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Senator C. Palantine
11-02-2008, 05:29 PM
Aight, aight, peep this shit.

You, like, wake up and shit.

And your in a room and shit.

Theres nothing in the room and shit, except 5 men. One black. One White. One Jew. One Asian. And one who is Prodigy from Mobb Deep.

There is also a gun on a table infront of you.

The men are all of similar age and have no distinguishing features. They're all wearing nothing except a pair of Wu-Wear boxers (we keep it Homo-Free like that, Knamean?)

A voice comes over the tannoy telling you that you must kill one of them, and the decision must be yours.

The voice also informs you that one of these men is guilty of terrible crimes and four are innocent.

Who do you shoot and why?

Dokuro
11-02-2008, 05:34 PM
i make them line up single file and take out an auger



resistance2 is guna fuck kick ass

Senator C. Palantine
11-02-2008, 05:34 PM
^^

Never killed a man in real-life.

Faggit.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-02-2008, 05:35 PM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8564/batmanrobinthreadsucksbh8.jpg

Senator C. Palantine
11-02-2008, 05:37 PM
Would it help if Blackula came through and made a bad joke?

Olive Oil Goombah
11-02-2008, 05:38 PM
Not even that could save this deformed piece of shit.

Senator C. Palantine
11-02-2008, 05:39 PM
Now that is a damning verdict.

But, respected.

Thankyou, Nicky.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-02-2008, 05:42 PM
welcome

http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20051125/wobmori1125/_done_1125morita.jpg

INF
11-02-2008, 05:43 PM
I'm just trying to see how this is all homo free when you put these dudes in Boxers and then you go one up beyond that to say that these mf's got Wu Boxers.....

naw man , this thread is just for Wera and Begongo except for on saturday when Wera be bumping that Caturday thread. Word up to that caturday thread.

Senator C. Palantine
11-02-2008, 05:46 PM
I'm just trying to see how this is all homo free when you put these dudes in Boxers and then you go one up beyond that to say that these mf's got Wu Boxers.....




Someone didnt get the Wu boxers they asked santa for at christmas '97.

The Hound
11-02-2008, 05:49 PM
i'd kill myself ...

Killa BB
11-02-2008, 05:51 PM
It depends, Senator... Which one of the 5 men are you?

Senator C. Palantine
11-02-2008, 05:52 PM
i'd kill myself ...


Read these lyrics and reconsider...

It's a ghetto love story I'm in love with life
Of the rich and Infamous, Ferrari's and Ice
Lamborghini bikes, they ain't make those yet
I'm still waiting for that 700 Benz
I do it for my niggas in the dead and in the pens
Just when you think this shit's over
That's when this shit begins
This the Bronx, this Harlem, Brooklyn and Queens
That 'New York State of Mind' where you're popping 'em thangs

Senator C. Palantine
11-02-2008, 05:54 PM
It depends, Senator... Which one of the 5 men are you?

C'mon now STYLE, you still mad at TheWolf?

Tage
11-02-2008, 06:03 PM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8564/batmanrobinthreadsucksbh8.jpg


http://plausibletech.com/delivers.jpg

IrOnMaN
11-02-2008, 06:05 PM
You gotta get away

Senator C. Palantine
11-02-2008, 06:07 PM
You gotta get away


:frusty:

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 06:11 PM
I'd reach over and light up a smoke, the lighter casting an ominous glow on my pale white skin as I inhale while thinking of killing Prodigy for every Mobb Deep release besides Hell On Earth.

As I exhale the golden smoke of buddah, I reach for the gun and scratch my chin with it "like a psycho nigga" much to the disgust of Wu Boxer wearing dude number 2. He rushes in but my shaolin blow of death crushes his weak like clock radio speakers throat with one blow BLAOW.

I sit down Wu boxer guys 1, 3, 4 and Prodigy, telling them we're gonna play a game. Getting up I chuck 36 Chambers on my Technic 1200's and loop the torture skit over and over, challenging Prodigy to a game of Russian Roulette like that out of Deer Hunter.

I hand him the gun. He shoots. Nothing.
He hands me the gun. So I turn and blow his fucking head off.

I turn to Wu Boxer dudes 1, 2 and 3, forcing them to make love to Prodigy's lifeless body while screaming "THIS IS FOR EVERYTHING POST 2000 YOU MONTY LOOKING FUCK", while I recite the lyrics to "half way crooks".

The end.

IrOnMaN
11-02-2008, 06:11 PM
I always keep a shotty cocked right beside by bed when I go to sleep. I'm dead serious!

Senator C. Palantine
11-02-2008, 06:12 PM
^^

Correct answer.

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 06:14 PM
I always keep a shotty cocked right beside by bed when I go to sleep. I'm dead serious!

I always sleep with a gang raped Prodigy right beside my bed when I go to sleep. I'm dead serious!

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 06:20 PM
Would it help if Blackula came through and made a bad joke?

Now why you gotta hate on a girl who isn't really a secondary?

JerseyIronman
11-02-2008, 06:25 PM
http://super-genius.org/images/worst_thread_ever.jpg

Killa BB
11-02-2008, 06:27 PM
C'mon now STYLE, you still mad at TheWolf?

I'm not STYLE, I'm Style's love interest... and even with that said... you know I still got mad love for you Wolfy... Just like these chicks...

JpWtjJactKY

IrOnMaN
11-02-2008, 06:38 PM
What's up, Style? How ya going?

Killa BB
11-02-2008, 09:49 PM
How ya going???? What the fuck are you asking?

IrOnMaN
11-03-2008, 09:37 AM
Style, I'm asking you how are you doing.

:-/

begongo
11-03-2008, 01:47 PM
I'm just trying to see how this is all homo free when you put these dudes in Boxers and then you go one up beyond that to say that these mf's got Wu Boxers.....

naw man , this thread is just for Wera and Begongo except for on saturday when Wera be bumping that Caturday thread. Word up to that caturday thread.
why would you think so low of me? I mean for real

I never cheered and barely ever posted in threads of secondaries, not even the ones that loads of people started believing were legit (e.g. TheWolf) ... let alone these unfunny ones

just check any Tryxx, Senator C, TheWolf, food for thought, Queen Of Poetry, BeautifulyB etc threads ... you never see me posting there for fucks sake

begongo
11-03-2008, 01:49 PM
here's a good one to revive the thread:

you're locked in a room with 1 snake, 1 tiger and 1 white person

you have a gun with 2 bullets ... who do you shoot?

INF
11-03-2008, 01:52 PM
I'm sorry Beggie......I'm sorry.


I was high when I said it if it make you feel any better.

WARPATH
11-03-2008, 02:39 PM
here's a good one to revive the thread:

you're locked in a room with 1 snake, 1 tiger and 1 white person

you have a gun with 2 bullets ... who do you shoot?


The white person and the tiger (the deadliest, no racism). Then I eat the snake. (no homo)

Sgt Holly Wood
11-03-2008, 02:55 PM
i'll tell prodigy "yo kill all these fucking morons asap u sickle cell having midget muthafucka or else i'll have that nigga saigon (the other black guy) snuff ur head of ur shoulders like last time but this time with this goddamn glock biatch!!!!!!!!"



EZ!!