DJMethods
12-05-2008, 10:26 PM
Sometimes I have quiet nights, sometimes big, sometimes epic... That was epic.
I go to our work function at about 6, get stuck into the beer. Shake hands with guy from I Am Sam. Give shit to coworker cause it looked like she had a boob job. Give speech which included "the board dont do much but I should probably thank them too" in front of board. Call mate who puts me on loud speaker without telling, I then proceed to describe what a certain girls pussy would be like, while she can hear. Polish off another 8 or so beers, few wines, few champagnes. Go to strip club with board member. Get asked for a ciggarette and tell the guy "only if you blow me", he stalks me for half the night. Drink more. Try to put $20 inside a strippers pussy, while she's performing. Get a private show, my hands still smell like strippers. Leave with random. Walk through a school, stay there for like 3 hours but dont know why. Lose a shoe. Meet some random abodigitals who gave me directions cause i'd "be made piss down that way". Walk. meet some random girls who wanted to split a cab fair, i was going opposite direction, but lied and got them to come waaaaay out of their way. Finally got a cab where i was told i only have one shoe, which i never realised. Called up a friend to abuse her about stealing my shoe. Get home, PM Ilzpotent about her vagina, and ask blackula if i may masturbate over her. Dunno but i think i had a really ugly chick in bed, after splitting the cab. had a few more beers and talked shit with random girls. wake up with a ridiculous amount of stamps on my arm, and i can only remember one club.
word is bond. reckon i at least got to 20+ drinks easily.
I go to our work function at about 6, get stuck into the beer. Shake hands with guy from I Am Sam. Give shit to coworker cause it looked like she had a boob job. Give speech which included "the board dont do much but I should probably thank them too" in front of board. Call mate who puts me on loud speaker without telling, I then proceed to describe what a certain girls pussy would be like, while she can hear. Polish off another 8 or so beers, few wines, few champagnes. Go to strip club with board member. Get asked for a ciggarette and tell the guy "only if you blow me", he stalks me for half the night. Drink more. Try to put $20 inside a strippers pussy, while she's performing. Get a private show, my hands still smell like strippers. Leave with random. Walk through a school, stay there for like 3 hours but dont know why. Lose a shoe. Meet some random abodigitals who gave me directions cause i'd "be made piss down that way". Walk. meet some random girls who wanted to split a cab fair, i was going opposite direction, but lied and got them to come waaaaay out of their way. Finally got a cab where i was told i only have one shoe, which i never realised. Called up a friend to abuse her about stealing my shoe. Get home, PM Ilzpotent about her vagina, and ask blackula if i may masturbate over her. Dunno but i think i had a really ugly chick in bed, after splitting the cab. had a few more beers and talked shit with random girls. wake up with a ridiculous amount of stamps on my arm, and i can only remember one club.
word is bond. reckon i at least got to 20+ drinks easily.