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TheWolf
09-29-2008, 06:04 PM
...Share Your Memories.


For me it was summer 1997. I was walking home after having quit summer school earlier that morning. I was listening to Older Gods on my Walkman when this cracker ass, redneck looking, sun cream wearing Devil son of a bitch comes up to me and says 'excuse me, have you got the time?'.

I stomped his ass out just in time to listen to Maria.

Faggot.



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11th Chamber
09-29-2008, 06:10 PM
haha

my sig uses the beat in yer sig

DR. NICK RIVIERA
09-30-2008, 02:53 AM
Well, there are this white emo kids, do they count as crackers?

At least their skulls are easy to crack.











Once I stepped on a cracker and Polly went nuts.

GENERAL WISE
09-30-2008, 02:57 AM
Great stories guys!

TSA
09-30-2008, 02:59 AM
i was in 2nd grade and just got back from nigeria.
he spit on my leg, setting off my unhealthy spit hatred

so i beat the shit out of him and got in trouble. I was excused cause immigrants that were born in the US don't know any better.

NIGHT MAYOR
09-30-2008, 03:01 AM
playing bullrush in primary (grade) school - punk tagged me so i put my heel on his chin untill it hit the grass, yeah boi.

Robert
09-30-2008, 03:07 AM
To all you Humpty Dumpty ass crackers out there, be warned. It's time to get Gavinated!

TSA
09-30-2008, 03:16 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/UmpireRandall/ROBTOP.png
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/UmpireRandall/ROBBOT.png
.............Discipline.

Robert
09-30-2008, 03:20 AM
Care to elaborate?

TSA
09-30-2008, 04:02 AM
your stare, it would look good on a t-shirt that said DISCIPLINE at the bottom.
maybe some lizard features fishscales silly string and nickelodeon gak stappled on the joint too.

rock niggas this summer

NIGHT MAYOR
09-30-2008, 04:05 AM
tza is going to try to take styes place as the style master, but his recent dating site pics with scarf will only attract metro sexuals.

Robert
09-30-2008, 04:07 AM
Skittle season.

GENERAL WISE
09-30-2008, 04:52 AM
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/halle-berry-1-lg.jpg

The Hound
09-30-2008, 05:04 AM
i was playing rguby league ... we were lined up in our teams facing each other and this cracker ass cracker said "haha did you piss yourself?" and everyone laughed at me ... so i said "did you shit your pants?" and he went what? and i kicked him up his fat ass ... yeah boi i'm hard as duh concrete

Krimewave
09-30-2008, 06:15 AM
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/halle-berry-1-lg.jpg

slut