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11-22-2008, 10:27 PM
Tiger Woods is the best golf player of all time.

11-22-2008, 10:43 PM

best dressed.

Olive Oil Goombah
06-27-2009, 12:19 PM
I been golfing about once every week or two this year, and my game has been improving. I've been playing since I was about 12 or 13.

Yesterday, I shot an 18 hole best for myself 91, with a 41 on the back 9.

The game is relaxing and frustrating.

ANy golfers in here?

ANyway, right now, I'm putting great and avoiding those dreaded 3 putts for the most part. My chipping has greatly improved, but, like all amateurs im still prone to those duffs and fuck ups.

I dont hit my low irons consistenly, although i used to hit them great.

Bought a new Taylor made Burner driver today and am about to play another 18. Cant wait to try it out.

06-27-2009, 12:57 PM
I'm not a golfer but I've played it quite a few times. As chill as it may seem on TV, if I miss a putt, I want to throw the club across the course. Nice driver Nicky. Once you're comfortable with your equipment, it makes any game you're currently playing way more enjoyable.

baby jesus
06-27-2009, 01:18 PM
Not Really A Golfer But I Play The 9 Hole Par 3 By My House Every So Often. I Took A Golf Class For Gym In College. I Havent Been Since But I Improved My Driving Game During The Class But Ive Yet To Test It Out On The Course. I'm Fucking Horrible At Chipping And Putting Will Drive A Person Crazy.

It's A Good Time I Hate Watching Golf But Playing Golf Is Pretty Fun I Enjoy It.

06-27-2009, 02:36 PM
Golf is cool,i've played it about 10 times plus the golf simulator sometimes....

Prolifical ENG
06-27-2009, 03:42 PM
I havent had a chance to play around yet this year. Its too bad, the first time hitting balls at the range this season I was hitting very well while everyone else had their pre-season shanks.

Usually I will play a round of 9 holes on a weekday evening.

As of last year I have began to hit my low irons more consistently.

check two
06-27-2009, 03:54 PM
How bout minature golf?

Prolifical ENG
06-27-2009, 04:26 PM
How bout minature golf?

Thats something to do on a date.

06-27-2009, 05:15 PM
yes I do but not lately, I'll elaborate more but Im too drunk right now.

Olive Oil Goombah
06-27-2009, 10:17 PM
i played like a fuckin dog today.

I hit my new driver good, but pretty much everything else was horrendous....all of sudden i couldnt hit any iron. I had great drives all day but my second shots were absolutely a joke.

I snapped my 7 iron in half cuz i was pissed plus the some ranger kept watching us and it was annoying.

Im pissed i broke my 7 tho.....stupid.

But I'll be ready to go next friday again. Shot a 108 today.....one step forward, two steps back.
such is the game.

check two
06-28-2009, 11:53 AM
I'm not up on golf terms yet. So you broke your 7 iron golf club in half? Did you snap it in half over your leg? Or did you like headbutt it in half?

Olive Oil Goombah
06-28-2009, 05:23 PM
yea, i broke it in half. I used my foot, like you would break a stick in half. then, humorously i was going to throw it, but it was still connected by a metallic thread, so i didnt want it to whip around back at my face, and it looked bad.

so after that, still mad, i just picked it up and threw it in a pond next to it. But it made me feel much better.

altho i miss my 7.

Prolifical ENG
06-28-2009, 05:37 PM
I think I use my 7 the most out of the higher irons. Thats the lowest of the short clubs, 6 and lower are the ones that are harder to hit.

Theres the white 150 marker beside me, time to take out the 7 get to the green.

You should have kept the club face though and got it re-shafted. Its a lot cheaper than buying a new club.

Olive Oil Goombah
06-28-2009, 08:23 PM
i kno right. My father told me the same thing when i told him about it.

And yea, i use my 7 alot...i actually like it the most out of the irons and i took it out on the 7 when i should have taken it out on my 3.

Olive Oil Goombah
06-30-2009, 04:18 PM
Bout to go hit a bucket of balls.....work on my irons. I'd like to get my driver straightend out a little more, but most of the time I played it right and was in the fairway with good distance.

Also gonna chip for a bit.

Olive Oil Goombah
08-01-2009, 10:58 AM
Shot an 84 yesterday and an 86 today.

My game is as good as its ever been. Still right on the drive, but not too much and I compensate.
Been hitting the 5 wood brilliantly, and iron play is improved. So has chipping.

I missed a few putts i should have made today, cost me some skins and money. ah well.

check two
08-01-2009, 12:17 PM
Is it required to dress preppy when people golf? Like white shorts and stuff?

08-01-2009, 12:22 PM
What is with you Seppo's using Golf as a Verb? Do you Golf? I am going Golfing. Today I Golfed.

Olive Oil Goombah
08-01-2009, 01:28 PM
Is it required to dress preppy when people golf? Like white shorts and stuff?

No, but sometimes it just feels right.

What is with you Seppo's using Golf as a Verb? Do you Golf? I am going Golfing. Today I Golfed.

what is this nonsense?

Art Vandelay
08-02-2009, 05:23 AM
i golf maybe once a year, and ironically, i am going golfing in about 4 hours. i haven't golfed since last september. golf is probably the only thing that i am horrible at that i can still have fun doing it. well that and sex

Olive Oil Goombah
08-02-2009, 08:05 AM

Senator C. Palantine
08-02-2009, 08:07 AM
My golf game goes hard.

08-02-2009, 08:57 AM
Yeah, there is something like a dresscode for golf. Actually, i don't care about my game, just about looking good on the green bwhaha.

08-02-2009, 09:28 PM
i come from the home of golf - where tiger woods won the open if u can guess

been learning only in the last few years at the practice range and starting to get more constant with my irons and stop slicing with the driver

I will play the old course one day

Art Vandelay
08-03-2009, 09:41 AM
i golf maybe once a year, and ironically, i am going golfing in about 4 hours. i haven't golfed since last september. golf is probably the only thing that i am horrible at that i can still have fun doing it. well that and sex

after yesterday, i'm thinking i am better at sex

08-03-2009, 10:37 AM
My friends and I have gotten into golf in the last 3 years or so. We've only played at this 18 hole par 3 course though in Queens. I enjoy it a lot, but have not dedicated the time needed to get good at it. Played last Friday and shot an 82. My big problem isn't putting or the tee shot, it's that 2nd/3rd/4th shot off the grass.

Anybody in here in the NYC area? If so where do you play?

Olive Oil Goombah
08-03-2009, 06:45 PM
after yesterday, i'm thinking i am better at sex

damn, what did you shoot?? 150?

Art Vandelay
08-04-2009, 01:18 PM
i don't even know. it was a scramble. needless to say, we didn't play my shot too many times. but the i.c. light was excellent... (p.s., toochski, check for a funny autographed framed photo they auctioned off at the golf outing. i don't feel like upoading it yet.)


Charles Barry
03-25-2012, 05:24 PM
Tiger's on the 18th about to get his first PGA Tour win since 2009. Glad to see son back on top. He's definitely bringing some strange back to the room tonight.

03-26-2012, 04:52 PM

check two
03-28-2012, 07:16 PM
--Augusta National’s conundrum: Should the golf club purposely not invite a woman?


check two
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check two
06-30-2013, 07:10 AM
lol @ this bitch

-Jessica Korda fired her caddie during the middle of her round at the U.S. Open