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supreme M
10-08-2008, 02:56 PM
do you do it?
i dont.... but im really starting too worry about my abillity to not smile

the last couple off days ive been thinking about this, and for example when i arrive work in the morning i say hi to all the girls(and boys, but who the fuck smiles to guys when u say hello?), and ive noticed how most of them smile like their life depands on it when we say hello, but me i just

http://www.ewestlund.com/pushingPosesBlog/busterKeaton_stoneFace.jpg
hi sup

and lmao i starting too think people dont know i like them
they must be thinking damn that dude is mad at me or something, or isent a smile that important?

i mean, i smile when they tell jokes or whateva, but just talking to people about normal things, i look like the pasty dude in the picture above

or is it just girls that smile when they talk?


i need some opinions, light and tips about smiling, seriously no homo

Longbongcilvaringz
10-08-2008, 03:05 PM
I don't really smile much

lol at you smiling at your gay male co workers.

fucking faggit ahhahahaha

Longbongcilvaringz
10-08-2008, 03:07 PM
and lmao i starting too think people dont know i like them
they must be thinking damn that dude is mad at me or something, or isent a smile that important?


Hold up Hold Up Hold up Hold Up Hold up Hold Up Hold up Hold Up Hold up Hold Up Hold up Hold Up Hold up Hold Up Hold up Hold Up Hold up Hold Up

You a faggit?

Or you just scared gay guys from your work don't know you like them?

Because those two things, are like, the same things kid

Cee Oh Vee
10-08-2008, 03:09 PM
i always get told i dont smile. but i usually smile uncontrollably when i greet people.

Longbongcilvaringz
10-08-2008, 03:09 PM
and hahahahaha at your fucking picture


you look extremely fragile.


maybe you dont smile because if you did your glass jaw might disintegrate all over the building.


ever trip like that sometimes?


But seriously for a minute here please, nice tie faggit.

Prolifical ENG
10-08-2008, 03:10 PM
*waits for the one with the notorious "toothy smile" replies*

Longbongcilvaringz
10-08-2008, 03:20 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB9163-713645.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_N8i7UwNQvBg/R2V9ttM4y1I/AAAAAAAAA6c/pNfn-L6m8RI/IMG_0859.JPG

http://www.firekite.com/store/misc/pics/forum13/retard%20toilet%20fishing.jpg

http://cinemasewer.com/images/newyork4.jpg

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/smile_20egghead.jpg

http://www.praschinger.com/galerie_img/PussySmile.gif

http://www.blight.com/~mick/Weblog/licking_pussy.jpg

http://pizdaus.com/pics/rjVGYGv2Iitz.jpg

VZA
10-08-2008, 04:21 PM
I can't fake smile at all, I just look like a rapist, but when I've been talking to someone a couple minutes I tend to smile a lot naturally and it looks less sexually aggressive.

Professor Poopsnagle
10-08-2008, 04:51 PM
If I think of molten vaginas and people from Andorra I can't help but smile.

Longbongcilvaringz
10-08-2008, 04:53 PM
And Mauritius?

Professor Poopsnagle
10-08-2008, 04:56 PM
Mauritanians piss me off to no extent. May they are be raised by transsexual parents.

Longbongcilvaringz
10-08-2008, 04:57 PM
But there are several Mauritians at my work.

What should i do about them?

Professor Poopsnagle
10-08-2008, 05:00 PM
If you want my advice, you should lure them into the janitors room with promises of plastic testicals and malt beer and lock them up for several weeks. You might have to kill the janitor aswell. Those god damned zebra riding frog kissers.

Longbongcilvaringz
10-08-2008, 05:02 PM
I am the janitor.

Professor Poopsnagle
10-08-2008, 05:09 PM
Do you know anything about ethnic cleaning then?

Longbongcilvaringz
10-08-2008, 05:15 PM
Nah, just the regular stuff.

But i might bring it up with CharlesJones at the next meeting of the Ohio Janitorial Union.

Thanks for all the help/

Professor Poopsnagle
10-08-2008, 05:17 PM
No probs homeskillet. Anything for my fellow Peter Gabriel murderers.

Longbongcilvaringz
10-08-2008, 05:19 PM
Yeah Yeah Yeah

What It Do What It Do.

Ya Girl want me produce a demo, it more than that, that's why ya girls got her hand under my balls like a quarter back, whats ya thoughts on that?

Professor Poopsnagle
10-08-2008, 05:22 PM
Arrrggghhhhh

This Is A Tragedy

*pounds Fists On The Pavement In Complete And Utter Anger*

This Causes Me To Express Emotion In Ways Completely Unthought Of In The Past

I'm Going To Throw A Koala Bears Corpse Off Of A Cliff.

Longbongcilvaringz
10-08-2008, 05:23 PM
Caramello Koala

Professor Poopsnagle
10-08-2008, 05:27 PM
I'm going to take an enema of my own cum and then shit it into your shitty Australian beer. You won't even notice the difference and it will get you even more intoxicated.

Vikthor
10-08-2008, 05:30 PM
the wu has made us all miserable
what else do we have in common besides not smiling unless were ballslappin a puss or goin to the balls in a vagina hole?

ive been asked countless times why dont i smile and i usually reply with 'well... gimme sumthin to smile bout bitch!'

then i usually put my hand up like imma lay it down on duh bitch and say
'dont make this rape turn into a murrrrder' but then i do actually get around to smiling cause after i make her laugh she usually lets me play in her naughty area :thumbup:

Longbongcilvaringz
10-08-2008, 05:51 PM
I'm going to take an enema of my own cum and then shit it into your shitty Australian beer. You won't even notice the difference and it will get you even more intoxicated.

You know koalas get high offa the eucalyptus leaves?

Causes huge problems in Klion Jensen's wife backyard.


(yeah i'm talking about her intestines on some "BLAWRA!" shit)

SKAMPOE
10-08-2008, 08:02 PM
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