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The Hound
11-22-2008, 07:50 PM
i always get the impression of will smith's character from Pursuit of happiness in my mind whenever i see a CJ post

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/62/89/48/18708457.jpg

growing afro ... thick sideburns ... imacculate moustache ... soul patch ... possibly a full grown beard

:chef:

DUMBO
11-22-2008, 07:54 PM
i dont picture the guy. i just read his words and laugh.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-22-2008, 09:24 PM
I have a mental picture of what Jones looks like.... i can't describe it tho....short, stocky, dickie wearin, high fade. Retard strength...dont front on tha nigga (with all due respect charles)

J-Cee
11-22-2008, 09:30 PM
i picture him as like a short chubby dude with no facial hair..and scruffy hair.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-22-2008, 09:39 PM
i picture him with those weird rolls black dudes sometimes have on the back of there head.

J-Cee
11-22-2008, 09:42 PM
hahahah same^..

claaa7
11-23-2008, 07:42 AM
i always thought he was white though

cap
11-23-2008, 07:58 AM
hold up,he's not an eskimo?

002
11-23-2008, 08:32 AM
something like this

http://ticklebooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/spike-lee.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
11-23-2008, 09:40 AM
LOL..the euro's are so off.

TAURO
11-23-2008, 10:30 AM
^^says the italian

Senator C. Palantine
11-23-2008, 10:39 AM
Dude's in a wheelchair, right?

IrOnMaN
11-23-2008, 10:46 AM
Maybe CJ is a normal looking black guy who doesn't dress nigger like. You know what I'm talking about, guys. Saggin pants, XXXXL t-shirt, air force ones, hat, and talk ebonics. I don't think CJ is the type of guy to wear shit like that.

Senator C. Palantine
11-23-2008, 10:52 AM
I would say his trousers would be oversized as the muscles in his legs have probably withered away from years of ridin' dirty in his wheelchair.

TAURO
11-23-2008, 10:52 AM
I imajine CJ to be some really awkward Mr Bean type of guy...














http://www.projo.com/photos/20070824/lb0824_mrbean_color_08-24-07_L96QUIA.jpg

..except black.

Shogah
11-23-2008, 11:33 AM
after reading the classic "have you ever paid prostitutes for sex" thread i had to think about it seriously, and my conclusion is




http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/morgan-freeman.jpg

IrOnMaN
11-23-2008, 11:36 AM
^^Clock-radio

Tecknowledgist
11-23-2008, 03:37 PM
i agree with the pursuit of happiness theory haha. when he walks into the job interview covered in paint? right there

Olive Oil Goombah
11-23-2008, 05:04 PM
^^says the italian

I'm an AMerican

HANZO
11-23-2008, 05:33 PM
I imajine CJ to be some really awkward Mr Bean type of guy...














http://www.projo.com/photos/20070824/lb0824_mrbean_color_08-24-07_L96QUIA.jpg

..except black.

i pretty much agree with this idea.

DJMethods
11-23-2008, 05:53 PM
I would say his trousers would be oversized as the muscles in his legs have probably withered away from years of ridin' dirty in his wheelchair.

Hahahahahahahhaha!

Remember, CJ is a cleaner, they're always skinny, creepy dudes who ride to work rocking some furious pinked striped bike shorts.

HANZO
11-23-2008, 06:03 PM
for all we know CJ could be this guy

http://www.tuzworld.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/obama_computer.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
11-23-2008, 06:59 PM
Hahahahahahahhaha!

Remember, CJ is a cleaner, they're always skinny, creepy dudes who ride to work rocking some furious pinked striped bike shorts.

Right.....people are failing to realize he's a janitor (cleaner? lol)...hence why i imagine him wearing dickies...if you dont kno what dickies are, than your not an american or you've never been around working class people (could very well be possible onthis board).
guys like 11th chamber and Art vandelay should kno what i mean.

anyway he's from Cleveland, and Cleveland blacks are ghetto for the most part and its people if living in the city are blue collar.
I seen thousands of CHarlesJones's walking around everyday. I may have one living in my building right now.

Trust me, he is short, stocky, high faded, unkempt facial hair, extra skin rolls int he back of his head, and dickie clad.

DJMethods
11-23-2008, 07:07 PM
Nivky's taking this furiously seriously to the 10th degree.

Don't fuck with his knowledge of middle aged black cleaners who live with their parents, dudes like Mr Miagi in this bitch.

Sgt Holly Wood
11-23-2008, 07:09 PM
like this guy but black

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/6394/wheelchair730512ck6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

JASPER
11-23-2008, 07:16 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x66/aerial16701/malcolm%20in%20the%20middle/steviemalcolmfriend.jpg

TAURO
11-23-2008, 07:17 PM
I'm an AMerican

So you're not of italian heritage?

Olive Oil Goombah
11-23-2008, 07:48 PM
So you're not of italian heritage?

I am. But I'm an American. if you havent gotten it by now, i cant explain it to you.

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x66/aerial16701/malcolm%20in%20the%20middle/steviemalcolmfriend.jpg

Yes...jasper is close...only Charles is not handicapped, can't afford classes, and doenst dress as nice. He may have looked like this as a child, only much dirtier and poorer.

TAURO
11-23-2008, 08:02 PM
I am. But I'm an American. if you havent gotten it by now, i cant explain it to you.


But if your parents are italian then that makes you italian, your origins lie in EUrope. You calling other people eurofags or whatever is retarded coming from you since you're dissing your own people everytime you make that statement. I know you were born and raised in america and that you've never been to italy in your life making you a fake ass italian that only claims italy when it suits him, I was just trying to make a point about you making remarks towards europeans that post here...if you don't quite fully understand, I can explain it to you.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-23-2008, 08:09 PM
hahah you pussy gettin all sensitive about my euro comments....i swear euros are the most effeminite sensitive people...western euro's.

My parents were born in America. My grandparents were born in America.

Everyone who was an 'immigrant' or non English identify with their ethnicity while still knowing that nationality-wise, they are fully American. The ethnic identification varies based on certain ethnic groups, the discrimmination certain groups face and the amount of generations a family has been here.

The only group who identifies as 'American' only are usually English people that have been here since the Mayflower and shit.

Are u happy...do that make u feel all better mr. socialist, i cant do anything for myself so i need my government to do it for me?

TAURO
11-23-2008, 08:22 PM
hahah you pussy gettin all sensitive about my euro comments....i swear euros are the most effeminite sensitive people...western euro's.

My parents were born in America. My grandparents were born in America.

So you're about as italian as Bruce Lee, ok I get you.

Everyone who was an 'immigrant' or non English identify with their ethnicity while still knowing that nationality-wise, they are fully American. The ethnic identification varies based on certain ethnic groups, the discrimmination certain groups face and the amount of generations a family has been here.

I guess you're one of those people that "IDENTIFIES" with their ethnicity everytime you watch The Godfather lol

The only group who identifies as 'American' only are usually English people that have been here since the Mayflower and shit.

Are u happy...do that make u feel all better mr. socialist, i cant do anything for myself so i need my government to do it for me?

When you've actually managed to get yourself a passport and actually travel the world a bit, come back to me about doing things for yourself.


































































Fake ass italian :mmmyah:

Olive Oil Goombah
11-23-2008, 08:29 PM
You still don't get it. You don't understand america. You yourself are a Latin?? What does that mean exactly?
What type of Latin are you? are you a fake latin, cuz you do realize the Latins originated in Italy?

Are you from SPain..are you a puerto rican?

You obviously don't live in a latin country, but yet you felt inclined to include it in your name.


I smell a hippocrite

TAURO
11-23-2008, 08:33 PM
Well no because UNLIKE YOU i've actually been to my country and in fact lived there for a time, I also make regular visits too, I would go on but I think this alone says enough.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-23-2008, 08:42 PM
My country is the United States. I know what region and cities my family is from. I've seen pictures, I have relatives who have been there.
Unfortunately, Europe is pretty far away and very expensive to visit. Most never make it their.

LOl...i guess you 'win'...you go girl.

TAURO
11-23-2008, 08:46 PM
My country is the United States. I know what region and cities my family is from. I've seen pictures, I have relatives who have been there.
Unfortunately, Europe is pretty far away and very expensive to visit. Most never make it their.

LOl...i guess you 'win'...you go girl.

It is very expensive but if you really wanted to you could "do things for yourself" and save up and go...oh wait I forgot, you don't even have a passport, one step at a time I suppose...

EAGLE EYE
11-23-2008, 08:50 PM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1363/b8643523kx7.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
11-23-2008, 08:51 PM
i actually got it this week. I'm a wordly person, so i enjoy seeing other places. But seeing that the U.S.A. is the finest country we've ever had on this planet, there really is no conceivable reason to leave it.

You wish you lived here. Thats why you listen to American music, watch american TV, and follow american trends. Dont front.

JerseyIronman
11-23-2008, 08:55 PM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1363/b8643523kx7.jpg

HAHAHAhhaha

i gotta watch this flick again

EAGLE EYE
11-23-2008, 09:02 PM
hopefully he looks like this

http://photos.photosig.com/photos/39/75/2257539-f35c91917b637bd4.jpg

TAURO
11-23-2008, 09:10 PM
i actually got it this week. I'm a wordly person, so i enjoy seeing other places. But seeing that the U.S.A. is the finest country we've ever had on this planet, there really is no conceivable reason to leave it.


You wish you lived here. Thats why you listen to American music, watch american TV, and follow american trends. Dont front.

I have family in america, been there a few times too. It's a great country no doubt but I have no wish to live there, in fact my fam offered to let me stay with them but I turned them down so inconclusion...no, don't think so.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-23-2008, 10:03 PM
fascinating.
http://www.pandasthumb.org/Dr.%20Evil%20copy.JPG

J-Cee
11-24-2008, 04:03 AM
nah nah i picture him to look like this dude..without the zulu shit(not the kid)
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/10d-17/native-african-dancers.jpg

DJMethods
11-24-2008, 05:28 AM
nah nah i picture him to look like this dude..without the zulu shit(not the kid)
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/10d-17/native-african-dancers.jpg

So a naked black dude stroking a kid?

Longbongcilvaringz
11-24-2008, 06:18 AM
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/3028230989_34abff8008_b.jpg
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/2840537796_29b7918f6c.jpg

Senator C. Palantine
11-24-2008, 06:40 AM
Right.....people are failing to realize he's a janitor (cleaner? lol)...hence why i imagine him wearing dickies...if you dont kno what dickies are, than your not an american or you've never been around working class people (could very well be possible onthis board).
guys like 11th chamber and Art vandelay should kno what i mean.

anyway he's from Cleveland, and Cleveland blacks are ghetto for the most part and its people if living in the city are blue collar.
I seen thousands of CHarlesJones's walking around everyday. I may have one living in my building right now.

Trust me, he is short, stocky, high faded, unkempt facial hair, extra skin rolls int he back of his head, and dickie clad.

Oh, I didnt realise this was such a serious thread.

And I shall ask my butler about 'Dickies'.

Faggit.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-24-2008, 08:18 AM
its always that serious....and stop PMing bateman and sending him photos of you and your lover's trips to the Isle of MANN...

Senator C. Palantine
11-24-2008, 08:20 AM
its always that serious....and stop PMing bateman and sending him photos of you and your lover's trips to the Isle of MANN...


Baffled by da steez.

Rame
11-24-2008, 08:23 AM
nah nah i picture him to look like this dude..without the zulu shit(not the kid)
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/10d-17/native-african-dancers.jpg

Nah, that's Raekwon.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/onmitsu_2006/G_janitor.jpg

claaa7
11-24-2008, 08:57 AM
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/3028230989_34abff8008_b.jpg


HAHAHAHAHA, omfg, what the fuck is that???
you just murdered this thread Bateman..

Longbongcilvaringz
11-24-2008, 09:10 AM
Just an alternative young african american man trying to make his way in the tough streets of Cleveland.

I assume.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-24-2008, 02:19 PM
Just an alternative young african american man trying to make his way in the tough streets of Cleveland.

I assume.


Yes. Economically the city has been in a funk for some time now. Hence the dickies.

Baffled by da steez.

Nah yo, I be trown off by da skeez yo

The Hound
11-24-2008, 03:31 PM
i wish tauro would fuck right off from general chat ... the cunt says general chat is wack, he hates it and that everyone in here is a dickhead but keeps coming back ... i know you're going to read it so ... FUCK OFF

Olive Oil Goombah
11-24-2008, 04:19 PM
When tauro struggles to control his rabid homosexual urges, he lashes out at gen chat. It must be that time of the week for him.

TAURO
11-24-2008, 08:19 PM
i wish tauro would fuck right off from general chat ... the cunt says general chat is wack, he hates it and that everyone in here is a dickhead but keeps coming back ... i know you're going to read it so ... FUCK OFF

Make me you fat cry baby :'o

JerseyIronman
11-24-2008, 08:32 PM
Just an alternative young african american man trying to make his way in the tough streets of Cleveland.

I assume.


Hahaha an alternative young african american man. where did u find that shit anyway haha.


he looks like a gay version of the reading rainbow guy from star trek


http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/a/a1/Burton_as_LaForge.jpg

TAURO
11-24-2008, 08:34 PM
When tauro struggles to control his rabid homosexual urges, he lashes out at gen chat. It must be that time of the week for him.

Other than your fake italian ass and that crybaby who else have I "lashed out" on?

DJMethods
11-24-2008, 08:40 PM
I get TAURO negged every other day.

Mainly for;
A) God like creation of multiple pussy eating threads
B) Saying nigga, when I am infact, not a nigga.

TAURO
11-24-2008, 08:45 PM
I get TAURO negged every other day.

Mainly for;
A) God like creation of multiple pussy eating threads
B) Saying nigga, when I am infact, not a nigga.

I negged you twice and that was a while back so stop exagerating.


Looks like the aussie's are making up stories.

DJMethods
11-24-2008, 09:23 PM
I negged you twice and that was a while back so stop exagerating.


Looks like the aussie's are making up stories.

I dont count tha neg, pure positivity over here, The Secret and all that shit.

We create our own luck TAURO my grim friend.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-24-2008, 11:35 PM
Nicky, i am glad that at least on person picked up on me saying Palantine went on holiday to the Isle of Man.

I thought it pretty funny at the time myself

Senator C. Palantine
11-25-2008, 07:57 AM
Nicky, i am glad that at least on person picked up on me saying Palantine went on holiday to the Isle of Man.

I thought it pretty funny at the time myself


Isle of man.

Hilarious.

(Fuck You)

Olive Oil Goombah
11-25-2008, 10:10 AM
Bateman i'm very in tune with you humor.

Palantine you scuzzball you

Longbongcilvaringz
11-25-2008, 10:12 AM
This is lovely.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
11-25-2008, 12:04 PM
after this thread,i know this forum has gone to shit hell

Tage
11-25-2008, 12:28 PM
after this thread,i know this forum has gone to shit hell


^only after this thread? :clap:

Olive Oil Goombah
11-25-2008, 01:57 PM
this forum has always been about bad taste and cheap thrills.

We are the online version of Jerry Springer international.

Tony Bandana
11-25-2008, 02:27 PM
818 330 8004 hit Charles Jones Up On Da Low , Cause Charles Jones About To Blow

ONGHHH

hahaha ..Mike Jones is makin records now to pay off his phone bill

Olive Oil Goombah
11-25-2008, 03:27 PM
Ongh!!! Ongh!!!

RADIOACTIVE MAN
11-25-2008, 11:19 PM
haha

002
12-15-2008, 09:42 PM
Definitely looks like Spike Lee.