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Durag
11-26-2008, 09:57 AM
Where the fuck is everybody?


This place has been wack the last while, people must be out doing shit they think is more important than been on Wu-Corp. Wtf is up with that?


We need something to take us out of the hole we're in, something grandiose that will bring everyone toghether, but what could possible be that epic?



WE NEED TO SAVE WU-CORP



Ive took it upon myself to come up with possible solutions to this crisis, which is threatning to destroy wu-corp and its members lives forever. Wu-Corp has given us so much, its given Slothy a new life, given Pat more female attention than ever, givin mini the chace to get a man, given CharlesJones a chance to actually be noticed, exposed Technician, given Skamp a reason to live etc etc, its time to give something back.


I think Wu-Corp CAN be saved, and i think i have a few ideas as to what can save it:

1. CharlesJones to have sex with a woman that isnt rape, and to actually start a proper relationship, that isnt a case of kidnapping and forced sex.

2. Pat Bateman to get a haircut. Yes, i may be going to far with this one, but can you imagine the reaction of the corp?

3. Tissa to post his nudes. This would be epic.

4. Someone to find Skampoes infamous porno on youporn.com, which has been compared to rhino's having sex. It could be the greatest piece of porno ever. Either that or the most disgusting, but it would have the corp in a stir.

5. Ironman to start dealing, cocking gats, fuckin hoes and all that. To turn into a nigga, his most hated speciman.

6. DJMethods to annouce that he is, in fact gay. It is comfirmed when someone hacks into his computer and finds gay porn everywhere.

7. Mini gets aids. We've all asked it to ourselves, but the possibility is still there

8. The return of duh G.O.D, G.A.V.I.N aka STYLE

9. Masta Killa dies

10. Pictures surface of Taruo doing ballet dancing. We know Tauro is a 6 ft something beast that you wouldnt mess with, but who knows?

11. Fermi to actually make a funny post


I go for the Tissa nudes

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 10:19 AM
I think a black president and a funny Fermi post all in one year is too much to ask.

Durag
11-26-2008, 10:22 AM
Yeah probably. Maybe im going a little too far with that one, but the possibilites of the others remain.

THIS IS IMPORTANT PEOPLE. WE NEED TO SAVE THE CORP.

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 10:28 AM
I went with CJ.

CJ and Ironman are running this shit at the moment.

'Funny' posters have had their day. We no longer want to laugh with people, we want to laugh at them.

Ironman for president.

JASPER
11-26-2008, 10:38 AM
If CJ were to get a girlfriend, this board would collapse and we would never hear from him again.

Unban Ed and all those Corpse fuckers and make me admin. That would defenitely give this place an injection of EXCITITUDE!

Longbongcilvaringz
11-26-2008, 10:41 AM
I'll get a hair cut in the next couple of days.

I can't guarantee that it will help, but i'll do whatever i can.

Durag
11-26-2008, 11:13 AM
Unban Ed and all those Corpse fuckers and make me admin. That would defenitely give this place an injection of EXCITITUDE!

I think this could be a good idea. What is Ed and all of them banned for anyways? I highly doubt this would happen, but at least it would liven the place up a bit

I'll get a hair cut in the next couple of days.

I can't guarantee that it will help, but i'll do whatever i can.


Thanks Pat. The Corp needs it.

TAURO
11-26-2008, 11:23 AM
Are you talking about wu-corp as a whole or just gen chat?

Durag
11-26-2008, 11:25 AM
Gen chat, the Wu-chambers pretty active, although the hip-hop shop has been pretty dead for the last year or that. I dont really check the other sections much so i wouldnt know, but gen chat has been really bad the last while

DR. NICK RIVIERA
11-26-2008, 11:28 AM
BRING PABLOBALUBA AND DON JOHNSON BACK.

And Robert should stop rigging threads. Like this...

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=62511



He's trying to much, and that's killing it the wrong way.

Look at the Begongo vs. Ironman fight that happened a few days ago [u can see some of it in Durag's sig]. It was all natural.

That's how it's always been in here. Natural. Like Skampoe in the Zoo. Natural.

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 11:28 AM
There's a lack of beef.

I've been randomnly insulting people on here for a while with no success.

(Fuck you Robert, Patrick, Durag and Ironman)

DR. NICK RIVIERA
11-26-2008, 11:29 AM
Oh yeah, and I voted for Masta Killa, cuz he's a vegetarian and needs to die.

Durag
11-26-2008, 11:34 AM
Yeah we definitly need more beef. That Begongo vs Ironman one is hilarious, but too much of us are similar. We need more serious members who get offended and dont get our sense of humour and start beefs.

Eat a nigga dick Wolf

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 11:37 AM
Yeah the funniest thing of the Corp is where people take obvious jokes seriously.

When I said black people had it easy despite slavery, racial profiling etc because they didnt get sunburnt, Ironman took it seriously and went bananas.

Goof times, god.

Fuck you Durag. You cant stand my watch because it reeks of success!

DR. NICK RIVIERA
11-26-2008, 11:42 AM
I like you guys.

And, both of you, shut up.

Robert
11-26-2008, 11:42 AM
Slothy thought your watch was ok.

I think he can end the recession if only those calling for his instant banning would settle down.

Robert
11-26-2008, 11:44 AM
There's a lack of beef.

I've been randomnly insulting people on here for a while with no success.

(Fuck you Robert, Patrick, Durag and Ironman)

That's it. Tomorrow we will have an epic text battle.

You've really asked for it now.

Durag
11-26-2008, 11:49 AM
Ironman my be our last hope

That or Tissa nudes, i cant believe more people are going for that!


Wolfy, i cant stand your watch coz it reeks of argos. Argos nigga?! You were screwed out of your 12 bucks. Its probably made of hardened toilet paper, painted gold to sell to some idiot. Then they seen you coming, and collectivly all laughed. You thought it was funny so you laughed too. Then you bought it. really wolfy smh

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 11:51 AM
haha,

It does weigh about the same as a piece of tracing paper.

It's a ho magnet.

Durag
11-26-2008, 11:57 AM
I think you should show it to mini. One glimpse of that and youd have that pussy in the bag. I cant deny it, that watch almost had me going. But then i found out it came from argos.

haha, Masta Killa dying has two votes. Would Masta Killa give his life for the corp? Its clearly what the fans want

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 12:00 PM
Raekwon you fat fuck drop CL2 for christ sake!!

Durag
11-26-2008, 12:01 PM
Yeah, i thought about including CL2, but then i thought no now that IS going too far. Ive already went far enough with Fermi making a funny post, but CL2 is just rediculous.

IrOnMaN
11-26-2008, 12:18 PM
Oh my, God. I'm loving the people who are showing me love, especially my boy Durag. +rep if I could.}:|

WTC needs a new reputation system, seriously. How come I can't give out rep.? The fuck is up with that shit? And that bitch Pat Batman used to like me but then his head got big like a lion. He likes -rep. me so he can boost his self-esteem. Dude, I don't have a problem with you but fucking stop with that clock-radio speaker shit, please.}:|

Begongo is a straight bitch! All he thinks about is his clock-radio dick. I'd say 87.6% of all my posts that he's quoted, he mentions dicks, my dick. Dude, no thanks. Then he -rep. me. I would like some rep. bars. I'm a good poster, too. Why does that fucker.....ummm...Sentor Palentine get three rep. bars instead of me? That's clock-radio shit!:mmmyah:

We also needs some new active mods, too. That's really what's need right now. But make the selections fair. Don't give the power to some clock-radio thick glass wearing nerd who spends like 17.8 hours on the internet and jackoff to animal sex. Please don't give the power to them because WTC will fall hard like a 34 ton meteorite. This bitch WILL be DEAD!!:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah:...:mmmyah:

Give the power to someone who isn't weak, lame, and scared like Pat. Charles Jones would make a perfect mod. TSA, Durag, Ironman, Nicky, Graveyard, Blackula, Mic Tyson, and many more.:mmmyah:

Think about it.}:|

THE MASON
11-26-2008, 12:18 PM
If DJ Methods announced he was gay, that would blow the corp away

lets be serious tho what are the chances of that happening?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
11-26-2008, 12:20 PM
^^pretty big, I heard he's Australian

Durag
11-26-2008, 12:21 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA at Ironmans clock radion's, damn, how many times did he mention that

THE MASON
11-26-2008, 12:24 PM
i dunno he uses the clock radio analogy a lot and i like it

ima call more weak people clock radio's lol

Ironman's on point

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 12:26 PM
Why does that fucker.....ummm...Sentor Palentine get three rep. bars instead of me? That's clock-radio shit!:mmmyah:




Think about it.}:|

Dont forget that you have 5x as many posts as me.

http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/radio-clock-with-built-in-camera-and-mic-to-spy.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
11-26-2008, 12:45 PM
Oh my, God. I'm loving the people who are showing me love, especially my boy Durag. +rep if I could.}:|

WTC needs a new reputation system, seriously. How come I can't give out rep.? The fuck is up with that shit? And that bitch Pat Batman used to like me but then his head got big like a lion. He likes -rep. me so he can boost his self-esteem. Dude, I don't have a problem with you but fucking stop with that clock-radio speaker shit, please.}:|

Begongo is a straight bitch! All he thinks about is his clock-radio dick. I'd say 87.6% of all my posts that he's quoted, he mentions dicks, my dick. Dude, no thanks. Then he -rep. me. I would like some rep. bars. I'm a good poster, too. Why does that fucker.....ummm...Sentor Palentine get three rep. bars instead of me? That's clock-radio shit!:mmmyah:

We also needs some new active mods, too. That's really what's need right now. But make the selections fair. Don't give the power to some clock-radio thick glass wearing nerd who spends like 17.8 hours on the internet and jackoff to animal sex. Please don't give the power to them because WTC will fall hard like a 34 ton meteorite. This bitch WILL be DEAD!!:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah:...:mmmyah:

Give the power to someone who isn't weak, lame, and scared like Pat. Charles Jones would make a perfect mod. TSA, Durag, Ironman, Nicky, Graveyard, Blackula, Mic Tyson, and many more.:mmmyah:

Think about it.}:|


hahaha

i think Ironman may be able to save it.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-26-2008, 12:48 PM
The notion that i am not the perfect candidate for General Chat mod status is utterly ridiculous.

I am in a better position than any other member here to mod this section.

I'm being serious, no other regular poster in gen chat has qualifications any where near my own.

IrOnMaN
11-26-2008, 12:53 PM
^^^You and T.S.A. are currently tied.

EAGLE EYE
11-26-2008, 01:03 PM
The notion that i am not the perfect candidate for General Chat mod status is utterly ridiculous.

I am in a better position than any other member here to mod this section.

I'm being serious, no other regular poster in gen chat has qualifications any where near my own.






youre kinda right, but I would be wayyy more funnier with my reasons for banning people or locking threads

TSA
11-26-2008, 01:17 PM
Yeah the funniest thing of the Corp is where people take obvious jokes seriously. LOL

When I said black people had it easy despite slavery, racial profiling etc because they didnt get sunburnt, Ironman took it seriously and went bananas. LOL

Goof times, god. LOL

Fuck you Durag. You cant stand my watch because it reeks of success! LOL
troy d troy d troy d

gen chat has gotten to sharp for that these days LOL, thats why i post in KTL, they still take everything dead serious and are insane 90% of the time LOL, but in gen chat i would never be able to drop a supreme banger like "what does sperm taste like to you" LOL and get the same amount of luv LOL

unless Charles Jones LOL drops a 2 page post in it. LOL
that would be awkward LOL.

TSA
11-26-2008, 01:21 PM
I actually took some nood shots (way before 002), but the thing that uploads pics on my computer is being a clock radio speaker, they're wilder then fuckin jumanji

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-26-2008, 05:02 PM
troy d troy d troy d

gen chat has gotten to sharp for that these days LOL, thats why i post in KTL, they still take everything dead serious and are insane 90% of the time LOL, but in gen chat i would never be able to drop a supreme banger like "what does sperm taste like to you" LOL and get the same amount of luv LOL

unless Charles Jones LOL drops a 2 page post in it. LOL
that would be awkward LOL.

KTL is a goldmine of unintentional comedy, but too many "gen-chat types" would ruin it. I probably post there as much as I do in gen chat.

The Hound
11-26-2008, 05:09 PM
Ironman can NOT save general chat

a self confessed black man with a 5 inch penis can not be the saviour ...

IrOnMaN
11-26-2008, 05:28 PM
Ironman can NOT save general chat

a self confessed black man with a 5 inch penis can not be the saviour ...


Will....you.....please.....shut...the.....fuck.... up! What in the hell are you talking about? This is what I'm talking about. Who said anything about a dick? Who, nigger? Who? You clock-radio, 3 inch thick eye glass wearing, scared behind a fucking computer screen, arms shaking like a crackhead, little bullshiter you. Who tha fuck was talking to you? I know I wasn't. Dude, I don't like you. And you ain't shit. So, you can take that weak ass post of yours and shove it where the sun don't shine.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-26-2008, 05:33 PM
Ironman, I am growing to love your furious, misguided rage.

Have you thought about combining your two favorite insults and calling people "clock-radio niggers"?

Either way, we may have our differences, but I enjoy your presence on wu-corp.

Happy Thanksgiving.

JerseyIronman
11-26-2008, 05:38 PM
Will....you.....please.....shut...the.....fuck.... up! What in the hell are you talking about? This is what I'm talking about. Who said anything about a dick? Who, nigger? Who? You clock-radio, 3 inch thick eye glass wearing, scared behind a fucking computer screen, arms shaking like a crackhead, little bullshiter you. Who tha fuck was talking to you? I know I wasn't. Dude, I don't like you. And you ain't shit. So, you can take that weak ass post of yours and shove it where the sun don't shine.

HAHAHAHHAAHAH

i have never felt so compelled to quote someone in my sig before

IrOnMaN
11-26-2008, 05:44 PM
Ironman, I am growing to love your furious, misguided rage.

Have you thought about combining your two favorite insults and calling people "clock-radio niggers"?

Either way, we may have our differences, but I enjoy your presence on wu-corp.

Happy Thanksgiving.

And Happy Bird Day to you, too!

HAHAHAHHAAHAH

i have never felt so compelled to quote someone in my sig before

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....HA

The Hound
11-26-2008, 06:44 PM
Will....you.....please.....shut...the.....fuck.... up! What in the hell are you talking about? This is what I'm talking about. Who said anything about a dick? Who, nigger? Who? You clock-radio, 3 inch thick eye glass wearing, scared behind a fucking computer screen, arms shaking like a crackhead, little bullshiter you. Who tha fuck was talking to you? I know I wasn't. Dude, I don't like you. And you ain't shit. So, you can take that weak ass post of yours and shove it where the sun don't shine.

listen here needle dick ... i was talking ABOUT YOU NOT TO YOU ... do you understand the difference? here, the difference is

"Talking about you"
'HEH, that Ironman has a small dick

"Talking to you"
Hey, Ironman, you have a small dick

see the fucking difference? ... i didn't quote you nor did i direct anything of my post directly to you HENCE I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER SO WHY ARE YOU NOW TALKING TO ME?

WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING TO YOU? I KNOW I WASN'T

you can take that extremely long and hard post of yours and stick it up your arse and understand what a real penis is ...

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE BLACK AND HAVE A SMALL DICK ...

and stop saying clock radio speakers ... get your own shit ... it was funny the one time you said it but now you've said 89,383 times IT ISN'T FUNNY ANY MORE

HANZO
11-26-2008, 06:57 PM
well activity on Allah's stock exchange has been minimal as of late. maybe the decreased level of trading has caused for this recession. someone needs to ring the bell and get Allah's stock exchange running again.

this may solve this recession.

you can always unban the corpse members but only make them post in the wu-chamber and KTL.

TSA
11-26-2008, 06:59 PM
hhhmm....should i bump up the stock exchange?

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 07:02 PM
Here's the problem.

STYLE left.

Skampoe left.

TheWolf left.

TSA is being too nice to people lately. It scares me.

Han is too balck for BET.

Whers watches porn.

Robert is a faggit.

It's 2008 and people are still claiming GZa to be better the Uey.

EAGLE EYE
11-26-2008, 07:02 PM
well activity on Allah's stock exchange has been minimal as of late. maybe the decreased level of trading has caused for this recession. someone needs to ring the bell and get Allah's stock exchange running again.

this may solve this recession.

you can always unban the corpse members but only make them post in the wu-chamber and KTL.

Un-banning them is like that imagination land south park episode.

I've been to the other side. You dont wanna do it. Trust me.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-26-2008, 07:04 PM
hhhmm....should i bump up the stock exchange?

You might as well do it while CharlesJones is at an all-time high.

TSA
11-26-2008, 07:09 PM
Here's the problem.

STYLE left.

Skampoe left.

TheWolf left.

TSA is being too nice to people lately. It scares me.

Han is too balck for BET.

Whers watches porn.

Robert is a faggit.

It's 2008 and people are still claiming GZa to be better the Uey.
collassal blows.

i wish i wasn't part of deuh problem, but lately everyone that wants me to be a dick to them are wack

Art Vandeleelyah

what the hell im i gonna say about art vandeoldahh? honestly? that's just wack, even if i dropped dope shit it would be wack on the strength of irrevelance

the last person i could say dope stuff about was Tonearm, cause he was atleast relevant..but ART VANEALYEYAY, that's all thats lefT?


that's like Technician making a diss track on Eminem.

even being as big a douche as technician is, what the fuck would Eminem say if a guy came up to him and said "yo, technician is dissin you son"

TSA
11-26-2008, 07:10 PM
i even tried having back and forth with General wise and came to find out that guy has 0 sense of humor what so ever.

he's dead serious about this wucorp thing.

The Hound
11-26-2008, 07:14 PM
would you have things to say about me if everyone was still here? :(

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 07:15 PM
All the good posters seem to get in at the moment.

There's no under-lying hatred.

Under-lying hatred is needed.

STYLE was a genuine, real-life, 100% dick. We need another one, but one with the power of duh crayola too'

Ironman you fucking faggit, learn to use photoshop.

Faggit.

JASPER
11-26-2008, 07:16 PM
Ironman you fucking faggit, learn to use photoshop.

Faggit.
AHAHAHAHAHAAA!

SKAMPOE
11-26-2008, 07:28 PM
Soon The God Will Be Back Permanantly To Save The Day Once Moe Again...

TSA
11-26-2008, 07:45 PM
would you have things to say about me if everyone was still here? :(
yes

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-26-2008, 07:47 PM
Soon The God Will Be Back Permanantly To Save The Day Once Moe Again...

What is the story behind your absence?

TSA
11-26-2008, 07:49 PM
he calms its cause obama won? idk, wtf?

but its really cause he did PCP (like style) posted about it (like style) then quit the next morning (like style)

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-26-2008, 07:51 PM
I figured he either couldn't pay his internet bill or he got his head stuck in a bag of doritos.

Either way, I missed him, somewhat.

SKAMPOE
11-26-2008, 07:53 PM
Wrong^

I Will Be Back And All Will Be Explained...

TSA
11-26-2008, 07:54 PM
http://a175.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/45/l_0084a13e12d3df1b55da8f74910c967e.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=8999988&albumID=2108371&imageID=42484052#a=2108371&i=42484058)

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
11-26-2008, 07:57 PM
Wrong^

I Will Be Back And All Will Be Explained...

Well, good. I missed you. (No homo)

SKAMPOE
11-26-2008, 07:58 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/2TdG78uXTgrugarxKaC6iCGRo1_500.jpg

Prolifical ENG
11-26-2008, 07:58 PM
Recessions are generally bad, but there are occasions in which recessions are not necessarily bad, but in fact they are essential.

EAGLE EYE
11-26-2008, 08:00 PM
Soon The God Will Be Back Permanantly To Save The Day Once Moe Again...


http://krlx.org/uploads/snoop_dogg_and_sour_nerds.jpg

SKAMPOE
11-26-2008, 08:02 PM
hates non wiggers^

supreme M
11-26-2008, 08:06 PM
sup with my big homie skampeezy?

SKAMPOE
11-26-2008, 08:09 PM
Chillen Main, Makin Muzac!!

Peep Ma Sig

Durag
11-27-2008, 09:35 AM
I actually took some nood shots (way before 002), but the thing that uploads pics on my computer is being a clock radio speaker, they're wilder then fuckin jumanji

Post that shit nigga, the corp needs it

Senator C. Palantine
11-27-2008, 10:11 AM
To 'do an Ironman': to go against a racial stereotype.

(be a black man with a micro-penis)


Edit...oops, wrong thread.

I cant be bothered to move it because, looking back, it wasnt very funny anyway.

IrOnMaN
11-28-2008, 12:01 PM
^^Both you and that hoe Tonearm Terrowrist are both clock-radio speakers. Just admit that you're both weak as hell. Scared, walking with your heads down, angry look, and wear thick glasses. Messed up hair cuts, talking shoes, and jacking off to amine shit. You are both clock-radios for sure.:yes:

Longbongcilvaringz
11-28-2008, 02:07 PM
I am in a drunken stupour and this thread is hurting my head.

Dokuro
11-28-2008, 06:01 PM
eD returns

Professor Poopsnagle
11-28-2008, 06:03 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/ABIdXbHTGglzy0g2RFnXQlIgo1_400.jpg

IrOnMaN
11-29-2008, 10:41 AM
^^^Good lord!!!8O Who is she?

Ritter
11-29-2008, 10:47 AM
^^^Good lord!!!8O Who is she?

What he said.

Sgt Holly Wood
11-29-2008, 12:11 PM
dunno what the fuck would save this crappy site

anyways on this thread i have achieved and reached the postage amount of Two with Triple Zeros


thats a beautiful thing yall, Holla at ya kinfolk bitches!!