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J-Cee
10-10-2008, 05:34 PM
when you take a shower then you have to shit after it....what if a girl wants to lick my ass that night..then im fuckt...what a waste.

Prolifical ENG
10-10-2008, 05:43 PM
Have a coffee an hour before your shower so it loosens you up. Then you can do your doo-doo before spreading ya ass cheeks for the hose.

Hollow Dartz
10-10-2008, 05:44 PM
You should always shit before you shower.

Vikthor
10-10-2008, 05:59 PM
this is why ya need some wet wipes in duh bafroom like nelly...
paper does not get doodoo off ya boomboom!

RzaRectum
10-10-2008, 11:23 PM
You should always shit before you shower.
You sayin it like you can always know when you need to shit ahead of time. Since we don't have crystal balls, just mount your ass on the sink like I do and add soap & water. No one will know!

TAURO
10-10-2008, 11:34 PM
That happened to me yesterday, I came out of the shower and then a few moments later I had to take a shit...it's annoying as fuck.

J-Cee
10-11-2008, 01:25 AM
You sayin it like you can always know when you need to shit ahead of time. Since we don't have crystal balls, just mount your ass on the sink like I do and add soap & water. No one will know!

hahah,yes exactly right...i havn't done the sink method yet though....the japanese prolly wouldn't worry about it,dont there toilets have some lil water fountain to clean ya ass instead of toilet paper?

Longbongcilvaringz
10-11-2008, 04:51 AM
This dilemma confronts me know somewhat.

Although i am still at the pre-shower phase.

But i need to have a shower in the next 15 minutes or so.

Life can be tough at some stages throughout it's course.

KERZO
10-11-2008, 05:03 AM
I digg, the worst part is after a shower, yer shit is all slidey/slimey from the water thats perforated your sphincter....not nice :lmao:

blessthedead
10-11-2008, 03:30 PM
when you take a shower then you have to shit after it....what if a girl wants to lick my ass that night..then im fuckt...what a waste.



take another shower before you go out if you think that might happen.

Blackula Spectacula
10-11-2008, 03:40 PM
this is why ya need some wet wipes in duh bafroom like nelly...
paper does not get doodoo off ya boomboom!

Word .. Wet wipes and showering twice a day... thats where its at!

SKANK HILL
10-11-2008, 10:45 PM
just take a dump in the shower ...

Longbongcilvaringz
10-11-2008, 10:50 PM
Done.

food for thought
10-11-2008, 11:03 PM
LMAO at this thread.

this what bored muthafuckers do on a saturdau night huh ?lol

atleast im gettin drunk...

food for thought
10-11-2008, 11:04 PM
by the way threadstarter, if ure contemplating whether or not a girl might lick your ass tonight, u got some homosexual tendencies in you.

Longbongcilvaringz
10-11-2008, 11:09 PM
You have a really really really tough time picking up on various forms of irony, sarcasm and humour my friend.

It has happened in every thread you've posted in

food for thought
10-11-2008, 11:10 PM
shutup bitch. i said i was drinking.

food for thought
10-11-2008, 11:11 PM
n i know u aint goin thru every post i put up.... so shut the fuck up .

Longbongcilvaringz
10-11-2008, 11:12 PM
Generally drinking enhances these things.

food for thought
10-11-2008, 11:15 PM
enhances what things? lol, shut up bitch. that was my point .

Longbongcilvaringz
10-11-2008, 11:16 PM
My point exactly.

food for thought
10-11-2008, 11:17 PM
shut up bitch.

Longbongcilvaringz
10-11-2008, 11:18 PM
Wu Tang are no longer very good.

food for thought
10-11-2008, 11:18 PM
get off my nuts hoe

Longbongcilvaringz
10-11-2008, 11:21 PM
Bullet Proof Wallets was a bad album.

food for thought
10-11-2008, 11:22 PM
loser

Longbongcilvaringz
10-11-2008, 11:23 PM
The Lex Diamonds Story is not worth the material on which it was manufactured.

food for thought
10-11-2008, 11:25 PM
lmao

Longbongcilvaringz
10-11-2008, 11:29 PM
The W was slightly underwhelming, but ultimately, fulfilling.

SKANK HILL
10-11-2008, 11:56 PM
nigger pleeze ...

LORD NOSE
10-12-2008, 12:24 AM
drink my piss and you'll get super powers

food for thought
10-12-2008, 12:28 AM
what,faggot?

go google tsa bitch....

crust
10-12-2008, 01:19 AM
just take a dump in the shower ...

word. thats how i usually do it.

save water and time.

haha.

Longbongcilvaringz
10-12-2008, 01:59 AM
Yeah, like how kramer had the garbage disposal installed in his shower so he could prepare food in there.

2 burds wif da 1 stonez.

SKANK HILL
10-12-2008, 02:04 AM
fr3 stonez if you open up ur fird eye and see duh possuhbilateez ..

KERZO
10-12-2008, 03:12 AM
amazing thread....5 stars....must make sausage roll with tomato ketchup..bye

g_flex
10-12-2008, 07:16 AM
this is why ya need some wet wipes in duh bafroom like nelly...
paper does not get doodoo off ya boomboom!

WORDDDD.....toilet paper dun get all the poop grease off shits gonna linger there till the next poop and turns into soil after sometime

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
10-12-2008, 03:03 PM
my friend danny always does the three S's before he goes out on a date. (when he was still dating, he's practically married now)

that's: Shit, Shower and Shave. in that order.

CHRONZ
10-12-2008, 03:04 PM
yall are nasty !