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DRUM_GOD
10-07-2008, 12:58 PM
Peace

I`m thinking about putting an ad out for a weedcarrier/wingman.What kinda nigga you know gets put on to free random pussy/trees/alcohol and still finds a reason to bounce on you and leave you in awkward situations?

Right now I`m fucking this chick in queens on the side who`s married to some hard rock nigga thats looked up.Meanwhile she has a lesbian lover who is hating on our lil understanding so I thought why not fuck both of them chicks to cement my position?

I needed an alibi so I put my man on.We go back 8 years or so so I figured dude would hold me down.We get out there,and the lesbo chick answers the door with a screw face acting hostile and shit.This bitch was acting sarcastic and commenting on everything,basically being a classic hater.The chick I normally fuck is in the bathroom getting ready.When she comes out,she had the see through on with the stockings and shit.Real slutty porn shit.

My dumb ass let her talk to my man first while I try to loosin up the hostile bitch.Next thing you know,my man is getting brain and shit while i`m still tryna figure the other bitch out.My man busts off in the bitches face and he plops on the couch this faggot nigga is done!!

He did not even please the bitches on some selfish shit.On top of that the nigga wound up bouncing claiming that his girl was calling him.So I go back inside to crib to explain to the females the shit.This is when I found out that he had "dick problems".They later told me he never penetrated them,and barely ate the pussy good. I had always wondered why he never can keep a broad around for long,whereas bitches are walking around with my name tatted on them?

Long stroy short,I smashed both chicks for delf,but I was not "stellar".Considering the hostile bitch,my man deserting me,lack of alibi I did ok.The shit could`ve been way better.Don`t you know on top of that what this dumb nigga did?

This nigga CALLS MY CRIB!!! and my girl picks up the phone!!!! Remember,I was supposed to be with him.I wound up getting away with it scott free,but it took all I had not to go through this niggas face.LOL

Needless to say, I need a wingman.LOL

Must have common sense

Must have blunt rolling skills

If your fuck game is wack,take one for the team and wait for me to get mines off

Have a decent knuckle game because I tend to fuck chicks in strange hoods

That is all

CHRONZ
10-07-2008, 01:14 PM
freaky bitches or just regs?

dezmond
10-07-2008, 01:21 PM
Peace

I`m thinking about putting an ad out for a weedcarrier/wingman.What kinda nigga you know gets put on to free random pussy/trees/alcohol and still finds a reason to bounce on you and leave you in awkward situations?

Right now I`m fucking this chick in queens on the side who`s married to some hard rock nigga thats looked up.Meanwhile she has a lesbian lover who is hating on our lil understanding so I thought why not fuck both of them chicks to cement my position?

I needed an alibi so I put my man on.We go back 8 years or so so I figured dude would hold me down.We get out there,and the lesbo chick answers the door with a screw face acting hostile and shit.This bitch was acting sarcastic and commenting on everything,basically being a classic hater.The chick I normally fuck is in the bathroom getting ready.When she comes out,she had the see through on with the stockings and shit.Real slutty porn shit.

My dumb ass let her talk to my man first while I try to loosin up the hostile bitch.Next thing you know,my man is getting brain and shit while i`m still tryna figure the other bitch out.My man busts off in the bitches face and he plops on the couch this faggot nigga is done!!

He did not even please the bitches on some selfish shit.On top of that the nigga wound up bouncing claiming that his girl was calling him.So I go back inside to crib to explain to the females the shit.This is when I found out that he had "dick problems".They later told me he never penetrated them,and barely ate the pussy good. I had always wondered why he never can keep a broad around for long,whereas bitches are walking around with my name tatted on them?

Long stroy short,I smashed both chicks for delf,but I was not "stellar".Considering the hostile bitch,my man deserting me,lack of alibi I did ok.The shit could`ve been way better.Don`t you know on top of that what this dumb nigga did?

This nigga CALLS MY CRIB!!! and my girl picks up the phone!!!! Remember,I was supposed to be with him.I wound up getting away with it scott free,but it took all I had not to go through this niggas face.LOL

Needless to say, I need a wingman.LOL

Must have common sense

Must have blunt rolling skills

If your fuck game is wack,take one for the team and wait for me to get mines off

Have a decent knuckle game because I tend to fuck chicks in strange hoods

That is all


Are you a white dude?

Cos you sound like it...

Either that or a misguided 'black getto yout'

grow up nigga


peace out bro.........