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TSA
12-03-2008, 10:54 PM
any special recipies you got for working magic wif da god degree? maybe some tips to make your crills less tangy


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Tissie Wissie's Epecial Eggs (the winslow special)


2 eggs
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=2065&dateline=1218513717http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=2065&dateline=1218513717
onions
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=2065&dateline=1218513717
that seasoning looking shit for chilli (just a pinch)
NO MILK (don't add milk, faggot)
a bit of salt

and any random italian sounding spice (just a pinch)


mix em up with a fork (or eat beater for the rich)

pour them in a pre heated pot


Flip it, squirt it, squirt, opps, opps a daze, boo im crazed

make sure it keeps it's pancake like composer (which is easy when no milk is involved)

then BAM.

EAGLE EYE
12-03-2008, 10:55 PM
this should be put in a local art gallery you slang faggit artistas

TSA
12-03-2008, 10:57 PM
yo slang, you got a recipie for a digi snax or two for the hungry young youth





































http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/4/6/9/f_untitledm_87ec492.jpg

Art Vandelay
12-04-2008, 02:03 AM
http://carolynbaker.net/site/images/train%20wreck.jpg

J-Cee
12-04-2008, 02:59 AM
Lasagne

INGREDIENTS (Serves 12)
455 g sweet Italian sausage
340 g lean ground beef
80 g minced onion
2 cloves garlic, crushed
1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes
2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste
364 g canned tomato sauce
120 ml water
25 g white sugar
1 g dried basil leaves
1 g fennel seeds
2 g Italian seasoning
20 g salt
0.5 g ground black pepper
15 g chopped fresh parsley
12 lasagna noodles
455 g ricotta cheese
1 egg
3 g salt
340 g mozzarella cheese, sliced
75 g grated Parmesan cheese







DIRECTIONS

In a Dutch oven, cook sausage, ground beef, onion, and garlic over medium heat until well browned. Stir in crushed tomatoes, tomato paste, tomato sauce, and water. Season with sugar, basil, fennel seeds, Italian seasoning, 1 tablespoon salt, pepper, and 2 tablespoons parsley. Simmer, covered, for about 1 1/2 hours, stirring occasionally.
Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Cook lasagna noodles in boiling water for 8 to 10 minutes. Drain noodles, and rinse with cold water. In a mixing bowl, combine ricotta cheese with egg, remaining parsley, and 1/2 teaspoon salt.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).
To assemble, spread 1 1/2 cups of meat sauce in the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish. Arrange 6 noodles lengthwise over meat sauce. Spread with one half of the ricotta cheese mixture. Top with a third of mozzarella cheese slices. Spoon 1 1/2 cups meat sauce over mozzarella, and sprinkle with 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese. Repeat layers, and top with remaining mozzarella and Parmesan cheese. Cover with foil: to prevent sticking, either spray foil with cooking spray, or make sure the foil does not touch the cheese.
Bake in preheated oven for 25 minutes. Remove foil, and bake an additional 25 minutes. Cool for 15 minutes before serving.

J-Cee
12-04-2008, 03:02 AM
Barbequed Thai Chicken

INGREDIENTS (Serves 6)

1 bunch fresh cilantro with roots
3 cloves garlic, peeled
3 small red hot chile peppers, seeded and chopped
2 g ground turmeric
2 g curry powder
10 g white sugar
1 g salt
45 ml fish sauce
1362 g chicken, cut into pieces
60 ml coconut milk






DIRECTIONS


Cut cilantro roots off at the stem, and mince thoroughly. Set aside a few leaves for garnish. In a blender or food processor, combine cilantro roots and leaves, garlic, chile peppers, turmeric, curry powder, sugar, and salt. Process to a coarse paste. Pour in fish sauce, and blend until smooth.
Place chicken in a large shallow dish. Rub with the cilantro paste. Cover, and marinate in the refrigerator at least 3 hours, or overnight.
Preheat grill for high heat.
Lightly oil the grill grate. Place chicken on the prepared grill, and brush liberally with coconut milk. Grill chicken 8 to 15 minutes on each side, depending on the size of the pieces. Turn only once, and baste occasionally with coconut cream. Cook until browned and tender, and juices run clear.

Tyler Durden
12-04-2008, 05:41 AM
THrow some diced chicken in a pyrex

4 cloves of garlic (or 4 tablespoons if you use the squirty stuff)
4 table spoons of lemon juice
4 table spoons of soy sauce
4 table spoons of water
3 table spoons of tracle.

Mix that shit up, jack it in the oven.

Serve with pitta breads, salad and mayo.

Try it, I dare ya, fucking awesome.

I call it, tha shiz

The Hound
12-04-2008, 05:44 AM
pffffffft

people copying from the in'anet n shit

2 slices of bread
put bread into toaster
wait until bread pops up
bread is now toast
spread "i can't believe it's not butter" ontop
cut into triangles

serves one

Ritter
12-04-2008, 06:13 AM
Borsh


Ingredients


1 bunch red beet (http://www.recipezaar.com/library/getentry.zsp?id=200)
2-3 carrots (http://www.recipezaar.com/library/getentry.zsp?id=213)
1 onion (http://www.recipezaar.com/library/getentry.zsp?id=148)
1 potato (http://www.recipezaar.com/library/getentry.zsp?id=106)
2 tablespoons oil
10 chicken bouillon cubes (http://www.recipezaar.com/library/getentry.zsp?id=575)
1 head green cabbage (http://www.recipezaar.com/library/getentry.zsp?id=210) (optional)
fresh parsley (http://www.recipezaar.com/library/getentry.zsp?id=171)
fresh dill (http://www.recipezaar.com/library/getentry.zsp?id=164) Directions


Shred the beets and carrots.
Dice the onion.
Cube potato
Heat oil in a large stir-fry pan.
Add beets, carrots and onions.
After 5-10 minutes add potato.
Cook until veggies are done (sort of soft).
In the meantime boil 10 cups of water in large pan.
Add 10 chicken bouillon cubes and dissolve (can be beef bouillon also).
Add the veggies (If using cabbage add shredded cabbage now as well).
Add fresh dill, fresh parsley, salt, seasoned and pepper.
Bring to a boil reduce heat and cover.
The longer you cook the soup the stronger the flavor I normally put it on low-med and simmer for about 1 to 2 hours.
Check throughout to add spices.
Serve cold or warm with sour cream.

Durag
12-04-2008, 06:18 AM
pffffffft

people copying from the in'anet n shit

2 slices of bread
put bread into toaster
wait until bread pops up
bread is now toast
spread "i can't believe it's not butter" ontop
cut into triangles

serves one

I was gonna say the same thing.

But pizza in shop
Heat oven to 200 degrees
Insert pizza in oven for 30 mins
Take out of oven
Eat
Serves 2 people, or one Skampoe

begongo
12-04-2008, 06:46 AM
Lasagne

INGREDIENTS (Serves 12)
455 g sweet Italian sausagethis is where I stopped reading lol

Tyler Durden
12-04-2008, 07:21 AM
Serves 2 people, or one Skampoe

hahahahahahahaha

The Hound
12-04-2008, 07:24 AM
2 people or one skampoe isn't quite accurate ...

David Columbine
12-04-2008, 08:39 AM
any special recipies you got for working magic wif da god degree? maybe some tips to make your crills less tangy


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Tissie Wissie's Epecial Eggs (the winslow special)


2 eggs
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=2065&dateline=1218513717http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=2065&dateline=1218513717
onions
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=2065&dateline=1218513717
that seasoning looking shit for chilli (just a pinch)
NO MILK (don't add milk, faggot)
a bit of salt

and any random italian sounding spice (just a pinch)


mix em up with a fork (or eat beater for the rich)

pour them in a pre heated pot


Flip it, squirt it, squirt, opps, opps a daze, boo im crazed

make sure it keeps it's pancake like composer (which is easy when no milk is involved)

then BAM.

^Cock pirate

this should be put in a local art gallery you slang faggit artistas

^Cock admiral of the H.M.S wack niggaz

http://carolynbaker.net/site/images/train%20wreck.jpg

^ God incarnate

SKAMPOE
12-04-2008, 06:38 PM
I was gonna say the same thing.

But pizza in shop
Heat oven to 200 degrees
Insert pizza in oven for 30 mins
Take out of oven
Eat
Serves 2 people, or one Skampoe
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA BASTID!!!!!!!!!








2 SLICES OF WONDER BREAD

1 BOTTLE OF DOLLAR STORE SYRUP 'MAPLE'

1 TOASTER

.........................................


PLACE 2 SLICES OF BREAD ON FLAT SURFACE

SQUIRT SOME SYRUP ON BOTH SLICES

PLACE 2GETHER INTO A SANDWICH


AND EAT




WHEN DONE PLACE UR SELF IN A FULL BATHTUB AND THROW IN THE TOASTER CUZ IF U EATIN SYRUP SAMMICHES IT AINT GON GET NO BETTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:beer:







































^^A SKAMPOE ORIGINAL^^^^ SO COPY N PASTE !

HANZO
12-04-2008, 06:56 PM
Ok

get mince meat.

get chilli powder.

cut some more peppers into fine pieces.

cut onions into fine pieces.

tomato's into fine pieces.

now put everything onto a large tray along with some brown rice.

now you rub the meat with everything. especially the chilli. for a couple hours. this is propa exercise. but your basically cooking the meat with the chilli by rubbing it. you kno its ready by throwing a piece onto a wall if it sticks its done.

you serve it with lettuce and lemon. its incredibly hot. but fuckin dope. (if done properly)

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 07:29 PM
Buy perdue chicken strips.

Buy Teriyaki Marinade.

Buy Swiss Cheese.


Marinate Chicken strips in teriyake sauce overnight.

Spread mayo on Sub bun. Put aside.

Spray pan with cooking spray.

Cook chicken, chops up with cooking spatual...add teriyake sauce. Cook for 30-45 seconds.

Add Swiss cheese, let melt.

Transer contents into bun.

Eat.

Easy snack made quickly during halftime of any sporting match.

Tony Bandana
12-04-2008, 07:36 PM
Welcome To Tony Bandana's Kitchen .




Get Cocaine powder, teaspoon, measuring cup, pan, baking soda.

Pour about an ounce of cocaine in the measuring cup.

Add about a teaspoon of baking soda.

Fill with about 3/4 cup of water.

Pour the mixture into the pan/pot

The mixture will start to bubble. Get a knife and flatten the bubbles.

Continue to flatten the mixture while cooking it.

Continue to flatten the mixture while cooking it.

Cook it until it is solid white.

Continue to cook it until it is solid white.

Place the solid form of cocaine on a towel or napkin to drain.

Place rocks in freezer for 15-20 minutes.

Place rocks in freezer for 15-20 minutes.

Congratulations you have successfully made crack cocaine.


ONGH

YeaH!

yo..Skampoo give me a call maybe i can promise you i can make you loose atleast 40 pds in 2 weeks jigga

thatz pretty quick Fatican

:D

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 07:41 PM
Tony, i work for the FBI....i hope you were joking.

Tony Bandana
12-04-2008, 07:43 PM
yes ..i was joking '

how do you like your job Nicky.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 07:47 PM
i was joking too

Tony Bandana
12-04-2008, 07:49 PM
get the fuck out of here!!!

i actuallly thought you were Starsky and Hutch or someshit

Constable Tooch

lol

ONGH

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 07:54 PM
hahaha....i felt the uncomfortableness of your previous post thru the computer screen, so i had to come clean.

my bad TonyB..lol

Tony Bandana
12-04-2008, 08:03 PM
itz all good jigga..im just trying to help Skampoo drop some weight but i think my post in the Minibump thread got him hungry and he bounced to Burger King .

ah well ..Tony B is for the people, but you cant help the helpless lol

hahaha

ONGH

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 08:17 PM
skampoe a fat muslim who gorges himself on pork.

Tony Bandana
12-04-2008, 08:27 PM
ONGHHHH

Skampoo's getting pumped like a lil ho on Promnight 2night hahaha

:D

TSA
12-04-2008, 08:39 PM
pffffffft

people copying from the in'anet n shit

2 slices of bread
put bread into toaster
wait until bread pops up
bread is now toast
spread "i can't believe it's not butter" ontop
cut into triangles

serves one

question, why the fuck do white people do that lol?
it never fails, while people always cut sandwiches in half?
it's it because of your comparitively narrow jaws?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA BASTID!!!!!!!!!








2 SLICES OF WONDER BREAD

1 BOTTLE OF DOLLAR STORE SYRUP 'MAPLE'

1 TOASTER

.........................................


PLACE 2 SLICES OF BREAD ON FLAT SURFACE

SQUIRT SOME SYRUP ON BOTH SLICES

PLACE 2GETHER INTO A SANDWICH


AND EAT




WHEN DONE PLACE UR SELF IN A FULL BATHTUB AND THROW IN THE TOASTER CUZ IF U EATIN SYRUP SAMMICHES IT AINT GON GET NO BETTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:beer:







































^^A SKAMPOE ORIGINAL^^^^ SO COPY N PASTE !
AHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

Art Vandelay
12-04-2008, 08:51 PM
http://jimberkin.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/clemenza1.jpg

Here, learn something. You may have to feed fifty guys someday. You start with olive oil...fry some garlic, see. And then fry some sausage...or meatballs if you like. Then you throw in the tomatoes, the tomato paste...some basil; and a little red wine...that's my trick.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 08:53 PM
I love-ah you soooooooo much, if i dont see you-ah soon, im-ah gonna die

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 08:54 PM
nobody in here knows nuthin about the gravy except maybe the Sanzogni bros.

TSA
12-04-2008, 08:57 PM
Welcome To Tony Bandana's Kitchen .




Get Cocaine powder, teaspoon, measuring cup, pan, baking soda.

Pour about an ounce of cocaine in the measuring cup.

Add about a teaspoon of baking soda.

Fill with about 3/4 cup of water.

Pour the mixture into the pan/pot

The mixture will start to bubble. Get a knife and flatten the bubbles.

Continue to flatten the mixture while cooking it.

Continue to flatten the mixture while cooking it.

Cook it until it is solid white.

Continue to cook it until it is solid white.

Place the solid form of cocaine on a towel or napkin to drain.

Place rocks in freezer for 15-20 minutes.

Place rocks in freezer for 15-20 minutes.

Congratulations you have successfully made crack cocaine.


ONGH

YeaH!

yo..Skampoo give me a call maybe i can promise you i can make you loose atleast 40 pds in 2 weeks jigga

thatz pretty quick Fatican

:D


BEST POST EVER.

Tony Bandana
12-04-2008, 09:03 PM
TSA what up

hahahaha

when i get tired ..i just get my bitch to take over. I call her Betty Crocker jigga

ONGH

1

:D

JerseyIronman
12-04-2008, 09:04 PM
^^

ya that post was pretty G.O.D

If I could make that my sig, i would

TSA
12-04-2008, 09:10 PM
TSA what up

hahahaha

when i get tired ..i just get my bitch to take over. I call her Betty Crocker jigga

ONGH

1

:D

real shit. Do you know how to get the maximum degree of whiteness in your rocks?

Tony Bandana
12-04-2008, 09:19 PM
real shit. Do you know how to get the maximum degree of whiteness in your rocks?

the best thing actually is if the yay is a waffiery shiney Beige colour. the best way to test the purity is to cook it back for the smokers ...if not you take a lil bit a rub it in your fingers for the sniffers

if the shit dissapears in your fingers and goes oily on you its decent .

if therez white chalk on your fingers. shits junk full of cut.

free base is white.

crack is yellowish.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 09:21 PM
Interesting. i caught someone smoking free base, but i wrongfully accused them of smoking crack.

Correct TonyB??

TSA
12-04-2008, 09:22 PM
mmm, interesting, and how does an aspiring young mocha sales men go about finding fiends?
where are some hot spots?

also, do you think it would be wise to diversify my portfolio with smack, blow, diesel, haze, and whores for security, or should i focus all my assets into yayo for maximum productivity?

Tony Bandana
12-04-2008, 09:24 PM
there iz a difference but not much ..crack iz more full of chemicals where as if you cook back coke you actually take the cut out of it and its more pure.

but really ..i mean if a freebaser cant find good coke to cook he'll just by crack anyway.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 09:27 PM
there iz a difference but not much ..crack iz more full of chemicals where as if you cook back coke you actually take the cut out of it and its more pure.

but really ..i mean if a freebaser cant find good coke to cook he'll just by crack anyway.

So was I wrong to call him a crackhead? Because the stigma attached to being a crackhead seems much more intense than the one attached to cokeheads.

Prolifical ENG
12-04-2008, 09:31 PM
wel this is more than a drink....i have to add this in or else this thread belongs in the hypothetical forum called "the kitchen" which the threadmaker encoraged in making.

1/3 a lemon diced
1/2 tsp grated ginger root
1 tbsp of simple syrup or 1/2 tsp of white sugar
2 oz whisky preferable forty creek
top up glass with club soda

when you get the lemon and giner root in the glass first, you need to muddle it together....i smeash it with the end of a japenese rolling pin (dont ask me how i have that) if not i mojito muddler or back of a spoon and mash it together....the better you smash it together the better.

this is a rye and ginger smash.....inspred by the rye and ginger ale...the next level of it....the mojito technique is the inspiration smashing together the lime and mint leaves.

right now I was experimenting ....too much ginger the first time but 1/2 is right. right now all teh experimentation si knocking my socks off....jesus christ i wish i there was someone not busy tonight so i could use them as a guinea pig instead of myself.

Art Vandelay
12-04-2008, 09:33 PM
wel this is more than a drink....i have to add this in or else this thread belongs in the hypothetical forum called "the kitchen" which the threadmaker encoraged in making.

1/3 a lemon diced
1/2 tsp grated ginger root
1 tbsp of simple syrup or 1/2 tsp of white sugar
2 oz whisky preferable forty creek
top up glass with club soda

when you get the lemon and giner root in the glass first, you need to muddle it together....i smeash it with the end of a japenese rolling pin (dont ask me how i have that) if not i mojito muddler or back of a spoon and mash it together....the better you smash it together the better.

this is a rye and ginger smash.....inspred by the rye and ginger ale...the next level of it....the mojito technique is the inspiration smashing together the lime and mint leaves.

right now I was experimenting ....too much ginger the first time but 1/2 is right. right now all teh experimentation si knocking my socks off....jesus christ i wish i there was someone not busy tonight so i could use them as a guinea pig instead of myself.


another failed idea by said threadmaker

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 09:34 PM
speaking of food, i could really go for a hot fudge and peanut butter milkshake right now.

TSA
12-04-2008, 09:47 PM
Touch would do anything for the hottest of fudge






























































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Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 09:49 PM
nothing goes better than peanut butter and chocolate.

if you can disprove that I dare you...


and dont say peanuts butter and jelly

Art Vandelay
12-04-2008, 09:56 PM
tooch, you may be right. peanut butter and chocolate is one of those weird combinations that i don't care much for separately, but are great when combined.

others being...

celery and blue cheese
doritos and ranch
tomato soup and grilled cheese (this might beat out chocolate and peanut butter)
prosciuto and honey doo
raekwon and dr. dre

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 10:01 PM
chocolate and pretzels
snickers and fritos
men and boys