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Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-09-2008, 06:40 AM
Level with me.........

Is it that hard to believe that a super-intelligent sloth escaped from the jungles of South America, made it in the big smoke and developed a taste for rugged and gritty Wutang Clan music?

Is it that far-fetched that said Sloth also finds enjoyment posting on a Wutang forum?

Is it that preposterous that the Sloth in question has a pension for fine French wine and beautiful ladies (of every shade) who swoon at the mere thought of touching his considerable sloth genitalia?

The discrimination against me so far has been unfortunate to say the least.

So what do you guys think?

DUMBO
11-09-2008, 06:43 AM
if you are really a sloth upload some sloth porn. i wanna see that shit.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-09-2008, 06:48 AM
if you are really a sloth upload some sloth porn. i wanna see that shit.

Three-toed or two-toed? I naturally prefer three-toed. However, I have developed a taste for female Homo sapiens. Not too many sloths have onion bottoms.

Perhaps this transition coincided with me taking on more human characteristics as my intelligence grew (Homework: does this support evolution?).

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-09-2008, 06:59 AM
While you people would say Slothy's "deep like the ocean" I would say I'm "deep like the abyssal plains of the ocean floor with vibrant patches of biodiversity surrounding my deep sea vents".

Can you feel the beat?

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-09-2008, 07:01 AM
Boxing is fantastic as long as you don't sustain brain damage. As my brain is a heavenly instrument I only fight in self defense.

I have Mantis Shrimp vision (Homework) when I've had to much San Pedro Cactus.

Tage
11-09-2008, 07:58 AM
not funny robert.

Robert
11-09-2008, 08:08 AM
Wrong Wutage, whatever that means.

INF
11-09-2008, 10:38 AM
no....I guess... I guess anything is possible.....

check two
11-09-2008, 11:16 AM
Slothy brings the realness to the forum.

JerseyIronman
11-09-2008, 11:23 AM
Skampoe's secondary

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-09-2008, 11:30 AM
Skampoe's secondary

Can't comprehend the realness of the Sloth.

Check Two knows whats up.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-09-2008, 11:35 AM
If I'm supposed to believe that The Great Dane is for real, then why not Slothy?

beautifulrock
11-09-2008, 12:36 PM
Skampoe's secondary

obviously it is not skampoe, this person is clearly literate.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-09-2008, 12:39 PM
My diction is impeccable.

Believe what you want but Slothy is real.

beautifulrock
11-09-2008, 12:42 PM
I think I've got it narrowed down to Firm Handshakah, Pat Bateman, and Robby Digital. General Wise is too fat and stupid to come up with something this ingenious.

check two
11-09-2008, 12:44 PM
Slothy,
What do you think of this model posing? Or isn't she your type?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/89276879_a8553abb31.jpg

beautifulrock
11-09-2008, 12:47 PM
that's dead sexy

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-09-2008, 12:51 PM
Hello there Mr. Rock. I see you are a worthy adversary.

I will say this: Never disregard a sloth's word (unless it is a two-toed sloth). We are honest beings by nature.

Hello there Mr. Check Two. That three-toed sloth is actually a male (you knew this of course). I am not a homosexual.

Regardless, I prefer fine latinas with onion bottoms.

Yours,

Slothy Fitzpatrick.

beautifulrock
11-09-2008, 12:56 PM
You have my full support.

Palin/Fitzpatrick 2012

JASPER
11-09-2008, 12:59 PM
Anyone who still doesn't believe he's an actual sloth posting on Wu Corp by now, must be a slobbering retard.

check two
11-09-2008, 01:00 PM
That three-toed sloth is actually a male.


that's dead sexy

}:|

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-09-2008, 01:03 PM
Anyone who still doesn't believe he's an actual sloth posting on Wu Corp by now, must be a slobbering retard.

I like your style Mr. shenkie.

I also noticed that check two. Honest mistake or something more sinister?

beautifulrock
11-09-2008, 01:09 PM
All animals have holes, why discriminate?

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-09-2008, 01:15 PM
Interesting thought.

I suppose since I have indulged in human vagina why is it so abhorent that you would want to fornicate with a sloth?

beautifulrock
11-09-2008, 01:17 PM
My point exactly, close your eyes, it all feels warm and wet.

JerseyIronman
11-09-2008, 01:31 PM
Anyone who still doesn't believe he's an actual sloth posting on Wu Corp by now, must be a slobbering retard.

YOU my friend are the slobbering retard.

If this guy is REALLY a sloth posting on Wu explain to me this one simple thing:

How could type with those claws?

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p130/emmaunit001/kids_saving_sloths1-1.jpg

Hes either the re-incarnation of SKAMPCE, or even more likely Senator Balantine's third-ary account

Robert
11-09-2008, 01:32 PM
Bahahahahahaha! "How could he type with those claws?" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-09-2008, 01:42 PM
YOU my friend are the slobbering retard.

If this guy is REALLY a sloth posting on Wu explain to me this one simple thing:

How could type with those claws?

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p130/emmaunit001/kids_saving_sloths1-1.jpg

Hes either the re-incarnation of SKAMPCE, or even more likely Senator Balantine's third-ary account

There are humans with no hands that can type with there feet. This outside the square Mr. Ironman.

Yours,

Slothy.

THE MASON
11-09-2008, 01:43 PM
i was wondering how hed type but then realized i only use one finger type for the most part,

sloth gotta be able use one claw at a time no? might not be the fastest typer, or hes got one of those Stephen Hawkins things that some types what hes thinking

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-09-2008, 01:45 PM
i was wondering how hed type but then realized i only use one finger type for the most part,

sloth gotta be able use one claw at a time no? might not be the fastest typer, or hes got one of those Stephen Hawkins things that some types what hes thinking

Hello there friend. Good to see you using your third eye.

Yours,

Slothy Fitzpatrick.

check two
11-09-2008, 02:26 PM
Yeah, plus there are humanoid women out there with longer nails than Slothy, and they are able to do all sorts of things that you wouldn't think they could.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-09-2008, 02:36 PM
haha

I don't know, his IP isn't the same as anyone else as far as i can see.

DUMBO
11-09-2008, 03:12 PM
i was hoping to see the gnash, but upper body is good for now.

The Grandmaster
11-09-2008, 03:23 PM
stfu u fkn slut(pun intended)

11th Chamber
11-09-2008, 03:24 PM
PREACH

http://slamonline.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/len_elmore_main.jpg

Professor Poopsnagle
11-09-2008, 06:46 PM
I wanna cum on some guys. Word life holmes.

Dirty Knowledge
11-09-2008, 11:46 PM
I've seen dentist-related wrestling gimmicks better than this shit.

J-Cee
11-10-2008, 01:12 AM
http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp159/mbailey4357/MailOrder.jpg

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-10-2008, 01:19 AM
I've seen dentist-related wrestling gimmicks better than this shit.

Another chump who can't comprehend the realness.

DJMethods
11-10-2008, 01:41 AM
I'd like to raise a serious issue with the sloth, if I may, Mr Fitzpatrick.

When I was wondering the streets of Argentina in the summer of 94, high off PCP and running from your natural enemy (The bushpubed woman) I discovered something. It was a Sloth in the middle of the road, hunted, dead, and it left an immediate impression on my mind.

It's stomach lining was coming out of it's mouth and kept making farting-like sounds as wind pressed through his nostrils. It hit me then, in between the farting and bleeding, that Sloths would taste pretty good.

I took the Sloth home to my cave and skinned it, using only pubic hairs I had shaven off an Amazon woman from brazil. Then I ate it. Sloth is now a delecacy in Perth, Australia, as you should be well aware, and I can't help but feel like I started this trend.

Do Sloths truely fear the G.O.D?

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-10-2008, 01:48 AM
I'd like to raise a serious issue with the sloth, if I may, Mr Fitzpatrick.

When I was wondering the streets of Argentina in the summer of 94, high off PCP and running from your natural enemy (The bushpubed woman) I discovered something. It was a Sloth in the middle of the road, hunted, dead, and it left an immediate impression on my mind.

It's stomach lining was coming out of it's mouth and kept making farting-like sounds as wind pressed through his nostrils. It hit me then, in between the farting and bleeding, that Sloths would taste pretty good.

I took the Sloth home to my cave and skinned it, using only pubic hairs I had shaven off an Amazon woman from brazil. Then I ate it. Sloth is now a delecacy in Perth, Australia, as you should be well aware, and I can't help but feel like I started this trend.

Do Sloths truely fear the G.O.D?

I am well aware of this alarming trend. It's a global problem.

However, what the media don't want you to know is that a considerable number of humans are butchered and devoured by sloths each year.

Slow and steady wins the race, particularly when sub-machines guns are involved.

So, in answer to your question, no I (nor my slothy counterparts) do not fear the GOD because I am the GOD.