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DJMethods
11-02-2008, 09:04 PM
Hi wuCorp!

I was in a meeting for the past hour or so with my boss and the human resources girl. All was going good but all of a sudden she started giggling. She whispered something to my boss and I assumed it was just about work and he started laughing too.

I am a very serious businessman and took offence to this. I wondered why were they laughing what did I do! I thought I had something on my face or between my teeth and it made me really self concious.

They continued with the meeting and she just burst out laughing again.

I stood up for myself and demanded to know what was funny! She tried to control her laughter but couldn't, then my boss said "you look like a pidgeon".

I was hurt, I am a good worker and they insult my looks because I look like a pidgeon? I'm very attractive in my eyes and it hurt my self esteem, so I left work early and am now at home. I think i'm going to quit.

Do I look like a pidgeon?

http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg

food for thought
11-02-2008, 09:05 PM
LOl, YES U DO

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 09:07 PM
Nooooo thats not you hahahahah no way

supreme M
11-02-2008, 09:07 PM
hahahaha hell yeah

food for thought
11-02-2008, 09:08 PM
Lmao

netscape check two
11-02-2008, 09:08 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/402010493_b911ee9e41.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 09:09 PM
lmao omg if it is him ... lmaooo he has to be lying about all those girls

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 09:09 PM
Thanks guys.

after 4,000+ posts I think I'd earned not to be abused. I may never come back now.

faggots

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 09:12 PM
I just got a message from one of my co-workers saying "Dont shit on my car"

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 09:12 PM
lies... you'll be back

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 09:13 PM
I just got a message from one of my co-workers saying "Dont shit on my car"


sonned

food for thought
11-02-2008, 09:14 PM
no life

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 09:15 PM
I got another one "now i know where all the bread went"

This is why work places get shot up fo real.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-02-2008, 09:16 PM
hahahhaah/....wtf???

Methods? i lost all respect for you!

but yea they are right man. the resemblence is uncanny

Olive Oil Goombah
11-02-2008, 09:17 PM
dammit!

altho nobody would set themselves up like that on wucoorp

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 09:18 PM
they should play Sporty Theivz when Dylan walks into the office

NOOOO PIIIGGEEOOONS

eBmrAeh7s0c

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 09:18 PM
Fucking faggots

supreme M
11-02-2008, 09:20 PM
You'll live, go find one of those creepy guys who feed pigeons in the parks and give him a lap dance. Make his day.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-02-2008, 09:20 PM
Dj's like a mad cunt

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 09:21 PM
you could also pass for a penguin Dj Methods

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_returns/danny_devito/batman.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
11-02-2008, 09:22 PM
someone else said it

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 09:30 PM
For those that recognise the genius stay recognising.

For those that dont you're faggots like TSA anyway

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2008, 09:33 PM
http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9920/20080606morganfreemanjebn2.jpg
































http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg









































http://www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2008/m08/y178741435999656.jpg

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 09:39 PM
Always predictable.

Prolifical ENG
11-02-2008, 10:08 PM
Hahahahahahaa

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2008, 10:17 PM
Dont worry Mr. DJMETHODS,


Forest Whitaker is gonna kill us all for sonning one of his favorite pigeons!


http://blogs.theage.com.au/schembri/dog.jpg

Art Vandelay
11-02-2008, 10:21 PM
the only thing separating you from a pigeon is those fucking eyebrows. you look like bert from sesame street.

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2008, 10:27 PM
they should play Sporty Theivz when Dylan walks into the office

NOOOO PIIIGGEEOOONS

eBmrAeh7s0c


HAHA what a memorable one hit wonder they were

Killa BB
11-02-2008, 10:40 PM
Leave him alone... He's famous!

http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg

http://www.meeko.org/disney/valiant/images/poster.jpg

Cooooooo!

Art Vandelay
11-02-2008, 10:44 PM
actually, after looking at your picture again, pigeons should be offended by that comment, not you

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 10:47 PM
50 Cent

TSA
11-02-2008, 10:51 PM
LOL! Dj Methods has just regained status in my book AHAHAAhahAAHahahH!

Art Vandelay
11-02-2008, 10:56 PM
LOL! Dj Methods has just regained status in my book AHAHAAhahAAHahahH!


thank god for that. we all know how important it is to be looked greatly upon by a virgin...that is if you don't count the little kids he molests

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2008, 10:59 PM
http://content9.flixster.com/photo/10/80/88/10808835_gal.jpg

HE IS A BRAVE SOUL.....

NY_Mami
11-02-2008, 11:02 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!......... YES........ Don't worry....... there is cosmetic surgery......

But that was VERY unprofessional of her....... Somethings you just don't do.......

TSA
11-02-2008, 11:03 PM
^
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh148/meiki-squared/August%202008/1519762133_36b0c4ae57.jpg

Killa BB
11-02-2008, 11:04 PM
50 Cent

ME

http://a275.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_d5710bd16fc489aa2a2cacdb33379cd2.jpg

+ FITTY CENT

http://www.sydentcent.com.au/files/events/50Cent%20PR%20310.jpg

= NO MATCH



DJ METHODS

http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg

+ PIGEON FACE

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images22/PigeonFaceCloseUpBeak1.jpg

= MATCH

TSA
11-02-2008, 11:05 PM
^
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Godfrey_comedian_LF.jpg

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 11:06 PM
ME

http://a275.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_d5710bd16fc489aa2a2cacdb33379cd2.jpg

+ FITTY CENT

http://www.sydentcent.com.au/files/events/50Cent%20PR%20310.jpg

= NO MATCH



DJ METHODS

http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg

+ PIGEON FACE

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images22/PigeonFaceCloseUpBeak1.jpg

= MATCH

50 Cent.

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 11:06 PM
Tissa's still uglier than pigeon boy

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 11:07 PM
I use Blackula's vagina like a bird seed feeder.

Art Vandelay
11-02-2008, 11:08 PM
TSA and DJ Methods





http://www.oneinchpunch.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/pigeon-and-monkey.jpg

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2008, 11:09 PM
nah...


Terrell Owens


http://www.politopics.com/uploaded_images/Terrell-Owens-712514.jpg

Killa BB
11-02-2008, 11:09 PM
Tiss... wassup with the Money Green name color change... is that ANOTHER fucking user group??? I'm losing track of the colors...

TSA
11-02-2008, 11:19 PM
LOL at 1% for dummies, i think i saw that, or these burritos are causing me to hallucinate.

Killa BB
11-02-2008, 11:23 PM
^
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Godfrey_comedian_LF.jpg

50 Cent.

nah...


Terrell Owens


http://www.politopics.com/uploaded_images/Terrell-Owens-712514.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/targetfail.jpg

11th Chamber
11-02-2008, 11:25 PM
[CENTER]ME

http://a275.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_d5710bd16fc489aa2a2cacdb33379cd2.jpg

+ FITTY CENT

http://www.sydentcent.com.au/files/events/50Cent%20PR%20310.jpg



HAHAHAHA please never do that side by side again

I bet you cant pronounce your T's either

Blackula Spectacula
11-02-2008, 11:28 PM
I use Blackula's vagina like a bird seed feeder.

This threads fake obviously, this isn't his real photo .. I ruined it :D



Good night!

Killa BB
11-02-2008, 11:32 PM
This threads fake obviously, this isn't his real photo .. I ruined it :D



Good night!

Well it's even funnier if he looks worse.. who's got a real pic of the Meth???

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 11:40 PM
I've posted one before.

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 11:46 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2hrmrf6.jpg

The type of youth to rob ya for ya shoes

Bg_Knocc_Out
11-02-2008, 11:50 PM
they should play Sporty Theivz when Dylan walks into the office

NOOOO PIIIGGEEOOONS

eBmrAeh7s0c

Is that fucking Guru in that video at 22 seconds in? I only watched the video up till like the 2nd verse.

11th Chamber
11-02-2008, 11:52 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2hrmrf6.jpg

The type of youth to rob ya for ya shoes

No way that kid doesnt live in a starved russian town

DJMethods
11-02-2008, 11:55 PM
I'll take you outta them Reebok pumps and sell the laces for weed.

SKAMPOE
11-03-2008, 02:12 AM
Is that fucking Guru in that video at 22 seconds in? I only watched the video up till like the 2nd verse.
hoh shit it is lmao

Robert
11-03-2008, 02:49 AM
Hahahahaha! Brilliant!

The wucorp masses really are the dumb, deaf and blind.

Teachin duh seedz.

8
11-03-2008, 02:06 PM
*with an old man's voice* oh no, it's the pidgeon-man!!!!!!!!

WARPATH
11-03-2008, 03:34 PM
Hi wuCorp!

I was in a meeting for the past hour or so with my boss and the human resources girl. All was going good but all of a sudden she started giggling. She whispered something to my boss and I assumed it was just about work and he started laughing too.

I am a very serious businessman and took offence to this. I wondered why were they laughing what did I do! I thought I had something on my face or between my teeth and it made me really self concious.

They continued with the meeting and she just burst out laughing again.

I stood up for myself and demanded to know what was funny! She tried to control her laughter but couldn't, then my boss said "you look like a pidgeon".

I was hurt, I am a good worker and they insult my looks because I look like a pidgeon? I'm very attractive in my eyes and it hurt my self esteem, so I left work early and am now at home. I think i'm going to quit.

Do I look like a pidgeon?

http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg

LOL, ofuck.

ilzPotent
11-03-2008, 03:53 PM
I got a fried beak with mah chicken wings!!


Thas not Methods...{:(

WARPATH
11-03-2008, 03:55 PM
Isn't methods that Chinese dude wiff long hair like classic jet li?