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TSA
11-27-2008, 06:48 PM
i mean seriously!?


quick recap on Nigeria.


http://www.nigerianmuse.com/images/sinosat-2-1.jpg
Nigcomsat, nigeria's first satelite just got lost in space, lol
there's a huge debate to launch another one, alot of ppl are saying it's a waste of money, others are saying doooo it so we don't look gay.


http://www.voanews.com/english/images/afp_nigeria_nuhu_ribadu_12Sep06.jpg
Ribahu, the guy thats leading the anti corruption fight got arrested out of nowhere. For no reason, now they're trying to make up some bullshit. Anyone not familiar with his work should know he has taken several governers and politicians out of work and in jail cause he's that ill with the technique.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Blotter/abc_ribadu_080328_mn.jpg
I think it was a gay plot to shut him up, but whoever did the poorly planned plot is realizing that in a democracy if you wanna scum around you have to be WELL planned and not so spontaneous and real.




http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/07/30/31NOLLYWOOD,0.jpg
The Nollywood industry is in a recession caused by the financial crisis. Because of that, movie makers are hiring fags from Ghana in their movies leading to a Ghana Invasion. Ghananian actors are notoriously of lower quality and work less but are well accepted in nigeria and ghana making them profitable.

http://coderdx.com/Projects/underdarock/images/psqaurelost.jpg
P-Square, Nigerian pop sensation, officially has higher sales then any american artist this year, i personally think this would make the the highest selling in the world right now, but idk why it hasn't been announced. They've sold close to 7 million records of their new album that i can't remember the name but is pack with hits like Ifunaya.

http://www.mugama.com/images/psquare_gameover.jpg
ok yeah, it's Game Over. Wikipedia has it at 3 million, yeah right.
wutang is stupid and needs to go to africa, it's the only place ppl are selling records. Ja Rule basically lives there lol. busta and 50 are in nigeria atleast 1 a month it seems and busta is on tour with P-square later this year.









xINmoCGmNV0
the 2 biggest hits in africa EVER + Nollywood are from igbos
GIVE US OUR COINS

Senator C. Palantine
11-27-2008, 06:54 PM
No one, except Han, has any money.

The 24hrs of happiness that was created by Obama being elected has passed.

The things that Thatcher did continue to fuck up our country.

It's cold.

The roads are shit.

The public transport is shit.

Everyone is depressed.

HANZO
11-27-2008, 06:57 PM
how on earth can you lose a satellite?? that shit cost $300million.

and yes i have money.

TSA
11-27-2008, 07:00 PM
its nigerians lol

HANZO
11-27-2008, 07:03 PM
back in my old country, a secret mafia/military/government organisation is on trial. the group's aim was basically to stir shit up in the country. so they are blamed with being the cause of many military coup's, assassination's, drug trade, starting a terrorist organisation so the country is instable, and stirring up shit between the fascists and commies.

shits to real.

Senator C. Palantine
11-27-2008, 07:05 PM
back in my old country, a secret mafia/military/government organisation is on trial. the group's aim was basically to stir shit up in the country. so they are blamed with being the cause of many military coup's, assassination's, drug trade, starting a terrorist organisation so the country is instable, and stirring up shit between the fascists and commies.

shits to real.

Are you Welsh?

David Columbine
11-27-2008, 07:08 PM
i mean seriously!?


quick recap on Nigeria.


http://www.nigerianmuse.com/images/sinosat-2-1.jpg
Nigcomsat, nigeria's first satelite just got lost in space, lol
there's a huge debate to launch another one, alot of ppl are saying it's a waste of money, others are saying doooo it so we don't look gay.


http://www.voanews.com/english/images/afp_nigeria_nuhu_ribadu_12Sep06.jpg
Ribahu, the guy thats leading the anti corruption fight got arrested out of nowhere. For no reason, now they're trying to make up some bullshit. Anyone not familiar with his work should know he has taken several governers and politicians out of work and in jail cause he's that ill with the technique.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Blotter/abc_ribadu_080328_mn.jpg
I think it was a gay plot to shut him up, but whoever did the poorly planned plot is realizing that in a democracy if you wanna scum around you have to be WELL planned and not so spontaneous and real.




http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/07/30/31NOLLYWOOD,0.jpg
The Nollywood industry is in a recession caused by the financial crisis. Because of that, movie makers are hiring fags from Ghana in their movies leading to a Ghana Invasion. Ghananian actors are notoriously of lower quality and work less but are well accepted in nigeria and ghana making them profitable.

http://coderdx.com/Projects/underdarock/images/psqaurelost.jpg
P-Square, Nigerian pop sensation, officially has higher sales then any american artist this year, i personally think this would make the the highest selling in the world right now, but idk why it hasn't been announced. They've sold close to 7 million records of their new album that i can't remember the name but is pack with hits like Ifunaya.

http://www.mugama.com/images/psquare_gameover.jpg
ok yeah, it's Game Over. Wikipedia has it at 3 million, yeah right.
wutang is stupid and needs to go to africa, it's the only place ppl are selling records. Ja Rule basically lives there lol. busta and 50 are in nigeria atleast 1 a month it seems and busta is on tour with P-square later this year.









xINmoCGmNV0
the 2 biggest hits in africa EVER + Nollywood are from igbos
GIVE US OUR COINS

I recently watched a documentary about the evil shown to Nigerian "child witches" it was horrific, and made me question whether we have fully evolved yet.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zbDu0-K9cPk

Professor Poopsnagle
11-27-2008, 07:14 PM
Our government wants to keep a database with every single detail about our children's genitalia and their sex life. From their masturbation habits to pubic hairstyles.

You can't walk through the city without being hassled by some UNICEF cuntlette with 250 questions.

If you go to prison for murder in the Netherlands, chances are you will get out before many pot dealers will in the USA.

Fuck Europe.

TSA
11-27-2008, 07:19 PM
I recently watched a documentary about the evil shown to Nigerian "child witches" it was horrific, and made me question whether we have fully evolved yet.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zbDu0-K9cPk
niggas should have went to chucch


you should watch the one where the american blows the horses dick puts it on the internet and makes millions off americans that glory in the multimillion dollar industry of blowing horse dicks

Senator C. Palantine
11-27-2008, 07:21 PM
I honestly believe U-God to be the only fully evolved human specimen.

TSA
11-27-2008, 07:30 PM
and cappadonna doesnt count cause he wasnt born human
Darrel Hills is his alias....his government name is God.

The Hound
11-27-2008, 08:01 PM
pfffft ... all of this thread is insignificant ... the daily telegraph ran a story approx. 15 pages in about two girls hugh jackman kissed when he was 9 years old ... i almost stopped in the middle of my morning shit when i read this on the toilet it was such an incredible story i HAD to know

they also ran 9 pages on a murder trial verdict everyone had forgotten about because it happened 16 years ago

first day of the second test between australia and new zealand started an hour ago
New Zealand 45/0 (12.3 ov)
Australia
New Zealand won the toss and elected to bat first

Day 1 - Session 1 New Zealand RR 3.60
Last 10 ovs 41/0 RR 4.10

Min overs remaining 77.4
a flesh eating deadly spider was found out to be a hoax

teen injured in car jacking

"dad, i've been shot" MUMBAI HERO PHONES HOME ... ET ON HOLD

but the story of the day is
Jodhi's brother bashed 'pimp' policeman (http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,24719370-5013560,00.html)

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6372691,00.jpg (http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,24719370-5013560,00.html) THE brother of Jodhi Meares has been found guilty of assaulting a cop he thought was a pimp.

Olive Oil Goombah
11-27-2008, 08:10 PM
Gas is as low as I can remember for a while.

The stock market went up for the 3rd consecutive day.

All television is going to be digital next year.

The great thing about crack? It brought the price of pussy down to 5 bucks.

Tony Bandana
11-27-2008, 09:23 PM
I got the block so hot that ive been contracted for the winter to melt snow

ONGH

hahaha

TSA
11-27-2008, 09:30 PM
AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhahAHAha!

SL33
11-28-2008, 03:10 AM
P-Square hahahahahah lol, I've read something about them on the internet lol

Robert
11-28-2008, 03:47 AM
Looks like that poor excuse for a movie, "Australia" is going to bomb at the box office (US).

That fat cunt John Daly is playing in the Australian Open for golf.

A couple of Aussies died in Mumbai.

Two teenage lesbians who killed a girl and dumped her in a bin have been separated in prison.

The Hound
11-28-2008, 04:25 AM
daly got paid $50k to play in the open and missed the cut at 5+ ...

Durag
11-28-2008, 04:32 AM
HAHHAHHHAHAHA Nigeria lost a satelite


Tissa, one of the biggest news stories in my city was about that Nigerian woman again, Pamela Enitan Izevbekhai. Her deportation date is comeing up, and shes pleading with the government to let her stay, but of course being the considerate people they are basically told her to get the fuck out of country. The E.U have stepped in, im not sure exactly what they done.

Then the Nigerian government got invovled and said their really pissed of the way shes portraying the country. They said female genitlia mutilation only occurs with the parents consent, and that it wouldnt happed to her other two daughters. Although they didnt explain why it was performed on her first child who subsequently died. THey said that she'll be safe in nigeria.

Idk why the Irish government wont let them stay. Ignorant fucks.


Elsewhere Dublin is turning into a warzone. Two rival drug gangs have been fueding for the last month or two and everynight theres murders, shootingd, beatings, attacks etc.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
11-28-2008, 11:36 AM
fags from Ghana??? man you sure be talking wreckless homie

Robert
11-28-2008, 12:20 PM
Breaking news: apparently you can get a $200 fine for street drinking in Perth.

That is all.

TSA
11-28-2008, 12:52 PM
HAHHAHHHAHAHA Nigeria lost a satelite


Tissa, one of the biggest news stories in my city was about that Nigerian woman again, Pamela Enitan Izevbekhai. Her deportation date is comeing up, and shes pleading with the government to let her stay, but of course being the considerate people they are basically told her to get the fuck out of country. The E.U have stepped in, im not sure exactly what they done.

Then the Nigerian government got invovled and said their really pissed of the way shes portraying the country. They said female genitlia mutilation only occurs with the parents consent, and that it wouldnt happed to her other two daughters. Although they didnt explain why it was performed on her first child who subsequently died. THey said that she'll be safe in nigeria.

Idk why the Irish government wont let them stay. Ignorant fucks.


Elsewhere Dublin is turning into a warzone. Two rival drug gangs have been fueding for the last month or two and everynight theres murders, shootingd, beatings, attacks etc.
that bitch is gay. lol at trying to play on ppls ignorance about the place. nothing in nigeria happens without ppls consent, and genital mutliation or whatever only happens in bumfuck areas that hardly exist anymore.

she'll just get a fake name and sneak about into london anyway, but her gay lies aren't cool, tell her to shut up.

there's this guy that got a school to fund his wife coming her cause he claimed there was a war in nigeria and everyone believed it

power to him and big time LOL, but the genital multilation? that's not cool.


fags from Ghana??? man you sure be talking wreckless homie
hahashahah, my stayment did not mean ppl from ghana are fags, it meant fags from the region known as ghana

they ppl getting casted are fags, i've watched the movies, if they casted straights i would say 'straights from ghana'

The Hound
11-28-2008, 03:04 PM
after trailing 1-0 at half time to queensland fags sydney fc were booed off the field and miraculously had a 1-1 draw

day two of the test between aus and the sheep fuckers starts in about 4 hours ...

New Zealand 262/6 (90.0 ov)
Australia
New Zealand won the toss and elected to bat first

Stumps - Day 1 New Zealand RR 2.91
Last 10 ovs 20/0 RR 2.00

drippie k
11-28-2008, 09:21 PM
in spain, car companies are closing down, housing is getting expensive, the streets are flooding, the prime minister makes deals with with the terrorist group ETA...drugs are getting cheaper though and illegal immigrants make their way to Spain ever day floating on peices of wood

TSA
12-18-2008, 12:50 AM
updates

http://www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2008/m07/y178123535472058.jpg
So there was a governor election in the state of Jos which is smack dab in the middle of the country and irrelevant as fuck.

it was a christian vs a muslim. the christian was in the PCP with his the party that owns nigerias balls and the other one was in ANCP, the party of the weak

anyways PCP won by cheating

....so the muslims started burning down churches...

wow.


seriously..what? Retarded ass news wouldn't come out of nigeria if muslims would stop using everything on earth to blow up churches. The guy wasn't even doing it on behalf of christians, he just out cheated the other guy so that he can win an election.

that's like if we found out obama cheated and then ppl start blowing up KFC's cause he's black.


anyway the death toll was 100 during the first riot, then the christians clapped back wif duh heat and now it's like at 400 mainly muslims got killed.

http://www.nancarrow-webdesk.com/warehouse/storage2/2008-w48/img.423098_t.jpg
the military got deployed but it's started a serious discussion on how backwards the muslims are in nigeria.

if they were their own country they would be the poorest in the world and have caveman level birthrates. on top of that they don't go to school and are wack.
and its not even like they're being oppressed, they run the government, and have for 80% of the countries history, some would argue 100%

i think they're fucking up cause they have too many kids and that's why they riot some much cause there's too many unemployed youths and igbos tend to get employment before them cause ppl hire their family and we have a head start, where as they farm and shit but when they go to cities they're fucked.

all the shit you hear happen in nigeria with muslims and christians is always so stupid shit, then muslims start blowing up churches and christians clap back
they blew up churches over the DANISH cartoons.



the DANISH cartoons...by some guy that probably isn't religious

Koolish
12-18-2008, 01:01 AM
canada has a minority government, so two other major parties combined and tried to overthrow it, the PM said "fuck that, you're all on vacation until late january".

EAGLE EYE
12-18-2008, 01:27 AM
hahahahahahahahhhahhaha

genital mutliation sounds like something that would only happen in Nebraska!

Durag
12-18-2008, 05:32 AM
That Nigerian woman is the being the subject of racist attacks now, with white supremeces telling her to get the fuck out of the country or her family will be killed.

There was more gangland murders in Dublin last night, and some ex bond girl was murdered in her home in the southside of the city at the weekend.

Ireland fucked up with pork as well. Apparantly the person who makes pig feed put some chemical shit into it, so the government took ALL our pork products off the shelf coz apparantly wed get cancer from eating it. THOUSANDS of people lost their jobs, we lost MILLIONS from exports as Russia, Japan etc wouldnt take our products any more, and there was MILLIONS lost in revenue here.

Turned out then that youd have to eat NOTHING but pork all day EVERY day for SIXTY fuckin years for the chemical to have the slighest bit of effect. So beacuse of our stupid governemt and media we lost BILLIONS of money, THOUSANDS lost their jobs, and were not sure if we'll ever recover some of those exports.

What a bunch of fuckin retards running our country.

The Hound
12-18-2008, 06:53 AM
two light planes collided in duh air and one of them crashed into a house near my hood ...

real life danger in pretend situations

there's a gang in the city going around blowing up ATM machines ... they did another two early this morning ...

real life danger in pretend sitatuions

australia inserted it's python dick square into the vagina of the south african cricket team ... took 5 late wickets in about 5 overs ...

Johnson snares lucky seven (http://foxsports.com.au/story/0,,24821087-23209,00.html)

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6406341,00.jpg (http://foxsports.com.au/story/0,,24821087-23209,00.html) MITCHELL Johnson has snared seven wickets to leave South Africa reeling at 8-243 at stumps on day two of the first Test.


some 17 year old redneck in victoria got capped by about 5 coppers and all his degenerate 15 year old pregnant patriot white trash bundy rum drinking friends are in mourning ... i say good riddence to trash

The Hound
12-18-2008, 06:59 AM
LOL one of the plane's had an 89 year old pilot instructor ...

EIGHTY NINE YEARS OLD LOL

Two dead after plane crash at Bankstown Airport

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6405664,00.jpg http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6405687,00.jpg
http://www.news.com.au/images/pagination-arrow-left.gif (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:void%280%29;) Image 1 of 2http://www.news.com.au/images/pagination-arrow-right.gif (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:void%280%29;)
Crash site ... two people are dead after their plane crashed into a backyard. Picture: Toby Zerna
How it happened ... the planes collided about 11.30am (AEDT). Graphic: Eric Auld



VIDEO: Air crash on web (http://player.video.news.com.au/news/#CVnyDs90aX_uHQbwJLIRo1kM9o1oeY9B)

Two planes caught colliding near Bankstown on the aircraft tracking website WebTrak.
Play


Sorry, this video is no longer available.



TWO women, believed to be in their 20s, were killed when a light plane crashed into a house after a mid-air collision with another plane today.
The pilot and her passenger died when their Cessna hit the rear of a two-storey house in Sydney's southwest about 11.30am.

It is believed one of the dead women was a 23-year-old from India who was studying in Sydney.
Assistant Police Commissioner Frank Menilli said the rear of the house was a mess, and the back patio had been destroyed.
But the mother who lived at the home with her newborn baby escaped the tragedy, because she was taking the tot to visit Santa.
Asst Commissioner Menilli said the bodies of the two women had not yet been recovered.
"The bodies are in situ and it is extremely difficult to actually see their age but I expect they are in their late 20s."
The plane crashed on Flame Tree Street in Casula about 11.30am (AEDT). The mid-air collision happened as one of the two planes involved tried to land at Bankstown Airport (http://www.bankstownairport.com.au/).



The other plane sent a mayday call to the airport before it made an emergency landing. Its 25-year-old student pilot and 89-year-old instructor suffered only minor injuries, the ambulance service said.

THE moment when two planes collided in mid-air, sending was captured in astonishing detail on a government website (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,,24818562-2,00.html) intended to help monitor aircraft noise.

A witness has told Fairfax Radio Network the plane that crashed had its tail hanging off before it came down.
"I was going along the M5 and I've just seen this thing coming down ... the tail was hanging off the back and it's crashed into the back of a house up near Box Road and it's absolutely demolished the back of their house," he said.
The owner of the house, Stephen Condina, told local news site the Liverpool Leader (http://liverpool-leader.whereilive.com.au/news/story/two-plans-collide-over-casula/) no one was at home when the plane hit.

“I haven’t been allowed in (to my house) yet to see the damage, but I think (the plane) landed half in the house and half in the backyard,” he said.
His wife Bianca Valerio, 30, was taking her newborn son Aiden and house guests to Liverpool Westfield so the baby could be photographed with Santa.
Her father Gino Valerio, 58, said he was on his way to the house as the plane crashed in to the back verandah.

"I'm counting my blessing." Mr Valerio said. "We were on our way to work in the backyard to fix some pavings."

He said he had spoken to his daughter who was relieved to have missed the tragedy, adding: "She's just happy to be alive."

Do you know more about this story? Send information, photos or video to news@news.com.au (news@news.com.au) Meredith Laverty at Bankstown Airport said one plane was landing when it collided into another.
The airport was closed for a short time after the second plane landed safely.
Basair Aviation College has confirmed it owned the plane that hit the house, but declined to make immediate comment.

A spokesman for Sydney Flight Training Centre said it owned the plane that landed safely, and it had been carrying a student pilot and an instructor.
"The one that landed safely was ours," the spokesman said. "The other aircraft belonged to another school."

SKAMPOE
12-18-2008, 08:21 AM
i mean seriously!?


quick recap on Nigeria.


http://www.nigerianmuse.com/images/sinosat-2-1.jpg
Nigcomsat, nigeria's first satelite just got lost in space, lol
there's a huge debate to launch another one, alot of ppl are saying it's a waste of money, others are saying doooo it so we don't look gay.


http://www.voanews.com/english/images/afp_nigeria_nuhu_ribadu_12Sep06.jpg
Ribahu, the guy thats leading the anti corruption fight got arrested out of nowhere. For no reason, now they're trying to make up some bullshit. Anyone not familiar with his work should know he has taken several governers and politicians out of work and in jail cause he's that ill with the technique.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Blotter/abc_ribadu_080328_mn.jpg
I think it was a gay plot to shut him up, but whoever did the poorly planned plot is realizing that in a democracy if you wanna scum around you have to be WELL planned and not so spontaneous and real.




http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/07/30/31NOLLYWOOD,0.jpg
The Nollywood industry is in a recession caused by the financial crisis. Because of that, movie makers are hiring fags from Ghana in their movies leading to a Ghana Invasion. Ghananian actors are notoriously of lower quality and work less but are well accepted in nigeria and ghana making them profitable.

http://coderdx.com/Projects/underdarock/images/psqaurelost.jpg
P-Square, Nigerian pop sensation, officially has higher sales then any american artist this year, i personally think this would make the the highest selling in the world right now, but idk why it hasn't been announced. They've sold close to 7 million records of their new album that i can't remember the name but is pack with hits like Ifunaya.

http://www.mugama.com/images/psquare_gameover.jpg
ok yeah, it's Game Over. Wikipedia has it at 3 million, yeah right.
wutang is stupid and needs to go to africa, it's the only place ppl are selling records. Ja Rule basically lives there lol. busta and 50 are in nigeria atleast 1 a month it seems and busta is on tour with P-square later this year.









xINmoCGmNV0
the 2 biggest hits in africa EVER + Nollywood are from igbos
GIVE US OUR COINS
oh god that video is hella wak