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TSA
09-27-2008, 10:23 AM
yeah, new policy rules, i don't beef with people with no picture outside of this thread.

*mick vick looking at a booklet full of pictures with his family*

everyone else post breasts to cut down on the gayness of ppl without pictures.

*mick vick at an steak house with friends and loved ones*

e-beef is getting old these days, some people have been at it for months and the whole spermiparadox fiasco

i will e-beef if your decent at it, have a picture and are actually funny, and no, this has nothing to do with stylemaster leaving, i just need a place to be discussed cause like it or not, when protools was coming out there was more threads about me then protools, and it's from ppl at are mad that im popular online.

so yeah, prolific can i get a sticky? it should t0tally re-dik but when you honestly think about it i've been brought up more times on unrelated threads in 1 month then the ghostface killer has been all summer. Idk if you need proof, but im sure you've noticed.

so yeah, beef here please.

everyone else post massive milky mammarys to snack on and chew.

TSA
09-27-2008, 10:40 AM
oh, and heres a list of facts, outside of the firmhandshaka and general wise, everyone has used the same line of insults

racism
my nose is big
im an african
im from nebraska
i had PIMPles in highschool


here's new facts to snack on and chew

my matress is really really old and dirty, like the rapper, i have had it since 1999 but i procrasinate buying a new one

though i have cable on my phone, the volume is low

i get the numbers 11 and 12 confused

i spaced off in class when we were learning to tell time, and have felt ashamed to asked ppl to teach me cause it would look dumb, i can tell time, but after looking at the clock for 4 seconds as opposed to 1


on sundays i rarely bath. i dont see the point, jesus didn't bath

my buttecks and penis are a bit darker then my thighs, i have "light skin". In the african sense not in the black ppl that are mixed sense. That means you'll get different colors here and there, like my dark knuckles and light hands as opposed to one solid color everywhere.

i always have random lint in my hair in the morning

i haven't brushed my teeth upon typing this.

i wear my little brothers cloths. he's larger then me and leaves em around so i do it, he wears mine too.

i think about wucorp outside of wucorp. Just if something funny that reminds me of something funny on here happens, like when i was at sears and the guy kept staring at me, i was wondering what would happen if i ask him "hey, you guys got anything in size 10 and a half" and he goes "how about these for your hands like feet" and puts some rubber gloves on the table. EloHEl


situations like ^that, where i think of random stuff that's funny but has never happened cause me to laugh at strange times. I hold them is so i don't look insane but i can be at your funeral and if i think of something funny it's a wrap. Not that i dont respect it, i just have no control of what im thinking of.


i look at the keyboard and don't proofread when i type. I type fast and have no problem knowing where the keys are, it's just a bad habit.

at this moment i would have sex with anything, i don't care, pussy's pussy.

i used to be able to rub my chin super hard and smell it and it would smell bad when i was in middle school, that talent is gone.

i once jacked of to a pair of hands on qVC when i didn't have internet

my mom has caught me priming to beat off, the porn was on my fly unzipped, i just hadn't started


when i was younger i would wear outlandish costumes on spirit days and weeks.


i like weird girls


i listen to wutang too much. way much more then other stuff and am not very ecclectic cause im not into giving things a chance

when i get pussy, i know it's gonna me months till me next pussy getting cause i can either hang out with gimps or geeohdee that happen to hang out with women i can't talk to cause we're too different and i refuse to compromise my character. I dont drink and when they're drunk it's all they wanna talk about. Oh, and if i hang out with africans the girls are usually to smart and uppity or know my sister, thats an instant cancellation.


i feel like i can't talk to people in real life, i can only talk about 25% of my interests to each person and don't know very many listeners cause everyone is self destrucively self centered. i have a friend named chance, she's a good listener and i go to her when needed. She's hot.

Olive Oil Goombah
09-27-2008, 10:50 AM
I wish you would have left instead

TSA
09-27-2008, 10:52 AM
my pinky toe is a small circle

my pubic hair hasn't grown since freshman year, idk if that's normal

i have a slight tremor in my hands, i have to go get it checked but it'll be too expensive

i have a horrible driving record

sometimes ppl say slick shit, and i noticed way after the fact cause i never pay attention to the present, then get mad that i didn't catch it.

i have food stamps

my dick has a slight curve to the left

i acutally thought about posting my dick on the post your dick thread.

my armpit hairs are getting a bit long, they still grow

im not good at shaving.

i noticed i have stretch marks at the bottom of my ass, small ones, but they're still there


i enjoy coughing


i have a spit or semeny looking liquids phobia

as i child i was afraid of gilber gotfried, the oatmeal box guy, and thriller

TSA
09-27-2008, 11:16 AM
i have a big head

im a mommas boy


i live at home, and my parents dont want me to move out cause we're having some tough times

the space inbetween my fingers is ashy alot

if my sister dad or mom tells me to do something i'll do it.

i really couldn't seperate the english from the dutch in a crowded strip mall

i got sonned on an airplane by a french pilot that sprayed sanitizer on my face. he said it was nigerian airspace policy. I started arguing with him and then my sister jumped in and before you know it the whole plane was yelling at him (it was full of nigerians). but he still sonned me wif da spray

i inject wucorp jokes into real life sometimes, they're not always mine, sorry.

begongo
09-27-2008, 11:22 AM
TSA's pinky toe is a small circle ! hahahahahhaah

HANZO
09-27-2008, 12:22 PM
thanks for all that info. much appreciated.

..

16th_Chamber
09-27-2008, 12:30 PM
i liked you better when you weren't a whiny bitch.
________
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The Hound
09-27-2008, 12:36 PM
,.,

The Hound
09-27-2008, 12:42 PM
http://www.xfusioncash.com/members/hosted/18t/on-a-horse/P1010039.jpg

SKAMPOE
09-27-2008, 12:53 PM
http://spaceghetto.net/sandbox/uploads/failmeats.jpg

Killa BB
09-27-2008, 03:32 PM
Why man...

Art Vandelay
09-27-2008, 04:03 PM
yeah, new policy rules, i don't beef with people with no picture outside of this thread.

*mick vick looking at a booklet full of pictures with his family*

everyone else post breasts to cut down on the gayness of ppl without pictures.

*mick vick at an steak house with friends and loved ones*

e-beef is getting old these days, some people have been at it for months and the whole spermiparadox fiasco

i will e-beef if your decent at it, have a picture and are actually funny, and no, this has nothing to do with stylemaster leaving, i just need a place to be discussed cause like it or not, when protools was coming out there was more threads about me then protools, and it's from ppl at are mad that im popular online.

so yeah, prolific can i get a sticky? it should t0tally re-dik but when you honestly think about it i've been brought up more times on unrelated threads in 1 month then the ghostface killer has been all summer. Idk if you need proof, but im sure you've noticed.

so yeah, beef here please.

everyone else post massive milky mammarys to snack on and chew.


why do you want to have a picture of me, you fag?

Surreptitious
09-27-2008, 05:12 PM
you need to go make some friends, I read the first few lines of that self degrading bullshit and realized how pathetic you are

SKAMPOE
09-27-2008, 05:20 PM
havent we all realized it already?

Surreptitious
09-27-2008, 05:21 PM
we have, its worse than I thought

SKAMPOE
09-27-2008, 05:24 PM
and its only gonna get worse smh!

TheWolf
09-27-2008, 05:43 PM
Holy mother of god this is a terrible thread.

I mean if this thread was an actor it would be Keanu Reeves.

It's that terrible.

Olive Oil Goombah
09-27-2008, 05:57 PM
Tissa thinks with style gone he is like 'that guy' now..

This is pathetic...but somewhat expected.

SKAMPOE
09-27-2008, 06:00 PM
yup yup,


and leave keanu alooone! street kings was da shit!

TheWolf
09-27-2008, 06:00 PM
STYLE's problem was the he thought he was 'that guy'.

Thinking your 'that guy' on a forum is somewhat homsexual*
























*for those of you from duh hollow side, this means 'a fag'.

TheWolf
09-27-2008, 06:01 PM
yup yup,


and leave keanu alooone! street kings was da shit!


Im watching Point Break as we speak.

His acting is soooooooo bad, haha.

Lucky 'Busey Da G.O.D' is in it!

SKAMPOE
09-27-2008, 06:02 PM
wolf has this poster in his room, its his god!

































http://www.imageyenation.com/emeyesi/images/Blog/July07/Prince_Pannies.jpg

Surreptitious
09-27-2008, 06:17 PM
^hahahahaha

Ghost In The 'Lac
09-27-2008, 06:34 PM
wolf has this poster in his room, its his god!

































http://www.imageyenation.com/emeyesi/images/Blog/July07/Prince_Pannies.jpg


fuck outta here, whats wrong with Prince? That man is also my all time musical "idol". Mans a genius and a coolest nigga of the 80's.

FatherSl!me
09-27-2008, 06:41 PM
yeah but who the hell would wanna see dude in his underwear all day? you obviously dont mind:r

SKAMPOE
09-27-2008, 07:03 PM
He Wears The Same Getup, While He Sits For Countless Hours Staring At That Poster!

Killa BB
09-27-2008, 07:16 PM
TSA... I wanna beef with you for...

Wait...

I gotta go back to one of your first posts and pick a reason...

Be right back...

SKAMPOE
09-27-2008, 07:17 PM
Style Leave Tissa Alone!

Killa BB
09-27-2008, 07:25 PM
I think this is a good one...

...my matress is really really old and dirty, like the rapper, i have had it since 1999 but i procrasinate buying a new one...

I got beef wit you because you still wet the bed...

That's beef... Mr. Pee-Body
http://www.unc.edu/~cigar/MrPeabody.gif

SKAMPOE
09-27-2008, 07:47 PM
Well Dats Just Gross, I Wonder If His Primitive Self Feels The Need To Dig A Hole And Pop A Squat When Confronted With A Nice Tailored Lawn?

SKAMPOE
09-27-2008, 07:48 PM
http://www.wiggin.biz/wigginArchive/_wiggin46/_images/lawn.jpg

TSA
09-27-2008, 09:17 PM
I think this is a good one...



I got beef wit you because you still wet the bed...

That's beef... Mr. Pee-Body
http://www.unc.edu/~cigar/MrPeabody.gif
nice pick.

well to set things clear, it's not urine, it's various foods and years of being sweated on and flat out dirty

you hate me cause i have more channels on my phone then you have gential ointments

Killa BB
09-27-2008, 10:11 PM
...you hate me cause i have more channels on my phone then you have gential ointments

That statement does not actually confirm or imply that I have ANY genital ointment... It just states that you have at least one phone cable channel... more than my zero ointments...

Now if you meant to suggest that I NEED genital ointments... you might have said something more like... "You're just cranky because you need as many tubes of genital ointment as I have cable channels on my phone"... I might have laughed at that...

All in all...

My beef...

http://www.voiceovertimes.com/wp-content/uploads/raw-steak-rosemary.jpg

is better than yours... :9

http://www.nancarrow-webdesk.com/warehouse/storage2/2008-w07/img.122526_t.jpg

Good Night...

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh179/sympathetic-compass/Creedmoor/lonelymattress.jpg

TSA
09-27-2008, 10:32 PM
that second follow up was too elaborate, about the ointment.

sometimes it's best if a diss has no root in reality whatsoever

on a real note though, next time you see the ghost of gavin eve tell him that he'll be missed on wucorp, and that i really looked up to the guy and am man enough to say it knowing he will use it as e-beef ammo under his new 'fakewon' account.
I don't think he's a failure in life, im just good at manipulating prespective on situations to seem a way they're not.

his wife is also a very attractive women dispite what ive said, but everything else i said was real and i meant it.



on the e-beef note.


i noticed your the type to have one of thos asshole pimples that are in your asshole or crack and it makes life suck, but you act like nothing is happening in public

Dokuro
09-27-2008, 10:39 PM
http://www.heavenside.net/Image/SuicideGirls.jpg

Killa BB
09-27-2008, 10:44 PM
Awwww you're the sweetest... I'll be sure to pass him the love note... Gimmie hugz...

*sniffs*

That's urine!... I KNEW IT!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha...

Dane... Shhhhhh....

Dokuro
09-27-2008, 10:45 PM
^^^ you lost me

EAGLE EYE
09-27-2008, 10:45 PM
please.



please pass it..

TSA
09-27-2008, 10:49 PM
also tell Robert "NBAJAM" Adams that i dont have any hatred towards Maine. It's just a random state, one of those states you forget ppl are from.

His buttchin would look hilarious with a goatee sprouting out and his thread making skills and arts and crafts are ta dye for.