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OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-03-2005, 09:40 PM
what would you do? personally ill punch em bak

Fr@z
09-03-2005, 09:42 PM
great thread

thanks

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-03-2005, 09:44 PM
great thread

thanks
yeah,this should be a classic huh? ^O^ :hooray:

racist randy
09-03-2005, 09:48 PM
ill turn the other cheek like god says

Fr@z
09-03-2005, 09:48 PM
You've just saddened my salad

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-03-2005, 09:48 PM
what about if somebody from wu punched you in the face,what would you do?

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-03-2005, 09:51 PM
dis remindz me of a joke, there once was a women who wanted to get laid by this mexican guy, so she bringz da mexican guy 2 her crib and he layz her on the bed,she then says "do wut u do best" and he stealz her tv. if ur mexican i dont mean 2 offend u, itz a joke b eazy bout it, i luv mexicanz.

racist randy
09-03-2005, 09:51 PM
what about if somebody from wu punched you in the face,what would you do?

i would never wash my face

Fr@z
09-03-2005, 09:52 PM
im a saaaad panda

racist randy
09-03-2005, 09:53 PM
lol im only joking if a wu nigga punches me im a shit on that nigga or talk shit about his albums

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-03-2005, 09:59 PM
how bout,there once was a mountain,and there was a white man,a blak man, a azn man,and a spanish man on top of da mountain. the azn man says this is 4 my ppl and den he jumpz off. then the spanish man says this is 4 my ppl and he jumps off. and then the blak man says this is 4 my ppl and he throws the white man down the mountain.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-03-2005, 10:03 PM
next time, a gurl goes down on u and ur about 2 bust,hold her mouf, and whisper in her ear: "i have syphillis",and shell shoot the bust through her nose.

racist randy
09-03-2005, 10:04 PM
lol

Shaolin Warrior
09-03-2005, 10:09 PM
LOL, you ain't right my fellow Latino brother.

Well if someone punched me in the face, I'll punch them back instantly. Its like a reflex. If a Wu member punched me... well... I have no idea. But damn it, I must have done something to piss them off.

SHRAP
09-03-2005, 10:15 PM
if somebody punches me in the face im probably gonna fall cuz i weigh 147 lbs, so ill hit them in the nuts on the way back up and proceed to beat the everloving shit out of them

even if its a wu member

born invincible
09-03-2005, 10:18 PM
i would pull out my glock and pistol whip his ass....

born invincible
09-03-2005, 10:18 PM
if somebody punches me in the face im probably gonna fall cuz i weigh 147 lbs, so ill hit them in the nuts on the way back up and proceed to beat the everloving shit out of them

even if its a wu member

word up thats grimey!!!

Shaolin Warrior
09-03-2005, 10:20 PM
lol. I sure wouldn't even let a Wu member punch me.

triggahappy187
09-03-2005, 10:34 PM
If anyone punched me in the face id hit em back regardless of who it was. Now the question is what if you punched someone ur hardest an they jus laughed at u, what would u do then?

SHRAP
09-03-2005, 10:40 PM
If anyone punched me in the face id hit em back regardless of who it was. Now the question is what if you punched someone ur hardest an they jus laughed at u, what would u do then?
run the fuck away

Shaolin Warrior
09-03-2005, 10:42 PM
If anyone punched me in the face id hit em back regardless of who it was. Now the question is what if you punched someone ur hardest an they jus laughed at u, what would u do then?
well first I'd think, "Holy tittyfucking shit!!!", then I'd kick him in the nuts. See if he's still laughing. If he's still laughing then I'll laugh, cause that shit would be ridiculous.

Sicka than aidZ
09-03-2005, 10:42 PM
if the clan started shit with me id bomb on those wu niggaz straight up

Sicka than aidZ
09-03-2005, 10:43 PM
why did i say that. i luv wu tang. sorry

heatholdingconceitedmofo
09-03-2005, 11:40 PM
yuour all fucking fags

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-03-2005, 11:59 PM
^^^no need to talk bout urself like dat

maximillion36
09-04-2005, 12:48 AM
i'd punch ur faggot ass in the head, then stomp u out bitch

born invincible
09-04-2005, 12:51 AM
i'd punch ur faggot ass in the head, then stomp u out bitch

deeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

maximillion36
09-04-2005, 12:57 AM
i'd shank yo bitch ass too fagget

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 01:00 AM
i'd punch ur faggot ass in the head, then stomp u out bitch
lmfao!!! U talkin shit ova a forum and makin threatz,wut a pussy,come do it den, talk shit when u dun masterbatin 2 online porn and can get a gurl.fag

maximillion36
09-04-2005, 01:14 AM
shut yo ass up racist foo. i seen ur joke about mexicans, but when people make a joke about puerto ricans u start catchin feelings like a bitchhhhhhhh

Fragmented
09-04-2005, 02:27 AM
clan or no clan i'd be breaking jaws no doubt

Crazy
09-04-2005, 02:34 AM
I would kill him. :) Nobody hits me.
I'm crazy...

If you hit me I will hit you back, I don't care who you are.

Fragmented
09-04-2005, 02:52 AM
lol goddess seriously sometimes i wonder what difference it makes if somebody is someboduy if they punch u in the face it ain't gonna feel any less painful if it's someone famous

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-04-2005, 02:54 AM
you've pissed him off

Crazy
09-04-2005, 03:04 AM
spam

Skellington
09-04-2005, 06:37 AM
You must be a real pussy for not punching back....
I don't care if it's a girl who punches me, I still kick the shit out of that person.

Crazy
09-04-2005, 06:47 AM
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Skellington
09-04-2005, 06:54 AM
Did I ask for your opinion?? No, shut up please....

Fr@z
09-04-2005, 09:08 AM
I don't care if it's a girl who punches me, I still kick the shit out of that person.
You already have some experience in that don't you?

smo
09-04-2005, 09:43 AM
ill turn the other cheek like god says
peace 2 u, braza! amen!

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 10:00 AM
shut yo ass up racist foo. i seen ur joke about mexicans, but when people make a joke about puerto ricans u start catchin feelings like a bitchhhhhhhh
dont make me smack u,buddy :ouch: :hooray:

Antibody
09-04-2005, 10:11 AM
those jokes were cool, dont get offended...

one time this girl slapped me from the side by surprise and before I even saw who it was I had slapped her back round the face. Before her hand had barely moved past my face, it's just reflex.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 10:14 AM
those jokes were cool, dont get offended...

one time this girl slapped me from the side by surprise and before I even saw who it was I had slapped her back round the face. Before her hand had barely moved past my face, it's just reflex.
1 time create got 1 peaced by hollow darts and he stayed hit.

Skellington
09-04-2005, 11:44 AM
You already have some experience in that don't you?
Aaah sure thing, one time there was this little fight in school, and suddenly this chick grabbed me from behind and pulled my hair and slapped me, that was the first time it ever happened...at first I was like, damn, I can't hit a lady....but some of my friends yeled at me and said "wtf are u doin'??...beat the shit out of her!!"

So, I turned around, grabbed her and punched her right in the nose with my fist...if you think i'm gonna get beaten down, like an idiot by a woman??? Y'r wrong...
A woman can beat you to death aswel you know that?
So if you wanna get beaten up by a girl, that's your thing, I don't care...

It's not that i'm gonna start a brawl with a girl or anything, but if you hit me, I hit back.

Fr@z
09-04-2005, 12:05 PM
Aaah sure thing, one time there was this little fight in school, and suddenly this chick grabbed me from behind and pulled my hair and slapped me, that was the first time it ever happened...at first I was like, damn, I can't hit a lady....but some of my friends yeled at me and said "wtf are u doin'??...beat the shit out of her!!"

So, I turned around, grabbed her and punched her right in the nose with my fist...if you think i'm gonna get beaten down, like an idiot by a woman??? Y'r wrong...
A woman can beat you to death aswel you know that?
So if you wanna get beaten up by a girl, that's your thing, I don't care...

It's not that i'm gonna start a brawl with a girl or anything, but if you hit me, I hit back.
Wtf are you talkin abooooot?

PolitiC
09-04-2005, 12:07 PM
i would say i like it GIMME SOME MOOOOOOOOOOOO

Skellington
09-04-2005, 12:09 PM
LOL :) Now there's a different with punching and nail scratching on your back ;)

King Callabah
09-04-2005, 12:42 PM
when some 1 punches me in the face i fuckin kick em to the floor and stamp on they face until they say sorry

that is unless i started the fight in the 1st place lol! in which case id jus box wit them until im bored

maximillion36
09-04-2005, 12:43 PM
u got shit to say cuz u know its true racist. I seen when someone called u a boricua or said something bad about puerto ricans your ass gets offended and it sounds like ur crying like a little bitch. yet u think its ok to make fun of mexicans and other races with ur faggot ass jokes, but if someone said anything negative about puerto ricans in a joke your ass would start catchin feelings like the little bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh you are faggot

King Callabah
09-04-2005, 12:45 PM
I'd make a topic on Wu-Tang Corp about it and wait for responses
LOL! :lmao:

Jeru
09-04-2005, 12:49 PM
Cry :'(

King Callabah
09-04-2005, 12:52 PM
and as for "wat if a girl punched you in the face" well, if it was a normal girl it prolly woundent hurt so i'd laugh in her face, if she was a beast then i'd pimp slap her into nex week!

i would never punch a female unless she attcked me...(unless shes fuckin hot, then she has permission rape me, its all love)

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 12:52 PM
u got shit to say cuz u know its true racist. I seen when someone called u a boricua or said something bad about puerto ricans your ass gets offended and it sounds like ur crying like a little bitch. yet u think its ok to make fun of mexicans and other races with ur faggot ass jokes, but if someone said anything negative about puerto ricans in a joke your ass would start catchin feelings like the little bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh you are faggot
wtf? boricua isnt a racial slur,lmfao!!!!!!!!,wow, i dunt give a fuck if a minority race talkz shit bout puerto ricanz (cuz minorities r like da same ppl but difrent cultures),but if a caucasian does dat shit,den imma have some problems.

Skellington
09-04-2005, 01:47 PM
and as for "wat if a girl punched you in the face" well, if it was a normal girl it prolly woundent hurt so i'd laugh in her face, if she was a beast then i'd pimp slap her into nex week!

i would never punch a female unless she attcked me...(unless shes fuckin hot, then she has permission rape me, its all love)
LMAO, probable the same here, imagine the hottest piece of ass smacking you in the face...then what...well, if she has an attitude i'd bitch slap he back ofcourse...but gently, don't wanna ruin the chance I might fuck her....

King Callabah
09-04-2005, 01:50 PM
LMAO, probable the same here, imagine the hottest piece of ass smacking you in the face...then what...well, if she has an attitude i'd bitch slap he back ofcourse...but gently, don't wanna ruin the chance I might fuck her....
LMAO! yeah say Kay Sivilay punched me, i'd slap her back......on her ass and take it from there LOL! :)9:( |)

RADIOACTIVE MAN
09-04-2005, 01:59 PM
how bout,there once was a mountain,and there was a white man,a blak man, a azn man,and a spanish man on top of da mountain. the azn man says this is 4 my ppl and den he jumpz off. then the spanish man says this is 4 my ppl and he jumps off. and then the blak man says this is 4 my ppl and he throws the white man down the mountain.
roifllllll so fucking hard

-dead-

Razorsharp
09-04-2005, 02:15 PM
if U-God punched me... i would deck him right back and say "go back to rza u suck without him" LOL

Prince Rai
09-04-2005, 02:20 PM
fukkin punch back jeeeez

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 03:06 PM
if u-god punched me, ill start dyin cuz ill remember the pic of him rubbin his nipplez.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 03:15 PM
fukkin punch back jeeeez
wut if ur handicapped and dunt have arms? wut if ur armz r sore from jerkin off 2 much? dis happend b4 when i was younger, i was watchin sum porn at a friends house,so i got horny, so i took da dvd and put it in a portable dvd player, den i went into da bathroom and watched it,and started jerkin off. but i culdnt bust, so i was there jerkin off for like 30 min.,and den my boiz sister knockz on the door sayin she had 2 use da bathroom and i go wait "im cummin" (of course she didnt kno i was there jerkin off),but den da next day i played sum ball,and everytime i shot da ball, my wrist wuld hurt,/( .

but then like 3 days later, i was fuckin wit sum gurl wit sum big ass tittys. and i culdnt even smash right,cuz her tittys wuld get in da way. so i was like wtf yo,and i threw her tittys ova my shoulders. and i culd fuck betta, yup,best sex i eva had :yes: :thumbup:

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 03:23 PM
u therei also got a cuzzin wit torettes syndrome,and 1 time we went 2 burger king and he ordered through da drive-thru,so u can just imagine how that went, ill tell u da story,later,lmao.

maximillion36
09-04-2005, 03:55 PM
hows it okay to talk bad about one race, but not another. SMH at this dumb racist fool.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
09-04-2005, 03:57 PM
what about if somebody from wu punched you in the face,what would you do?I'd fucking sue him, I would make a mint...........................unless it was cappadonna

Butter
09-04-2005, 04:09 PM
ask for another one. i also like Matics scenario of dealing with it.

MK_Wu
09-04-2005, 04:10 PM
I'd fucking sue him, I would make a mint...........................unless it was cappadonna
and in that case you wud......?

Orion Nebulus
09-04-2005, 04:38 PM
Lmaooooo@ this thread!!!

If a dude punched me...I would turn to the incredible hulk.
If a chic punched me..... I would spit in her face.
If a Wu member punched me......that makes me an honorary member LOL!!!

JASPER
09-04-2005, 04:50 PM
I think I would ask him to never do that again and if he discords, I would walk away and maybe call the police.

Big Bad Man
09-04-2005, 05:32 PM
what would you do? personally ill punch em bak
Eh? Well gettin punched "in" the face as you put it is part of my life. I take hits sparring, practicing defences, drills n of course fightin. Wit do I do back? Depends man.

Yall needa get that mentality out of ya heads, if some1 grabs you here... If some1 has u in a headlock... If some punches you in the face... U can never have a plan. Nuttin goes according to plan. You just have to go wit the flow. And let your instincts dictate the course of action. If you have shite instincts go n train, n they might improve.

If I could pick what Id do exactly after I tooken a jab, Id first sink my weight down and forward to take the impact and stay up, retaliate wit a fake jab of my own, just to put something in their face and distract em, and then fire a fuckin full power head kick at their temple wit the shinbone, followin all the way through like Im swingin for a home run. N when he hits the deck, jump on his head for a bit n make sure his night is over.

But like I said, shit dont always go to plan. Be sharp and go wit the flow. Peace.

Big Bad Man
09-04-2005, 05:35 PM
If anyone punched me in the face id hit em back regardless of who it was. Now the question is what if you punched someone ur hardest an they jus laughed at u, what would u do then?
Kick them in the baws, maul em. N then retire.

racist randy
09-04-2005, 05:42 PM
wut if ur handicapped and dunt have arms? wut if ur armz r sore from jerkin off 2 much? dis happend b4 when i was younger, i was watchin sum porn at a friends house,so i got horny, so i took da dvd and put it in a portable dvd player, den i went into da bathroom and watched it,and started jerkin off. but i culdnt bust, so i was there jerkin off for like 30 min.,and den my boiz sister knockz on the door sayin she had 2 use da bathroom and i go wait "im cummin" (of course she didnt kno i was there jerkin off),but den da next day i played sum ball,and everytime i shot da ball, my wrist wuld hurt,/( .

but then like 3 days later, i was fuckin wit sum gurl wit sum big ass tittys. and i culdnt even smash right,cuz her tittys wuld get in da way. so i was like wtf yo,and i threw her tittys ova my shoulders. and i culd fuck betta, yup,best sex i eva had :yes: :thumbup:
lmfao!!!!!!

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 05:58 PM
wut if u go home,and u open da bedroom door 2 find a anotha man fuckin ur wife? wut wuld u do? i wuldnt fight him right away,1st ill tell him 2 put sum clothes on,cuz if hes naked and he putz u in a headlock,ur fucked.

JASPER
09-04-2005, 06:02 PM
I'd join in on my long awaited treesome.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 06:03 PM
as for my cuzin wit torettes syndrome, well we was goin 2 burger king, so he ordered and he was like:"can i have a whopper?.... WITH SOME CUM IN IT BITCH???!!! LMFAO,dat shit was mad funny. he was like oh my fault i have torettes syndrome.

JASPER
09-04-2005, 06:06 PM
I faked having guile de la tourette and told my mother she's a homo.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 06:08 PM
^^^ i have no idea wut dis guy b sayin most of da time, but hes koo and i luv him, in a non-gay way.

JASPER
09-04-2005, 06:11 PM
Guilde de la tourette is the correct name for the swearing dissorder. Also, I once told my mom I was homo. She laughed and said 'homo's only excist in fairy tails' then she tucked me in only so I could dry hump my Michael Jackson pillow.

Bedlam
09-04-2005, 06:15 PM
dun dun da njiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dundundunddnudnd ratattatata djieeeeen dun dun dun..da dun..dun dun dun da dun neneneneneeeerneeenerneeeereeeerrreerrrr jijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijij fuck I doubt it

JASPER
09-04-2005, 06:17 PM
You just went up one notch on my belt and my belt is pretty damn gay

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 06:19 PM
You just went up one notch on my belt and my belt is pretty damn gay
ummm... do you have ADHD along with torettes syndrome?

JASPER
09-04-2005, 06:23 PM
Nah, just some deadly disseases doctors cannot name. I think I caught it from listening to too much hip hop music.

Also, I get drunk a lot when I'm taking medication.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 06:26 PM
Nah, just some deadly disseases doctors cannot name. I think I caught it from listening to too much hip hop music.

Also, I get drunk a lot when I'm taking medication.
yeah you should wore a condom over your ears. you got MTD (music transmitted diseases). it happens when you listen to bow wow more than once.

JASPER
09-04-2005, 06:28 PM
I rather die of MTD than giving up listening to my vast collection of Bow Wow mp3's

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 06:32 PM
I rather die of MTD than giving up listening to my vast collection of Bow Wow mp3's
yeah,when wu made protect ya neck, it was about puttin on a neck brace before you listen to that song,because there was severe cases of fractured necks due to massive head boppin.

JASPER
09-04-2005, 06:35 PM
You had me at homoerotic massages in your parents bed

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 06:38 PM
You had me at homoerotic massages in your parents bed
i neva said anythin bout dat. u smoke crystal meth huh?

racist randy
09-04-2005, 06:39 PM
lol

JASPER
09-04-2005, 06:46 PM
I guess I have to do it manually this night, but if I'm not getting any tomorrow... a certain choir boy is getting some help hitting those high notes.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 07:00 PM
^^^ r u gay?

racist randy
09-04-2005, 07:01 PM
I guess I have to do it manually this night, but if I'm not getting any tomorrow... a certain choir boy is getting some help hitting those high notes.
da fuck?

Bedlam
09-04-2005, 07:02 PM
I guess I have to do it manually this night, but if I'm not getting any tomorrow... a certain choir boy is getting some help hitting those high notes.
intriuging, indeed

JASPER
09-04-2005, 07:02 PM
You're not really that quick on the uptake are you...

I thought you knew when we were rubbing eachother down with olive oil extra virgin last friday

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 07:05 PM
^^^ eww get outa here u fuckin fag. go lick a pussy (had 2 say pussy,cuz itll offend u)

JASPER
09-04-2005, 07:06 PM
Eww, stop being so heterosexual all the time. I can't believe you just used the P word...

GROSS!

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-04-2005, 07:09 PM
o hell yea, i luv pussy, i b lickin dat shit,and rubbin da slime and pussy sweat all ova my body. j/k, but i went down on a few gurlz, no doubt,wut can i say? i luv pussy.

JASPER
09-04-2005, 07:12 PM
*puts index fingers in ear*

ALALALALALALLAAL I lick smegma infested cocks before I go to bed and dream about Elton John and Boy George donkey punching and tea bagging eachother 24/7 penis penis robotic rectum assault ALALALlsodj9wuef9weu9weucancercancerreuhj8re

unome
09-04-2005, 10:26 PM
ur a sick one jasper

Koolish
09-05-2005, 01:30 AM
shit this thread went from a fist in the face to a fist in the coochie.
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Mad
09-05-2005, 01:33 AM
He won't.

Big Bad Man
09-05-2005, 06:41 AM
wut if u go home,and u open da bedroom door 2 find a anotha man fuckin ur wife? wut wuld u do? i wuldnt fight him right away,1st ill tell him 2 put sum clothes on,cuz if hes naked and he putz u in a headlock,ur fucked.
Wife? Well, Id kill em both wit no hesitation. But Id make sure she died a slow painful death while he watched 1st. But that could never happen to me, believe that.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
09-05-2005, 08:39 AM
Eww, stop being so heterosexual all the time. I can't believe you just used the P word...

GROSS!

haha

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
09-05-2005, 08:43 AM
what about if somebody from wu punched you in the face,what would you do?I'd fucking sue him, I would make a mint...........................unless it was cappadonnaand in that case you wud......?well, cappa don't have doe so sueing him will be a waste of time