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EAGLE EYE
11-06-2008, 09:12 PM
Remember everyone, size + weight is an issue. The best jockey's of the kentucky derby are some short brolic looking dudes. Im really surprised holly wood hasnt stuck a bunch of no pussy getting testosterone fueled jockies into a big brother situation type house hold.

Here's what your typical jockey looks like:


example a:
http://a.bebo.com/app-image/6897787515/5411656627/PROFILE/i.yaquiz.com/img/q/u/08/04/23/Mccoy.jpg

(tiny elf-like, creepy eyes and just over all pissed off)

They are basically glorified midgets with a skill...





My picks for jockeys are the following:




Prodigy (the name says it all)
http://hiphopdom.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/pgunsss.jpg




cappadonna (he fits the criteria ... like the height and weight class plus he'd have different outfit for every race)
http://bp1.blogger.com/_NRTG3laoLXo/SIAygDa3klI/AAAAAAAAMbA/y7ebB9B41b8/s400/457457nma80.jpg

Cappadonna



Fabolous(i saw this douche perform live, but didnt know he was gonna be the opening act, and from my observations he wears risers in his shoes for press photos cuz the dude is short as fuck, plus he's already been kicked in the mouth by a horse in mexico which is why his lip looks like that, and thats basically the equivalent of being able to take a punch to the face in boxing so this douche is a shoe-in.)
http://addicted2fashion.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/fabolous.jpg






I look forward to any contributions to this thread,

... and dont act like you didnt love the noreaga turkey thread. Im gonna make a construction paper hand-trace turkey for this thanksgiving and glue his face on it and hang it on my fridge.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-06-2008, 09:22 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/plies-mtv.jpg

Mr. X
11-06-2008, 09:40 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1064/1333716165_728160b323.jpg

peedi crack

EAGLE EYE
11-06-2008, 10:07 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/plies-mtv.jpg

is that plies?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1064/1333716165_728160b323.jpg

peedi crack


good choice but horses get spooked by bubbles

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-06-2008, 10:08 PM
that's plies alright. There is no way he could be worse at jockeying than he is at rapping

Prolifical ENG
11-06-2008, 10:40 PM
bushwick bill obviously

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Bushwick_Bill_pic.jpg/200px-Bushwick_Bill_pic.jpg

TAURO
11-06-2008, 10:50 PM
Ja Rule

Mic Tyson
11-06-2008, 11:05 PM
buckshot

EAGLE EYE
11-06-2008, 11:13 PM
Ja Rule

buckshot



hahahahah basically anyone that stunted their growth at an early age.

drippie k
11-07-2008, 05:55 AM
lil wayne...i can see that fucker on the horse with that helmet on

beautifulrock
11-07-2008, 06:12 AM
bushwick bill obviously

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Bushwick_Bill_pic.jpg/200px-Bushwick_Bill_pic.jpg
first thing I thought LOL

Ghost In The 'Lac
11-07-2008, 08:28 AM
http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images/mmnyprincepaul.jpg


http://82muchf00d.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/skee_lo_1996.jpg


http://www.nappyafro.com/B000003R5O.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://blog.rhapsody.com/images/2007/09/19/tribe1_515x_2.jpg



http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p419/bombinmag/Havoc20.jpg