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TheWolf
09-30-2008, 08:39 AM
As I'm sure you all know, due to his indignent gloating, Patrick Bateman has reached Max Rep.

Which in turn means he has nothing left to achieve here. Why carry on playing the game when all the levels are complete?

So, the question is...What Should Patrick Do Next?

We need suggestions and hopefully the R.E.P G.O.D Patrick might pop into are pathetic little thread and comment on our suggestions himself.


Note: Do not suggest having a man period, whining like and bitch and quitting The Corp in a haze of PCP. Only to then realise that his real life is worse than his E-life and join another forum as if it was all part of the plan.

STYLE has already created, and completed, this level.


Original ideas only please.

Robert
09-30-2008, 08:52 AM
Trim those fucking massive eyebrows!

TheWolf
09-30-2008, 08:53 AM
Trim those fucking massive eyebrows!


Level completed, and perfected, by Skampoe.

Durag
09-30-2008, 08:54 AM
With this on his CV, and the possibility of 20000 posts on there too, there really is no stoping Mr Bateman. I predict president.

J-Cee
09-30-2008, 08:58 AM
Buy wucorp

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 09:37 AM
wolf, i already said ages ago, first to 20,000.

Its almost impossible considering TSA's level of activity.

Im very worried about these threads about me, it's extremely concerning considering what has happened to members who had consistent thread created about them.

I'm going to try and keep lowdown.

[pb]

VZA
09-30-2008, 09:43 AM
Lose his WuCorp virginity by publicly cybering with blackula.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 09:48 AM
Again, other people have already run through that chamber.

(no disrespect, just being practical)

VZA
09-30-2008, 09:52 AM
WuCorps first avant garde emotional boy rock grungey first wave indie rave ballad?

SKANK HILL
09-30-2008, 09:56 AM
Buy wucorp

the last man who suggested that DIED ...

RIP eD :beer:

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 09:59 AM
haha, thats true.

Robert
09-30-2008, 10:16 AM
My honest suggestion: Become the Judge of Wucorp and eradicate the scum that have been dwelling here too long such as SHRAP.

Durag
09-30-2008, 10:21 AM
I know this may be deemed as blasphemous by some of our more 'devoted' gavinees, but maybe he could be the new & improved Style????

SKANK HILL
09-30-2008, 10:23 AM
BLASPHEMOUS!! ... i demand the witch be burned to the stake

SKAMPOE
09-30-2008, 10:31 AM
Back Rapemen Should Post At The Corpse Full Time, Lets Not Forget How Much Of Style's Dick Was Sucked By Him!

Robert
09-30-2008, 10:31 AM
Hahahaha! I fear for Pat if he becomes the new STYLE.

(Pat Bateman)^Gavinated = Skittle infused Sea Urchin Ceviche.

Robert
09-30-2008, 10:32 AM
Back Rapemen Should Post At The Corpse Full Time, Lets Not Forget How Much Of Style's Dick Was Sucked By Him!

Quite the contrary I would have thought. To think Pat stuck up for you in the Vatican (so did STYLE for that matter).

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 10:34 AM
My honest suggestion: Become the Judge of Wucorp and eradicate the scum that have been dwelling here too long such as SHRAP.

Can't do it, im not built like that.

I know this may be deemed as blasphemous by some of our more 'devoted' gavinees, but maybe he could be the new & improved Style????

Not the right guy for the job sorry.

I'm to self deprecating.

Notice how TSA and Styles can never say anything negative about themselves?

I don't know if this is bad or anything, it's just the kind of person they are i guess.

It takes that kind of ego to 'run' a forum.

Plus im not very humourous, and i don't know how to use photoshop, and lots of people here dislike me.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 10:38 AM
Back Rapemen Should Post At The Corpse Full Time, Lets Not Forget How Much Of Style's Dick Was Sucked By Him!

haha, since when?

Gavin disliked me because i reacted poorly to his racism.

I think he's used to saying shit about white people like that, and people agreeing because he's a cool tanned dude.

I didn't even give a fuck, but he kept complaining about other people (including me) being racist, which sort of got on my nerves.

I've tried posting at the corpse before (about 5 posts in 4 or 5 years) but im not witty enough really, i don't fit in.

[pb]

SKAMPOE
09-30-2008, 10:39 AM
Quite the contrary I would have thought. To think Pat stuck up for you in the Vatican (so did STYLE for that matter).
WELL I CEE WHOS DICK IS IN WHOS MOUTH NOW

SKAMPOE
09-30-2008, 10:41 AM
haha, since when?

Gavin disliked me because i reacted poorly to his racism.

I think he's used to saying shit about white people like that, and people agreeing because he's a cool tanned dude.

I didn't even give a fuck, but he kept complaining about other people (including me) being racist, which sort of got on my nerves.

I've tried posting at the corpse before (about 5 posts in 4 or 5 years) but im not witty enough really, i don't fit in.

[pb]
I KNOW, I WAS JUST KIDDING, IM VERY AWARE OF U AND STYLE'S DISLIKE FOR EACH OTHER! BUT HEY ATLEAST WE LEARNED U HAVE ANOTHER DESIGNATED CUM SWALLOWER

HEY RAHBUHT

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 10:42 AM
haha

Robert
09-30-2008, 10:46 AM
Jesus fucking Christ Skampoe! Are insinuations of incest really necessary?

SKAMPOE
09-30-2008, 10:47 AM
WELL WE ALL KNOW THE MOTTO U LIVE BY

















OR SHOULD I SAY BI



































http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/0/f/0f92e4e39a05a9dc2453f0bd84603d88.jpg

Durag
09-30-2008, 10:48 AM
^Haha

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 10:51 AM
You dirty fucker skampoe.

What do you and MotherT!me (oh lol) get up apart from filming each others bootleg sex tapes?

Robert
09-30-2008, 10:53 AM
The only person I'd turn gay for is you Skamply, because you're so cute and cuddly.

SKAMPOE
09-30-2008, 10:54 AM
http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/0/a/0a105bd9e3b975aa78d39b3168cda717.gif

Durag
09-30-2008, 10:55 AM
Damn, your fuckin pics keep coming up as just an x in a box Skamp, i think its coz im at work. Ragein, i dont get to see duh gawd doin what he does best

SKAMPOE
09-30-2008, 10:58 AM
Damn Dat Sux,

Its A Gif Of A Chick Showin Her Tits On The Webcam And Her Dad Walks In On Her In The Back!

KERZO
09-30-2008, 11:04 AM
^hahaha look at the old pops kidding on he didnt notice his daughter flashing her tits on the net.

Pat's cool in my book cos he aint an egotisical cock-jockey like some people on here. He does act a bit odd at times so i don't always know what to expect from him.

the rep bar thing isnt some totalistic event where after you have reached the top..you gotta fail off dramatically. I forget it exists most of the time on here so i dont know what the big deal is.

I propose we start a Gee-Oh-Deez repbar system with gold coins that represent how wu-corp posters rate your norway-stock status.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/ftsePA_468x326.jpg

TheWolf
09-30-2008, 11:05 AM
If there was no rep, I would not post on this forum.

For me. Rep >>> The love of another human being.

That's if the 2 things are diferent. I wonder sometimes.

Oh yeah, Patrick is definitely top 5 on here. God.

SKAMPOE
09-30-2008, 11:08 AM
Hahah Damn Wolf, U Need To Log Off And Get Sum Poon

Durag
09-30-2008, 11:09 AM
If there was no rep, I would not post on this forum.

For me. Rep >>> The love of another human being.

That's if the 2 things are diferent. I wonder sometimes.

Oh yeah, Patrick is definitely top 5 on here. God.


Me too


Its funny, when i meet people i used to give them a handshake or something, but now i wait until they've said something informative or funny, and i say "Rep", and add my comment of them afterwards. I think its catching on

Wu-Corp, the REAL trendstarter

TheWolf
09-30-2008, 11:10 AM
@ Skampoe

Why?

You think pussy is better than the knowledge that a fellow Wu fan has appreciated something you have written on duh inter-webs?

haha.

Fag.

SKAMPOE
09-30-2008, 11:14 AM
Hahahahahahahah Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Wu Corp Rehab Bruh!

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 11:16 AM
haha, Shaking Hands is such an annoying social ritual.

(sorry Firm).

Hate it when cunts i kind of know come up and give me a big firm one, as if we just met for the first time and i actually wouldn't hate conversing with them.

Durag
09-30-2008, 11:18 AM
Handshaking is now a thing of the past.

You need to incorporate Wutang-Corp.com/forums into you life more.


Just a swift "rep" when meeting someone, or "neg rep" if you dont like them is now sufficent i think. Fuck a handshake.

SKAMPOE
09-30-2008, 11:19 AM
U Can Tell Alot From A Person According To The Way The Give U The Pound!

TheWolf
09-30-2008, 11:19 AM
Repped

SKAMPOE
09-30-2008, 11:20 AM
Lmao

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 11:25 AM
Handshaking is now a thing of the past.

You need to incorporate Wutang-Corp.com/forums into you life more.


Just a swift "rep" when meeting someone, or "neg rep" if you dont like them is now sufficent i think. Fuck a handshake.

My thoughts exactly.

Robert
09-30-2008, 11:28 AM
You can tell a lot about a person according 2 duh number of pounds dey holding in duh skin folds (in the dungeon writing scrollz wif duh fird eye closed).

TheWolf
09-30-2008, 11:29 AM
Jigsaw coming through with da meat (jigsaw coming through with da meat)

Durag
09-30-2008, 11:32 AM
^HAHAHAHAHahahahahaha

VZA
09-30-2008, 12:11 PM
Handshakes are mad gay. Especially when guys shake the hands of girls they try to bone.

TheWolf
09-30-2008, 12:13 PM
Handshakes are for inteviews.

Girsl should be kissed, never shaken by the hand.

Cupping the balls of a hemaphrodite your trying to bone is also mad gay.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 12:14 PM
The Verve used to be great

Their first two album are brilliant.

I heard their new album is mediocre at best.

VZA
09-30-2008, 12:21 PM
The new album is fucking terrid, and the verve have always been shit. I'm dissapointed in you, Bateman. Oh by the way, "Bateman's Optician" where I live got vandalised last night and now says "Batman's Optician", I just thought you should know in case you owned it or anything.

http://i38.tinypic.com/2emda0w.jpg

TheWolf
09-30-2008, 12:22 PM
Verve's new album is better than Urban Hymes. Fo sho dog.

SKAMPOE
09-30-2008, 12:29 PM
You can tell a lot about a person according 2 duh number of pounds dey holding in duh skin folds (in the dungeon writing scrollz wif duh fird eye closed).

LMAO

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 12:37 PM
This is the next level:

nNfQ0ORwSDM

Robert
09-30-2008, 12:50 PM
Blood, Blood, Blood......and bits of sick.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 12:51 PM
if there's not a joker in the pack, and somtimes, there is

VZA
09-30-2008, 05:14 PM
Author, visionary, plus actor.

Hahahahahaha.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 11:22 PM
haha

Was that show big in england at all?

Blackula Spectacula
09-30-2008, 11:54 PM
Next level; engagement ring



<3

Longbongcilvaringz
09-30-2008, 11:58 PM
Nevar

EAGLE EYE
10-01-2008, 12:13 AM
leave Pat alone, he was born to be wilder than Bruce Springsteen

Longbongcilvaringz
10-01-2008, 12:19 AM
Guy i know, was placed in a group situation, and asked if he was into 'The Boss'.

In an attempt to save face, he responded enthusiastically.

Later it was revealed by him to me, that he actually had idea who 'The Boss' was!!!

[pb]

SKANK HILL
10-01-2008, 12:27 AM
born to be wild was steppenwolf not bruce springsteen ...

it's hard work mr bateman ...

eiBMltWg2RQ

Blackula Spectacula
10-01-2008, 12:44 AM
Nevar

ooooh i could just imagine you saying that in your aussie accent ... mmm NEVAAAh

Longbongcilvaringz
10-01-2008, 01:23 AM
Oh yeah, NEVAR MATE

(tonearm im watching your video about a dream, thats some next level shit)

SKANK HILL
10-01-2008, 01:34 AM
i once had a dream i was teaching skampoe how to box in my front lawn and he had on a cape and a light blue shirt with a massive S on the chest he drew with a texta ...

Longbongcilvaringz
10-01-2008, 01:45 AM
Dreams about wu corp are next level.

You know you're spending a large portion of your time either thinking about this site, or on here.

I haven't had wu corp dreams for a couple of years.

Hopefully they never return!.

Blackula Spectacula
10-01-2008, 02:03 AM
Pat's accent >>>> Tonearms

SKANK HILL
10-01-2008, 02:14 AM
blackula's carefactor >>>>>> tonearm's carefactor

Blackula Spectacula
10-01-2008, 02:18 AM
Get drunk and go on camera and show us your love bruises from random pub sluts.

SKANK HILL
10-01-2008, 02:22 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/kuztem/DSCF0356.jpg

i wish it was season 09 already :(

crust
10-01-2008, 02:26 AM
random pub sluts=next level shit

Blackula Spectacula
10-01-2008, 02:26 AM
footy ball? (rugby)

SKANK HILL
10-01-2008, 02:29 AM
rugby league ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugby_league (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugby_league)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/kuztem/DSCF0356.jpg

i wish it was season 09 already :(

^^ 8 days later nobody turned up to the next game
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/kuztem/DSCF0415.jpg

SKANK HILL
10-01-2008, 02:31 AM
http://www.leaguehq.com.au/ffximage/2008/03/17/the_hit_wideweb__470x383,0.jpg

the man in the red is laying a massive shoulder onto our former player in the first game of the season this year ... i was THERE ... the green team are our most despised rivals ... i cheered ... the bloke was out for 15 weeks ... riley brown is officialy an eastern suburbs GOD
cJnqaF-IYr4

that's what you get for leaving us for our most hated rival ...

hijacking threads is some next level shiznit

crust
10-01-2008, 02:40 AM
^damn...i bet you that f00l was laid the fuck out after that!!!!

SKANK HILL
10-01-2008, 02:43 AM
LOL nothing happened only this ... 60 minutes later
vjYqOdbvJGY
... souths are a bunch of bitches ... i was so cut i saw rza wearing a souths hat because of russell crowe handing them out ... snoop rapping in a souths jersey means doggystyle has become a door stop

Longbongcilvaringz
10-01-2008, 11:09 AM
I actually got into some league this season.

Shame it's fucking dying.

SKANK HILL
10-01-2008, 12:06 PM
wow ... coming up with our best lineup of the last 10 years was hard!

1 Anthony Minichiello
2 Matt Sing
3 Ryan Cross
4 Justin Hodges
5 Brett Mullins
6 Brad Fittler
7 Adrian Lam
8 Jayson Cayless
9 Simon Bonetti
10 Adrian Morley
11 Bryan Fletcher
12 Craig Fitzgibbon
13 Luke Ricketson

14 Peter Cusack
15 Michael Crocker
16 Anthony Tupou
17 Craig Wing

not bad me thinks

Longbongcilvaringz
10-01-2008, 12:38 PM
The new album is fucking terrid, and the verve have always been shit. I'm dissapointed in you, Bateman. Oh by the way, "Bateman's Optician" where I live got vandalised last night and now says "Batman's Optician", I just thought you should know in case you owned it or anything.

http://i38.tinypic.com/2emda0w.jpg

haha, well A Northern Soul is good to me.

KERZO
10-01-2008, 01:14 PM
yeah rugby's a good game. i played that for a couple of years then played american football in college which seemed like a pussy version of rugby. the helmets and pads make ou feel like a box of coon cheese,lmao

SKANK HILL
10-02-2008, 12:50 PM
wow ... coming up with our best lineup of the last 10 years was hard!

1 Anthony Minichiello
2 Matt Sing
3 Ryan Cross
4 Justin Hodges
5 Brett Mullins
6 Brad Fittler
7 Adrian Lam
8 Jayson Cayless
9 Simon Bonetti
10 Adrian Morley
11 Bryan Fletcher
12 Craig Fitzgibbon
13 Luke Ricketson

14 Peter Cusack
15 Michael Crocker
16 Anthony Tupou
17 Craig Wing

not bad me thinks

i'd love to see that best of team from the last 10 years play against this worst of team from the last 10 years ...

1 Graham Appo
2 Eric Grothe jr
3 Chris Walker
4 Todd Byrne
5 Gavin Lester
6 Brett Firman
7 Brett Finch (c)
8 Chris Beattie
9 Sam Obst
10 George Rose
11 Adam Schubert
12 Mark Edmonson
13 Ashley Harrison

14 Dean Widders
15 Dallas Hood (vc)
16 Steve Crouch
17 Scott Logan

jeez there's some crap in there ... how brett finch can say he played in back to back grand finals is a slap in the face of every decent footballer ... why the fuck ricky stuart persisted with him is a joke ...