A Sign, Even More Funnier How U Had To Pay Her Just To Even Listen To Ur Ghey Ass Proposal!

yeah...in your lil fairy land that you have in your head that would have happened. At least my girl can fit in the camera..all we got of yours was a ballin ass head -

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Bowlingballhead.jpg

SSSTTTEEEERRRRRIIIKKKKEEEE!!!!!