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Durag
11-14-2008, 10:44 AM
Hes got Blackula and Ilz drooling over him, both claiming him as their own, both flirting with him constantly, both adoring his hair (which i must admit, is kinda sexy in a non gay way)and commenting on his good looks in the picture thread in the vatican.

What is it about Pat?

Yes hes a charming, witty, humerous, strangly attractive man, but what gives him the edge over the rest of us?

Is it the hair?

His humour?

Ilz and Black can i please have some response as i am insanly jealous and want to better myself to Pats standard.





















































http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b122/losttapes/DSC00784.jpg

Its the hair isnt it?

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 10:45 AM
Drooling? lol - I sleep with my mouth closed. Jerk face

Its definitely his hair.

Durag
11-14-2008, 10:48 AM
Knew it. And i didnt mean LITERALLY drooling

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 10:53 AM
LMAO@ both adoring his hair (which i must admit, is kinda sexy in a non gay way)

What kind of hairstyle do you have?

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 10:58 AM
He's a nice guy, very alternative. Yeah the hair .. it's epic. oh the accent .. very sexy.


He's absolutely quirky and i love it!

Durag
11-14-2008, 10:59 AM
Really really short, ive pics of me in the vatican picture thread page 17 or 18 i think. Long hair wouldnt suit me though, i dont have the clear swagga and ultra coolness mr Bateman posseses to pull it off. Sad really.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-14-2008, 11:03 AM
I swear i haven't done anything.

I still haven't got a haircut yet though,

Llaziness?

Or subconscious wu corp pressure not to get it cut?

Robert
11-14-2008, 11:05 AM
I hope your subconscious punches you in the face.

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 11:06 AM
Yea - don't cut it.

I even styled my hair like his one day. My hair is always straight.


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/ilz24/Halloween/STP81889.jpg

Durag
11-14-2008, 11:06 AM
Its subconcious Wu-Corp pressure. That shit will control your life if you let it.

I actually had ANOTHER Wu-Corp dream last nigth. I logged on and Skampoe had returned with hundreds of his crew and flooded gen chat with threads. We were all fearing for our lives.

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 11:14 AM
I hope your subconscious punches you in the face.

ouch. Robert you're so mean.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-14-2008, 11:16 AM
Heavy.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-14-2008, 11:16 AM
I hope your subconscious punches you in the face.

What are you talking about dick weed?

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-14-2008, 11:17 AM
I think the reason this Bateman character is so popular with the ladies is his well defined eyebrows.

Nothing commands attention from the opposite sex then big black bushy eyebrows.

They always deny it, but deep down they can't resist it.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-14-2008, 11:21 AM
You're fucking in love with my eyebrows you fucking creepy faggit.

The Hound
11-14-2008, 11:21 AM
ROADS?

WHERE WE'RE GOIN WE DON'T NEED

ROADS

Robert
11-14-2008, 11:22 AM
What are you talking about dick weed?

Please, call me sir.

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 11:24 AM
wow, it's cute... you have man fans too.

Durag
11-14-2008, 11:24 AM
You're fucking in love with my eyebrows you fucking creepy faggit.

And i, your hair

The Hound
11-14-2008, 11:25 AM
MAKE LIKE A TREE ... AND GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-14-2008, 11:25 AM
You're fucking in love with my eyebrows you fucking creepy faggit.

It was a compliment.

Oh dear, did you just call the god a "faggit"?

REGULATORS MOUNT UP!

begongo
11-14-2008, 11:25 AM
I'm drooling over bateman aswell

The Hound
11-14-2008, 11:27 AM
DOC DOC LISTEN TO ME I CAME BACK ... I CAME BACK FROM THE FUTURE

Longbongcilvaringz
11-14-2008, 11:27 AM
This is my last post in this heavy thread.

Thanks for the admiration Durag, Robert, Slothy, Begongo and whoever else.

Slothy Fitzpatrick
11-14-2008, 11:28 AM
wow, it's cute... you have man fans too.

Correction: I'm a Sloth.

and I don't like the names Mr. Bateman is calling me.

The Hound
11-14-2008, 11:29 AM
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME ... THAT YOU MADE A TIME MACHINE ... OUT OF A DELORIAN?

Robert
11-14-2008, 11:31 AM
This is my last post in this heavy thread.

Thanks for the admiration Durag, Robert, Slothy, Begongo and whoever else.

Sif admiration although I do feel Slothy and Begongo were genuine.

Durag
11-14-2008, 11:45 AM
I'm drooling over bateman aswell

Haha, he really is wu-corps poster boy



Lol at Tonearm

TAURO
11-14-2008, 12:07 PM
Pat Bateman is too godly for us mere mortals, im 6'5 and even I have to look up at him from this perspective....



http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b122/losttapes/DSC00784.jpg

Durag
11-14-2008, 12:10 PM
^Haha, he really is outorworldly

That pic always reminds me of one of those old religios paintings you see in a church with all the rays of light coming from around the head.

Guarded By Martyrs
11-14-2008, 12:19 PM
It is clear to see that Pat is that dude.

His unique hair knows no boundries.
Protecting his high intellect and quick wit-
Combined with his username...Pat holds incredible power

Robert
11-14-2008, 12:21 PM
His hair is controlling him, not the other way round. Believe me, his behaviour has been nothing short of bizarre of late.

;)

Durag
11-14-2008, 12:25 PM
Damn, if i had hair like that, id let it control me, who wouldnt!

You could do irregualr fucked up shit, and blamb it on the hair. Touching womens breasts, masterbating in elevators, shitting on someones car - "it was 'the hair' "

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 12:36 PM
Pat Bateman. Wu corp Dylan McKay. His apathetic carefree attitude is was does it.

At times I'd like to bash his face with a sledgehammer for his ridiculously liberal and anti-Americanness..

But deep down, Pat is the only one on this board who truly understands me.

Its mind control.. Like Rasputin.

Heavy indeed (which he stole from me)...he has stolen many things from me. He is the Hitler to my Mussolini.

Ghost In The 'Lac
11-14-2008, 12:49 PM
Shit DURAG one word...


PAUSE


you got a mancrush or something? a jokes a joke but you really really do sound like you want a piece of him....added to the fact you have a history of posting photos of homo sex.....no wonder so many people jet outta this place

i need to break up this cockfest
pat ur a fag

TSA
11-14-2008, 12:52 PM
I think the reason this Bateman character is so popular with the ladies is his well defined eyebrows.

Nothing commands attention from the opposite sex then big black bushy eyebrows.

They always deny it, but deep down they can't resist it.
AHAHAHAhaHAHahhHAHAHahahHAHahaHH!! Sloth 4 God 2008

i also find roberts posts funny cause of Pat Batemans anger, you can tell he's be programmed by the devil to hate his eyebrows at an early age

TSA
11-14-2008, 01:04 PM
i just fucked up my post.

anyways my original one said Pat's handsome but Jasper is the handsomest guy on here but the difference between them is a douchebag e-personality, so Pat gets the edge with the eyebrows and personality

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 01:16 PM
LOL @ the awful direction this thread has taken...

Rasputin?? HA!!

Robert
11-14-2008, 01:19 PM
Pat Bateman. Wu corp Dylan McKay. His apathetic carefree attitude is was does it.

At times I'd like to bash his face with a sledgehammer for his ridiculously liberal and anti-Americanness..

But deep down, Pat is the only one on this board who truly understands me.

Its mind control.. Like Rasputin.

Heavy indeed (which he stole from me)...he has stolen many things from me. He is the Hitler to my Mussolini.

I got a chuckle out of that.

Robert
11-14-2008, 01:23 PM
If we could get a picture of Pat's housemate here that would be dope. Dude looks like a miniature Bob Dylan.

TSA
11-14-2008, 01:25 PM
hahahahahahahahhahaha, so i've heard.
http://a879.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_702e454c1ceba9aa6ea1103eaf207716.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=751624&imageID=10968911#a=751624&i=369466)

Robert
11-14-2008, 01:32 PM
The little fella even posts on here occasionally. He says "bro" too much. It is pretty "heavy".


anyway, back to the topic at hand.....
http://www.tiga.by/img/photo/4155b.jpg

TSA
11-14-2008, 01:34 PM
^who's that?

http://a863.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/l_ee07cbd9e1d5b66a8f825fc92532e666.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=751624&imageID=3147477#a=751624&i=7778905)

Robert
11-14-2008, 01:35 PM
Someone who I thought looked a little BATEMAN-esque.

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 01:37 PM
He does...lol!!! Robert - dude, you find the oddest things

TSA
11-14-2008, 01:39 PM
oh, i thought it was the roommate
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050906/16/2592937679.jpg&usg=AFQjCNE9QhjJibow3kuZ8_MdXpI07D5nig

Robert
11-14-2008, 01:40 PM
He does...lol!!! Robert - dude, you find the oddest things

I just typed in "eyebrows big" into google images and this came out. The likeness is uncanny.

TSA
11-14-2008, 01:42 PM
i got this

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/324928901_a719da2259.jpg?v=0
which is more Batemanesque, down to the attire

TSA
11-14-2008, 01:43 PM
and

http://chipmunkapublishing.co.uk/shop/images/BIG%20DICK,%20Little%20Dick%20pb.jpg

HANZO
11-14-2008, 02:30 PM
so who is this patricio bateman fellow. he sounds like a cunt.

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 03:14 PM
No that looks nothing like my Patty.



Don't hate on the eye brows ppl. They are immaculate!

Tage
11-14-2008, 03:16 PM
I hope your subconscious punches you in the face.


blaow! :ouch:

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 03:19 PM
btw I don't understand the sudden interest in Pat. I e-wifed him up first. Everyone else is just following the trend. I'm such a trend setter.

The Hound
11-14-2008, 03:22 PM
88 MILES PER HOUR

The Hound
11-14-2008, 03:25 PM
how fitting you used the idiot who gets all the sayings wrong ...

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 03:47 PM
hyahaha at that last exchange between tonearm and biff...


Batemans got these hoes in check....commendable. Plus he dont even give em the time o' day. Hilariously abhorrent and delightfully shallow.

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 03:50 PM
btw I don't understand the sudden interest in Pat. I e-wifed him up first. Everyone else is just following the trend. I'm such a trend setter.


e-wifed?? Sweetie, he isn't Norbit. I think he would have to agree before you can make a statement like that...

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 03:53 PM
o yes...

CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 03:55 PM
She's down there picking lint off her carpets .. I don't stoop that low nicky.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 03:56 PM
lol! daaaayum, i so hope someones titty pops out during this scuffle

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 03:59 PM
Probably hers, we all know she jiggles...

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 03:59 PM
Naw naw i'm not going to fight .. Pats already mines.

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 04:00 PM
Probably hers, we all know she jiggles...

Wanna feel mami?

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 04:02 PM
hahahah yes! now strip down and have a tickle fight...

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 04:03 PM
nah, I've already seen it all - the mystery is gone...your chunky

I'm fit as a fiddle.. and I highly doubt you're even his taste.

Easy Mac is microwavable...ICK

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 04:05 PM
*marv albert voice*

YESH, and it COUNTS!!

IrOnMaN
11-14-2008, 04:05 PM
Bullshit!

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 04:17 PM
this is getting ugly .. I dont' fight with ladies.

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 04:17 PM
He probably has a better chance with her.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 04:18 PM
hey fellas, take it somewhere else, your interrupting the catfight

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 04:20 PM
Nicky you antagonistic bastid. Shut your mouth

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 04:22 PM
huh? what? i didnt do anything......i like both of you, im just here to make sure it doesnt escalate

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 04:24 PM
Please... while I may be GU (geographically undesirable), I feel compelled to protect the integrity of Mr. Bateman's character. And being affiliated with woman who show their ugly treasures to the world wide web is just not in his best interest.

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 04:27 PM
Excuse me but i didn't show the world my nudes .. It was heat who exposed me. stop talking about what you don't know. Btw, please stop taking this personal.


I'm not gonna have this "argument". I don't even care.

The Hound
11-14-2008, 04:27 PM
its a Back to the Future reference.......I thought you'd follow...I was wrong I guess? :S

i'm aware ... it's all jokings

wow i haven't used IE for some time ... everything is smooth

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 04:32 PM
Now back to the lecture at hand....

Please... while I may be GU (geographically undesirable), I feel compelled to protect the integrity of Mr. Bateman's character. And being affiliated with woman who show their ugly treasures to the world wide web is just not in his best interest.

Excuse me but i didn't show the world my nudes .. It was heat who exposed me. stop talking about what you don't know. Btw, please stop taking this personal.


I'm not gonna have this "argument". I don't even care.



the nudes have made their first appearance...and certainly not their last.

The Hound
11-14-2008, 04:35 PM
KNOWLEDGE.......its all gravey, I'm Marty Mac-'FLY' guy....hahahaha

brrrrraaaaaaappppp

BTW.....do u know where my Sports Almanac went?

i left it back in 1955

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN SWITZERLAND YA LITTLE SUNUVABITCH

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 04:36 PM
Excuse me but i didn't show the world my nudes .. It was heat who exposed me. stop talking about what you don't know. Btw, please stop taking this personal.


I'm not gonna have this "argument". I don't even care.

I know the whole ugly story. Either way, I'm not arguing and this is the internet...hardly ever serious. Unless I'm being abusive. I'm seriously abusive. I actually defended you to them.


I'm sure its the first time you ever sent anyone your nudes but because Mr. Bateman is of still pure here, he can't be tainted with the title Blackula e-husband. Sorry Pat - look away


^O^

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 04:43 PM
he's not my e husband .. I said I wifed him up.


Regardless. Wait .. I have nothing else to say about this .. I just don't care enough.


Everyone go on.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 04:44 PM
i feel somewhat responsible for all this.......

The Hound
11-14-2008, 04:44 PM
iwY5o2fsG7Y

HEY BUTTHEAD

11th Chamber
11-14-2008, 04:46 PM
lol ilz thinks she's attractive

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 04:46 PM
say hi to your mom for me

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 04:56 PM
lol ilz thinks she's attractive

LOL TOOCH!!

Imagine we lived in a world where I though your opinion mattered....


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1096/532442848_4eac388cea.jpg?v=0

Now welcome back to the corp..where opinions are like assholes and everyone has them...Far be it from me to go sniffing for those.

Blackula Spectacula
11-14-2008, 04:58 PM
everyone stop being to each other please.

The Hound
11-14-2008, 04:59 PM
even the cliche`s are cliche`

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 05:04 PM
i just watched one of those minibumpsh youtubes......I dont kon wut her father did to deserve that, but i dont want kids anymore.

HANZO
11-14-2008, 05:26 PM
lmao catfight. keep it cool ladies no need to go at each other.

i just watched one of those minibumpsh youtubes......I dont kon wut her father did to deserve that, but i dont want kids anymore.

ahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahah i dnt blame you.

ilzPotent
11-14-2008, 05:30 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/26188DC~Cat-Fight-Posters.jpg

Im wonder woman

TSA
11-14-2008, 05:39 PM
lol! daaaayum, i so hope someones titty pops out during this scuffle

hahahah yes! now strip down and have a tickle fight...
WOW! you can tell this nigga was REALLY fuckin excited over the prospect of online cat fights ahahahahahahaAAHH!

I know the whole ugly story. Either way, I'm not arguing and this is the internet...hardly ever serious. Unless I'm being abusive. I'm seriously abusive. I actually defended you to them.


I'm sure its the first time you ever sent anyone your nudes but because Mr. Bateman is of still pure here, he can't be tainted with the title Blackula e-husband. Sorry Pat - look away


^O^
man fuck this shit

FUCK THIS SHIT


How come i keep getting cut out of the exposing blackula equation? FUCK THAT SHIT!

i worked hard for those nakkids, Heat did his thing but fuck that!
BLACKULA GAVE THE NAKKIDS TO TSA
The pussy
the mons pubis
the vulva
the nipples
the buttocks
the gloots
the vaginal walls
all of it! my hard work!

And if i dont get the "Best Exposure Of An Online Slut" award this year ammo start a riot in this bitch

TSA
11-14-2008, 05:43 PM
lol ilz thinks she's attractive

say hi to your mom for me

LOL TOOCH!!

Imagine we lived in a world where I though your opinion mattered....


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1096/532442848_4eac388cea.jpg?v=0

Now welcome back to the corp..where opinions are like assholes and everyone has them...Far be it from me to go sniffing for those.


how was that funny? wucorp has gotten twice as corny since John Leguzamo came back

minibumpsh
11-14-2008, 05:43 PM
pats mine

11th Chamber
11-14-2008, 05:46 PM
pats mine

http://www.fadingad.com/blog/leguizamo_25th_hr.jpg

TSA
11-14-2008, 05:49 PM
AHAHAHAHAHahaHAHAHAHHAHAhahAHAHahaHAHahahAHHAH!!11 11
seriously, wucorp is getting cornier and cornier everytime blackula nickytouch and the pest have back and forth banter.

HANZO
11-14-2008, 05:52 PM
wu-corp was always corny. we jus failed to spot it early on and prevent the cornyness from growing into an infestation.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-14-2008, 05:54 PM
how was that funny? wucorp has gotten twice as corny since John Leguzamo came back

bitch you dont get the inside joke cuz you were born in like 92 and havent even shaved yet. Stay out of my affairs.

DJMethods
11-14-2008, 08:11 PM
I still cant believe the girl calls Bateman from Canada, to Australia.

She's seriously in love.
Like seriously.
Srs.

J-Cee
11-15-2008, 01:02 AM
this thread has a bit of everything.

Blackula Spectacula
11-15-2008, 01:10 AM
I still cant believe the girl calls Bateman from Canada, to Australia.

She's seriously in love.
Like seriously.
Srs.
Patty and I phone phuck .. it's like the alternative cool thing to do these days


btw the calls were free so it's no biggie.

TSA
11-15-2008, 01:17 AM
whoa whoa whoa she CALLS HIM?


with PHONE CARDS



for MONEY?1

WHHHOoooOOooAAAaaaA!

Blackula Spectacula
11-15-2008, 01:29 AM
naw .. free phone cards .. i steal them from work all the time. but ssshh dont tell ! ;)

TSA
11-15-2008, 01:37 AM
Whooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaa

its good that your making friends but sweet jesus, you gotta watch it with these deep online relationships
they've all end in you naked allover the place.


what is it?

Robert
11-15-2008, 01:56 AM
Holy fucking shit. This thread took a turn now didn't it? I say we bring it back to the eyebrows.

TSA
11-15-2008, 02:03 AM
no no no this is way more interesting

so blackula, your according to unusually closeup pictures of your right eye, are a pretty attractive women,

im not trying to be insulting at all, but, wtf? are you smelly in real life?

Blackula Spectacula
11-15-2008, 02:19 AM
hahahah .. i don;t discuss my real life with ne one on here so .. don't ask .

TSA
11-15-2008, 02:38 AM
lol and then this 'seceretive' irony is the worst of it
your the only member on here that we've all seen naked
on top of that you've dated ppl online and now you obviously do discuss you personal life cause you make house calls

leaving vagueness only allows a pondering mind to believe you're insane

DJMethods
11-15-2008, 02:52 AM
She's told me about her "real life".

Bitch used to love me till she realised, well, I don't like her.

Now she tries madly to try and anger and "son" me, i dont even respond. Girls not there upstairs.

11th Chamber
11-15-2008, 02:57 AM
looking for love on a Wu-Tang Clan forum is sort of odd. Especially when you dont listen to Wu-Tang, or have any real reason to be posting here.

I mean Heat isnt here anymore...

TSA
11-15-2008, 04:33 AM
@ methods- the wierd part is, she's told me about her personal life too lol, idk why the bitch thinks she's an enigma or whatever but something doesn't add up. She also, if you haven't noticed, consistantly tries to 'son' me as well

she looks good, i really dont know why she looks good and consistantly looks for love on wutang related forums when she doesn't listen to wutang. I mean yeah the heat thing but what brought her to the corpse to begin with? Why not look for guys in real life?
and that whole lesbian stunt? what?

it doesn't add up at-all.

DJMethods
11-15-2008, 05:09 AM
Agreed.

She also first started getting mad at me when she asked if i masturbated over her pictures, to which i responded with a "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO" and made a thread about.

I don't think she's "attractive", well, not to me, but she certainly isnt ugly.

I think shes either;
1) A secondary
2) No life

TSA
11-15-2008, 10:05 AM
she can't be a secondary, as she's shed her nudes and tears for the globe, but idk how she has THIS DEGREE of no life. Like me, i go on wucorp WAY too much, but my relationships with women outside of this site is good enough for me to not be ACTUALLY looking for love on here (just the occassional cyber sex scandal).

She atleast looks good enough to no be calling cats in austarlia..with phone cards...that cost money

JASPER
11-15-2008, 10:22 AM
pats mine
Son of a fuck!

HANZO
11-15-2008, 10:24 AM
ahahahahahahahahaha, dnt kno why but this is all jus abit too funny.

Tissa sorry i didnt pick up when you called, i was on the phone to DJmethods discussing some super serial shit.

TSA
11-15-2008, 10:27 AM
well to be fair i have talked to big ben and palehorse on the phone and texted with Big Risk

but they all started it, not that they're gay for it, we're all real ppl anyways and they weren't looking for love

Art Vandelay
11-15-2008, 01:07 PM
^^^
http://www.virginlifecare.co.za/assets/images/AboutVirginLogo.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
11-15-2008, 01:12 PM
I'm looking for love in all the wrong placeseseseses.


hahaha this is funny. truly

Olive Oil Goombah
11-15-2008, 01:40 PM
i love how everyone acts like they are above all of this....its usually the people who are MOST involved trying to act like they are not....you can include me too.

TSA
11-15-2008, 01:43 PM
im not acting like im above anything, its strange and we can't agrue that.
unless you wanna agrue that an agreeably attractive women that consistantly looks for men online though it has caused her constant humiliation and anger and, and though these sites offer nothing but humiliation and anger she keeps going on, not really talking with the people on there, just...looking...for love, isn't weird.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-15-2008, 01:46 PM
im not acting like im above anything, its strange and we can't agrue that.
unless you wanna agrue that an agreeably attractive women that consistantly looks for men online though it has caused her constant humiliation and anger and, and though these sites offer nothing but humiliation and anger she keeps going on, not really talking with the people on there, just...looking...for love, isn't weird.

I dont kno why you would get that deeply involved into what shes doing tho. Enjoy seeing her naked body and keep it movin.

TSA
11-15-2008, 02:17 PM
nothing deep. Just posting about it

i find it strange that you felt the need to question my deep involvement but not blackulas calling people in other countries because of websites, following a man that revealed her naked body to everyone on a website to another website where another man revealed more of her naked body and developing strangly deep relationships with people on websites to the point that she flew to the united states of america to have sex with one.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-15-2008, 02:22 PM
Blakula should fly from city-to-city and fuck every active member of wu-corp and then rank us based on our sexual prowess.

Blackula Spectacula
11-15-2008, 04:25 PM
meh i should have stook with my lesbo gimmick this pat bateman gimmicks back firing.

but it's funny how it's playing out >_>

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-15-2008, 04:27 PM
You should try some kind of female-CharlesJones gimmick. I think that would be entertaining.

TSA
11-15-2008, 04:28 PM
meh i should have stook with my lesbo gimmick this pat bateman gimmicks back firing.

but it's funny how it's playing out >_>
no it's not,
and why do you always take upclose pictures of your right eye?
Blakula should fly from city-to-city and fuck every active member of wu-corp and then rank us based on our sexual prowess.
:hooray:

Blackula Spectacula
11-15-2008, 04:31 PM
no it's not,
and why do you always take upclose pictures of your right eye?

:hooray:

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc229/EskoVonne/heyyyhuuuhh.jpg

TSA
11-15-2008, 04:34 PM
lol! do the laundry once in a while
http://crazyabouttv.com/Images/georgelopez.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
11-15-2008, 04:36 PM
lol! do the laundry once in a while
http://crazyabouttv.com/Images/georgelopez.jpg

hahaha nigga it was laundry when i took that .. you can kind of see the detergent bottle on the left corner

TSA
11-15-2008, 04:41 PM
plus atleast you don't look like illzpotent






























































http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/billy_crystal.jpg




my phones doper then yours knee grow

Blackula Spectacula
11-15-2008, 04:42 PM
what kind of phone you got?

TSA
11-15-2008, 04:46 PM
uh i dont remember the name but it says samsung sprint 1.3 mega pixels and you puss it up to see duh buttons.

i hope general wise doesn't use that information to buy me a new white zip up hoodie size large.

TSA
11-15-2008, 04:49 PM
lol at puss it up. one of those typos you dont wanna fix

here it is
http://mobile.dpszone.com/images/Sprint-Samsung-M520.jpg

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/photos/scaled.IMGP7025.JPG
sleek.

Blackula Spectacula
11-15-2008, 04:52 PM
lol at puss it up. one of those typos you dont wanna fix

here it is
http://mobile.dpszone.com/images/Sprint-Samsung-M520.jpg

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/photos/scaled.IMGP7025.JPG
sleek.

this ones mines

http://www.microsoft.com/canada/windowsmobile/wm07/_assets/images/devices/browseBuy/devices/htcS720.png

fall back youngin.

TSA
11-15-2008, 04:54 PM
i think that's the one my brother has, idk, im gonna go shit shower and record

or fall back i guess.

HANZO
11-15-2008, 06:02 PM
your phones are minor.

duh Han rocks an Iphone, LG viewty and a Blackberry pearl. if you ask why i have 3 phones, well i dnt kno why either.

Art Vandelay
11-15-2008, 06:04 PM
TSA's phone service


http://www.intowit.com/bloggd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/virgin-mobile-logo-01.JPG

Tony Bandana
11-15-2008, 06:07 PM
damn what the fuck iz gonin on in here..look like we gotta chip in a get some WuCorpCondoms for Pimp Daddy Pat.

put a WuCorpCondom on em..bust right threw em !

ONGHH

:D

Blackula Spectacula
11-15-2008, 06:28 PM
TSA's phone service


http://www.intowit.com/bloggd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/virgin-mobile-logo-01.JPG
ZING!

Olive Oil Goombah
11-15-2008, 06:33 PM
im poor, i dont own a phone

HANZO
11-15-2008, 06:53 PM
im poor, i dont own a phone

you want phone?? i give you good deal on new phone.

http://media.techeblog.com/images/mobilefirst_1.jpg

i give you battery pack for free.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-15-2008, 06:56 PM
you want phone?? i give you good deal on new phone.

http://media.techeblog.com/images/mobilefirst_1.jpg

i give you battery pack for free.

hahahahha!!! yea i could see you working in one of those kiosks in the mall...'hey wut up buddy!'

Why do arabs/muslims/whatever the fuck they are, always call people buddy??

HANZO
11-15-2008, 07:00 PM
hahahahha!!! yea i could see you working in one of those kiosks in the mall...'hey wut up buddy!'

Why do arabs/muslims/whatever the fuck they are, always call people buddy??

i have no idea, i havent heard Gen-Wise use buddy yet.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-15-2008, 07:09 PM
thanks buddy.

hey buddy

Blackula Spectacula
11-15-2008, 10:25 PM
hey buddy I use that word

Dokuro
11-15-2008, 10:33 PM
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc1NjM2NjUzMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDc2MzY2._V1._ SX298_SY400_.jpg


hay buddy buddy

The Hound
11-15-2008, 11:07 PM
LOL @ tissy's phone

Olive Oil Goombah
11-15-2008, 11:09 PM
hey buddy I use that word

yea, but its different how they use it. Its creepy and weird how they say it. Like I'll order a romanburger from mr. hero and the dude will be all 'what can i get for you buddy' 'thanks buddy'

TSA
11-16-2008, 01:11 AM
LOL @ tissy's phone
AAHAHHAAAHAHahahAHH!!!haHAHahahAHAHAHH!!!!
AHAAHhahahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!11


ITS CRAZY CAUSE ITS SILVER AHahahAHAhaHHAHaHAHH1!11

FUCK! THE PAIN IS GONE! AHAHahahahaHHAHA IVE FINALLY EQUALLED OUT THE AMOUNT OF HURT BENEATH MY GOOEY EXTERIOR AND FATTING BODY AHAHAHahahAHa

http://www.v5vip.com/images/dj_rico.jpg

TSA
11-16-2008, 01:14 AM
actually i wanna know if you can get one of those fors from the early 90s that are all huge as fuck to work now. I want to rock that shit cause it would be flier then fuck, just have it be pre pay and my regular phone regular but both numbers through US cellular and Sprint so that they ring at the same time and i'll take the big one to da club and the other one elsewhere

Art Vandelay
11-16-2008, 01:51 AM
^^

http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/virgin_america_plane.jpg

supreme M
11-16-2008, 10:07 AM
^ lmao i like where your going with this estalking art

Robert
11-16-2008, 02:06 PM
To Pat Bateman.....

Your job is running around all day sucking Wu penis!

Nahmean nilla?

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/UmpireRandall/finland.gif

Peace to the homie Gravey.

DJMethods
11-16-2008, 06:28 PM
Patrick,

Plz stop teaching your e-girlfriend words such as "bogan", she think it's very witty and some kind of secret Australian-only diss which rivals Chris Rock's racism act.

TY.

GENERAL WISE
11-16-2008, 07:19 PM
Ilz, LOL, stop fantasizing about Pat. You are too old for the kid, I mean you're like pushing 40 or something.

Black, I am glad you're not pretending to be "Lesbo" anymore, but you are better off with a dude that doesn't know about you being a bird and sending Heat and TSA nudes for some odd reason. LOL.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-16-2008, 07:44 PM
My girlfriend is watching "Newsies", and it made me think of wu-corps own Pat Bateman.

No homo.

ilzPotent
11-17-2008, 03:47 PM
Ilz, LOL, stop fantasizing about Pat. You are too old for the kid, I mean you're like pushing 40 or something.

Black, I am glad you're not pretending to be "Lesbo" anymore, but you are better off with a dude that doesn't know about you being a bird and sending Heat and TSA nudes for some odd reason. LOL.


hmmmm ... you're hurting my feeling...actually I'm pushing 70 - I wish I was pushing 40. :'o

and its okay. Im only fantasizing about his hair.. I understand you're mad that I wouldn't give in to your advances... I still have the PM's HILARIOUS.. hmm I think you can say you got SONNED.

Blackula Spectacula
11-17-2008, 04:08 PM
Patrick,

Plz stop teaching your e-girlfriend words such as "bogan", she think it's very witty and some kind of secret Australian-only diss which rivals Chris Rock's racism act.

TY.
He didn't teach me that word. O_o
Ilz, LOL, stop fantasizing about Pat. You are too old for the kid, I mean you're like pushing 40 or something.

Black, I am glad you're not pretending to be "Lesbo" anymore, but you are better off with a dude that doesn't know about you being a bird and sending Heat and TSA nudes for some odd reason. LOL.

Genny .. these are just gimmicks.

Art Vandelay
11-17-2008, 04:10 PM
He didn't teach me that word. O_o


Genny .. these are just gimmicks.


i like to use the word "gimmicks" for boobs. as in...


check out the gimmicks on that girl

Blackula Spectacula
11-17-2008, 04:15 PM
i like to use the word "gimmicks" for boobs. as in...


check out the gimmicks on that girl
bahahahah ass

Art Vandelay
11-17-2008, 04:31 PM
by the way, blackula, i've seen your gimmicks. and they're not bad

WARPATH
11-17-2008, 04:56 PM
LOL at this thread.

Bateman is bangin son, and I mean that in a prison gay, man pimpin male he-whore type way.

GENERAL WISE
11-18-2008, 12:18 AM
hmmmm ... you're hurting my feeling...actually I'm pushing 70 - I wish I was pushing 40. :'o

and its okay. Im only fantasizing about his hair.. I understand you're mad that I wouldn't give in to your advances... I still have the PM's HILARIOUS.. hmm I think you can say you got SONNED.

YOu're beautiful when mad.

Boring when happy.

The Hound
11-18-2008, 12:21 AM
haha ... bateman is teaching blackula to be ocker?

Senator C. Palantine
11-18-2008, 10:43 AM
Patrick Bateman is Sean Pazzzaaginnaaaaoooo's Tyler Durden.

Go make some soap.

Faggit.

Durag
11-18-2008, 11:19 AM
LOL at this thread.

Bateman is bangin son, and I mean that in a prison gay, man pimpin male he-whore type way.

Haha, this thread really took off.

Just goes to show Bateman is admired by male and female. Women want had him, men want to be him. And one man wants him (Big Risk).

ilzPotent
11-18-2008, 11:50 AM
Oh Blackula, you fibbed...He isn't just "your gimmick" if you're phone buddies.

Its cool..Here then, I dedicate this to you both. :thumbup:

4hQhRKUHnXk

Robert
11-18-2008, 12:05 PM
For the record, I taught her the word bogan.

Ilz, you should write one of your stories about a pineapple, two cuban boat people, and a talk box.

I don't know why those things but yeah.

ilzPotent
11-18-2008, 12:11 PM
a talk box....2 cubes on a float and pineapple?

lol..kinky.

minibumpsh
11-18-2008, 12:19 PM
blackula is pretty but i dont think she is hott i think shes on the short side...as well as lke realy volumptious...but i know some guys like that and some guys think of it as being fat. black u love attention and i mean thats fine i love attention too but from REAL men not guys online. TSA is right like ur prettybut ur kinda crazy u went n flew over here to fuck sum dude over the internet?? u steal phone cards to talk to pat bateman like take it easee gurl.

Durag
11-18-2008, 12:22 PM
Sometimes short girls are the sexiest though

minibumpsh
11-18-2008, 12:25 PM
not short n big.. but w.e. yea to each their own

Robert
11-18-2008, 12:28 PM
not short n big.. but w.e. yea to each their own

Bahahahahaha!

You catty bitch!

Senator C. Palantine
11-18-2008, 12:29 PM
Short and big? you make her sound like something out of Willow.

Short and curvy girls is where it's at, namean.

Fake lesbians that E-Stalk ozzzzeys with pubes glued to their head is also very 2009.

Future Chamber.

ilzPotent
11-18-2008, 12:29 PM
LMFAO @ Mini..and I thought I was bad for calling her Chunkula...Holey smokes...

Robert
11-18-2008, 12:31 PM
Mini is probably just jealous she can't have Bateman to herself.

Curls get the girls.

http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=3597

Durag
11-18-2008, 12:32 PM
Yeah, short and curvey, thats the shit

ilzPotent
11-18-2008, 12:34 PM
Mini is probably just jealous she can't have Bateman to herself.

Curls get the girls.

http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=3597

But after blackulas had her way with him, it kinda ruins it. >>cringes<< :learning:

minibumpsh
11-18-2008, 12:35 PM
no no no i didnt mean for that to come off like that blackula if u read this n already mad im sry i honestly didnt mean for it to be MEAN. i gained 10 pounds this week, lterally in the span of 6 days so i shouldnt even talk about weight.

minibumpsh
11-18-2008, 12:36 PM
ii have tree trunks for arms. its so disgusting im looking at pictures from this party i hate myself

Robert
11-18-2008, 12:38 PM
Mini likes guys that are short and curvy....like weng weng.

eqh5O9LbjhY

ilzPotent
11-18-2008, 12:40 PM
LMFAO@ ROBERT... WENG WENG

Robert
11-18-2008, 12:40 PM
ii have tree trunks for arms. its so disgusting im looking at pictures from this party i hate myself

You are like every other insecure "young girl finding her way in the world".

Don't fucking kid yourself. You are in no way fat.

Think about the genuinely ugly fat girls that want to claw your eyes out for saying that.

Teaching the seeds.

Robert
11-18-2008, 12:42 PM
LMFAO@ ROBERT... WENG WENG

I love Weng Weng (no homo).

"mmmmmm aren't you a pretty boy?"

ilzPotent
11-18-2008, 12:46 PM
petite...like a potatoe!!

hahahahahaahahahahahahah...

supreme M
11-18-2008, 12:49 PM
blackula is pretty but i dont think she is hott i think shes on the short side...as well as lke realy volumptious...but i know some guys like that and some guys think of it as being fat. black u love attention and i mean thats fine i love attention too but from REAL men not guys online. TSA is right like ur prettybut ur kinda crazy u went n flew over here to fuck sum dude over the internet?? u steal phone cards to talk to pat bateman like take it easee gurl.

i love this girl real talk

minibumpsh
11-18-2008, 12:54 PM
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2348/guyva5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



u see that beautifull boy in the blue? OMG I WANTED to fuck him super bad then i reallized he had a gurl.

N this was the picture with the tree trunk arms

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/6156/n66307601416908997247zf7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Robert
11-18-2008, 12:58 PM
N this was the picture with the tree trunk arms

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/6156/n66307601416908997247zf7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Bahahahahahaha!

You really are having a laugh.

Robert
11-18-2008, 01:02 PM
That boy in the blue kind of looks like a girl.

supreme M
11-18-2008, 01:08 PM
wow what a bunch off emo hipster trash
im over you

ilzPotent
11-18-2008, 01:09 PM
mini - you're hilarious..officially my favorite chick poster.

minibumpsh
11-18-2008, 01:13 PM
ahhah supreme...i know......the "party" was callled fags and their hags...so there were a lot of gay ppl there. n most gays r trendy n hipster idk, idc, it was wateva. free booze n some crackead looking girl gave me free bumps.


n thanks ilz r u a girl tooo

ilzPotent
11-18-2008, 01:16 PM
yep, I am.

supreme M
11-18-2008, 01:23 PM
whats bumps? like when u drop coke?

HANZO
11-18-2008, 01:55 PM
ahhah supreme...i know......the "party" was callled fags and their hags...so there were a lot of gay ppl there. n most gays r trendy n hipster idk, idc, it was wateva. free booze n some crackead looking girl gave me free bumps.


n thanks ilz r u a girl tooo

fags and their hags.. hahahahahahah wtf???

and no you dnt have tree trunk arms you must be crazy mini.

Senator C. Palantine
11-18-2008, 02:17 PM
N this was the picture with the tree trunk arms

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/6156/n66307601416908997247zf7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I cant fucking stand girls that say shit like this.

'Look at my fat arms'

You weigh less than combined weight of the cd's Killah Priest manages to sell.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-18-2008, 02:21 PM
damn mini....wut kinda greenwich village people u hang out with???

lol...upon further review, i would give it to you all night long...dayum

TAURO
11-18-2008, 02:23 PM
N this was the picture with the tree trunk arms

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/6156/n66307601416908997247zf7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Yeah you're right, you are fat as fuck.

The Hound
11-18-2008, 02:47 PM
You are like every other insecure "young girl finding her way in the world".

Don't fucking kid yourself. You are in no way fat.

Think about the genuinely ugly fat girls that want to claw your eyes out for saying that.

Teaching the seeds.

that is not what you tell skinny bitches who think they're fat ...

you tell them to shut the fuck up and get over it and +stop whining (arnold schwarzenegger voice)

seriously, nothin worse than girls who want sympathy

HANZO
11-18-2008, 02:50 PM
that is not what you tell skinny bitches who think they're fat ...

you tell them to shut the fuck up and get over it and +stop whining (arnold schwarzenegger voice)

seriously, nothin worse than girls who want sympathy


reading this post out loud while doing the Arnold voice makes the wu-corp experience much much better.

The Hound
11-18-2008, 02:54 PM
you have to try out 'remix'

talk to real life strangers and incorporate arnold schwarzenegger movie quotes into the sentence ... first one i did was to some old drunk kent

'so yeah how you heard of this heavy liquid metal alloy band called t-1000? ... john connor and his mother sarah are in it ... they have that song ill be back and i love the chorus "i hope you leave enough room for my fist because im going to ram it into your stomach and break ya god damn spine'

great fun when you're out on the piss

HANZO
11-18-2008, 03:00 PM
ahahahah

i once lost a bet and it required me to spend a whole night talking like Arnold to everyone. my friends would point out a girl and i would go up to her and tell her i was from Austria and all that. its great fun. but i find that talking with an Arnold accent for a prolonged time starts to hurt your vocal chords.

The Hound
11-18-2008, 03:03 PM
haha yes i find that too

but try remix because it requires you to use your normal voice ...

my friend who is 6'4 got in a fight with a 4'9 fat irish woman because he used the term "IM A COP YOU IDIOT"

HAHAHHAHA