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Art Vandelay
12-10-2008, 05:00 PM
have the 7 fish dinner for christmas eve. ugh. i hate it. why can't italian's just eat like everyone else on christmas?

tsa, i'll save you some time... i am lonely and won't be with family on christmas. there, you happy, you don't have to post now, tsa.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-10-2008, 05:16 PM
we dont do that fish shit...Lasagna, sauce, and my grandmother makes her famous eggplant parm just for me.

fish? hellz naw

Art Vandelay
12-10-2008, 05:22 PM
lol @ tooch eating moulinyan for christmas

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-10-2008, 05:29 PM
what is 7-fish dinner?

Olive Oil Goombah
12-10-2008, 05:30 PM
im curious myself

DUMBO
12-10-2008, 05:32 PM
this thread is NOT "...."-approved.

Crack Killz
12-10-2008, 05:33 PM
hell noooo.. we get straight puerto rican food... not all that fish shit.. fish only gets cooked for 1 of my uncles cuz hes vegetarian

Art Vandelay
12-10-2008, 05:34 PM
it's an italian tradition. some italians believe you shouldn't eat meat on christmas eve. i don't think it's known why, but it's tradition to have 7 different sea foods on christmas eve. some believe it's because there are 7 sacraments in the catholic religion.

ugh, just thinking about the squid my grandma used to make disgusts me.

check two
12-10-2008, 05:37 PM
My Italian friend usually just punches 7 different holes in the wall on Christmas Eve.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-10-2008, 05:37 PM
mmmmmm

http://startcooking.com/public/IMG_3294.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
12-10-2008, 05:38 PM
if we were forced to eat fish on christmas eve i think i'd punch holes in the wall too...

Art Vandelay
12-10-2008, 05:39 PM
that looks like some fake eggplant parm that mcdonalds would sell. nobody has eggplant that perfectly round

Art Vandelay
12-10-2008, 05:42 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_seven_fishes

check two
12-10-2008, 05:43 PM
My Italian friend usually has spaghetti and meatballs every day of the week.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-10-2008, 05:44 PM
that looks like some fake eggplant parm that mcdonalds would sell. nobody has eggplant that perfectly round

LOL...cuz your family is cock eyed or sumthin. My grandmother puts cooked salami on it too..oooooooh man. I don't share that shit with anyone when i have it. I had it for lunch one day and my friend wanted a bite and i refused. Just flat out said 'no'.
He was pissed, but he doesnt understand.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-10-2008, 05:45 PM
That sounds dope. I like seafood.

Art Vandelay
12-10-2008, 05:47 PM
no joke, there would be a bowl of this shit sitting right in front of me at the table

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/2878245620_750a952fe7.jpg?v=0

Olive Oil Goombah
12-10-2008, 05:50 PM
damn man...wut the fuck? deep fry that and dip it in some marinara..

Calamari dog....what kinda fuckin???

http://timefordinner.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/a-calamari.jpg

Art Vandelay
12-10-2008, 05:51 PM
exactly tooch. now don't forget about the baccala

http://www.acquaesale.it/wp-content/uploads/BACCALA.jpg

Art Vandelay
12-10-2008, 05:53 PM
tooch, here is what eggplant parm should look like

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/2400370021_24938539d6.jpg

not that processed shit that you guys make into a fucking perfect circular patty

Olive Oil Goombah
12-10-2008, 05:53 PM
yea that shit stinks..they had that in an import store around here...stunk up the whole joint.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-10-2008, 05:54 PM
tooch, here is what eggplant parm should look like

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/2400370021_24938539d6.jpg

not that processed shit that you guys make into a fucking perfect circular patty

yea that shit looks good...fuck im starving now

Art Vandelay
12-10-2008, 05:55 PM
tooch, your grandma make homemade gnocchi?

Olive Oil Goombah
12-10-2008, 06:01 PM
she hasn't made homemade stuff in a while. She is gettin up there....i mean she still makes the sauce and meatballs and all that, and my eggplant and shit, but she dont do the homemade pasta like that anymore.

Art Vandelay
12-10-2008, 06:04 PM
i picture your grandma to look like joe pesci's mom in goodfellas

http://poetsrite.com/Mama.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
12-10-2008, 06:08 PM
not too far off, but she has aged better and dies her hair...but similar very much so.

Art Vandelay
12-17-2009, 06:25 PM
so, toochski, are you going to become a real italian this year and do the 7 fishes for christmas?

famenchuan
12-17-2009, 06:31 PM
I look foward to christmas eve dinner more than thanksgiving.

I do it all

octopus
eel
flounder
muscles
clams
calmari
few other types of fish



my favorite dish is Zuppa di Pesce

EAGLE EYE
12-17-2009, 06:35 PM
I would definitely eat a 7 fish dinner. I've grown up eating almost every possible sea food. Eating Lamb every X-mas is delicious but gets boring. I've never understood the mint jelly on the side? It's like eating Nyquil in Jello form.

Last fish I had was swordfish but it obviously didn't live up to its full potential because I had it at a hibatchi restaurant where its a rushed process.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-17-2009, 06:37 PM
so, toochski, are you going to become a real italian this year and do the 7 fishes for christmas?

lol...no fucking way.

Altho i had some baccala the other day...it was was kinda stewed with a red sauce, green and red peppers, eggplant, potato, olives.

Delicious.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-17-2009, 06:42 PM
That sounds dope. I like seafood.

me too

no joke, there would be a bowl of this shit sitting right in front of me at the table

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/2878245620_750a952fe7.jpg?v=0

that looks scary

damn man...wut the fuck? deep fry that and dip it in some marinara..

Calamari dog....what kinda fuckin???

http://timefordinner.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/a-calamari.jpg

that looks more appetising.




this is how i like it when i go to a chinese restaurant
http://bp2.blogger.com/_S2xdxnoKJSs/R1HjFXjqq1I/AAAAAAAAAOA/nmX4HBBCmQI/s1600-R/Broccoli+&+suqid+with+Sichuan+pepper-salt_copy.jpg

deep fried with salt, pepper and chili.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-17-2009, 06:44 PM
i love chinese food

5hundred&one
12-17-2009, 06:48 PM
for me, japanese food owns chinese

I love seafood tho, so maybe that's why.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-17-2009, 06:52 PM
i like japanese food too. only thing i don't like is sushi, i'm too scared to eat anything raw apart from fruit.

Art Vandelay
12-17-2009, 06:52 PM
i like japanese food too. only thing i don't like is sushi, i'm too scared to eat anything raw apart from fruit.


oooh baby i like it raw

5hundred&one
12-17-2009, 06:57 PM
aww sushi's that shit, I love it.

chinese food's really good too though, asian food in general is. until they start cookin up weird monkey brain shit, I haven't gone that far with it. maybe it's really good and westerners are just too pussy to try it.

and to the OP, my family on my Father's side is Sicilian, I've never heard of the 7 fish shit though. I'm pretty sure I'd like it, I haven't had too much seafood that I couldn't enjoy.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-17-2009, 06:58 PM
sushi is good

Art Vandelay
12-17-2009, 07:08 PM
i like japanese food too. only thing i don't like is sushi, i'm too scared to eat anything raw apart from fruit.


i'd eat your sushi raw

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-17-2009, 07:14 PM
hahahaha.... don't be disgusting and call my vajayjay sushi.

Art Vandelay
12-17-2009, 07:17 PM
i thought my thread title was funnier/more offensive. so be it

famenchuan
12-17-2009, 07:18 PM
sushimi is my favorite

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-17-2009, 07:19 PM
aww sushi's that shit, I love it.

chinese food's really good too though, asian food in general is. until they start cookin up weird monkey brain shit, I haven't gone that far with it. maybe it's really good and westerners are just too pussy to try it.

and to the OP, my family on my Father's side is Sicilian, I've never heard of the 7 fish shit though. I'm pretty sure I'd like it, I haven't had too much seafood that I couldn't enjoy.


where would the chinks in the us get monkey brains from? do they really eat that stuff.

i'm not a proper china chink, i think my great grandmother on my dad's side was a proper china chink.

Art Vandelay
12-17-2009, 07:22 PM
i'm not a proper china chink, i think my great grandmother on my dad's side was a proper china chink.


does your sushi, i mean, your vajayjay go sideways?

zooruka
12-17-2009, 07:23 PM
I love chinese food to...fried rice, beef n black bean sauce, seshwan chicken and spring rolls.


peace

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-17-2009, 07:26 PM
does your sushi, i mean, your vajayjay go sideways?


not sideways, just a bit slanted. don't discriminate yo.



I love chinese food to...fried rice, beef n black bean sauce, seshwan chicken and spring rolls.


peace

i've not tried the sezchuan, but beef or chicken in black bean sauce with green peppers is one of my favourite dishes. :p

Art Vandelay
12-17-2009, 07:27 PM
not sideways, just a bit slanted. don't discriminate yo.



not discriminating...i've never had asian puss. was curious

zooruka
12-17-2009, 07:30 PM
yo.





i've not tried the sezchuan, but beef or chicken in black bean sauce with green peppers is one of my favourite dishes. :p


sezchuan is the bomb .... you should try it, its a bit spicey though !!!!


peace be with you !

5hundred&one
12-17-2009, 10:17 PM
where would the chinks in the us get monkey brains from? do they really eat that stuff.

i'm not a proper china chink, i think my great grandmother on my dad's side was a proper china chink.

there's a government owned monkey island just off the coast of NC where I live. I guess if I really wanted to try it, it wouldn't be beyond my means.

I was just saying that westerners usually are put off by the thought of eating monkey brains, and if given the opportunity, we probably wouldn't.

but maybe it's fuckin delicious?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-17-2009, 10:19 PM
i wouldn't be able to tell you what it tastes like. sounds disgusting though. i've only seen it in indiana jones.

Art Vandelay
12-17-2009, 10:20 PM
not discriminating...i've never had asian puss. was curious

i wouldn't be able to tell you what it tastes like. sounds disgusting though. i've only seen it in indiana jones.


i missed that scene in indian jones. so what kinds of puss have you tasted?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-17-2009, 10:29 PM
i missed that scene in indian jones. so what kinds of puss have you tasted?



um.... only puss from sores if you must....









































joke

5hundred&one
12-17-2009, 10:39 PM
i wouldn't be able to tell you what it tastes like. sounds disgusting though. i've only seen it in indiana jones.

^ classic movie

as far as monkey brains go, I've had this conversation with a few ppl, and the way I look at it, almost all the food humans eat would be gross to them if they weren't conditioned to eat it at a young age.

think if nobody ate meat for the past 500 years and out of nowhere somebody comes up and offers you a hot dog and says 'here this is processed animal guts' you'd probably tell them to get lost.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-17-2009, 10:48 PM
^ classic movie

as far as monkey brains go, I've had this conversation with a few ppl, and the way I look at it, almost all the food humans eat would be gross to them if they weren't conditioned to eat it at a young age.

think if nobody ate meat for the past 500 years and out of nowhere somebody comes up and offers you a hot dog and says 'here this is processed animal guts' you'd probably tell them to get lost.



that's true.


i remember eating winkles, kidneys and livers when i was little. when i found out what they were when i got older, i haven't touched them since.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-17-2009, 10:49 PM
i just at tripe...it was delicious. a little acidic tho...i could have used a nice glass of milke

Art Vandelay
12-17-2009, 10:50 PM


my grandmother used to make that shit all the time. never tried it.

5hundred&one
12-17-2009, 10:51 PM
^ menudo, if mexicans love it, chances are it's delicious.

I can see that being a motivational poster.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-17-2009, 10:52 PM
you gotta have tripe cooked the right way....so its tender....stewed in red sauce. with fresh bread.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-18-2009, 12:04 AM
i love the thread title, btw.

check two
12-18-2009, 01:45 AM
I heard that most Italians will eat babies if there is bacon or cheese on it.

Art Vandelay
12-26-2010, 11:28 AM
not discriminating...i've never had asian puss. was curious

awww, how things have changed since last year

Olive Oil Goombah
12-26-2010, 11:57 AM
Did your prick fall off??

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080324/Villains/Schindlers-List-Fiennes_l.jpg

BLACK BART SIMPSON
12-26-2010, 08:41 PM
dicky douche is a better name . . what do you think nicholis ?

EAGLE EYE
12-26-2010, 08:47 PM
WU name Generator told me I should change mine to ROB The Darkman, cuz Im so dark and mysterious. Plus I live in brickhouse and Darkest Knights can't come in.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-26-2010, 09:02 PM
dicky douche is a better name . . what do you think nicholis ?


I like touch cuz thats was daryl used to call me for some reason.