View Full Version : fat people are invited.

11-10-2008, 11:15 AM
i've decided to apply for a policy analyst job in the Jamaican Tourism Ministry. and i just want to extend an invitation to all fat white wimmen. if hired that will be the niche market i will propose and research.

my basic argument is that white female fat cells power the Jamaican economy and that we have previously mistaken the power of white female lipids for the power of the sugar industry and a brief stint with sweatshop production.

even if i am not hired, fat white females (blackula you are exempt, for now) please do come and visit our white sandy beaches and wonderful nightlife.

blackula, please call back after 26 years of age, or childbirth, which ever comes first.

Prospective senior policy analyst,
Jamaican Ministry of Tourism and Industry

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-10-2008, 11:19 AM
There is more to this strange chap then meets the average wutang fan's half-closed third eye.

11-10-2008, 11:27 AM
All I know is that if you want a mediocre tourism marketing campaign you can have use

'where the bloody hell are you' is free. May work when coupled with Damian Marley

singing this in an impressive Jamaican accent.

11-10-2008, 11:56 AM
Big girl pussy is good.