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36chambers
08-30-2005, 09:45 PM
I found this somewhere on the net, now its everywhere so i thought id post it up here. Its hilarious...

It starts off as some guy from Long Island posts on a local forum that his cell phone got stolen


My cell phone got stolen some time last week.... i just noticed it missing the other day and called up and had it turned off....then it gets good...


well im sitting around today tooling around on the computer and decided to go on my picture mail and see if pics have been sent.... whenever u send a pic to an email address it automatically saves a copy on my sprint website and records the email address..... so guess what i find....yup, the person who stole the guys cell phone has been taking pictures of himself and emailing them to his email address, stupid eh? here are his pics and his ugly ass girlfriend...


http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/1086/84165040389330011ky.jpg

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/1280/84165061509330014ko.jpg

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/5165/8416506598929013lr.jpg

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/7264/8418802470929013zy.jpg

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5868/8418812365310015fn.jpg

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/706/8421265216510010fh.jpg

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/714/8431967258129013ec.jpg

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6756/8431994778129016ab.jpg

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5955/dannya20gl.jpg
^^^bet he regrets those now eh? :D

AND, the thief also makes a home porno with him and his girl, this is all over the net. But u cant see shit. So... by now the guy who got his phone stolen knows what this person looks like, and now he knows his email address and name so he sent him and email saying...

Like to steal cell phones and use them to take pics of yourself and make videos.... HA! guess what pal... i have every pic you took and the videos.... I will be plastering the town with pics of your face, that %!$#*& face and the childs face.... wow thieves really are dumb.... good day pal

oh yeah by the way.... the phone is now just a paperweight and can never be used again...revenge! but you thought this guy couldnt get more stupid, he emails the guy back...

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/2880/untitled9gj0mi.jpg


tut tut, silly boy.

the person who got his phone robbed has filed a report with the police and is set to go 2 a small claims court to get justice, but i think justice has been served already! thousands of people all over the world have been emailing this guy.

people have been hittin his myspace up too:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=25759599&Mytoken=20050826124027

plus, this guy and his ugly girl has been photoshopped 2 hell, check some out...



http://k04.com/pics/194433323382640_l.jpg

the girl...

http://img108.imagevenue.com/loc20/th_5e3_dannysgirlhead.jpg
ouch!

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7379/gaydannyparade1934iq.jpg

http://members.shaw.ca/xsap/uni.jpg

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/2609/dannysuck9uq.jpg

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/8488/dannytranny7tx.jpg

http://k04.com/pics/damj10101.jpg

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8568/cumskankdanny9qt.jpg

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/6955/dannycowbell0nd.gif

http://k04.com/pics/bush_danny.gif

http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/3658/dannydiapers6rw.jpg

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6808/dannynapoleondynamite35vl.jpg

http://k04.com/pics/616162sds43r.jpg

http://k04.com/pics/dwy001.jpg


http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/1692/dvillage8jy.jpg


http://k04.com/pics/kerrydanny.jpg

http://k04.com/pics/danny-siren.gif

http://k04.com/pics/dannyboost.jpg


Theres hundreds of photoshop pics here at some board:
http://www.sternchat.com/~sterncha/boards/showthread.php?t=38494&page=16&pp=20



Theres a lesson here kids, if your going to steal someones cell phone, DONT take pics of yourself and email them to people!

Classic shit.


Peace

Prolifical ENG
08-30-2005, 09:48 PM
LMAO :slutty:

36chambers
08-30-2005, 09:48 PM
fuck thats prob the biggest post ive ever made, please read it. its classic shit. ive heard this story has gotten onto the local news in the USA and this guy is known everywhere around the world right now, and it only came out yesterday, haha!

JASPER
08-30-2005, 09:55 PM
HAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


haahhaa

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

link me to that page

SurreaL
08-30-2005, 09:57 PM
haha

TUCO
08-30-2005, 09:59 PM
LMAO
OMG!!!!

peace

SurreaL
08-30-2005, 10:02 PM
That's classic.

36chambers
08-30-2005, 10:15 PM
email this guy and give him shit, ull get some stupid ass reply.

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
08-30-2005, 10:20 PM
GODDAMN LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO damn just damn

Chief 'Broom
08-30-2005, 10:23 PM
Everybody post your replies from your email to him.

LORD ZERO
08-30-2005, 10:23 PM
Lmao Damn Yo Hahahahaha

Ten Fold
08-30-2005, 10:23 PM
funniest shit i ever seen online..

-GNC

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
08-30-2005, 10:36 PM
found his girl myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=8046470&Mytoken=20050826124027

Butter
08-30-2005, 10:42 PM
haha classic.

i sent that girl a message LOL!

triggahappy187
08-31-2005, 01:28 AM
He better find that cat an fuck him up

Razorsharp
08-31-2005, 01:35 AM
HAHAHA....LMAO...wow....nice!!!!!!!!

unome
08-31-2005, 01:54 AM
lamo

Unforgiven
08-31-2005, 01:56 AM
i wanna add him to my myspace account just to make fun of this dumbass cat, is it just me or are people nowadays just fucking stupid?

urbanlegendmf
08-31-2005, 02:56 AM
The Guy Who Stole The Phone Is The Man

Fragmented
08-31-2005, 05:00 AM
lol the guy who stole the phone might as well go jump off a birdge he';s fucked now lol

SurreaL
08-31-2005, 05:02 AM
Still funny.

Soul Controller
08-31-2005, 08:57 AM
dope post Adam!

rofl all day with this shit

peace

36chambers
08-31-2005, 09:13 AM
greatest ownage of all time? i think so....

SurreaL
08-31-2005, 09:16 AM
oh yeah, lol.

36chambers
08-31-2005, 09:32 AM
someone just made a priceless, check it... great shit

http://k04.com/pics/prclessdnny.gif



:lmao:

SurreaL
08-31-2005, 09:35 AM
lol.

36chambers
08-31-2005, 09:37 AM
http://k04.com/pics/dannybounce.gif

;)

SurreaL
08-31-2005, 09:37 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha.

SurreaL
08-31-2005, 09:39 AM
damn man, that shit is fucking funny, this guy probly won't touch a computer for a looooong ass time.

36chambers
08-31-2005, 09:42 AM
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2057/dannyaquino6vh.jpg

http://k04.com/pics/danny-6flags.gif

SurreaL
08-31-2005, 09:44 AM
hahaha.

36chambers
08-31-2005, 09:55 AM
it goes on and on...

http://k04.com/pics/dannyad5202_17.jpg


this kid must be crying by now.

JASPER
08-31-2005, 10:10 AM
He has been contacted trough email by a local police department and he's saying he found the phone on a street corner ahahahahahahah

Jeru
08-31-2005, 10:13 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LMFAO :lmao:

36chambers
08-31-2005, 10:17 AM
He has been contacted trough email by a local police department and he's saying he found the phone on a street corner ahahahahahahah
:lmao:

this guy is digging a deeper and deeper hole he wont be able to get out of, should be on America's dumbest criminals or something.

JASPER
08-31-2005, 10:19 AM
Everyone is going to recognise him. He's going to need plastic surgery

Jeru
08-31-2005, 10:19 AM
http://k04.com/pics/danny-6flags.gif
HOLY SHIT THIS ONE KILLED ME :lmao:

JASPER
08-31-2005, 10:21 AM
HOLY SHIT THIS ONE KILLED ME :lmao:WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA






AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA


AHAAHAHHahhAHHAAAAAAAA HAAHA Hahahaa ahhahahahahahaha aha ah aha

Jeru
08-31-2005, 10:23 AM
WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA






AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA


AHAAHAHHahhAHHAAAAAAAA HAAHA Hahahaa ahhahahahahahaha aha ah aha
Just like that :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Queen Of Poetry
08-31-2005, 10:23 AM
That is hilarious!!!!!!

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
08-31-2005, 10:29 AM
http://k04.com/pics/dannybounce.gif

;)
aight i'm dead now LMFAO LMFAO

JASPER
08-31-2005, 10:32 AM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaa

WuBanga36
08-31-2005, 10:33 AM
Classic.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
08-31-2005, 11:07 AM
roflll what a homo bird

RADIOACTIVE MAN
08-31-2005, 11:27 AM
lmao read the google results of this shit hahahahaha

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=danny+aquino&btnG=Google+Search

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
08-31-2005, 11:37 AM
shit anybody got the video of this shit? LOL

Reggie_Noble
08-31-2005, 11:47 AM
My dick betta den urz

100pr00f
08-31-2005, 12:09 PM
http://k04.com/pics/dannyballs.gif

Reggie_Noble
08-31-2005, 12:11 PM
holy shit, are those his balls or just a humongous hemroid?

froth
08-31-2005, 12:13 PM
Classic

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
08-31-2005, 12:15 PM
holy shit, are those his balls or just a humongous hemroid?
balls

100pr00f
08-31-2005, 12:19 PM
http://k04.com/pics/Dannygirl-pee.gif

100pr00f
08-31-2005, 12:22 PM
http://k04.com/pics/danny-girl-busted.gif

Reggie_Noble
08-31-2005, 12:23 PM
ballsDamn, that's nasty

Jeru
08-31-2005, 12:23 PM
LMFAO :lmao::lmao:

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
08-31-2005, 12:28 PM
http://k04.com/pics/danny-girl-busted.gif


DAMN LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO just damn

RADIOACTIVE MAN
08-31-2005, 12:31 PM
http://k04.com/pics/danny-girl-busted.gif

hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha omg rofllll so fucking harddddddd


-dead-

PolitiC
08-31-2005, 12:31 PM
ahaha ohh shit thats nasty

classic shit

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-31-2005, 12:40 PM
DAmn what a fucking Moron!!!!

is everyone emailing him these pics???

we should flood his inbox with them!!!!

LMAO Classic 36

Skellington
08-31-2005, 12:43 PM
LMAO,what a sucker , good shit 36 HAHAHA damn....-dead-

Roman Deini
08-31-2005, 12:55 PM
like shifter im dead too of laughing.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
08-31-2005, 01:14 PM
http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/1332/tartkart6ai.jpg

roflll

RADIOACTIVE MAN
08-31-2005, 01:16 PM
shit anybody got the video of this shit? LOL
there ya go

http://errorke.zattevrienden.be/crook.mov

LadySnowBlood
08-31-2005, 01:22 PM
I wish I had found that mofo fooling aorund!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid fuck... really!

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
08-31-2005, 01:22 PM
there ya go

http://errorke.zattevrienden.be/crook.mov
wow what a idiot :lmao: lol especially at the end

LadySnowBlood
08-31-2005, 01:28 PM
doesnt help that hes ugly as fuck thsi idiot...
his bitch looks even worse

LORD ZERO
08-31-2005, 01:59 PM
Rolflmao, Classic Shit, Nuff Said Lol

-dead-

Reggie_Noble
08-31-2005, 02:01 PM
I saw butt-cheeks, maybe a penis.... truly an amateur

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-31-2005, 02:06 PM
what an idiot

eVoL
08-31-2005, 03:13 PM
i rememba when i was a junior or senior in high school one of those fat blue nokias was stickin out of a fatgirl's purse, so i took it and showed it to my homie bobby, then i proceeded to throw it on the ground as hard as i could and it exploded, shit was like nagasaki. then we ran away giggling

WU-KILLAH
08-31-2005, 03:41 PM
classic shit ! props for the post ahahah !!!

mashqauck
08-31-2005, 03:55 PM
fucking dumb ass cheesehead.

Ronin
08-31-2005, 04:49 PM
rofl what a fag, i hope he dies

i hate people that steal

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-31-2005, 05:01 PM
Karma Is Good!!!

Big Bad Man
08-31-2005, 06:17 PM
Hhahahaha!

Big Bad Man
08-31-2005, 06:18 PM
He shoulda just got some cunt lethal wit graphics to put up homo pics n shit. Reportin his ass was kinda homo. Rest had me in stitches though. Classic.

36chambers
08-31-2005, 07:21 PM
He shoulda just got some cunt lethal wit graphics to put up homo pics n shit. Reportin his ass was kinda homo. Rest had me in stitches though. Classic.
nah man, hes done the right thing. Not only is this guy getting humiliated all over the Internet... meaning hundreds of thousands of people have seen these pics etc, hes taking this thief to court and getting money out of him.

I dont think it gets any better than that does it? This is one of the greatest things ever on the net, this and porn :D

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
08-31-2005, 07:23 PM
^hahahahahaha

agent10304
08-31-2005, 07:29 PM
thieves fucking suck and all need an ass-whooping
stealing my shit that i bust my ass day in and day out to afford
classic bust on that piece of shit who tries to be Rico Suave with his busted ass girl

JASPER
08-31-2005, 07:30 PM
I can imagine this guy wants his phone back. I mean, he's a night shift store clerk.

mashqauck
08-31-2005, 07:33 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/akabobbyd/cancerhead.jpg

she has cancer like me and jasper, feel our wrath bitch cheesehead.

My First Timbs
08-31-2005, 08:14 PM
funny

36chambers
09-01-2005, 05:22 PM
this is most def a classic thread, i wanna remember this shit in years to come.

ill give it a few more days and place it in the classic forum :D

Mr_Chopsticks
09-01-2005, 05:29 PM
BWAAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck tard thats classic shit

Fr@z
09-01-2005, 06:08 PM
Lmao hahaha

Mr_Chopsticks
09-01-2005, 06:15 PM
http://k04.com/pics/danny-6flags.gif
http://k04.com/pics/dannybounce.gif
http://k04.com/pics/danny-girl-busted.gif
http://k04.com/pics/Dannygirl-pee.gif

OMMMMGROFLMFAOPAOTP!!! I didn't see these ROFLMFAO!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-dead-

Fr@z
09-01-2005, 06:18 PM
^Lmfao hahahahahahahah

Sherz
09-01-2005, 06:41 PM
hahahhahaa... this whole thread kills me..hahaha

Jeff Hansen
09-01-2005, 06:41 PM
This is going to be in the classic section? Oh, kewl.

http://www.wutangcorp.com/showthread.php?t=2187

~Jeff Hansen

chiba
09-01-2005, 07:20 PM
:point: OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
talk about fuckery to the extreme :lmao:

yo the girl " =K= "on his mypage account friends list is pretty naughty ahah :looking:

peace

Jeff Hansen
09-01-2005, 09:55 PM
This thread is going to be placed inside the classic section of the Wu-Tang Corporation Forum? Oh, kewl.

http://www.wutangcorp.com/showthread.php?t=2187

~Jeff Hansen

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
09-02-2005, 09:31 AM
lol that is pretty funny

Create
09-02-2005, 04:18 PM
Hahahha This Is Classic Material

King Callabah
09-02-2005, 04:20 PM
LMMFAO! OH GOD DAMN!!!!! LMFAO *chokes* OH SHIT! thats some classic ass shit, fuck

Jeff Hansen
09-02-2005, 04:58 PM
This thread is going into the classic section of the Wu-Tang Clan Corporation forum? Oh, kewl.

http://www.wutangcorp.com/showthread.php?t=2961

~Jeff Todd Hansen

WolfMan
09-02-2005, 06:34 PM
lmfaooooooooooooo :lmao:

hahaha, funniest shit in a loong time

tical2000
09-02-2005, 06:50 PM
http://k04.com/pics/dannyballs.gif

this is the funniest thing I have ever seen

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
09-02-2005, 07:29 PM
^ what the fuck is that?!?!? Is that thing hanging out 4 real? It's freaking me out

JASPER
09-02-2005, 08:17 PM
Robot slap saliva jet.

Flesh weapon, prolonged time, back alley, 20 skulls.

Gawd
09-02-2005, 09:20 PM
that was awesome

PolitiC
09-03-2005, 05:54 AM
omg this is officially the funniest thread ever

FlamingSwordz
09-03-2005, 07:25 AM
Thanks for the laugh man hahahah.

36chambers
09-04-2005, 11:43 AM
its time this goes in the classics me thinks :D