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DJMethods
12-04-2008, 08:49 AM
TSA, I've been looking through old posts containing your pictures because... well I can't justify that, it's just straight up homo.

More to the point however; You seem to have gained a few pounds. You're not yet at an unhealthy, SKAMDOE, Big Pun or Mini's arms stage yet, but I think you needed this thread.

You see, I think it's WuCorp. We couldn't live without your ridicule and 4,000 word posts about vagina you almost got, we would seriously end up like England and just hate everyone else because we have beautiful women in our cuntry. I guess what I'm trying to say is, how has WuCorp effected you?

If possible, I'd like to know your starting and finishing weight. Same with all posters except Skampoe (And mini weigh your arms).

I forgot my point halfway through my post but I digress, are you beefing up for muscle purposes or just a lazy cunt?

Durag
12-04-2008, 09:00 AM
I too, have noticed this, that nose has got to take up a few pounds though. Id say Tissa's lazy when it actually comes down to doing anything though, hes all full of ideas, and my be ready to do something, but then he sees the computer, and cant help himself logging onto the corp. He tells himself everynight "Itl only be for a few minutes", but hours later hes still there, junk food rappers all around him

David Columbine
12-04-2008, 09:04 AM
TSA, I've been looking through old posts containing your pictures because... well I can't justify that, it's just straight up homo.

More to the point however; You seem to have gained a few pounds. You're not yet at an unhealthy, SKAMDOE, Big Pun or Mini's arms stage yet, but I think you needed this thread.

You see, I think it's WuCorp. We couldn't live without your ridicule and 4,000 word posts about vagina you almost got, we would seriously end up like England and just hate everyone else because we have beautiful women in our cuntry. I guess what I'm trying to say is, how has WuCorp effected you?

If possible, I'd like to know your starting and finishing weight. Same with all posters except Skampoe (And mini weigh your arms).

I forgot my point halfway through my post but I digress, are you beefing up for muscle purposes or just a lazy cunt?

http://i33.tinypic.com/rk7riq.jpg

DJMethods
12-04-2008, 09:07 AM
junk food rappers all around him

http://bigpun.ic.cz/pictures_new/pun07.jpg
http://stricklymusiq.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/biggie.jpg

David Columbine
12-04-2008, 09:13 AM
Eatin Da BirdseedZ

TSA
12-04-2008, 12:29 PM
great thread.

well the wieght issue first. I have a fat face, and always have, but im very skinny and always have been. im 167 pounds right now.

here's some nudes from last week

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/SSPX0317.jpg


i'll post more to show my phyzeeek better but that's the only one i've photobucketed thus far.


as far as laziness, i've, for the longest time thought i was lazy, it turns out im just stubborn and passive aggressive about stuff i dont want to or don't like doing.

from instance i dont take notes in class, cause im too lazy to read them again and stopped fooling myself.

but not too long ago i made an album, did shows pretty regularly, sold them at gas stations and walmarts from the trunk of my car, tired to put together albums for 2 different people with involvement ranging from writing the damn thing to just mixing and mastering, and i one man army asoned a huge marketing campagin that involved going to every possible building downtown and leaving 3 fliers there each (that would allow or make sense), physically going to every radio station possible in town, going to ever bar possible, going to an excessive amount of parties with different types of people, recording a bunch of advertisement tracks , and if they would call me at night to buy a CD (which happened) i would get in my car and drive out and go sell it.


this was all while working and going to school (i take 4 classes at a time and work fulltime when possible).

this was also during december, the peak of my wucorp activity cause 8 diagrams dropped, and i had beef with the globe.


i sold somewhere between 80-100 copies out of hand in 2 week and could have sold more but stopped cause i became disillusioned by my declining liking for hip hop


so no, im not lazy, i have alot of energy but few places to focus it but school, internet and friends.

TSA
12-04-2008, 12:41 PM
and by shows i dont mean in lincoln, i was back and forth in and out of omaha setting up connections with ppl that can sell my shit or help me get shows and actually doing them.

also we had a thing called the 'president's debate' at school. I was lazy in the class but when that came up (you pick 5 presidents and debate which one was better in a tournement for a shit ton of extra credit), i went off.

I was up at night researching, white TSA was sabatoging my foes, me and my friends that were in the class where spying on each other, trying to destory eachothers information..it got hilariously furiously serious

but my partner (a slut) did say a word the whole time or lift a pencil, and i wanted it that way cause i was a mannniacc in moo-tion.

got 3 of my 4 candidates in the quarter finales (Theodore Roosevelt, Einsenhower, and someone else i can't remember for the life of me)


i ended up winning with roosevelt and had to retire 1 or else it would be me verse me in the finals. It was all while being the guy that rose over 1/4 of the class totally for the holocaust museum trip that i didn't even end up going to.



so its not a matter of not being able to get things done or being lazy, it's not having anything i want to put the energy into.

how has wucorp affected me? Im online a shit lot more, im REALLY good at making fun of ppl now, i've developed a strange sense of humor that ppl won't get outside of here, i say "teaching the seeds, god, fags in speedos 2 da chinks and gueedos, crafted by the chinks, da gays, ignorant blacks, refer to people in charles jonesesque ways like i was talking to a 'young ignorant poor black women the other day' replaced the word guys with gays, g.o.d, arts and crafts,ect." more, i can talk to people about stuff thats over the heads of my normal friends and family, I have an abundance of really funny pictures, i make diss bulletins on myspace about people, its given me a useless but accessable place to dispense excess creative energy, i've met GAVIN, got introduced to alot of dope rap, and is a good stress reliever.

TSA
12-04-2008, 12:42 PM
I too, have noticed this, that nose has got to take up a few pounds though. Id say Tissa's lazy when it actually comes down to doing anything though, hes all full of ideas, and my be ready to do something, but then he sees the computer, and cant help himself logging onto the corp. He tells himself everynight "Itl only be for a few minutes", but hours later hes still there, junk food rappers all around him
LMAO! that's very true, every computer, i leave a paper trail.

minibumpsh
12-04-2008, 02:17 PM
I too, have noticed this, that nose has got to take up a few pounds though. Id say Tissa's lazy when it actually comes down to doing anything though, hes all full of ideas, and my be ready to do something, but then he sees the computer, and cant help himself logging onto the corp. He tells himself everynight "Itl only be for a few minutes", but hours later hes still there, junk food rappers all around him

HAHAHAHAH

Professor Poopsnagle
12-04-2008, 02:24 PM
I too, have noticed this, that nose has got to take up a few pounds though. Id say Tissa's lazy when it actually comes down to doing anything though, hes all full of ideas, and my be ready to do something, but then he sees the computer, and cant help himself logging onto the corp. He tells himself everynight "Itl only be for a few minutes", but hours later hes still there, junk food rappers all around him
AHAHAHAHAHAAA!

HANZO
12-04-2008, 02:29 PM
what i dnt understand is...

why isnt the corp going mad over Tissa's nudes. someone make a gif and spread that shit around west Africa.

TSA
12-04-2008, 03:05 PM
Wucorp is fuckin tragic these days

that 002 guy shitting his drawers and i was the only one that found it significant
i think we've been numbed to scandal.

HANZO
12-04-2008, 03:09 PM
it must be those microchips implanted into us. they controlling our minds man!!

TSA
12-04-2008, 03:10 PM
yes, microchips and an absences of palehorse is psychological ether.

fuck jay-z

HANZO
12-04-2008, 03:19 PM
true indeed, we need an increase in posts by Tony Bandanna, cause his words are filled with revolutionary flavour.

Professor Poopsnagle
12-04-2008, 03:25 PM
i think we've been numbed to scandal.
Word allah.

Senator C. Palantine
12-04-2008, 03:40 PM
People are afraid to speak against the system.

Everyone here know that one of are own, Palehorse, has been assassinated by The Man.

Yet no one speaks of it.

We'd rather pretend everything is ok and look at TSA noods instead.

People, stop living in fear.

Wake up and VOTE PALANTINE.

SKAMPOE
12-04-2008, 03:43 PM
Ok Y Is Tissie Showin Doods His Man Nips!?

Senator C. Palantine
12-04-2008, 03:46 PM
Because he's a governmont agent and is trying to take the focus of the fact that his 'people' have killed Palehorse.

SKAMPOE
12-04-2008, 03:49 PM
Cool

TSA
12-04-2008, 05:12 PM
I took replica noods to the blackula ones and will be posting them whenever she opens your sleezy yap

check two
12-04-2008, 05:22 PM
http://media.houston.indymedia.org/uploads/2005/06/fatbitch.jpgmid.jpg

DJMethods
12-04-2008, 06:06 PM
I took replica noods to the blackula ones and will be posting them whenever she opens your sleezy yap

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I still think she needs to change her name to raevonne da chef.

SKAMPOE
12-04-2008, 06:25 PM
Raevonne Da Chesst

check two
12-04-2008, 06:53 PM
http://www.foodmuseum.com/images/exFatSlwinskiFatBlackGuy300.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
12-04-2008, 07:12 PM
damn lardass.

SKAMPOE
12-04-2008, 07:14 PM
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EAGLE EYE
12-05-2008, 12:32 AM
All That Omaha Beef

11th Chamber
12-05-2008, 12:33 AM
I took replica noods to the blackula ones and will be posting them whenever she opens your sleezy yap

amazing.

exact same poses too?

hahhahahaha

EAGLE EYE
12-05-2008, 12:35 AM
cool kids table and their crazy mocking antics

11th Chamber
12-05-2008, 12:43 AM
yea

Jasper was accually once given a brief invitation, but turned it down.

Said he had pryor engagements


http://www.oakfieldjunior.org/lunch1.jpg

lol at the smooth niggah with the retard hands

Durag
12-05-2008, 04:58 AM
great thread.

well the wieght issue first. I have a fat face, and always have, but im very skinny and always have been. im 167 pounds right now.

here's some nudes from last week

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/SSPX0317.jpg

AHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHaahahhahahahahhaAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA HAHAahahahahaAHHAHAahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAhahaAHAHAHA Hwefihwo;wiofjeho;

How did this shit go unoticed? The nigga (kind of) posted nudes?!

Are people telling me they ACTUALLU have more important things in their lives than looking at Tissa nudes? smh, i thought people would have got a good luagh out of Tissa, wether they were laughing with him or at him.

Longbongcilvaringz
12-05-2008, 05:44 AM
What nudes?

I've posted chest baring photo's before.

It's nothing much.

Durag
12-05-2008, 05:50 AM
^Where? I havent seen them.

And yeah, there not nudes. Look at his mouth and shin in that pic though, he looks a little like Canibus in it

TSA
12-05-2008, 11:46 AM
Durag is on them male nudes like fiend on crack
devotion.

Durag
12-05-2008, 12:04 PM
Have you ever been told you look like Canibus?

You dont actually, but your mouth and chin look kind of like his in that pic. Fascinating.

TSA
12-05-2008, 12:06 PM
lmao, i've been told i look like a mix of Gary Coleman and Neyo

i think that's been the most accurate

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/SSPX0243.jpg

Durag
12-05-2008, 12:11 PM
^AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAHHAA

What are you doing in that pic?

I have noticed you look incredibly happy in all of your pics, do you carry a camera aound with you at all times, just in case a photo is needed for Wu-corp? It must be full of pictures of youself

TSA
12-05-2008, 12:14 PM
my camera is my phone, so in a strange way yes. I took a few shots for facial expression to use as reponses...and im not always happy, cause shits REAL.






































































































http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/SSPX0240.jpg

TSA
12-05-2008, 12:15 PM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/SSPX0232.jpg

check two
12-05-2008, 12:26 PM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/SSPX0232.jpg

Calm down Arnold Drummond. lol

HANZO
12-05-2008, 12:27 PM
please let us not follow Tissa's trend and start posting nudes.

Skamp dnt even think about it.

check two
12-05-2008, 12:31 PM
Here's me naked, ya fat fucks!http://www.foodmuseum.com/images/exFatSlwinskiFatBlackGuy300.jpg

I think Skamp already did post nudes?

Durag
12-05-2008, 12:32 PM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/SSPX0232.jpg

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

TSA
12-05-2008, 12:47 PM
i think its 002's trend..or blackula's if you wanna dig the crates

SKAMPOE
12-05-2008, 01:23 PM
Durag is on them male nudes like fiend on crack
devotion.
hahahahahahahahahahahaa

lmao, i've been told i look like a mix of Gary Coleman and Neyo

i think that's been the most accurate

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/SSPX0243.jpg
hahahahahahah^ was it jigsaw that said it? i know he said ''u look kanye west crossed with neyo som im gon call u KANYEEOO''


hahahahahahahahahahahahha


hFjWaBvvVFg

@ 1:10^


curious george dats who u look like!

IrOnMaN
12-08-2008, 01:19 PM
At least he's eating. STFU!

11th Chamber
12-08-2008, 04:37 PM
At least he's eating. STFU!

??

Senator C. Palantine
12-08-2008, 05:09 PM
At least he's eating. STFU!


Rare Fucking Jewellz, son.

If you dont understand this, you dont understand, full stop.

Ironman drops knowledge once again!

TSA
12-08-2008, 05:13 PM
he's right tho, in right now eating vanilla icecream was live strawberry swirls, not just pink, real strawberry swirls




GIMME MY COINZ

Senator C. Palantine
12-08-2008, 05:21 PM
Knowledge.

check two
12-08-2008, 05:27 PM
Black strawberry shortcake mofo.

KERZO
12-08-2008, 06:43 PM
great thread.

well the wieght issue first. I have a fat face, and always have, but im very skinny and always have been. im 167 pounds right now.

here's some nudes from last week

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/SSPX0317.jpg


i'll post more to show my phyzeeek better but that's the only one i've photobucketed thus far.


as far as laziness, i've, for the longest time thought i was lazy, it turns out im just stubborn and passive aggressive about stuff i dont want to or don't like doing.

from instance i dont take notes in class, cause im too lazy to read them again and stopped fooling myself.

but not too long ago i made an album, did shows pretty regularly, sold them at gas stations and walmarts from the trunk of my car, tired to put together albums for 2 different people with involvement ranging from writing the damn thing to just mixing and mastering, and i one man army asoned a huge marketing campagin that involved going to every possible building downtown and leaving 3 fliers there each (that would allow or make sense), physically going to every radio station possible in town, going to ever bar possible, going to an excessive amount of parties with different types of people, recording a bunch of advertisement tracks , and if they would call me at night to buy a CD (which happened) i would get in my car and drive out and go sell it.


this was all while working and going to school (i take 4 classes at a time and work fulltime when possible).

this was also during december, the peak of my wucorp activity cause 8 diagrams dropped, and i had beef with the globe.


i sold somewhere between 80-100 copies out of hand in 2 week and could have sold more but stopped cause i became disillusioned by my declining liking for hip hop


so no, im not lazy, i have alot of energy but few places to focus it but school, internet and friends.

Holy shit tsa, you brought the game to a whole new level, fuck ninja pics, it's nudes city..well you think no whitey would post a nude up in here......think again -




http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/My%20Pics/Fuckyouwu-corpniggaz.jpg

You see i still wear the goggles, gotta keep shyt smart!

and by shows i dont mean in lincoln, i was back and forth in and out of omaha setting up connections with ppl that can sell my shit or help me get shows and actually doing them.

also we had a thing called the 'president's debate' at school. I was lazy in the class but when that came up (you pick 5 presidents and debate which one was better in a tournement for a shit ton of extra credit), i went off.

I was up at night researching, white TSA was sabatoging my foes, me and my friends that were in the class where spying on each other, trying to destory eachothers information..it got hilariously furiously serious

but my partner (a slut) did say a word the whole time or lift a pencil, and i wanted it that way cause i was a mannniacc in moo-tion.

got 3 of my 4 candidates in the quarter finales (Theodore Roosevelt, Einsenhower, and someone else i can't remember for the life of me)


i ended up winning with roosevelt and had to retire 1 or else it would be me verse me in the finals. It was all while being the guy that rose over 1/4 of the class totally for the holocaust museum trip that i didn't even end up going to.



so its not a matter of not being able to get things done or being lazy, it's not having anything i want to put the energy into.

how has wucorp affected me? Im online a shit lot more, im REALLY good at making fun of ppl now, i've developed a strange sense of humor that ppl won't get outside of here, i say "teaching the seeds, god, fags in speedos 2 da chinks and gueedos, crafted by the chinks, da gays, ignorant blacks, refer to people in charles jonesesque ways like i was talking to a 'young ignorant poor black women the other day' replaced the word guys with gays, g.o.d, arts and crafts,ect." more, i can talk to people about stuff thats over the heads of my normal friends and family, I have an abundance of really funny pictures, i make diss bulletins on myspace about people, its given me a useless but accessable place to dispense excess creative energy, i've met GAVIN, got introduced to alot of dope rap, and is a good stress reliever.

I could'nt be arsed reading all of your self masturbatory versifying so i just took a picture of me pulling a face at ya young punk ass -

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/My%20Pics/Fuckedfacepic1.jpg

DONT'z FuKc Wiv DAr BuHGz bHUnNiE!!!!

TSA
12-08-2008, 07:08 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

DJMethods
12-08-2008, 07:14 PM
I thought the light was his jew-hat. I figured they must come in yellow now or some shit, jew's getting new age and rocking fluro colours and shit.

But no. no jews and no fluro jews.

disappointed, 3/10

KERZO
12-08-2008, 07:17 PM
thats my GOLD LEAF HALO!!!!

Senator C. Palantine
12-08-2008, 07:17 PM
Man on man Jew-hat porn is rocking duh webz right now.

IrOnMaN
12-08-2008, 07:24 PM
TSA, how tall are you? 164lbs. I'm assuming you're around 5'8

TSA
12-08-2008, 07:26 PM
5'9 or 5'8 maybe 5'10 i seriously don't know

IrOnMaN
12-08-2008, 07:30 PM
Ok then. What are these people talking about? What weight problem? Good Gawd! TSA, forgive them because they love you and they have nothing to do.

check two
12-08-2008, 07:32 PM
Ironman and TSA should date.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-08-2008, 07:32 PM
IRonman is pushing up hard on TSA.

He got the physical stats, and he liked what he heard.

You better edit the posts with your digits, tsa

IrOnMaN
12-08-2008, 07:35 PM
^^Lies!!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-08-2008, 07:36 PM
I'm just joking. Please don't call me a clock-radio speaker, it's been a long day.

KERZO
12-08-2008, 07:48 PM
this thread's gay level is hitting critical levels..

http://lagablab.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/warning1.gifhttp://lagablab.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/warning1.gif
http://slugtales.com/gay-marriage-scale.gif
http://lagablab.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/warning1.gifhttp://lagablab.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/warning1.gif

TSA
12-08-2008, 07:50 PM
lmao yeah, ironman is pushing up really hard, i dont wanna say 'dude stop' cause it might hurt his feelings..but then again, his best work is done when he's emotionally on edge

KERZO
12-08-2008, 07:58 PM
^plus you enjoy the manly bonding with random dudes on a message board.this is 2009 metrowusexual time!!