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Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 06:08 PM
On the whole, life sucks.

Fo' real.

Discuss.

Also, go pick up uniforms.

JASPER
11-26-2008, 06:10 PM
I don't have a clock radio. ;(

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 06:12 PM
You mean you cant set your radio to wake you up in the morning?

Sometimes suicide is a viable option.

This is one of those times.

JASPER
11-26-2008, 06:17 PM
Now that I think of it, I don't even own a radio at all. And even if I had one, it wouldn't have a clock on it, because I decide for myself when I wake up. I now am convinced my life is better than yours. Think about that next time you wake up hearing that same shitty Coldplay song again. I'll be snoozing.

JerseyIronman
11-26-2008, 06:17 PM
Palantine's mother has a wide entrance, small exit like a funnel

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 06:23 PM
I just discovered Whers watches porn.

Is there nothing pure left in the world.

(helicopter sound)

TSA
11-26-2008, 06:29 PM
Palantine's mother has a wide entrance, small exit like a funnel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahah

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-26-2008, 06:30 PM
i was on my way to college on monday and took the bus. i was only a few more stops away from my stop before it crashed along a main road. i was sitting on the top deck near the middle. when the bus crashed it veered to the left and veered to the right very quickly and then stopped suddenly. if the bus was travelling a little faster and i hadn't held my arms out to break my fall then i would have went flying over and then down the stairs.


life got a little too exciting for me the other day.

life can't be that bad for you, palantine. what's duh problem?

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 06:32 PM
It just sucks.

Go to work.
Go to the pub.
See the same friends you see all the time.
Shag the same attractive, but slightly overwieght, girl.

When I was younger I thought adult life would be on some Boom Box shit, but really its some Clock Radio shit.

(send me an up to date photo!)

JASPER
11-26-2008, 06:33 PM
i was on my way to college on monday and took the bus. i was only a few more stops away from my stop before it crashed along a main road. i was sitting on the top deck near the middle. when the bus crashed it veered to the left and veered to the right very quickly and then stopped suddenly. if the bus was travelling a little faster and i hadn't held my arms out to break my fall then i would have went flying over and then down the stairs.


life got a little too exciting for me the other day.

life can't be that bad for you, palantine. what's duh problem?Do you take the same bus as minibumpsh? I heard her bus driver gives her bumpy rides too.

supreme M
11-26-2008, 06:41 PM
lol whos idea was it to put a clock on a radio?
lets put a dvd in the microwave

Senator C. Palantine
11-26-2008, 06:42 PM
Or put FreeMurda in a recording booth?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-26-2008, 06:58 PM
It just sucks.

Go to work.
Go to the pub.
See the same friends you see all the time.
Shag the same attractive, but slightly overwieght, girl.

When I was younger I thought adult life would be on some Boom Box shit, but really its some Clock Radio shit.

(send me an up to date photo!)

move to a bigger city, preferably one that attracts lots of tourists. that way you can go international without leaving the country. :thumbup:

and, no photos.

Do you take the same bus as minibumpsh? I heard her bus driver gives her bumpy rides too.

not the same bus, no. i can't say i like bumpy rides much, but it was the only bump/ride i got in like 2 months straight! }:| (i'm still sort of on/off with J)


lets put a dvd in the microwave

you know, i thought of that idea a few months back. it is actually a brilliant idea because for people who can't cook, they might find it hard to follow cookery books. so, if they could watch a cookery program on their microwave as they go along then life would be a lot easier for them. :chef: