I got laughed out of a meeting :(

[DJMethods]

Hi wuCorp!

I was in a meeting for the past hour or so with my boss and the human resources girl. All was going good but all of a sudden she started giggling. She whispered something to my boss and I assumed it was just about work and he started laughing too.

I am a very serious businessman and took offence to this. I wondered why were they laughing what did I do! I thought I had something on my face or between my teeth and it made me really self concious.

They continued with the meeting and she just burst out laughing again.

I stood up for myself and demanded to know what was funny! She tried to control her laughter but couldn't, then my boss said "you look like a pidgeon".

I was hurt, I am a good worker and they insult my looks because I look like a pidgeon? I'm very attractive in my eyes and it hurt my self esteem, so I left work early and am now at home. I think i'm going to quit.

Do I look like a pidgeon?

http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg

[food for thought]

LOl, YES U DO

[BlahCulo]

Nooooo thats not you hahahahah no way

[supreme M]

hahahaha hell yeah

[food for thought]

Lmao

[check two]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/402010493_b911ee9e41.jpg

[BlahCulo]

lmao omg if it is him ... lmaooo he has to be lying about all those girls

[DJMethods]

Thanks guys.

after 4,000+ posts I think I'd earned not to be abused. I may never come back now.

faggots

[DJMethods]

I just got a message from one of my co-workers saying "Dont shit on my car"

[BlahCulo]

lies... you'll be back

[BlahCulo]

I just got a message from one of my co-workers saying "Dont shit on my car"


sonned

[food for thought]

no life

[DJMethods]

I got another one "now i know where all the bread went"

This is why work places get shot up fo real.

[Olive Oil Goombah]

hahahhaah/....wtf???

Methods? i lost all respect for you!

but yea they are right man. the resemblence is uncanny

[Olive Oil Goombah]

dammit!

altho nobody would set themselves up like that on wucoorp

[BlahCulo]

they should play Sporty Theivz when Dylan walks into the office

NOOOO PIIIGGEEOOONS

eBmrAeh7s0c

[DJMethods]

Fucking faggots

[supreme M]

You'll live, go find one of those creepy guys who feed pigeons in the parks and give him a lap dance. Make his day.

[Olive Oil Goombah]

Dj's like a mad cunt

[BlahCulo]

you could also pass for a penguin Dj Methods

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_returns/danny_devito/batman.jpg

[Olive Oil Goombah]

someone else said it

[DJMethods]

For those that recognise the genius stay recognising.

For those that dont you're faggots like TSA anyway

[Rob Swanson]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9920/20080606morganfreemanjebn2.jpg
































http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg









































http://www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2008/m08/y178741435999656.jpg

[DJMethods]

Always predictable.

[Prolifical ENG]

Hahahahahahaa

[Rob Swanson]

Dont worry Mr. DJMETHODS,


Forest Whitaker is gonna kill us all for sonning one of his favorite pigeons!


http://blogs.theage.com.au/schembri/dog.jpg

[Art Vandelay]

the only thing separating you from a pigeon is those fucking eyebrows. you look like bert from sesame street.

[Rob Swanson]

they should play Sporty Theivz when Dylan walks into the office

NOOOO PIIIGGEEOOONS

eBmrAeh7s0c


HAHA what a memorable one hit wonder they were

[BeautiFlyB]

Leave him alone... He's famous!

http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg

http://www.meeko.org/disney/valiant/images/poster.jpg

Cooooooo!

[Art Vandelay]

actually, after looking at your picture again, pigeons should be offended by that comment, not you

[DJMethods]

50 Cent

[TSA]

LOL! Dj Methods has just regained status in my book AHAHAAhahAAHahahH!

[Art Vandelay]

LOL! Dj Methods has just regained status in my book AHAHAAhahAAHahahH!


thank god for that. we all know how important it is to be looked greatly upon by a virgin...that is if you don't count the little kids he molests

[Rob Swanson]

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/10/80/88/10808835_gal.jpg

HE IS A BRAVE SOUL.....

[NY_Mami]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!......... YES........ Don't worry....... there is cosmetic surgery......

But that was VERY unprofessional of her....... Somethings you just don't do.......

[TSA]

^
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh148/meiki-squared/August%202008/1519762133_36b0c4ae57.jpg

[BeautiFlyB]

50 Cent

ME

http://a275.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_d5710bd16fc489aa2a2cacdb33379cd2.jpg

+ FITTY CENT

http://www.sydentcent.com.au/files/events/50Cent%20PR%20310.jpg

= NO MATCH



DJ METHODS

http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg

+ PIGEON FACE

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images22/PigeonFaceCloseUpBeak1.jpg

= MATCH

[TSA]

^
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Godfrey_comedian_LF.jpg

[DJMethods]

ME

http://a275.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_d5710bd16fc489aa2a2cacdb33379cd2.jpg

+ FITTY CENT

http://www.sydentcent.com.au/files/events/50Cent%20PR%20310.jpg

= NO MATCH



DJ METHODS

http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg

+ PIGEON FACE

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images22/PigeonFaceCloseUpBeak1.jpg

= MATCH

50 Cent.

[BlahCulo]

Tissa's still uglier than pigeon boy

[DJMethods]

I use Blackula's vagina like a bird seed feeder.

[Art Vandelay]

TSA and DJ Methods





http://www.oneinchpunch.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/pigeon-and-monkey.jpg

[Rob Swanson]

nah...


Terrell Owens


http://www.politopics.com/uploaded_images/Terrell-Owens-712514.jpg

[BeautiFlyB]

Tiss... wassup with the Money Green name color change... is that ANOTHER fucking user group??? I'm losing track of the colors...

[TSA]

LOL at 1% for dummies, i think i saw that, or these burritos are causing me to hallucinate.

[BeautiFlyB]

^
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Godfrey_comedian_LF.jpg

50 Cent.

nah...


Terrell Owens


http://www.politopics.com/uploaded_images/Terrell-Owens-712514.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/targetfail.jpg

[11th Chamber]

[CENTER]ME

http://a275.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_d5710bd16fc489aa2a2cacdb33379cd2.jpg

+ FITTY CENT

http://www.sydentcent.com.au/files/events/50Cent%20PR%20310.jpg



HAHAHAHA please never do that side by side again

I bet you cant pronounce your T's either

[BlahCulo]

I use Blackula's vagina like a bird seed feeder.

This threads fake obviously, this isn't his real photo .. I ruined it :D



Good night!

[BeautiFlyB]

This threads fake obviously, this isn't his real photo .. I ruined it :D



Good night!

Well it's even funnier if he looks worse.. who's got a real pic of the Meth???

[DJMethods]

I've posted one before.

[DJMethods]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2hrmrf6.jpg

The type of youth to rob ya for ya shoes

[Bg_Knocc_Out]

they should play Sporty Theivz when Dylan walks into the office

NOOOO PIIIGGEEOOONS

eBmrAeh7s0c

Is that fucking Guru in that video at 22 seconds in? I only watched the video up till like the 2nd verse.

[11th Chamber]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2hrmrf6.jpg

The type of youth to rob ya for ya shoes

No way that kid doesnt live in a starved russian town

[DJMethods]

I'll take you outta them Reebok pumps and sell the laces for weed.

[JehovAllah]

Is that fucking Guru in that video at 22 seconds in? I only watched the video up till like the 2nd verse.
hoh shit it is lmao

[Robert]

Hahahahaha! Brilliant!

The wucorp masses really are the dumb, deaf and blind.

Teachin duh seedz.

[8]

*with an old man's voice* oh no, it's the pidgeon-man!!!!!!!!

[WARPATH]

Hi wuCorp!

I was in a meeting for the past hour or so with my boss and the human resources girl. All was going good but all of a sudden she started giggling. She whispered something to my boss and I assumed it was just about work and he started laughing too.

I am a very serious businessman and took offence to this. I wondered why were they laughing what did I do! I thought I had something on my face or between my teeth and it made me really self concious.

They continued with the meeting and she just burst out laughing again.

I stood up for myself and demanded to know what was funny! She tried to control her laughter but couldn't, then my boss said "you look like a pidgeon".

I was hurt, I am a good worker and they insult my looks because I look like a pidgeon? I'm very attractive in my eyes and it hurt my self esteem, so I left work early and am now at home. I think i'm going to quit.

Do I look like a pidgeon?

http://i33.tinypic.com/ao7tw1.jpg

LOL, ofuck.

[ilzPotent]

I got a fried beak with mah chicken wings!!


Thas not Methods...{:(

[WARPATH]

Isn't methods that Chinese dude wiff long hair like classic jet li?