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Longbongcilvaringz
12-02-2008, 01:20 PM
Ironman, i don't like you very much man.

Drop your thoughts.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-02-2008, 01:21 PM
It should be renamed 'The official pee-pee toucher thread'

Senator C. Palantine
12-02-2008, 01:22 PM
Ironman didnt know what a penis was till he saw one on TV.

He always thought he had 2 belly buttons.

An iney and a outey.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-02-2008, 01:24 PM
hahaha....ur on fire palantine

David Columbine
12-02-2008, 01:28 PM
Ironman didnt know what a penis was till he saw one on TV.

He always thought he had 2 belly buttons.

An iney and a outey.

I,d like to know the source of your peculiar humour please.

Senator C. Palantine
12-02-2008, 01:29 PM
My dad.

David Columbine
12-02-2008, 01:29 PM
I,d like to meet him.

Senator C. Palantine
12-02-2008, 01:31 PM
Just to make it clear.....my dad doesnt tell me jokes about Ironman's penis/belly button.

But we do have a very similar sense of humour.

We take the piss out of ourselves and pretty much everyone else.

You'd be suprised how many girls like you ripping the piss out of them, if you do it in the right way.

David Columbine
12-02-2008, 01:35 PM
Just to make it clear.....my dad doesnt tell me jokes about Ironman's penis/belly button.



I don't want to meet him anymore.

Senator C. Palantine
12-02-2008, 01:41 PM
He'll be dissapointed.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
12-02-2008, 01:43 PM
He'll be dissapointed.

I have a feeling your dad is David Hasselhoff

Senator C. Palantine
12-02-2008, 02:14 PM
I have a feeling your dad is David Hasselhoff

unfortunately so does he.

he refuses to wear anything excpet a pair of bright red speedo juniors and a chest wig.

it can be very embarrassing. Especially on our family ski vacations.

David Columbine
12-02-2008, 02:59 PM
Mediocre at best

Senator C. Palantine
12-02-2008, 03:00 PM
Is this the Palantine Review?

David Columbine
12-02-2008, 03:02 PM
Yes.

Good comedy needs moderation, it helps keep consistency.

Senator C. Palantine
12-02-2008, 03:03 PM
Im not Larry fucking David.

Im not a comedian and I aint getting paid shit for amusing you.

So I aint moderating shit.

Ya Dig?

David Columbine
12-02-2008, 03:06 PM
I'm the one who's moderating.

and yes you are a comedian just like Wolf Senior

beautifulrock
12-02-2008, 03:24 PM
good stuff, praise Jesus

Olive Oil Goombah
12-02-2008, 04:22 PM
Horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, 'why the long face?'

DR. NICK RIVIERA
12-02-2008, 04:31 PM
I think we need 'the ask Ghostlaced e-thug stuff' thread

just for an alternative, if we want some gay spillz

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-02-2008, 05:30 PM
I'm the one who's moderating.

and yes you are a comedian just like Wolf Senior

You moderating comedy is like Skampoe moderating nutrition.

Or you moderating heterosexuality.

Da-dum-cha, faggot.

David Columbine
12-03-2008, 07:07 AM
Stop following me round the forum honey cheeks, leave this shit at home i told you i aint got time to hear your bullshit specialy when i'am chilling on this internet sensation shit.

Go clean the kitchen or some shit.

Longbongcilvaringz
12-03-2008, 09:03 AM
"Aint got time"

I mean, coming from someone with over 5 wu tang corp dot com accounts...

Slightly ridiculous.

The Hound
12-03-2008, 09:06 AM
ironman's dick IS SO SMALL george costanza feels comfortable standing next to him after he's been in the pool ...

Senator C. Palantine
12-03-2008, 09:26 AM
Ironman's dick is sooooo small only one blood cell moves when he gets an erection.

No, wait, hold on.

Durag
12-03-2008, 09:27 AM
Ironmans dick is so small even wolfy takes the piss out of him

Senator C. Palantine
12-03-2008, 09:28 AM
my small penis is ok, im white.

But ironman......

Durag
12-03-2008, 09:32 AM
haha

Where is Ironman, i havent seem him a while, hes yet to grace this thread with his presence

The Hound
12-03-2008, 09:35 AM
ironman vs general chat is a late bloomer for sonnage of the year ...

David Columbine
12-03-2008, 10:15 AM
"Aint got time"

I mean, coming from someone with over 5 wu tang corp dot com accounts...

Slightly ridiculous.

Whats ridiculous is you taking that statement seriously.

It's 7 Accounts actually.