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DUMBO
11-04-2008, 10:09 AM
two weeks ago i quit going to work - i just quit showing up. it was a joke, i was going in to work on my own laptop when i could stay home and do the same thing. so i didn't say anything to anyone, i just quit going.

last week i was supposed to submit two reports: i didn't bother. instead i played dead space and hit on girls in my neighbourhood. by 3 pm i was drinking guinness at my local jamaican bar and shouting at cnn corresponds with old west indian men with no job.

today i am completing one of the reports, and playing dead space, which is fucking awesome btw.

i think this is a power move: i have all the data needed to complete the project and all the abilities that these bitches don't so i'm just taking my sweet asss time. but maybe its a gateway to unemployment, mental illness and poverty? what do you think.

btw, i have a sick scholarship and so don't need the money/job or anything but my dick and balls.

Tyler Durden
11-04-2008, 10:10 AM
I do power moves too.

Hadouken

Durag
11-04-2008, 10:11 AM
Great idea, id love to work from home, could drink, puff joints, listen to hip-hop, masterbate as you work!

DUMBO
11-04-2008, 10:11 AM
oh yeah, my "boss" is a really nice guy.

DUMBO
11-04-2008, 10:13 AM
Great idea, id love to work from home, could drink, puff joints, listen to hip-hop, masterbate as you work!

exactly why i did it. right now i'm watching the news, making maps - i masterbated a bit earlier, and i'm planning to post up at the vietnamese restaurant and hit on some bitches by noon.

Durag
11-04-2008, 10:20 AM
That sounds like heaven. Maybe in a few years i might be able to do that, ive only been here a few months yet, and i spend most of my day driving, so its not like they'd miss me.
*prayes*

Tage
11-04-2008, 10:26 AM
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/robert817/Midgets/badass8zz.jpg

ilzPotent
11-04-2008, 12:37 PM
I know dem mok....

KERZO
11-04-2008, 02:47 PM
Heres my kinda power move -

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3032/2628684150_530ff5a359.jpg

Cola on the double....NOW!!!