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Ghost In The 'Lac
10-13-2008, 03:12 PM
I think Ghostface would be a big ol refrigerator covered with all them fridge magnets all over the front. The magnets represent the random nature of his lyrics and shit. And as hes diabetic, he could store all his sugar products for whenever he needs them. Plus Ghost is pretty big and stocky, and tough, like a fridge. Also when you open a fridge it lights up, i dunno what that could be a metaphor for, but maybe like when the dust got him open, he shines, ya dig? And hes kinda secretive, you dont really know whats going on inside there. Until he opens up and shines the light on you.


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/525751702_e84bc071e8.jpg?v=0






http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/5623/rcfridgemagnetsps4.jpg




http://www.woodward-family.com/karenwoodward/uploaded_images/100_2240-750513.JPG

JerseyIronman
10-13-2008, 03:17 PM
Wow the ultimate bored Wu-Stan thread.

Method Man would be a blender, cuz like Meth, a blender has many Methods to its madness, it can purre, chop, mix, grind etc.

ODB would be a garbage can, cuz hes grimey like that. And the garbage can would be filled with nothing but empty 40 ounces and blunts cuz hes crazy grimey like that.

U-God would be a can opener. Thats just obvious

Ghost In The 'Lac
10-13-2008, 03:27 PM
^that was pretty good actually. Ive got a few idea for RZA, but its cappa that im stuck on. And yup he is a general at least for the purpose of this discussion. I had Uey down as the toaster though kid.

Tecknowledgist
10-13-2008, 04:09 PM
GZA would be a TV. he's so visual

raekwon would be a stove. always cookin up hot shit to get your mouth waterin.

inspectah deck would be a hidden house camera. he'll sit back and watch you right, and you can be playin yourself and all that rot, and he'll take you to court after that. cause he's the inspectah.

rza would NOT be the meat-tray in the fridge. he's vegetarian.

masta killa would be the a/c. you never see him, but you can still feel him strike

meth is the kitchen faucet. just check the flow

u-god is the toilet. he always gets shit on.

SHAoLiN LoRD
10-13-2008, 04:23 PM
hahahahha you DORK!


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE A P 0T HEAd....

RADIOACTIVE MAN
10-13-2008, 04:25 PM
lmao wow

Dirty Knowledge
10-13-2008, 04:53 PM
wow lmao

Maccabee Ridah
10-13-2008, 05:31 PM
u-god is the toilet. he always gets shit on.

LOL....:D

Quote of the year..lol

P.E.A.C.E.

Tecknowledgist
10-13-2008, 06:40 PM
i immediately regret typing all that hahaha

Sean
10-13-2008, 06:49 PM
hahahahaahahaa

Ghost In The 'Lac
10-13-2008, 07:40 PM
RZA:

http://www.argos.co.uk/wcsstore/argos/images/9827710A64UC182783M.jpg



Raekwon:


http://www.appliancist.com/belgian-waffle-maker-waring.jpg

"cooking up sum marvellous shit"

zooruka
10-13-2008, 07:50 PM
these threads just keep getting weirder by the minute:mmmyah::'(:'o


peace

The Hound
10-13-2008, 10:11 PM
wadedigital would do well to keep his banning spree up ...

Edgar Erebus
10-14-2008, 06:12 AM
Ghostlaced is worst poster ever.


Ever.



Ruby Dick, Goddess and Pussy-With-Teeth included.

Shogah
10-14-2008, 06:24 AM
Gza should be electric bread knife, cause he is so sharp with his wordplay

By the way Ghostlace, pictures are needless cause we all know how fridgerator looks like.
And these thread is one of the stupidest i've seen lately

Shogah
10-14-2008, 06:27 AM
u-god is the toilet. he always gets shit on.

Lol

Durag
10-14-2008, 07:02 AM
Haha, nice thread!

Masta Killa would be a piece of wood, coz hes got about as much life in him as a piece of wood.

RZA would be a toilet coz hes full of shit

The Void
10-14-2008, 11:40 PM
Cappa would be the fireplace, he's always on fire.

Come Honor Face
10-14-2008, 11:55 PM
This is undoubtedly the dumbest thread I've ver seen on this site. Ghostlace, please kill this shit!

Shogah
10-15-2008, 07:49 AM
Method man should be Butter, because his flow is so smooth

TSA
10-19-2008, 12:56 AM
GZA would be a TV. he's so visual

raekwon would be a stove. always cookin up hot shit to get your mouth waterin.

inspectah deck would be a hidden house camera. he'll sit back and watch you right, and you can be playin yourself and all that rot, and he'll take you to court after that. cause he's the inspectah.

rza would NOT be the meat-tray in the fridge. he's vegetarian.

masta killa would be the a/c. you never see him, but you can still feel him strike

meth is the kitchen faucet. just check the flow

u-god is the toilet. he always gets shit on.
HAHAHAHAhaAHAHAHAHHHHahaAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!

The Gza/genius is so visual that i went for an eye exam and the doctor gave me a burnt copy of Liquid Swords

EAGLE EYE
10-19-2008, 01:11 PM
ahahahhahahahhahahhaahhahaaahahahah!!

food for thought
10-19-2008, 01:21 PM
LMAO at this thread. this shit is marvelous.