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TSA
10-31-2008, 02:22 PM
BeautifulRock takes the cake.

that's the bitchiest, most faggoty name in all the land.
It sounds like he'd throw... hissy fits

INF
10-31-2008, 02:25 PM
snapple

Tage
10-31-2008, 02:30 PM
ThaShaolinAssassin
(http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=30338)

WARPATH
10-31-2008, 02:34 PM
Fermi Paradox.......

C'mon Dawg your doing it wrong.

TSA
10-31-2008, 02:46 PM
ThaShaolinAssassin
(http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=30338)
Wutage

and im not saying that cause he said my name, honestly, i would have said it earlier if i knew he existed (predictable joke but)

but Wutage is a REALLY REALLY gay word

WARPATH
10-31-2008, 02:47 PM
Blackula

What the fuck? Are you the black dracula?

Visionz
10-31-2008, 02:48 PM
the names that I don't even know how to say..... Claaaaaaaaaaa77777 or some shit like that, there's more than one out there

WARPATH
10-31-2008, 02:49 PM
Irondan1

Is there an irondan 2?

INF
10-31-2008, 02:50 PM
Blackula

What the fuck? Are you the black dracula?

the corpse named her that shit I think/:nerdy:

WARPATH
10-31-2008, 02:51 PM
minibumpsh

Even her name says she needs another bump. The sh is unnecessary.

INF
10-31-2008, 02:53 PM
minibumpsh

Even her name says she needs another bump. The sh is unnecessary.


I always thought that was in reference to vaginal bumps

KERZO
10-31-2008, 03:00 PM
Jigsaw....he's named after a gay little puppet..

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3441/2005sawii010lf8.jpg

The Grandmaster
10-31-2008, 03:01 PM
I bet your real proud of your self dooshbag get a life Oh and if there are any girls out there I will fuck you hard and you will have the biggest orgasim of your life and not get pregnet My dick is 10 inches long when I have a boner so contact me my E-Mail is ladysman121236@hotma il.com

11th Chamber
10-31-2008, 03:17 PM
^^ you know who, gets my vote


http://slamonline.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/len_elmore_main.jpg

food for thought
10-31-2008, 03:17 PM
begonogonogo... whatever it is

JASPER
10-31-2008, 03:20 PM
I don't like my Shenkie name, but Tom won't change it anymore.

Tage
10-31-2008, 04:02 PM
Wutage

and im not saying that cause he said my name, honestly, i would have said it earlier if i knew he existed (predictable joke but)

but Wutage is a REALLY REALLY gay word


^hahaha... you fuckin idiot

TSA
10-31-2008, 04:05 PM
Minibumpsh
its one of those words that feel gay coming out of your mouth, like 'boo' where you can taste the gay.

Tonearmterrorwrist
At first i was like, OHHHH clever, faggot, then i realized he's named after a song by, i kid you not, this guy..
http://myspace-938.vo.llnwd.net/00516/83/94/516504938_l.jpg
http://pics.myspaceprofiles.org/236/l/7473236_5.jpg
http://a190.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_27d7fcd15c4036fb187ce5c70762b82d.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=7473236&albumID=54752&imageID=19091695#a=54752&i=7004483)
http://a320.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_dd32a1f5a7c17ff32f58a521ef37545f.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=7473236&albumID=54752&imageID=24219071#a=54752&i=30151958)
his name is DJ rectangle, he waxes his eyebrows and makes horrible mixes for the gay community (true shit)


Blackula- Like slippy said, what the fuck? lol talk about bad taste, that shie just sounds scummy.

Magma- LOL! MAUHG-MAH!

TSA
10-31-2008, 04:07 PM
Shenkie also sucks

check two
10-31-2008, 04:08 PM
Hmmm, now I see why Tonearm Leftnuts talks about homosexuality in so many of his posts. lol

Tage
10-31-2008, 04:10 PM
HAHAHAHAHA... tonearm loves it

BTTR KNG KOOL
10-31-2008, 04:24 PM
zdbAirKsQLY

TSA
10-31-2008, 04:25 PM
LOL! damn. that's fuckin tragic.

JerseyIronman
10-31-2008, 04:38 PM
Alijannu

Tage
10-31-2008, 04:38 PM
bwaaahahahahaa... shiiiiiit!

BTTR KNG KOOL
10-31-2008, 04:40 PM
Alijannu

bend

JerseyIronman
10-31-2008, 04:40 PM
Wutage

Tage
10-31-2008, 04:44 PM
Wutage


JerseyIronman :loser:

JASPER
10-31-2008, 04:47 PM
Actually, I think all your names suck.

JerseyIronman
10-31-2008, 04:49 PM
Ya but BeautifulRock really is a weird name tho, belongs on archaelogy forum

JerseyIronman
10-31-2008, 04:51 PM
The Doctor

JASPER
10-31-2008, 04:53 PM
^ haha your sig reminded me (Shenkie/Jasper)....

Firm Handshakah is ridiculously retarded......
I liked the Humanface better.

JASPER
10-31-2008, 05:07 PM
Yeah, I know I'm dashing and handsome. And when you come to Dutchland, we sure as piss gonna get drunk and gay with minorities. I bet you can't wait to touch my nefkin.

JerseyIronman
10-31-2008, 05:14 PM
Food For Thought

FatherSl!me
10-31-2008, 06:11 PM
saqurahnamishiresjfteb or watever the fuck it says

DUMBO
10-31-2008, 06:14 PM
a lot of wack names in this mother.


D.D.King was an ill name.

Think titties. king of the big titties.

food for thought
10-31-2008, 06:25 PM
JerseyIronman.....real original bro

u wish u were food for thought

JerseyIronman
10-31-2008, 06:27 PM
FatherTime

JerseyIronman
10-31-2008, 06:29 PM
"...."

Visionz
10-31-2008, 06:49 PM
the "i don't like your name,................ no I don't like YOUR name" thread

DUMBO
10-31-2008, 06:56 PM
i don't like your (re)name of the thread.

Tony Bandana
10-31-2008, 08:05 PM
yo a little of topic..

im Tony B i got bitches galore ..you may have a lotta bitches but i got way more ONGH

lol

hey whatz a good site to download free beats from other then limewire?

help a jigga out.

Dokuro
10-31-2008, 08:45 PM
Shrap take the cake he tried to spell sharp but the stupid Canadian fucked it up

WARPATH
10-31-2008, 08:58 PM
Tony Bandana?

You wear a bandana? I always think of punky brewster.

http://blog.oregonlive.com/qpdx/2007/11/punky-brewster.jpg

NIGHT MAYOR
10-31-2008, 09:07 PM
*pedohile voice* I always think of punky brewster.

http://blog.oregonlive.com/qpdx/2007/11/punky-brewster.jpg.

Tony Bandana
10-31-2008, 09:21 PM
.

hahahaha

fuck Slippy The Pimp ..Jigga needz a BustBuster to blow clean the cobwebs off hiz dick howlong its been since he got laid.

ONGHHH

punk bitch

zooruka
10-31-2008, 09:52 PM
ONGHHH



what does ONGH mean ????

Dokuro
10-31-2008, 09:59 PM
ongh na-na na naa

The Hound
11-01-2008, 03:02 AM
ThaShaolinAssassin

SL33
11-01-2008, 03:09 AM
sl33

Shogah
11-01-2008, 07:34 AM
the ultimate worst:- " . . . "
It can't get any worse than that....

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-01-2008, 09:25 AM
i didn't give much thought to my username, it took me 2 seconds to think of it.

DUMBO
11-01-2008, 10:44 AM
the ultimate worst:- " . . . "
It can't get any worse than that....

seems like your primitive brain cannot comprehend the post-alphabet era.

food for thought
11-01-2008, 10:46 AM
drum roll.............................................. .......The Argyle Gargoyle LMAO

Blackula Spectacula
11-01-2008, 10:50 AM
Blackula

What the fuck? Are you the black dracula?

It's Actually Blackula Spectakula ....


But i got it off Kool Keith's Spankmaster.... I like the song. *shrugs*

food for thought
11-01-2008, 10:57 AM
LMAO at Slippy ^

JerseyIronman
11-01-2008, 11:16 AM
The Great Dane

Slippy The Pimp

Fredy Mech

Tony Bandana

prof zooruka

Tonearm Terrorwrist

SL33

Tryxx

Blackula

DR. NICK RIVIERA
11-01-2008, 01:55 PM
hating on Fredy Mech's name is stupid.

He mastered Master Chief, u big dummmmmaaaayyyyyy

Senator C. Palantine
11-01-2008, 02:22 PM
Senator C. Palantine.

Seriously, it's shit.

begongo
11-01-2008, 02:29 PM
begonogonogo... whatever it isyou're complexed by my bare existence

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-01-2008, 02:41 PM
you're complexed by my bare existence


have i missed out on some noods?

Senator C. Palantine
11-01-2008, 02:43 PM
I photoshopped your face on to Patrick's naked pre-pubescent body.

Selling like hot cakes.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-01-2008, 02:56 PM
you better not have!!!! :(:(:(

Tony Bandana
11-01-2008, 04:12 PM
what does ONGH mean ????

Ongh

Jersey IrO.nman N.ever G.etz H.oes

fuckin guy...one too many shotz off peach snappes for you tonight jigga.

ONGHH

Ninja
11-01-2008, 06:25 PM
Mines the best!! =D
Short, simple and straight to the point!!!
=D

JerseyIronman
11-01-2008, 06:28 PM
ninja

Blackula Spectacula
11-01-2008, 07:32 PM
The Great Dane

Slippy The Pimp

Fredy Mech

Tony Bandana

prof zooruka

Tonearm Terrorwrist

SL33

Tryxx

Blackula

JerseyIronman is a pretty stupid name

Olive Oil Goombah
11-01-2008, 07:34 PM
Peter Goesinaya

The Hound
11-01-2008, 07:49 PM
JerseyIronman

check two

Mr. X
11-01-2008, 07:54 PM
Mr. X

Sounds like something out of a shitty B movie.

...wait

SKAMPOE
11-01-2008, 08:23 PM
i think the illest names in here that i've heard are ''SKAMPOE'' and sum other dude named ''EMBRYONIC CRUSADAH"...

thought these two were the most dope!

JerseyIronman
11-01-2008, 08:56 PM
NickyTooch... lol NickyGooch

Mr. X ....lol more like Mr. GAY

SKAMPOE ...more like SKAMP-HOE

EL-OH-EL!!!

FatherSl!me
11-01-2008, 09:43 PM
[quote=JerseyIronman;1368752]NickyTooch... lol NickyGooch

[quote]
:lmao:

TSA
11-01-2008, 10:34 PM
such fags we have here,

listen, if someone says your name sucks don't reply by saying automatically their name sucks when you didn't say it before.

not everything is a personal insult, damn

food for thought
11-01-2008, 10:42 PM
LMAO

TSA u killin me

NY_Mami
11-01-2008, 10:49 PM
Minibumpsh
its one of those words that feel gay coming out of your mouth, like 'boo' where you can taste the gay.

Tonearmterrorwrist
At first i was like, OHHHH clever, faggot, then i realized he's named after a song by, i kid you not, this guy..
http://myspace-938.vo.llnwd.net/00516/83/94/516504938_l.jpg
http://pics.myspaceprofiles.org/236/l/7473236_5.jpg
http://a190.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_27d7fcd15c4036fb187ce5c70762b82d.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=7473236&albumID=54752&imageID=19091695#a=54752&i=7004483)
http://a320.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_dd32a1f5a7c17ff32f58a521ef37545f.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=7473236&albumID=54752&imageID=24219071#a=54752&i=30151958)
his name is DJ rectangle, he waxes his eyebrows and makes horrible mixes for the gay community (true shit)


Blackula- Like slippy said, what the fuck? lol talk about bad taste, that shie just sounds scummy.

Magma- LOL! MAUHG-MAH!

Why his eyebrows look like mines??????......... nah my shits look better.......

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
11-01-2008, 11:02 PM
It's Actually Blackula Spectakula ....


But i got it off Kool Keith's Spankmaster.... I like the song. *shrugs*

i thought u would be a black chick

- but it turns out ur some weird lesbian

SKAMPOE
11-01-2008, 11:04 PM
NickyTooch... lol NickyGooch

Mr. X ....lol more like Mr. GAY

SKAMPOE ...more like SKAMP-HOE

EL-OH-EL!!!
so so sooo corny^ and mad played out shun!:thumbdwn:

DrunkenMasta303
11-02-2008, 12:13 AM
professor rino is stupid as hell
i mean wheres the connection between a prof and a rhino
people are really retarded these days

The Hound
11-02-2008, 12:17 AM
food for thought

STYLE

TeknicelStylez

JerseyIronman
11-02-2008, 01:08 AM
so so sooo corny^ and mad played out shun!:thumbdwn:

ya ive been thinking about it, SKAMPOE is probably the worst name on Wu Corp, just a god awful name.

and Professor Rhino is a really bad name to. like very shitty name. very bad.

http://www.freewebs.com/criticjay/DVD.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 09:33 AM
i thought u would be a black chick

- but it turns out ur some weird lesbian

i'm only half nigger ... my dad is a nigger colombian ... apparently from what Tissa says he abondoned me .. even though we still keep and touch and i saw him this weekend for my b-day :D (which btw my b-day was awesome hehehe) ne way yeah I'm gay for pa bateman.

INF
11-02-2008, 09:52 AM
It's Actually Blackula Spectakula ....


But i got it off Kool Keith's Spankmaster.... I like the song. *shrugs*


nice.


I put Kool Keith in my top 3 list of favorite MC's at the corpse when I used to post there and they almost banned me. straight up.

beautifulrock
11-02-2008, 10:03 AM
It was actually supposed to be beautifulcock but it was a typo and I ran with it.

food for thought
11-02-2008, 10:15 AM
Skampoe.... Better Known As Skankhoe takes the cake IMO

11th Chamber
11-02-2008, 10:34 AM
Blackula is forever labeled a "weird lesbian"











http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/30/rosie_odonnell_fat_dyke_butch_ugly_.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 10:43 AM
i'm good with that

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 10:44 AM
nice.


I put Kool Keith in my top 3 list of favorite MC's at the corpse when I used to post there and they almost banned me. straight up.

cool

Olive Oil Goombah
11-02-2008, 11:10 AM
i'll tell you what name i hate

RzaRectum
11-02-2008, 12:55 PM
I liked the Humanface better.
I'd have to agree with that. dickshaker is just the unfunny alter-ego.

8
11-02-2008, 01:09 PM
ruler zig zag zigalar
:dead:

HANZO
11-02-2008, 01:25 PM
i'll tell you what name i hate

well tell us??

JerseyIronman
11-02-2008, 03:17 PM
HAQ

HAN

RzaRectum

DR. NICK RIVIERA
11-02-2008, 03:54 PM
RzaRectum is a good name. J.Wera approves it.

The Hound
11-02-2008, 03:55 PM
11th chamber

Olive Oil Goombah
11-02-2008, 04:41 PM
speakonitgod

i hate that shit...

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-03-2009, 05:42 PM
wera
fredy mech
bonerfarm jerkerwrists
food for thought
BeautiFlyB
J-Cee
Beautifulrock
CL2iscoming
Truwizdumb

Senator C. Palantine
03-03-2009, 05:43 PM
TheShaolinAssassin
Senator C. Palantine
Art Vandelay
TruWizDumb
Cilvaringz
Magma

ALCATRAZ
03-03-2009, 06:08 PM
Cilvaringz

lol

Art Vandelay
03-03-2009, 06:12 PM
speakonitgod

i hate that shit...


nah, i like speakonitgod. it has that He Hate Me feel to it.

names i hate are ones that have a wu theme to it...

thashaolinassassin
ms.rzarectah
ol' dirty abbot
inspectah dirk
kza
bza
qza
or anybody else that ends there name in "za" so unoriginal

only exceptions to the wu-tang rule are ghostlaced and rzarectum. those are good names




other random ones i hate:

pneumatic
claaa7
cee ooh vee
iove
ladies love cool dan. can't believe he found a name worse than irondan
lucky the wonder dog (where did he go)
L1nks


ones i like:
speakonitgod
punch in punch out
mic tyson
skampoe is cool. that's original
embryonic crusader. i don't even know what that means but i like it

Uncle Steezo
03-03-2009, 06:15 PM
one name to rule them all......

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-03-2009, 06:25 PM
one name to rule them all......

....GaViN.......

GhettoGnom
03-03-2009, 06:31 PM
"..."
Tony Bandana

Uncle Steezo
03-03-2009, 06:32 PM
....GaViN.......



http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/faces/mlk_mainpic2.jpg

Killa BB
03-03-2009, 06:39 PM
This name isn't shitty... I just like to say it...

m i n i b u m P S H !

TruWizDumb
03-03-2009, 06:43 PM
extra emphasis on the "psh"!!!!

Tito_Para Enfrente
03-03-2009, 06:49 PM
i cant think of any names but all of them are whack

RALPH WIGGUM
03-03-2009, 07:03 PM
I thought blackula was from the movie "scream blackula scream" but i guess i was wrong...

check two
03-03-2009, 09:25 PM
GreenPoop!

Art Vandelay
03-03-2009, 10:41 PM
Art Vandelay



i just want to take a minute to defend my name. everyone on here for the most part has some sort of gimmick that really isn't them:

blackula - lesbian
ghostlaced - wigger
emperorles - pedophile
nickytooch - italian
TSA - matt damon in good will hunting. he's a goof off, then when people think he's just an asshole, he makes them look like morons by showing how smart he is (atleast he thinks so)

so, in keeping with the theme of make believe, jason alexander played the fictional george costanza on seinfeld. the fictional george costanza used the even more fictional "art vandelay" as a fake name and even used it as an alias one time.

so in coming up with a fictional version of my real self for wu-corp, i chose to use a fictional person's fictional person.

maybe if i joined a seinfeld forum, i would choose bobby digital as my alter-ego.

Tage
03-03-2009, 10:50 PM
BeautifulRock takes the cake.

that's the bitchiest, most faggoty name in all the land.
It sounds like he'd throw... hissy fits


nah beautifulrock is gangsta... check it...


http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/42/l_26587147b0744cc48cd0afc7e863ff3a.jpg


check it!

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-03-2009, 10:53 PM
Emperor LES is God's real name.

The Hound
03-03-2009, 11:01 PM
i really have noticed the way GHOSTLACED is on TSA's dick this month ... heavily on his dick

KaramelSundae
03-03-2009, 11:08 PM
minibumpsh = venereal diease

begonogonogo... whatever it is
^ yup

I thought blackula was from the movie "scream blackula scream" but i guess i was wrong...

I thought it was from a La the Darkman...

EAGLE EYE
03-03-2009, 11:12 PM
KaramelSundae is interchangeable with "Happy Ending"



I like it.

Visionz
03-03-2009, 11:18 PM
and who doesn't like happy endings?

drippie k
03-03-2009, 11:30 PM
drippie k

Art Vandelay
03-03-2009, 11:39 PM
i almost added you, but left you off my most hated list

check two
03-03-2009, 11:55 PM
SteelersBurgh

begongo
03-04-2009, 10:56 AM
Tage

Durag
03-04-2009, 11:01 AM
Theres a guy called Wu Tang Kills G Unit, and some else called OB4CL2. Most likely homosexuals though.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-04-2009, 11:35 AM
Whatever happened to HAN?

He was a good fellow.

Senator C. Palantine
03-04-2009, 11:36 AM
Han
Lucky
Whers

Where The Fuck Y'all At?!?!?

Durag
03-04-2009, 11:37 AM
Yeah wheres Lucky been at, one of THE dopest hip-hop shop posters here and a cool fellow. No homo.

Tage
03-04-2009, 11:39 AM
Whatever happened to HAN?

He was a good fellow.



he still posts. just mainly in the sports and vatican forum.

Guarded By Martyrs
03-05-2009, 08:46 AM
Han
Lucky
Whers

Where The Fuck Y'all At?!?!?

I leave for 2 seconds and you start panicking ?!?!?!

Senator C. Palantine
03-05-2009, 09:26 AM
Not me.

You're mum was paincking in bed last night.


































































































































http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O3u6jq90g3w/Rlg-wTIvWSI/AAAAAAAAA9M/T_0-cD_MLq4/s400/fugees_1.jpg

Guarded By Martyrs
03-05-2009, 09:51 AM
Ok just checking.

Little rusty are we ?

Durag
03-05-2009, 09:54 AM
http://thejosevilson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/timeincgayteens.jpg

EAGLE EYE
01-31-2014, 06:27 PM
Lmao @ the first post of this thread

Longbongcilvaringz
01-31-2014, 09:17 PM
yo a little of topic..

im Tony B i got bitches galore ..you may have a lotta bitches but i got way more ONGH

lol

hey whatz a good site to download free beats from other then limewire?

help a jigga out.

hahaha

APOLLO STASH
01-31-2014, 09:39 PM
longbongcilvaringz

SKAMPOE
01-31-2014, 10:57 PM
nah, i like speakonitgod. it has that He Hate Me feel to it.

names i hate are ones that have a wu theme to it...

thashaolinassassin
ms.rzarectah
ol' dirty abbot
inspectah dirk
kza
bza
qza
or anybody else that ends there name in "za" so unoriginal

only exceptions to the wu-tang rule are ghostlaced and rzarectum. those are good names




other random ones i hate:

pneumatic
claaa7
cee ooh vee
iove
ladies love cool dan. can't believe he found a name worse than irondan
lucky the wonder dog (where did he go)
L1nks


ones i like:
speakonitgod
punch in punch out
mic tyson
skampoe is cool. that's original
embryonic crusader. i don't even know what that means but i like it
:learning:
i just want to take a minute to defend my name. everyone on here for the most part has some sort of gimmick that really isn't them:

blackula - lesbian
ghostlaced - wigger
emperorles - pedophile
nickytooch - italian
TSA - matt damon in good will hunting. he's a goof off, then when people think he's just an asshole, he makes them look like morons by showing how smart he is (atleast he thinks so)

so, in keeping with the theme of make believe, jason alexander played the fictional george costanza on seinfeld. the fictional george costanza used the even more fictional "art vandelay" as a fake name and even used it as an alias one time.

so in coming up with a fictional version of my real self for wu-corp, i chose to use a fictional person's fictional person.

maybe if i joined a seinfeld forum, i would choose bobby digital as my alter-ego.dope:beer:

Art Vandelay
02-01-2014, 04:14 AM
Haha. Jesus Christ I don't even remember writing that manifesto on Wu-corp user names. I really put a lot of time into that. Haha. That the post of someone who wasn't getting laid at that point in time.

SKAMPOE
02-01-2014, 12:03 PM
Lmao