View Full Version : A verse I wrote last night

11-24-2008, 11:39 AM
Dicky dicky dandy, children I have none
but that man's father is my father's son, check it
crazy monkey number one, honey grab your tommy gun
rip the habit off a nun, shit, I ripped another one
Yeah, I'm having lots of fun, tasting Captain Morgan rum
if you try to diss me, hun, I'll shove a sword right up your bum
Brother I still love my mum, pick me up when I feel dumb,
Another for my daddy dung, help me past the second rung
Steering wheel, orange peel, make a good casino deal
you know I'm ill, pickles dill, clock you off one to nil
Historically, the gods smiled, bless the child, let's go wild
Let's get high, touch the sky, to the place where camels fly
now don't die, see ya, bye, I cry and cry and cry and cry
Party! Smoke Bob Marley, have a dolly Barbie, eat some border collie, lolly
Mustard, ketchup, relish every day, before too long you'll know what's wrong and then your wife we'll spay
Alright then lets fight then, let's go fly a kite then
Get back or I'll bite then, just because I'm white then
I'm still sick, tricky dick, oil slick, monkey frick, fleshy stick,
you know I kick, I light the verbal candle wick
Arm Leg Leg Arm Head, please step back or you'll be dead
Papa Smurf his hat is red, Chickenheads bake sticky bread
Happy Days, Angry nights, Verbal Swords and Barrow Wights
I'm crazy dope, quite contrite, spartan women give you frights
Smokin weed, hyperspeed, done dirt deeds, take the lead
Now you're hit, every bit, now stop and watch me burn that shit

Prince Rai
11-24-2008, 11:52 AM
lol different but entertaining for sure. welcome to the forums.