KERZO
09-22-2008, 12:15 PM
'HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN???? (WELL I THINK IT'S A WOMAN ANYWAY)
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/SkampolinaCakeSmuggler.jpg
*LAST KNOWN PICTURE OF THE 'CAKEMONGER'*
SHE WAS LAST SEEN LEAVING A LOCAL BAKERY WITH A CHOCOLATE CAKE STUFFED IN HER NECK. THE CAKE IS BELIEVED TO BE INTERLACED WITH A NARCOTIC FORM OF GLUCOSE THAT PUERTO RICAN HOMOSEXUAL MEN TAKE TO MAKE THEM BELIEVE THEY ARE'NT GAY.
POLICE SAY SHE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO EAT A WHOLE MANS HEAD WITHOUT CHEWING. SHE'S EASILY DISTINGUISHABLE WITH HER BOWLING BALL SIZED HEAD AND HER HAIRY MOUSTACHE.
A LOCAL RESIDENT SAID " I JUST SEEN HER COMING OUTTA NOWHERE...THIS FAT GUY WAS PUSHING HER ALONG IN A WHEELBARROW AS SHE COULD'NT STAND BUT THEY GOT IN THAT STORE FAST AND CAME HOBBLING OUT BEING CHASED BY ANGRY BAKERS SO I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP.
POLICE BELIEVE THE MAN PUSHING HER WAS THE NOTORIOUS 'SAUSAGE BOY' OF THE INFAMOUS WU-CORP FORUM....WE ONLY HAVE THIS SOLE PICTURE OF HIM WITH HIS SUPPOSED FRIEND RIMSAW THAT WAS TAKEN BEFORE HE BECAME SO FAT THAT CAMERA'S WERE'NT ABLE TO CAPTURE AN IMAGE OF HIM ANYMORE-
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Youngskampiandjigz.jpg
IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE THEN PLEASE CONTACT DETECTIVE LITTLE ON 9-1-7-1-6-0-4-9-3-11 WITH ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION..
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/SkampolinaCakeSmuggler.jpg
*LAST KNOWN PICTURE OF THE 'CAKEMONGER'*
SHE WAS LAST SEEN LEAVING A LOCAL BAKERY WITH A CHOCOLATE CAKE STUFFED IN HER NECK. THE CAKE IS BELIEVED TO BE INTERLACED WITH A NARCOTIC FORM OF GLUCOSE THAT PUERTO RICAN HOMOSEXUAL MEN TAKE TO MAKE THEM BELIEVE THEY ARE'NT GAY.
POLICE SAY SHE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO EAT A WHOLE MANS HEAD WITHOUT CHEWING. SHE'S EASILY DISTINGUISHABLE WITH HER BOWLING BALL SIZED HEAD AND HER HAIRY MOUSTACHE.
A LOCAL RESIDENT SAID " I JUST SEEN HER COMING OUTTA NOWHERE...THIS FAT GUY WAS PUSHING HER ALONG IN A WHEELBARROW AS SHE COULD'NT STAND BUT THEY GOT IN THAT STORE FAST AND CAME HOBBLING OUT BEING CHASED BY ANGRY BAKERS SO I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP.
POLICE BELIEVE THE MAN PUSHING HER WAS THE NOTORIOUS 'SAUSAGE BOY' OF THE INFAMOUS WU-CORP FORUM....WE ONLY HAVE THIS SOLE PICTURE OF HIM WITH HIS SUPPOSED FRIEND RIMSAW THAT WAS TAKEN BEFORE HE BECAME SO FAT THAT CAMERA'S WERE'NT ABLE TO CAPTURE AN IMAGE OF HIM ANYMORE-
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Youngskampiandjigz.jpg
IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE THEN PLEASE CONTACT DETECTIVE LITTLE ON 9-1-7-1-6-0-4-9-3-11 WITH ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION..