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Prolifical ENG
10-03-2008, 06:35 PM
I'm talking about the real fast food Americanized type shit. I'm out of ideas and need to change from usual things.

I don't need the shit of what other Asian or other ethnic food is better, the shit is unhealthy, they cook rat and cats etc.

bring your extra MSG here.
crust
10-03-2008, 07:13 PM
ahhhhh i just had chinese food last night from this awesome place called "young leu's", best chinese food ive ever had. i usually get the orange chicken plate or the lemon pepper chicken, both with lots of white rice.

http://blogchef.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/orange_chicken_1.jpg

or

http://xhaydn.tripod.com/image/16apr.jpg
Prolifical ENG
10-03-2008, 07:36 PM
props....never had this young leus...dont know what the other img is.
TSA
10-03-2008, 07:37 PM
i get a bucket of shrimp friend rice
Paranoid
10-03-2008, 07:38 PM
beef and broccoli

or beef fried rice
Mattlocka
10-03-2008, 07:38 PM
looks good i get egg rolls and fried rice fries with gravey.
FatherSl!me
10-03-2008, 07:49 PM
egg foo yung with a bowl of the house special fried rice ( has shrimp, beef, & chicken)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1329/1071369028_22166e5d35.jpg
sdeblasi
10-03-2008, 08:08 PM
Orange Chicken for sure
12weLvE
10-03-2008, 08:20 PM
Yo believe it or not I worked at a Chinese restaurant for 2 weeks. I was on the phone and I fried cook. He needed me for two weeks while his main worker was on vacation. A lot of people look at the menu and dont know what a lot of those weird names are, but I now know what they are!! lol

My personal favorites:

Orange Chicken (It has to have the orange peals on top of the chicken)
Roast Pork with Mushrooms (The souce the put on it is banging!)
Shrimp W. Garlic Sauce
Shrimp Mei Fung
Fried or Steam Dumplings
Pepper Steak W. Onions
and last
BBQ Spare Ribs
INF
10-03-2008, 08:38 PM
orange chicken
beef and broccoli
general TSO's chicken
Kung pow Chicken (with the peanuts in it)
them spring rolls
crab rangoons
fried rice
that good egg drop soup with them crunchy noodles an shit (lots of them crunchy noodles)

There is this buffet I used to hit up and they had some chicken on a stick but I dont know if that was really chicken yha know

um them noodles is good sometimes I forget what its called but its like spaghetti




I dont fuck with pork in chinese food.


I done played out shrimp fried rice. It aint special anymore.
Sgt Holly Wood
10-03-2008, 08:47 PM
shrimp lomein
wonton soup
fried rice
crust
10-03-2008, 08:47 PM
I dont fuck with pork in chinese food.


word. same here. last time i has sweet n sour pork i fucken puked! hahah
INF
10-03-2008, 08:56 PM
word. same here. last time i has sweet n sour pork i fucken puked! hahah


Yeah man the only food that pork does justice is ITALIAN. Italian food is like Pork's cornerstone.
Visionz
10-03-2008, 10:15 PM
Its all about the General Tso's chicken, I'll fuck around with other shit but that's the one I keep coming back to with the chinese orders
The Ghost
10-03-2008, 10:24 PM
Beef and Broccoli, General Tso's chicken, pepper steak, and shrimp fried rice usually do it for me
Energy Turtle
10-03-2008, 10:47 PM
1 x special fried rice ... got the chicken, pork, big cunt prawns, egg etc...
1 x short soup
1 x ham and chicken rolls
1 x chicken and plum sauce

oh yeah ...

Yeah man the only food that pork does justice is ITALIAN. Italian food is like Pork's cornerstone.

you obviously never had german food
The Void
10-03-2008, 10:51 PM
There was only one place I ate that had this or rather made it the way I like it;
Curry Beef Chow Mein

Other favorites:
Sweet n Sour Chicken
Ginger Beef
Beef n Brocoli
Shrimp Fried Rice
Wonton Soup
Teryaki Chicken
check two
10-03-2008, 11:44 PM
I tend to like one of the most popular items which is chicken and broccoli. The sauce tastes nice, but it's also fine steamed(and plain). Brown rice is good too. White rice sucks.

***Stuff that Prolifical Eng doesn't need
Extra MSG? lol I don't think any of the places use MSG around here unless the person is looking for some side effects. Also, if you're looking for more than a day's worth of calories and sodium, chinese food is good for that. Some of the asian girls that work at the chinese buffets aren't bad looking, and they look like they would be really easy to seduce.
JehovAllah
10-03-2008, 11:57 PM
I'm talking about the real fast food Americanized type shit. I'm out of ideas and need to change from usual things.

I don't need the shit of what other Asian or other ethnic food is better, the shit is unhealthy, they cook rat and cats etc.

bring your extra MSG here.

hahahah good shit

i get spare rib tips with pork fried rice no vegetaboe!!

i say vegetaboe when ordering to mimic them lmao
Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
10-04-2008, 08:41 PM
not all at once:

won ton soup
aromatic duck
aromatic lamb
ribs in barbecue sauce
salt and chili fried squid
salt and chili chicken wings
lemon chicken
chicken or beef with peppers and blackbean sauce
roast duck
crispy pork
ho fun noodles or udon noodles
Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
10-04-2008, 08:42 PM
i say vegetaboe when ordering to mimic them lmao


lol :lmao:
NIGHT MAYOR
10-04-2008, 10:18 PM
sweet n sour pork
specia frie rice
n prawn crackers.

everytime.
JehovAllah
10-04-2008, 11:03 PM
FRIED WONTON AND CHEESE FRIED WONTONS

ANDFRIED CHICKEN WINGS AND FRENCH FRIES
















SKAMPOE FUN FACT #23

''i dont eat any seafood at all exept tuna fish sammich from subways...
and shrimp skampy ''go figure'' from red lobster!!!!



dats it
Bg_Knocc_Out
10-04-2008, 11:42 PM
French fries at an asian resaraunt?



I get some pork fried rice, wonton soup, and general tso's chicken. Perfect meal. I also always deck my rice out in soy sauce, people think I'm weird/gross for putting so much but I can't imagine a good bowl of rice without it.
Olive Oil Goombah
10-05-2008, 01:12 AM
I LOVE chinese food and I order depending where im getting it from....

...it could be General Tao's, sweet & sour chicken or shrimp, Hunan Chicken, Orange Chicken or Beef, Honey Walnut Chicken, Kung Pao Chicken, Mu Shu Beef.....
JehovAllah
10-05-2008, 01:48 AM
French fries at an asian resaraunt?




NO, NO ASIAN RESTAURANTS HERE, WE JUST HAVE LIKE 40,000 RAGGEDY CHINESE SPOTS, THEY SELL SHIT ACCORDING TO THE ENVIORMENT LMAO, THEY EVEN SELL A PUERTO RICAN SIDE DISH OF FRIED PLANTAINS ''TOSTONES''!!
check two
10-05-2008, 02:08 AM
One chinese place I was in, a guy in front of me ordered fried pork, but they had run out of it. So the cook got some roaches that were running around the kitchen and threw them in the burner.
JehovAllah
10-05-2008, 02:09 AM
And Dat Costumer Was U^ Wasnt It!
check two
10-05-2008, 02:15 AM
No, I prefer centipides to roaches.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/59/224376846_6fa9646975.jpg
Soul Poet
10-05-2008, 02:34 AM
orange chicken with steamed rice
sweet n sour chicken
chowmein/ fried noodles
egg rolls

i love chinese food
ForensikZ
10-05-2008, 05:40 AM
fried wings/rice
general tso
fried wontons
wonton/egg drop soup wit crunchy noodles


i like a lot of chinese shit
NY_Mami
10-05-2008, 07:16 AM
I usually get Pork Fried Rice and Chicken Wings......... or Chicken & Broccoli wit' White Rice and Chicken Wings....... but I recently had some BBQ Spare Rib tips wit' Broccoli and Brown Sauce wit' White Rice...... it was good......
Memory Man
10-05-2008, 04:47 PM
Moo-Shi

shredded cabbage and mushrooms with or without meat wrapped in thin flour pancakes with hoisin sauce. the illest.