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DJMethods
11-09-2008, 10:50 PM
That jewish bird. She had AFL players pestering her (AFL = NFL status) and she kept rejecting them. Then flew to Perth to fuck me.

We fucked.
We decided "no distance shit" (Mutual, wish i could say it was all me)
I just got an email "I slept with Heath Hocking to get over you and now i regret it. can we talk?"

I got AFL players getting my sloppy seconds. Thats like, you fucking a girl before Brett Farve, then her saying "I want you" after.

Niggaz be big pimping.

EAGLE EYE
11-09-2008, 10:53 PM
ya i bet

DJMethods
11-09-2008, 10:55 PM
Yah

11th Chamber
11-09-2008, 10:57 PM
jewish bird
AFL
Perth
Heath Hocking

??



after re-reading it I think I understand. thats pretty dope

EAGLE EYE
11-09-2008, 10:58 PM
methods could never be this cool


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DJMethods
11-09-2008, 10:59 PM
Heath Hocking is the player. I'll get google pics, dudes pretty ugly I think (Only came to the firsts team last year, been injured heaps).

Wait... maybe I dont wanna post the pics. This dude is hideous.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/lil_rocknroll_angel/Essendon%20Pics/2008_HOCKING_Heath_Profile_medium.jpg

The Hound
11-09-2008, 11:34 PM
why do AFL players look like they've been smacked in the back of the head with a shovel? ...

i fucking hate AFL

11th Chamber
11-09-2008, 11:46 PM
is afl soccer or what?

Longbongcilvaringz
11-09-2008, 11:51 PM
Heath Hocking?

DJMethods
11-09-2008, 11:54 PM
Heath Hocking?



Knighters favourite player.

Also had Leroy Jetta and Heath begging for a threesome on b&f night. And Kyle Reimers had a sexual harrassment claim put in against him from her, from the b&f night as well.

And tom hislop ended up in hospital at the end of the B&F night from a "knife fight" hahaha. gully shit.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-09-2008, 11:56 PM
haha Reimers is a fucking lad.

DJMethods
11-10-2008, 12:01 AM
I've know two girls he's fucked, both are HOT, dunno how he does it, dude is ugggllyyy.

Gotta give props though. I even helped one girl to his car when she was maggotted. I felt like the cops were gonna question me about date rape for atleast 5 weeks after. Turns out she wanted it, so alls good.

prrra718
11-10-2008, 12:51 AM
That jewish bird. She had AFL players pestering her (AFL = NFL status) and she kept rejecting them. Then flew to Perth to fuck me.

We fucked.
We decided "no distance shit" (Mutual, wish i could say it was all me)
I just got an email "I slept with Heath Hocking to get over you and now i regret it. can we talk?"

I got AFL players getting my sloppy seconds. Thats like, you fucking a girl before Brett Farve, then her saying "I want you" after.

Niggaz be big pimping.

more like "niggaz" be corny....herb
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DJMethods
11-10-2008, 01:10 AM
Fire fingers. You wanna battle this out like real gz?

Longbongcilvaringz
11-10-2008, 01:27 AM
Ha

Snapple.

mashqauck
11-10-2008, 01:28 AM
i was heath hocking in the flesh a few months ago

Blackula Spectacula
11-10-2008, 01:45 AM
heath ....


weird name




this heath hocking looks pretty fucking gross

DJMethods
11-10-2008, 01:51 AM
I know, im insulted now. I've expressed my feelings by applying for a job in her name for the CEO position of a football club. Including a paint resume. Cunt.

Still. He plays AFL and I drink lots and masturbate, yet i got in first. Thats still a win.

NIGHT MAYOR
11-10-2008, 02:03 AM
a woman that likes afl..... hahahah

The Hound
11-10-2008, 02:03 AM
is afl soccer or what?

aerial ping pong aka fumble ball aka australian rules

no it's not our national game and thank fuck i live in sydney where AFL is atleast 4th in the pecking order of sports and that's behind women's netball too

worst fucking sport in the world

mashqauck
11-10-2008, 02:05 AM
nah god, the worst sport is the sport with the roombas on ice and the brooms to make them change directions. you don't even have to be an olympian to play it in the olympics

The Hound
11-10-2008, 02:07 AM
is that the one where they roll some shit down the ice and spend the whole time brushing the surface before it gets near it's target?

also i forgot la crosse ... AFL isn't as bad as that, but it's close ...

NIGHT MAYOR
11-10-2008, 02:07 AM
chess, i like chess but realy ? a sport ? get the fuck ouda here

mashqauck
11-10-2008, 02:09 AM
is that the one where they roll some shit down the ice and spend the whole time brushing the surface before it gets near it's target?

also i forgot la crosse ... AFL isn't as bad as that, but it's close ...


yeah I just searched it. it's called curling and it's stupid and unnecessary.

chess, i like chess but realy ? a sport ? get the fuck ouda here

hahaha yeah if we get into 'sports' like this you can talk about sudoku, go, and other dumb shit like that

Longbongcilvaringz
11-10-2008, 02:10 AM
What do you mean it's not our national sport...

I hope your not insinuating that the sport of Rugby League is?

A sport which only exists in sydney today because of poker machines?

AFL is the countries most attended sport, so yeah, i guess it is the national game.

Not that i give a shit, and i don't hate league or anything, it's just Rugby Lite or something.

The Hound
11-10-2008, 02:12 AM
cricket is muh brudderen ...

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-10-2008, 02:28 AM
I always down for a nice game of raquet ball and a freshly squeezed, ice cold lemonade.

mashqauck
11-10-2008, 02:31 AM
We should create Wu-Corp Polo

our team would be unstoppable. Some people wouldn't be able to fit on the horses but that's okay

DJMethods
11-10-2008, 02:32 AM
a woman that likes afl..... hahahah

Works for a club nig nog ;)

NIGHT MAYOR
11-10-2008, 02:39 AM
cricket is muh brudderen ...

its not realy our national spot, its a fucking pommy game

same as fucking union.

NIGHT MAYOR
11-10-2008, 02:40 AM
Works for a club nig nog ;)

nig nog ? i know where you work son, dont make me take a holiday.

yeah when i thort she was a AFL fan i pictured a pregnant chick in a singlet smoking a ciggy and drinking beer.

rofl

DJMethods
11-10-2008, 02:43 AM
nig nog ? i know where you work son, dont make me take a holiday.

yeah when i thort she was a AFL fan i pictured a pregnant chick in a singlet smoking a ciggy and drinking beer.

rofl

Hahahha, give it 5 years and I'll get the bitch there. You know where I work? Haha crazy, dont post it on the main forum.

NIGHT MAYOR
11-10-2008, 02:46 AM
okies

Robert
11-10-2008, 03:05 AM
Why did the thread descend into a fight about sport?

Blackula Spectacula
11-10-2008, 03:06 AM
getting pussy is a sport

Robert
11-10-2008, 03:09 AM
^^Blood sport.

DJMethods
11-10-2008, 03:48 AM
HAHAHA, Robert is gold.

Robert
11-10-2008, 04:37 AM
All up in that pussy wif blud on duh tache.