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DJMethods
11-16-2008, 08:46 PM
I couldn't sleep last and decided to give myself a bit of a work out.

Found some ill brazillian porn, fat asses and all, skinny white boys dig that shit ya know. I was fapping hardcore with no lube, when the ballsack shot came up. He's doing her up the ass, and his ballsack is covering the puss.

I had the whole wankers cramp and my leg was playing up, going at it full throttle like Selma from year 9 did at the movies. As they pulled in closer and I could see the craters on his ballsack through my blurred vision, it got me thinking two things.

1) Man his balls are saggy, what sort of food would I need to eat to have them sag like that?
2) Is it gay to keep going, or should I stop till the female comes into clearer view?

wuCorp seems to be good at helping me through these situations. thx.

MAYOR QUIMBY
11-16-2008, 09:09 PM
Just watch hours upon hours of gay porn and see what it does to you. I've done that a couple of times. Never fails.

Dokuro
11-16-2008, 09:13 PM
watching what you like has nothing to do with sexual preferences but were still gonna call you gay for that just because we are dicks

Dokuro
11-16-2008, 09:14 PM
uhh ok i must be high i just seen like one full page of just my last post

drippie k
11-16-2008, 09:21 PM
that makes you gay i think...i wait till i see some titties floppin around

J-Cee
11-16-2008, 09:34 PM
it's not gay if you imagine that the dude is you, fucking the bitch

Blackula Spectacula
11-16-2008, 09:34 PM
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc229/EskoVonne/imgad.jpg

now who the fuck is into gay bears here? !

Koolish
11-16-2008, 09:36 PM
it's gay if you're enjoying the fact that there's finally some balls in your face

Mr. X
11-16-2008, 09:40 PM
If the camera is fixated there for more than 30 seconds, the camera man is gay. And you're gay for going full speed during that. Shoulda waited.

TSA
11-16-2008, 10:02 PM
ive become quite and efficient in jacking off.

i go straight for the part were the girl is riding with key focus on the buttox

i watch the build up a little to know who's getting boned and alittle about her as a person and unique personality.

my favorite porno personality is Roxy Reynolds, followed by Ricki White, my what a thrill. Oh and Gianna's up there as well


anyways after that i go straight for that scene and im good, everything else is extra so i've stopped encountering ball sac shots.


































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staliondan23
11-16-2008, 10:07 PM
yeah i either stop or just fast forward through those parts

prrra718
11-16-2008, 10:36 PM
this thread is disturbing...
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DJMethods
11-16-2008, 10:48 PM
If the camera is fixated there for more than 30 seconds, the camera man is gay. And you're gay for going full speed during that. Shoulda waited.

You can stop while going full speed? Fag.

Dokuro
11-16-2008, 10:49 PM
what ever happened to two girls and one strap on

http://forums.battle-forum.com/hosted/mcclaud/quagmire-3865.jpg
all right

DJMethods
11-16-2008, 10:51 PM
Why would you want a strap on with two chicks, so you can imagine a dick you faggot?

Dokuro
11-16-2008, 10:57 PM
please if i wanted to see a girl with a dick id watch one of Bs movies or read one of my wifes mangas


the point is i was making a joke every one who knows me know that i believe porn to be morally degrading to woman and id rather do the real thing then watch it

TSA
11-16-2008, 10:59 PM
^AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhaahH!!1LOl at meffidz
i was gonna say the same thing with more mispelled words

Dokuro
11-16-2008, 11:02 PM
hay fuck you tsa all i have there is punctuation errors

DJMethods
11-16-2008, 11:58 PM
please if i wanted to see a girl with a dick id watch one of Bs movies or read one of my wifes mangas


the point is i was making a joke every one who knows me know that i believe porn to be morally degrading to woman and id rather do the real thing then watch it

I believe you're morally degrading to humans.

A sloth speaks better english then you, A SLOTH. They even have to deal with claws.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-17-2008, 12:07 AM
uhh ok i must be high i just seen like one full page of just my last post

hahaha

dan you fucking idiot.

Durag
11-17-2008, 03:46 AM
hay fuck you tsa all i have there is punctuation errors

Yeah well sort it out


No i dont think its gay, what happens if you close you eyes and you end up missing the cumshot? That would be depressing. I say keep her lit, try to bear it out coz itd be worth it in the end. But yeah, if the camera stays focused on his ball-sack for more than 30 minutes, id be questioning the dvd.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-17-2008, 08:48 PM
It is gay if you look away from the balls, or fast-forward through the ball-scenes, as it means that you are insecure in your sexuality and are legitimately afraid that viewing a pair of beautiful, bouncy nuts is going to convince you to start being a fag.

The only heterosexual thing to do is to keep jacking off, focus 110% on the balls, and maybe even super slow-mo them so that you see every vein, wrinkle, and pube, and then make appreciative comments to yourself, such as "Wow, those sure are some bouncy motherfuckers!", or "Sweet balls, dude."

This shows that you are comfortable enough with a guys balls to not worry that viewing a fat nutsack will turn you gay.

You also MUST keep jacking off, but lighten your pace so that you do not climax until you can at least see part of the girl's face, tits, twat, or anus.

Anything less than the above, and you are a total faggot.

Koolish
11-17-2008, 11:00 PM
beautiful bouncy nuts what the fuck hahaha

horrible

Sgt Holly Wood
11-18-2008, 12:36 PM
i only watch lesbian pornography

TAURO
11-18-2008, 12:45 PM
i only watch lesbian pornography

Lesbian porn is great but after a while I begin to feel left out, it's almost like if they're enjoying themselves too much then they don't really need us at all....that's just a horrible thought. lol

TAURO
11-18-2008, 01:59 PM
Just watch hours upon hours of gay porn and see what it does to you. I've done that a couple of times. Never fails.

How the fuck did this post go unnoticed?

TSA
11-18-2008, 03:08 PM
Lezzie mcguire porn is wack imo, it's dope for a bitch but there needs to be penil punishment though.

it's dope in real life, i watch to sisters make out, filthy filthy whores
only 1 was fine, still dope though, but you do feel left out

Art Vandelay
11-18-2008, 03:13 PM
^^

http://www.inforwarding.com/clientfiles/comp5843/vnc%20logo%20new.jpg


HAHAHAHA

Koolish
11-18-2008, 05:45 PM
holy shit i had to scroll down that was too funny