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DJMethods
12-01-2008, 08:22 AM
I've got a blind diabetic dog named BOSS, shits real.

This morning my bro was gonna take her for a walk and drop me off at work. I go to the car, open it with the central locking, sit inside the car. After a while i'm like "the fuck is this cunt?" and go back inside. He tells me to take the dog out and he'll be 2 secs.

I open the back door, let the dog jump in and JUST as I'm closing it the central locking autolocks.

The key was sitting inside, with my blind, diabetic dog.

Shit was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. It's like scratching to get out and I'm standing there shouting instructions on how to open a door. To a dog.

Shit's too real in the hood.

David Columbine
12-01-2008, 08:25 AM
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DJMethods
12-01-2008, 08:28 AM
Sicker then sickle cell, heat.

The secondary's are getting less and less funny. Sloth was the latest g-o-d to join, these guys are just beautifulrock MK 2 thinking biting TSA will get them some WuCorp fame.

Nigga, I'll diss myself more then anyone could, then fuck their girlfriend. Cause thats the hustle.

Senator C. Palantine
12-01-2008, 08:29 AM
The other day, god.

I walked my dog at some woods about a 15 mionute drive from my crib, fo' real.

I got home and as I was getting out the whip my neighbour asked where I had been, I used to bone this broud on the regular.

Anyway, I reply that I've been walking the dog, and representing Wu.

She asks where the dog is, straight out the grill piece.

I turn round to look in the boot, only to realise I left the dog in the car park at the woods, shits gully.

DJMethods
12-01-2008, 08:33 AM
Senator knows the hustle.

Aslong as he left the dog for a bit and got the end away, I'll let him come play in my tree house over the christmas holidays.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-01-2008, 09:09 AM
nice work Methods..bringin back the sig.

Professor Poopsnagle
12-01-2008, 11:18 AM
Fuck dogs. Dogs suck. Fuck dogs.

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DrunkenMasta303
12-01-2008, 11:33 AM
I've got a blind diabetic dog named BOSS, shits real.

This morning my bro was gonna take her for a walk and drop me off at work. I go to the car, open it with the central locking, sit inside the car. After a while i'm like "the fuck is this cunt?" and go back inside. He tells me to take the dog out and he'll be 2 secs.

I open the back door, let the dog jump in and JUST as I'm closing it the central locking autolocks.

The key was sitting inside, with my blind, diabetic dog.

Shit was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. It's like scratching to get out and I'm standing there shouting instructions on how to open a door. To a dog.

Shit's too real in the hood.

hmm..very interesting story
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