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Senator C. Palantine
11-21-2008, 09:38 AM
So the gawd has just started a new job delivering food to old people.

Shout out to my over-seas Meals On Wheels crew. Holla at ya boyy.

Anyway I'm on my first day out by myself and I'm rolling in the whip. Citroen Berlingo for all you faggits out there, na mean?

Anyway I roll up to one crib and enter through da front door. fo real.

I shout out that Im here with their lunch, but no answer. Quiet storm type shit.

I go into the kitchen and there she is. Mrs **** on the floor with blood coming out the dome. All bloodied up and shit.

She fell over and cracked her skull on the side board.

I phoned the ambulance. But she was already in god dimension, namean.

On the plus side, I ate her chicken curry and raspberry trifle.

Every cloud...every cloud. A negro hungry, stomach touching, Ribs showing, while that trifle was in the corner glowing.

It was on some 'Jamie' type shit.

The gawd gonna have to drop a verse on that shit.

Thoro.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-21-2008, 10:10 AM
None of this actually happened.

Heavy.

Senator C. Palantine
11-21-2008, 10:13 AM
Oh no you didn't?!

You doubting The Senator?

You done fucked up Bateman.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-21-2008, 10:29 AM
Hey, fuck you.

I did you a favour by posting in this dying thread.

11 views and no replies?

Heavy.

Hey, Fuck You.

Senator C. Palantine
11-21-2008, 10:31 AM
What you wanna know the truth?

You cant handle the truth.

Ok. here goes.

She was still breathing when I arrived.

But that trifle looked so good I stomped her out.

Thats how we (meals on wheels) do.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-21-2008, 10:44 AM
Fuck it, i'll save th thread.

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The things i do for you guys.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-21-2008, 10:46 AM
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Senator C. Palantine
11-21-2008, 10:50 AM
Patrick you are the lowest of the lows.

If I could afford a flight to Perf, I would surely kill you and eat your trifle.

Faggit.

Durag
11-21-2008, 11:03 AM
I punched myself in the head last night.

I was drunk and got in a fight with my girlfriend and lost the plot, and obviously couldnt hit her, but i needed to hit something, so i ended up punching myself in the head. I fell on the fuckin floor in pain, and almost knocked myself unconcious.

Ive had a pain in my head all day, and a huge lump. I was considering going to the hospital, coz my vision is a bit blurry and im still not right.

That has to be up there with one of the stupidest things ive ever done.

Tage
11-21-2008, 11:05 AM
hahaha...

"Anyway I roll up to one crib and enter through da front door. fo real."

^ the fo real had me laughin

Durag
11-21-2008, 11:06 AM
Yeah the wolf is at his best when taking the piss out of wu-tang and the like

Longbongcilvaringz
11-21-2008, 11:06 AM
hahaha

durag saves the thread.

(you are lucky man palantine)

Senator C. Palantine
11-21-2008, 11:08 AM
Thats actually how I politik in real life.

HowCanHipHopBeDeadWhenWuTangIsForever

INF
11-21-2008, 11:10 AM
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DR. NICK RIVIERA
11-21-2008, 12:42 PM
I'm going to check this thread when you'll hit 10000 views. Cuz that's the only thing that matters.

Til' then, I won't post here.

DUMBO
11-21-2008, 03:40 PM
the senator is an ill poster. one of the top three on this mother.

1. ?
2. "...."
3.

DUMBO
11-21-2008, 03:41 PM
the senator is an ill poster. one of the top three on this mother.

1. ?
2. "...."
3. the senator.

far beyond you pictionary-ass chumps.

Dokuro
11-21-2008, 03:45 PM
i smell bullshit

Mr. X
11-21-2008, 04:05 PM
002 left his draws in here

DR. NICK RIVIERA
11-21-2008, 05:16 PM
^^^^as far as I can remember, he doesn't wear any


and I have pictures to prove it!

Mr. X
11-21-2008, 05:31 PM
no gracias por favor

GENERAL WISE
11-21-2008, 05:51 PM
the senator is an ill poster. one of the top seven on this mother.

1. GENERAL WISE
2. GENERAL WISE
3. GENERAL WISE

far beyond you pictionary-ass chumps.

I WENT AHEAD AND CORRECTED YOUR BAD TASTE IN POSTERS.