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mashqauck
12-02-2008, 07:17 PM
Here is the like 30 min. video of me talking about my life and saying "he's a good poster" like 100 times...I left out a lot of ill dudes on this forum but it isn't disrespect I just forget who, what, when, where, why in whatever I do, am, is, was, will be. If you wanna watch this shit tight but if you don't that's okay because I wouldn't want to watch me talk for 30 minutes either that's what throwback u-god videos are for! :spin:

VID 1: GjHnafby-Yg

VID 2: 5tPIB_n_KiA

VID 3: D7GmIuRX8fY



alright so I made a video about my life since I last left you. Some good shit some gay shit but whatever whatever yo. The original video was like 34 minutes but somehow it got cut down to 25 minutes or so. That's probably a good thing. so If you want to know where i've been its all in this vid and if you don't want to watch it that's cool I was totally toasted and felt like making it. CURRENTLY AT THIS POINT IN TIME I AM VERY FUCKING ANGRY. I went to the DMV. got my number and after waiting for two hours I went up and told the lady I needed to take my written test but apparently you need your parent to be there. What the fuck man. SO after yelling at this fat asian bitch for a while I ask if I can call my dad to prove he is okay with me taking a goddamn written test. she says "OKAY, YOU CAN DO THAT" so I call my dad and tell him to talk to this bitch and then she goes "OH NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN" "HE CAN COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW IF HE WANTS" what the fuck this bitch has me so angry. I'm going down to the DMV tonight and tagging FUCK THESE EMPLOYEES across the front of it. I'm sick of this bullshit man, this was my third time there.

edit: I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. WHEN UPLOADING THIS 24 MINUTE VIDEO, YOUTUBE SPECIFICALLY STATED ANY VIDEO UNDER A GIG CAN BE UPLOADED BUT TODAY THE VID SAYS THE TIME LIMIT IS A VIOLATION. I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF MOST LIKELY.


the video will be up sometime u fucks, i will chop it up and upload it tonight if possible. nobody say shit in this thread either, I am at my angriest point in life and to add on to that my dick is flaccid as fuck right now it makes me even angrier. FUCK :(:(:(:(:'o

11th Chamber
12-02-2008, 07:18 PM
you need to grow up and accept some responsibilities

The Hound
12-02-2008, 07:20 PM
i feel like i've watched this guy grow up ...

Professor Poopsnagle
12-02-2008, 08:31 PM
I'd love to see you pee on us tonight.

SKAMPOE
12-02-2008, 08:35 PM
Mash Is Dope, U Need To Post Here Moe Often..

EAGLE EYE
12-02-2008, 09:13 PM
awww skamp likes mash

mashqauck
12-02-2008, 10:59 PM
you need to grow up and accept some responsibilities
hahahah what the hell are you talking about man?
awww skamp likes mash
yay


like I said, I posted this thread when I started work and it's already on the 2nd page. this forum is fucking crazy now. theres so much activity it's like a jungle gym

peace guys yeaaaaaaaaaa :cheerlie:

SKAMPOE
12-02-2008, 11:00 PM
http://www.leethacker.com/images/x6urzcv9nyrznpcqq2ba.gif (http://www.leethacker.com/images/x6urzcv9nyrznpcqq2ba.gif)

EAGLE EYE
12-02-2008, 11:08 PM
i read a little of what he wrote, sounds like some old asian lady sonned him at the DMV.

She prolly didnt like his hat.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
12-03-2008, 02:09 AM
mash is the man

mashqauck
12-03-2008, 02:14 AM
i read a little of what he wrote, sounds like some old asian lady sonned him at the DMV.

She prolly didnt like his hat.

by the way things usually go that is the likeliest assumption }:|

mash is the man
suuuuuuuuuu!



finally was able to add the video by the way :dududu: akabobbyd out!

check two
12-03-2008, 03:12 AM
If they decide to do a remake of the White Shadow tv show, you should be on it.

NIGHT MAYOR
12-03-2008, 03:18 AM
peace to the little asian looking dood named mashy, i will watch the videos when im un-capped mang.

J-Cee
12-03-2008, 03:25 AM
hahaha..props..funniest illest dude on wucorp...

ehe peace.

J-Cee
12-03-2008, 03:29 AM
ohh yeh..and MAGMA is Big Ben

Durag
12-03-2008, 04:32 AM
Why did you yell at the old fat asian woman?


I didnt look at your videos coz im at work and i cant listen, but from the text you sound like a spoilt hormonal little bitch

"CURRENTLY AT THIS TIME I AM VERY FUCKIN ANGRY"

Grow the fuck up and stop winging

"I FUCKIN HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW"

That sounds like some emo bitch shit, man nobody cares about your 'hard' life, or how you hate everything, everyone goes through shit, but its only the spoilt little faggots of teenagers that complaign about it, and like saying they've had it so hard so everyone will notice them and feel sorry for them.




Ps you look like a fag

J-Cee
12-03-2008, 04:35 AM
nahhh mashquack cool he been round ages..he a mad joker..watch the vids for a bit lol.

Jet Set
12-03-2008, 05:00 AM
Classic King

NIGHT MAYOR
12-03-2008, 05:36 AM
.......cock jockeys

J-Cee
12-03-2008, 05:50 AM
dudes funny mang.for real

Sicka than aidZ
12-03-2008, 06:36 AM
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

classic thread!!

true king mashquack,

wucorp legend and half,

Funniest poster nominee 2008

sickest muthafucka in SEATOWN,

Wubangaz 4ever biaaaaaatch!!



haterz can choke on flacid cock:loser:








Why did you yell at the old fat asian woman?


I didnt look at your videos coz im at work and i cant listen, but from the text you sound like a spoilt hormonal little bitch

"CURRENTLY AT THIS TIME I AM VERY FUCKIN ANGRY"

Grow the fuck up and stop winging

"I FUCKIN HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW"

That sounds like some emo bitch shit, man nobody cares about your 'hard' life, or how you hate everything, everyone goes through shit, but its only the spoilt little faggots of teenagers that complaign about it, and like saying they've had it so hard so everyone will notice them and feel sorry for them.




Ps you look like a fag


Mash is beyond cool,... neg rep dumb niggaz like u.... dont know shit about wucorp

Durag
12-03-2008, 07:01 AM
So because hes been here since he was like 13 i should respect him? I dont give a fuck how long hes been here, he posted some emo bitch shit, and i admit i havent listened to his videos, but from the text he sounds like a fag

Jet Set
12-03-2008, 07:24 AM
Look who is talking like an emo fag that just saw his self hating emo thunder stolen. What happened? Nobody shoved his dick in your mouth last night?

David Columbine
12-03-2008, 07:32 AM
Here is the like 30 min. video of me talking about my life and saying "he's a good poster" like 100 times...I left out a lot of ill dudes on this forum but it isn't disrespect I just forget who, what, when, where, why in whatever I do, am, is, was, will be. If you wanna watch this shit tight but if you don't that's okay because I wouldn't want to watch me talk for 30 minutes either that's what throwback u-god videos are for! :spin:

VID 1: GjHnafby-Yg

VID 2: 5tPIB_n_KiA

VID 3: D7GmIuRX8fY



alright so I made a video about my life since I last left you. Some good shit some gay shit but whatever whatever yo. The original video was like 34 minutes but somehow it got cut down to 25 minutes or so. That's probably a good thing. so If you want to know where i've been its all in this vid and if you don't want to watch it that's cool I was totally toasted and felt like making it. CURRENTLY AT THIS POINT IN TIME I AM VERY FUCKING ANGRY. I went to the DMV. got my number and after waiting for two hours I went up and told the lady I needed to take my written test but apparently you need your parent to be there. What the fuck man. SO after yelling at this fat asian bitch for a while I ask if I can call my dad to prove he is okay with me taking a goddamn written test. she says "OKAY, YOU CAN DO THAT" so I call my dad and tell him to talk to this bitch and then she goes "OH NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN" "HE CAN COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW IF HE WANTS" what the fuck this bitch has me so angry. I'm going down to the DMV tonight and tagging FUCK THESE EMPLOYEES across the front of it. I'm sick of this bullshit man, this was my third time there.

edit: I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. WHEN UPLOADING THIS 24 MINUTE VIDEO, YOUTUBE SPECIFICALLY STATED ANY VIDEO UNDER A GIG CAN BE UPLOADED BUT TODAY THE VID SAYS THE TIME LIMIT IS A VIOLATION. I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF MOST LIKELY.


the video will be up sometime u fucks, i will chop it up and upload it tonight if possible. nobody say shit in this thread either, I am at my angriest point in life and to add on to that my dick is flaccid as fuck right now it makes me even angrier. FUCK :(:(:(:(:'o

This should cheer you up, it's Portman talking about her mothers vagina...It's quite a turn on.
tlEC0bS2UMw

Jet Set
12-03-2008, 07:36 AM
Natalie Portman Loves Sex (http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/natalie-portman/natalie-portman-loves-sex-004201)

11:08 AM, Filed under: Celebrities (http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/) \ Natalie Portman (http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/natalie-portman/)

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier.jpg (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-08.jpg&info=Natalie%20Portman%20Nude%20pictures%20from%20 Hotel%20Chevalier)
So here's a good one: Natalie Portman was up for the role of a nun in a new movie, but just one thing was keeping her from getting the part. Natalie doesn't understand celibacy. That's right, apparently, Natalie Portman loves sex, and just can't understand not having any, reports Page Six (http://www.nypost.com/seven/11262008/gossip/pagesix/alien_concept_140887.htm).
At the junket for the film version of his "Doubt," playwright John Patrick Shanley was asked how Amy Adams won the role of an emotionally conflicted nun. "I'm trying to think of what the etiquette is on this," Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, "Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn't understand celibacy." Yup, just when you thought she couldn't get any better, you find out that underneath that prim and proper exterior, is a girl who just can't live without sex. But really, who could? But really, it's nice to know that Natalie Portman actually human.
And speaking of Natalie Portman and sex (which is what we should always be doing), here's a lame excuse to repost pictures from Natalie Portman's nude sex scene from Hotel Chevalier (http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/natalie-portman/natalie-portman-nude-in-hotel-chevalier-002828).
http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-07.jpg (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-07.jpg&info=Natalie%20Portman%20Nude%20pictures%20from%20 Hotel%20Chevalier) http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-08.jpg (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-08.jpg&info=Natalie%20Portman%20Nude%20pictures%20from%20 Hotel%20Chevalier) http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-18.jpg (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-18.jpg&info=Natalie%20Portman%20Nude%20pictures%20from%20 Hotel%20Chevalier) http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-19.jpg (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-19.jpg&info=Natalie%20Portman%20Nude%20pictures%20from%20 Hotel%20Chevalier) http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-01.jpg (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-01.jpg&info=Natalie%20Portman%20Nude%20pictures%20from%20 Hotel%20Chevalier) http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-20.jpg (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-20.jpg&info=Natalie%20Portman%20Nude%20pictures%20from%20 Hotel%20Chevalier) http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-06.jpg (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-06.jpg&info=Natalie%20Portman%20Nude%20pictures%20from%20 Hotel%20Chevalier) http://media.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-17.jpg (http://egotastic.com/image?path=0709/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier-17.jpg&info=Natalie%20Portman%20Nude%20pictures%20from%20 Hotel%20Chevalier)
Link: Natalie Portman Loves Sex (http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/natalie-portman/natalie-portman-loves-sex-004201)

Durag
12-03-2008, 08:02 AM
Look who is talking like an emo fag that just saw his self hating emo thunder stolen. What happened? Nobody shoved his dick in your mouth last night?

Fuckin hell, your on his dick too?

The reason all the older posters think Mash-faggot is cool is coz he was around in the dick-suckin era of Wu-corp in '05. I was there under a dfferent name, but just go back and check Mash's posts from them. Hes all dick sucking other members (especially Sicka) and everyone loves it.

Thank FUCK Wu-corp isnt like that anymore

Longbongcilvaringz
12-03-2008, 08:15 AM
Yeha, i already peeped these joint as i am a subscriber to the channel and shit i think.

Solid.

Longbongcilvaringz
12-03-2008, 08:40 AM
Boners all day.

Probably.

Was that your track in the last part?

Senator C. Palantine
12-03-2008, 08:42 AM
I washed 2 minutes of the third video.

I actually want to kill this guy.

DrunkenMasta303
12-03-2008, 10:01 AM
peace mashcokk ive no idea who the fukk u are but u seem like a funny dude
btw, cut your hair u fukkin hippie

Longbongcilvaringz
12-03-2008, 10:38 AM
The Mullet is pretty boss.

SHRAP
12-03-2008, 10:40 AM
mash is gettin fat similar to raekwon

RADIOACTIVE MAN
12-03-2008, 10:51 AM
nah yo,mash is a cool kid,he can bring alot to this forum when he wants to and also be a funny ass poster...he is wayyyy funnier and a much better poster than half of the wannabes on here

002
12-03-2008, 11:03 AM
word, word, have you seen the god's nudes?

they're in minibumpish's thread, called "post pics of u guys"

RADIOACTIVE MAN
12-03-2008, 11:05 AM
haha no...mash strikes again

David Columbine
12-03-2008, 01:44 PM
I never liked Graveyard shifter, how can you try and show us how to pick up girls when you spend your days days sniffing cigar skins and shopping for brown shirts with a creme and orange line design through the middle.

Shit is pathetic

RADIOACTIVE MAN
12-03-2008, 02:33 PM
haha well david,i know im a total douchebag man,i accept that i aint shit,thanx for showing me my true self

David Columbine
12-03-2008, 02:48 PM
Your welcome.

002
12-03-2008, 03:09 PM
haha no...mash strikes again

nah, I was asking mash if he saw my nudes, hahah.

but he's also posted some a while ago, ......

by the way, Shift, check out $.99 Dreams some cats from brooklyn, shit's crazy.

WARPATH
12-03-2008, 03:18 PM
Does Mash say I'm tight in his video? Because Mash is pretty tight. OH yeah.

Professor Poopsnagle
12-03-2008, 05:20 PM
Asians are pretty tight.

mashqauck
12-03-2008, 06:04 PM
Why did you yell at the old fat asian woman?


I didnt look at your videos coz im at work and i cant listen, but from the text you sound like a spoilt hormonal little bitch

"CURRENTLY AT THIS TIME I AM VERY FUCKIN ANGRY"

Grow the fuck up and stop winging

"I FUCKIN HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW"

That sounds like some emo bitch shit, man nobody cares about your 'hard' life, or how you hate everything, everyone goes through shit, but its only the spoilt little faggots of teenagers that complaign about it, and like saying they've had it so hard so everyone will notice them and feel sorry for them.




Ps you look like a fag

I don't know what you're talking about me being an emo bitch. if you actually got to know me instead of coming at me like you kill people in real life or something then you would know i don't complain about nothing. it's all for fun. it's a fucking forum. you're actually the one complaining about me. and saying i'm trying to get attention because i've "had it so hard" is ridiculous. you might as well just not post in a thread of someone you dislike from the get go









p.s. u gay?

EAGLE EYE
12-04-2008, 12:01 AM
all us real life hard boiled corpers corpsers are waiting on jah footage....



if you dont make it rain like big gay seattle i give up ya lil ice cream slang dick pain

J-Cee
12-04-2008, 02:05 AM
gotta understand the humour..its humerous.

NIGHT MAYOR
12-04-2008, 02:33 AM
laugh-tackula

David Columbine
12-04-2008, 08:34 AM
all us real life hard boiled corpers corpsers are waiting on jah footage....



if you dont make it rain like big gay seattle i give up ya lil ice cream slang dick pain

^^Gay Life 2008

DJMethods
12-04-2008, 09:15 AM
I went and got a drink of apple juice, a cigarrette, and sat down for the 30 minute D&M.

Fuck you.

Blackula Spectacula
12-04-2008, 01:44 PM
I like the song in the last video . what's it called?

David Columbine
12-04-2008, 01:56 PM
It's too deep for a name.