Huggasaurus Sex
10-03-2008, 09:38 AM
i will periodically update this thread with useful tips and advice on using your boner to have sex with beautiful women. i hope it aids you in your endless quest for beautiful boner sex.
i will begin by laying down the 3 most fundamental aspects of having boner sex with beautiful women.
1. the woman
this is very simple and straightforward: you must find yourself a suitable woman to have sex with. in this case suitable means beautiful and open to the idea of your boner going into her vagina hole. beautiful women are easy to spot because they're not fat ugly pieces of shit. when you see a beautiful woman you should talk to her and try to get her to have sex with you.
one thing i have to note here is that if you're having sex with ugly women you need to stop doing that and find yourself a hot babe who wants your boner. this is the first step.
2. the boner
this step seems obvious but it's essential and it serves an important purpose. once you've got your beautiful woman you should look at her. look at her tits. and her ass. and her vag. now look at your pants. is there a boner in there? confirm that there is. if not that means your woman is not beautiful enough and you need to go back to step 1.
if you do have a boner in your pants then that means you're ready to have amazing sex with a beautiful woman. but -- and this is crucial -- never forget the boner. limp wiener sex is the worst. if you're having limp wiener sex you need to stop doing that and get yourself a boner.
3. the sex
now that you have your beautiful woman and your awesome boner it's time to have sex. just memorize this sex tutorial and you should be fine:
-insert your boner into her vagina hole.
-pull out a little bit.
-repeat.
there are variations on this that i will discuss in the future but for now just remember that you can't tell your friends you had boner sex with a beautiful woman if there's no penetration. dry humping is not sex. a hand job is not sex. if you are repeatedly thrusting your penis into things that are not natural body orifices then it's not sex and you need to stop doing that.
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more advice will follow. if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
oh and you're welcome.
i will begin by laying down the 3 most fundamental aspects of having boner sex with beautiful women.
1. the woman
this is very simple and straightforward: you must find yourself a suitable woman to have sex with. in this case suitable means beautiful and open to the idea of your boner going into her vagina hole. beautiful women are easy to spot because they're not fat ugly pieces of shit. when you see a beautiful woman you should talk to her and try to get her to have sex with you.
one thing i have to note here is that if you're having sex with ugly women you need to stop doing that and find yourself a hot babe who wants your boner. this is the first step.
2. the boner
this step seems obvious but it's essential and it serves an important purpose. once you've got your beautiful woman you should look at her. look at her tits. and her ass. and her vag. now look at your pants. is there a boner in there? confirm that there is. if not that means your woman is not beautiful enough and you need to go back to step 1.
if you do have a boner in your pants then that means you're ready to have amazing sex with a beautiful woman. but -- and this is crucial -- never forget the boner. limp wiener sex is the worst. if you're having limp wiener sex you need to stop doing that and get yourself a boner.
3. the sex
now that you have your beautiful woman and your awesome boner it's time to have sex. just memorize this sex tutorial and you should be fine:
-insert your boner into her vagina hole.
-pull out a little bit.
-repeat.
there are variations on this that i will discuss in the future but for now just remember that you can't tell your friends you had boner sex with a beautiful woman if there's no penetration. dry humping is not sex. a hand job is not sex. if you are repeatedly thrusting your penis into things that are not natural body orifices then it's not sex and you need to stop doing that.
~
more advice will follow. if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
oh and you're welcome.