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DJMethods
09-28-2008, 04:51 AM
http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/amy-winehouse-troubled-singer.jpg
Tryxxx: Amy Winehouse
Obviously both love coke, and both have the whiniest voice you'll ever hear. Ironic names too. Strangely you just wanna fuck them so you can say you've fucked them.
Worth: $100,000 per performance, or an 8-Ball and tube of vaseline


http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/britney-spears-1.jpg
Blackula: Britney Spears
Both were at the height of their powers, raking in millions per appearance. Then the nudes appeared, the pussy got smashed by K-Fed (HEAT) and the prices dropped.
http://www.collegecandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/07/britney_spears_shaving-hair-bald.jpg
Worth: $50, $500 with the wig


http://images.movieeye.com/store/images/john-travolta-celebrity-photo.jpg
NBAJAM: John Travolta
Fly for a white kid, but gone downhill with only bit parts in shameful movies/threads. Also serious questions over sexuality.
Worth: $500,000

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/jeremy-piven/pictures/jeremy-piven-picture-1.jpg
Robert: Jeremy Piven
Coming of age in a new role, but still a perverted cunt trying to hide behind muscles and charm. Black's PM's exposed the true Roberto.
Worth: $2 mil

DJMethods
09-28-2008, 04:56 AM
http://www.fest21.com/files/images/Kingsley3.jpg
TAURO: Ben Kingsley
Good actor, provides a lot and if he's got a starring role in a movie/thread it's worth checking out. Could never do a comedy though.
Worth: $2 mil

DJMethods
09-28-2008, 04:58 AM
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Chris-Farley-Photograph-C10101992.jpeg
SKAMPOE: Chris Farley
You really shouldn't laugh.
Worth: $1 mil

NIGHT MAYOR
09-28-2008, 05:04 AM
hahahaha

DR. NICK RIVIERA
09-28-2008, 09:47 AM
dope. hahahaha

altho I thought Minibumpsh is Amy. Oh well

Crackhead Bob
09-28-2008, 09:58 AM
Why does Amy Winehouse look like Alexis Arquette in that picture?

DJMethods
09-28-2008, 10:11 AM
dope. hahahaha

altho I thought Minibumpsh is Amy. Oh well

She is, I just couldnt remember her name haha.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-28-2008, 11:56 AM
Tauro as Ben Kinsley hahaha

hm.

Dj Methods - Devandra Banhart:

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/peen3__oPt.jpg

Shrap - Michael Stipe

http://kleinempfanger.blogsome.com/wp-admin/images/stipe.michael.101006.jpg

DJMethods
09-28-2008, 12:03 PM
http://www.netribution.co.uk/cc/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2332&g2_serialNumber=1
Pat Bateman: Woody Allen
Let's hope he doesn't adopt an Asian kid
Worth: $25 mil

DJMethods
09-28-2008, 12:05 PM
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/a/anthony_anderson/anthony_anderson_2.jpg
TSA: Anthony Anderson
Ya know...
Worth: $10

EAGLE EYE
09-28-2008, 12:06 PM
DJ Methods is still a nobody with sub-par thread making abilities.


We frown upon the gayness of this thread

DJMethods
09-28-2008, 12:07 PM
You've done nothing worth watching since Pulp Fiction.

TAURO
09-28-2008, 12:40 PM
Lmao...Im alot funnier in real life, I swear.

DJMethods
09-28-2008, 12:42 PM
hahaha You're like 600 kgs and 9 foot.

I'd be laughing like you were Chappelle no matter what you said.

TSA
09-28-2008, 12:45 PM
Why does Amy Winehouse look like Alexis Arquette in that picture?
and begonogo

Guarded By Martyrs
09-28-2008, 12:58 PM
Hahaha

Lmao...Im alot funnier in real life, I swear.

I don't know, Ben Kingsley had me creasing up in "Sexy Beast"

TAURO
09-28-2008, 01:00 PM
Hahaha



I don't know, Ben Kingsley had me creasing up in "Sexy Beast"

He has his moments, just like me. lol

Blackula Spectacula
09-28-2008, 03:15 PM
DJ Methods is still a nobody with sub-par thread making abilities.


We frown upon the gayness of this thread
yup

NIGHT MAYOR
09-28-2008, 03:44 PM
Why does Amy Winehouse look like Alexis Arquette in that picture?

your not welcome in these threads anymore you jew loving snitch, bet you thort i'd get banned huh.:stroke:

Maccabee Ridah
09-28-2008, 04:55 PM
Hahahaha, dope thread...:D

lol!!

P.E.A.C.E.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
09-28-2008, 08:18 PM
hahahahahahaha-dead-

NIGHT MAYOR
09-29-2008, 01:34 AM
fuck i did'nt know shifter even posted here anymore, but i am a gen chat flunky now so i can see how i missed him,

whadup grave, hows chambermusik going ?

Killa BB
09-29-2008, 01:52 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/2672427776_f742405491.jpg?v=0

DJ Methods: That one guy who brings everybody doughnuts on the set.

"Thanks for the doughnut... whatever your name is... now Where the fuck is my coffee!!!"

Worth: Pocket lint.

DJMethods
09-29-2008, 02:00 AM
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/48/84/0000034884_20061021024408.jpg
BeautiFlyB: Miss Jay
Is only there to make the other girls look prettier
Worth: $55

NIGHT MAYOR
09-29-2008, 02:03 AM
ROFLCOPTER!!!

shwa! shwa! shwa! shwa! shwa! shwa!

The Void
09-29-2008, 03:42 AM
I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.

lol!

Killa BB
09-29-2008, 06:49 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha! Two questions... WHAT is Miss Jay... and what exactly is his-it's purpose in hollywood besides a Top Model Coach... I have never known... like where did they find him and what the fuck was he doing before he was on TV....

NIGHT MAYOR
09-29-2008, 06:56 AM
^ realy is thick skinned huh *hats off*


what any other fag was doing, shopping, drinking coffee, buying pink polo's and discussing the taste of cum after eating different foods.

Blackula Spectacula
09-29-2008, 07:02 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha! Two questions... WHAT is Miss Jay... and what exactly is his-it's purpose in hollywood besides a Top Model Coach... I have never known... like where did they find him and what the fuck was he doing before he was on TV....

I think he use to be Ru Paul or something

RADIOACTIVE MAN
09-29-2008, 01:34 PM
fuck i did'nt know shifter even posted here anymore, but i am a gen chat flunky now so i can see how i missed him,

whadup grave, hows chambermusik going ?


haha wut up my dude??i been good,ive been on set alot lately doing my movie and shit so i dont get on here much,as far as chambermusik goes,chambermusik is now an offcial rap label so they focusing on that more,i havent really kept tabs tho cause im tryna direct this flick right nah mean:clap:;)

RADIOACTIVE MAN
09-29-2008, 01:37 PM
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/48/84/0000034884_20061021024408.jpg
BeautiFlyB: Miss Jay
Is only there to make the other girls look prettier
Worth: $55


hahahahahahahahaah -dead-

ShaDynasty
09-10-2011, 12:23 AM
Ceited = Kevin James, cos he sucks

TSA = Kevin Costner, corny but it works for him

QOP = Bitch from Precious

Style = Didn't make it to hollywood, porn star and an extra in starship troopers

Sosa = Roseanne, I don't have a weight problem though

Robbie, check 2, rectum, dickytouch = bitches from 'the help'

Chevy Chase = Mel Gibson

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-10-2011, 05:39 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0FjPCtl8nPY/Szr5m4oTieI/AAAAAAAABuo/hd2--9Tsl3s/s400/4059767.jpg

Good Evening, I'm Chevy Chase and You're Not.

I bruise my testicles on purpose for laughs. Go fuck yourself.

SKAMPOE
09-10-2011, 05:55 PM
Skampoe = Luis Guzmán (http://api.getsmartlinks.com/r?app_id=w3i&guid=09F38BB3-9140-C2E5-BBE3-2D6EE900E393&time=131569505&ref_hash=4ee569d1&url=http:%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FLuis_Guzm %C3%A1n&pid=1&cid=437&link_id=3061467&score=5.24&fb_id=031f1q&sense=LEg0g7Xk6B3GroijHPsaWQ&hash=c02f460d2101112902ceaed628330598&v[link_target2]=_self) (born August 28, 1956)[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Guzm%C3%A1n#cite_note-imdb-0) is an actor from Puerto Rico (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rico). He is known for his character (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Character_actor) work. For much of his career, his squat build, wolfish features, and brooding countenance have garnered him roles largely as sidekicks, thugs, or policemen. He is a favorite of director Steven Soderbergh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Soderbergh), who cast him in Out of Sight (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_Sight), The Limey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Limey), and Traffic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_%282000_film%29), and Paul Thomas Anderson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Thomas_Anderson), who cast him in Boogie Nights (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boogie_Nights), Magnolia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnolia_%28film%29) and Punch-Drunk Love (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch-Drunk_Love). He also voiced Ricardo Diaz in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_Vice_City) and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_Vice_City_Stories).http://whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/robin.jpg

JASPER
09-10-2011, 06:20 PM
http://members.tripod.com/%7ETheOldWoman/grape01.jpg

Me, Leonardo Dicaprio