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THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 01:52 PM
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IrOnMaN
12-11-2008, 01:53 PM
Secondary

WARPATH
12-11-2008, 01:54 PM
I don't get it.

INF
12-11-2008, 01:58 PM
rep

Longbongcilvaringz
12-11-2008, 02:00 PM
Sid starting up this account as if it's on behalf of the corpse is pretty amusing.

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 02:04 PM
CapNcrunch needs to get out of the house more.

IrOnMaN
12-11-2008, 02:08 PM
^Got him!

SKAMPOE
12-11-2008, 02:12 PM
who the fuck is this now thinkin they can gaine e god status from using my name in vain!?


hidious bannana? is this u?


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THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 02:17 PM
account for all corpse members

Uncle Steezo
12-11-2008, 02:19 PM
i find it amusing that pat acts like he is not a top 10 member of the corpse.


and that he didin't create a 2ndary corpse account so he could be close to me without catching flack from the other corpse members.


looooooooove.... make you do wrong...... make you do right
heyyyyeyeyeeeee............
looooooooooooovveeeeee.......

jfWPDGWP568

INF
12-11-2008, 02:19 PM
its only a matter of time before somebody (everybody) runs and tells in the dear admins section and this thread will get closed and the user account will be banned


For what though?

IrOnMaN
12-11-2008, 02:20 PM
Password

WARPATH
12-11-2008, 02:21 PM
Oh God.

So we don't know if it's jew or some euro pig fucker.

And they can say what they want.

Bitch move.

Uncle Steezo
12-11-2008, 02:21 PM
account for all corpse members
can i use it too?

Art Vandelay
12-11-2008, 02:23 PM
i wonder if when rza was acquitted of attempted murder and he decided to start this movement called the wu-tang clan, if he realized that there would be 2 giant groups of fags from 2 different websites fighting each other over their computers because of him.

WARPATH
12-11-2008, 02:27 PM
HEAT I always thought was funny regardless of his rep, GEN WISE has his moments, though I think he's Great Dane but not sure & his Dane persona is better, so he cool........I ono whats the deal with STYLE people come and go here on the reg, why the fuck are people getting sand in their vagina over him?

The only corpse member who's a total douche is Wooz........

he's just the kind of guy I'd like to knock on the ground and repeatedly kick in the ribs over and over again laughing hysterically........

Sidious was ok until he got on the beef-tip with every1 and made 60+ threads about stupid shit, and made like 74532874 accounts after getting banned......I just think he fell off......maybe he redeemed @ the Corpse.....

I ono, I dont go there......

Jasper is #1 though, people who don't recognize his steel-o are blind 2 duh game, get off the tracks when the train comes through hoe.....*piff!*

This nigguh just gave Jasper an e-hand job.

*sigh*

When will I get my e-hand job?

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 02:28 PM
i find it amusing that pat acts like he is not a top 10 member of the corpse.


and that he didin't create a 2ndary corpse account so he could be close to me without catching flack from the other corpse members.


looooooooove.... make you do wrong...... make you do right
heyyyyeyeyeeeee............
looooooooooooovveeeeee.......

jfWPDGWP568

stlye should come back to thecorpse

Patrick aka CapnCrunch aka ms info needs to be deleted from internet

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 02:33 PM
its only a matter of time before somebody (everybody) runs and tells in the dear admins section and this thread will get closed and the user account will be banned


For what though?

egzakly god

TSA
12-11-2008, 02:42 PM
LMAO at this thread

SKAMPOE
12-11-2008, 02:42 PM
Oh God.

So we don't know if it's jew or some euro pig fucker.

And they can say what they want.

Bitch move.

lol

This nigguh just gave Jasper an e-hand job.

*sigh*

When will I get my e-hand job?
best 2 posts in this thread....^O^

SKAMPOE
12-11-2008, 02:44 PM
HEAT I always thought was funny regardless of his rep, GEN WISE has his moments, though I think he's Great Dane but not sure & his Dane persona is better, so he cool........I ono whats the deal with STYLE people come and go here on the reg, why the fuck are people getting sand in their vagina over him?

The only corpse member who's a total douche is Wooz........

he's just the kind of guy I'd like to knock on the ground and repeatedly kick in the ribs over and over again laughing hysterically........

Sidious was ok until he got on the beef-tip with every1 and made 60+ threads about stupid shit, and made like 74532874 accounts after getting banned......I just think he fell off......maybe he redeemed @ the Corpse.....

I ono, I dont go there......

Jasper is #1 though, people who don't recognize his steel-o are blind 2 duh game, get off the tracks when the train comes through hoe.....*piff!*
cosign, exept for heat!, and jasper is cool exept when he posts kids in fucked up predicaments!

WARPATH
12-11-2008, 02:48 PM
lol


best 2 posts in this thread....^O^


Ahhh.......oh shit i'm cummmmming......

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 02:49 PM
lol


best 2 posts in this thread....^O^

cosign, exept for heat!, and jasper is cool exept when he posts kids in fucked up predicaments!

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TSA
12-11-2008, 02:51 PM
also isn't this joke old?

the skampoe and that bitch comparison is old as fuck

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 02:55 PM
I'll have my people, call your people.......:lmao:



Jasper has his over the edge moments, but overall.....he's got more funny comments then the board combined....def. one of the ONLY few who I'd gladly meet in person and get hammered & hazed.....:spin:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3i8za_introducing-corpsterdam_music

put to 2:08

ilzPotent
12-11-2008, 02:56 PM
Heat was hilarious, his random im's are quite amusing too.

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 02:58 PM
also isn't this joke old?

the skampoe and that bitch comparison is old as fuck

Its not a comparison its a union.




sort of like this choclate family union

http://i36.tinypic.com/33djkep.jpg

INF
12-11-2008, 03:08 PM
dude , leave tsa sister out of this. She got cute chipmunk cheeks.

FatherSl!me
12-11-2008, 03:42 PM
i find it amusing that pat acts like he is not a top 10 member of the corpse.


and that he didin't create a 2ndary corpse account so he could be close to me without catching flack from the other corpse members.


looooooooove.... make you do wrong...... make you do right
heyyyyeyeyeeeee............
looooooooooooovveeeeee.......

jfWPDGWP568

LOL @ catchin flack. What a huge fag.

What the hell u doin back in this shithole anyways??

TSA
12-11-2008, 03:56 PM
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Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-11-2008, 04:05 PM
i wonder if when rza was acquitted of attempted murder and he decided to start this movement called the wu-tang clan, if he realized that there would be 2 giant groups of fags from 2 different websites fighting each other over their computers because of him.

hahahaha.

Maybe it was his divine plan all along. He had his 5 year plan for Wu, and his 15-year plan for internet fags to form to separate factions of nerds who would go to war against each other.

Thus the prophesy is in motion All hail the all-mighty RZA and the Prophet Don Shallah Raekwon.

2 separate cliques have formed, but can they co-exist, or will there be a Great Nerd Holy War, that shall rage on until every last Euro-fag, wigger, fake thug, and socially awkward nerd is smitten, and the Legendary Ghost-Deini descends from the heavens and takes the souls of the righteous to reside next to Allah for eternity?

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 04:10 PM
Fag

FatherSl!me
12-11-2008, 04:13 PM
@ HomosLoveGheyDan
^^Took it way too far completely ruining Arts lame joke making it twice as lame reminding me why I stopped posting in this lame forum to begin with

minibumpsh
12-11-2008, 04:15 PM
i stll dont get what the corpse is..n why does everyone hate them imconfused

HANZO
12-11-2008, 04:16 PM
Fathertime dnt lie you stopped posting when Technician left. there was no one left to ridicule properly.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-11-2008, 04:17 PM
Fag

OH SHIT! Thecorpse.com is really shaking things up with their no-rules, say-anything style and hilarious quips!

I don't even know who's calling me a fag! That's the craziest part!

It is a fat British rapper? A socially-retarded whiteboy? An immigrant-worker Geek Squad employee?!?!?

The mystery is what makes it so awesome!

TSA
12-11-2008, 04:18 PM
LOL, its a just reason to leave, TECH was the life of the party


but mini the corpse is a website that's supposed to be about wutang but it's really just for laughs and stuff.

they've been making jokes for a while so it's almost all inside jokes there, but they make some cool and funny shit alot, also some really gross shit.

on the downside nobody there is funny. Just HEAT who used to post on here but all the jokes he makes become law over there and ppl add on or just re-say them

also, when ppl get kicked out of here or leave here they go there, so it's like a wucorp trashcan

it's got less ppl though and alot less activity.

ilzPotent
12-11-2008, 04:19 PM
i stll dont get what the corpse is..n why does everyone hate them imconfused


The corpse can actually be quite entertaining. Its just too vulgar while I'm at work.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-11-2008, 04:20 PM
@ HomosLoveGheyDan
^^Took it way too far completely ruining Arts lame joke making it twice as lame reminding me why I stopped posting in this lame forum to begin with

WOW! You are the Puerto Rican equivalent of Technician. Clever word-play on my name!

I thought you stopped posting?

How is this website going to function without you and everything you brought to the table???

Please come back!! Pretty please?

You're just upset now. Please take some time to think it over. Maybe sleep on it?

Let me know in the morning, because I'm sure everybody really misses you.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-11-2008, 04:22 PM
OH SHIT! Thecorpse.com is really shaking things up with their no-rules, say-anything style and hilarious quips!

I don't even know who's calling me a fag! That's the craziest part!

It is a fat British rapper? A socially-retarded whiteboy? An immigrant-worker Geek Squad employee?!?!?

The mystery is what makes it so awesome!

hahahaha!

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 04:23 PM
OH SHIT! Thecorpse.com is really shaking things up with their no-rules, say-anything style and hilarious quips!

I don't even know who's calling me a fag! That's the craziest part!

It is a fat British rapper? A socially-retarded whiteboy? An immigrant-worker Geek Squad employee?!?!?

The mystery is what makes it so awesome!

fag

Olive Oil Goombah
12-11-2008, 04:23 PM
WOW! You are the Puerto Rican equivalent of Technician. Clever word-play on my name!

I thought you stopped posting?

How is this website going to function without you and everything you brought to the table???

Please come back!! Pretty please?

You're just upset now. Please take some time to think it over. Maybe sleep on it?

Let me know in the morning, because I'm sure everybody really misses you.

be careful he might neg rep you!!!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-11-2008, 04:25 PM
fag

ahahahahahaha!!!!!!

You guys don't play by anybody's rules but your own!!!!

You're the official bad boys of the internet!

You say what you want, when you want to say it!

Censorship be damned!

I mean, is there anything you guys won't say!

You guys are the coolest!

I'm starting my account today!

(Seriously)

minibumpsh
12-11-2008, 04:27 PM
hahah wat a bunch of cock sucking losers...so u guys basically just follow heat around? grow a fukin paiiiirrrr and stop trying to be funny on here

TSA
12-11-2008, 04:29 PM
yeah, they worship the guy

if he stopped posting on that site they would seriously have to rethink their personalities


he's a funny guy though, blackula sent him naked pictures and then sent his friend some and then sent me some and that was the only time i talked to him, but from what i've seen he's funny

but the obsession

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-11-2008, 04:30 PM
hahah wat a bunch of cock sucking losers...so u guys basically just follow heat around? grow a fukin paiiiirrrr and stop trying to be funny on here

They are only slightly gayer than this website. It is just that there is less of them and they are all e-buddies.

Some shit on there is pretty funny.

minibumpsh
12-11-2008, 04:31 PM
are they sexy

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-11-2008, 04:33 PM
are they sexy

Ehh. They don't do anything for me, personally.

Mash is pretty cute in a lovable-Asian kind of way(no homo).

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 04:34 PM
hahah wat a bunch of cock sucking losers...so u guys basically just follow heat around? grow a fukin paiiiirrrr and stop trying to be funny on here

who are you? that slut in your sig is that you?

nice

join thecorpse.com i am sure we can give an attention seeking slut more attention then shes getting in this gay paradise.

Join up

Olive Oil Goombah
12-11-2008, 04:34 PM
lol..whose the red head dude with the beard, looks like he might have autism?

TSA
12-11-2008, 04:36 PM
are they sexy
for the most part they're worst looking then the people that post here

General Wise is pretty good looking and Jasper posts there but in not sure anymore

but they both post here too.

HANZO
12-11-2008, 04:36 PM
its cute that the corpse like to term this site as a site for fags.

but i think they failed to see the high level of faggotry that went on in those corpsterdam videos. the level of male on male hugging that took place would put huggah to shame.

IrOnMaN
12-11-2008, 04:37 PM
who are you? that slut in your sig is that you?

nice

join thecorpse.com i am sure we can give an attention seeking slut more attention then shes getting in this gay paradise.

Join up

I didn't see this coming. Well, at least you're not sucking up like most men. She looks good, though.

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 04:37 PM
yeah, they worship the guy

if he stopped posting on that site they would seriously have to rethink their personalities


he's a funny guy though, blackula sent him naked pictures and then sent his friend some and then sent me some and that was the only time i talked to him, but from what i've seen he's funny

but the obsession

this bongo nostril baby is acting like he knows anything about thecorpse.

you fags are the ones always taking about heat not us, froth and stringer have the most influence on that site.

rabies on your face

minibumpsh
12-11-2008, 04:44 PM
who are you? that slut in your sig is that you?

nice

join thecorpse.com i am sure we can give an attention seeking slut more attention then shes getting in this gay paradise.

Join up

chiiill brotha

GENERAL WISE
12-11-2008, 04:44 PM
hahahaha

Olive Oil Goombah
12-11-2008, 04:45 PM
^al quaeda

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 04:48 PM
^al quaeda
^Talking ass

HANZO
12-11-2008, 04:48 PM
nah Wise is more the Hezbollah type.

Al-Queda niggaz are the dark ones.

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 04:49 PM
^ wak wutangcorp poster no:234564

Olive Oil Goombah
12-11-2008, 04:51 PM
nah Wise is more the Hezbollah type.

Al-Queda niggaz are the dark ones.

hahaha....taliban?

^Talking ass

are you that retarded lookin redheaded dude with the dirty ass beard?

HANZO
12-11-2008, 04:51 PM
well if it was so shit why do you insist on making an account and coming back Mr Katana.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-11-2008, 04:53 PM
katana??

That guy with the really big head and the really thin stache?

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 04:57 PM
hahaha....taliban?



are you that retarded lookin redheaded dude with the dirty ass beard?

well if it was so shit why do you insist on making an account and coming back Mr Katana.

katana??

That guy with the really big head and the really thin stache?

http://i35.tinypic.com/kezonc.jpg

WARPATH
12-11-2008, 04:57 PM
i stll dont get what the corpse is..n why does everyone hate them imconfused

Try not to think. Go lay down for a while.

HANZO
12-11-2008, 04:59 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/kezonc.jpg

ahahahahahahaha

i give you that one cause that movie was to sik.

SKAMPOE
12-11-2008, 05:08 PM
also isn't this joke old?

the skampoe and that bitch comparison is old as fuck
u know how it is when u deny them dick, they keep harrising u and stalkin u! its rly funny!
wtf?!?!?! when was this?! hahahahahaahaaaaa I've never seen this b4!

Japsie looked all nervous in front of the cam, hahahah most of the folks did too.....

WHy iz every1 camera shy? If I knew all u niccaz would be watching this, I wouldn't be all like.........'whats up..........*dead silence.....look away from the camera*

I'd be like, 'I wanna give a shout out to Blackula, I'd stick it in your ass slow like, tssssssssssssss, ILZ, me and you are gonna get down like James Brown when I seez you next *piff!*, and uh....whats up to... yadda yadda' etc etc...hahaha

c'mon now! It's a celebration bitches.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/nufiveoh/chappelle_james.jpg

good find..
word up, they were all scared of one another! hahaha they can only interact be hind a monitor and keyboards!
i stll dont get what the corpse is..n why does everyone hate them imconfused
the corpse was started by wucorp rejects and fags that got banned from here and they couldnt live with oput wu corp so they made they're one site to accomodate all the fags and lames we turn own over here !
its cute that the corpse like to term this site as a site for fags.

but i think they failed to see the high level of faggotry that went on in those corpsterdam videos. the level of male on male hugging that took place would put huggah to shame.
lmao!

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 05:11 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/fa7wuc.jpg
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Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-11-2008, 05:13 PM
I just tried to start an account at the corpse.com for the sole purpose of calling sidious katana and FatherTime faggots, but it didn't work.

What the fuck?

You guys are missing out big time.

Fix your shit, faggots.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-11-2008, 05:15 PM
haha...that still makes me chuckle tho

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 05:20 PM
I just tried to start an account at the corpse.com for the sole purpose of calling sidious katana and FatherTime faggots, but it didn't work.

What the fuck?

You guys are missing out big time.

Fix your shit, faggots.

who cares?

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 05:21 PM
faggot

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-11-2008, 05:24 PM
who cares?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

You got me good that time.

I don't think the corpse.com is really a corpse member at all.

It could just be a not-funny wu-corp member's not-funny secondary

Tony Bandana
12-11-2008, 05:28 PM
hahaha Skampoe the luv story..i wonder if at the end of thiz blockbuster the bed snaps n' half and the bitch goes to I.C.U.?

Skampz drillin it harder then a dentist on a bad cavity on viagra son .

ONGH

:D

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 05:30 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

You got me good that time.

I don't think the corpse.com is really a corpse member at all.

It could just be a not-funny wu-corp member's not-funny secondary

Honestly, who the fuck cares?

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-11-2008, 05:30 PM
Honestly, who the fuck cares?

About what?

mashqauck
12-11-2008, 05:35 PM
hahhahah who keeps posting that picture? it's like on every page ahahahaha

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 05:58 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/34niolw.jpg
(click)


Bl0_9wvVH4k

HANZO
12-11-2008, 06:02 PM
lol mini gave in easily.

ok i really shouldnt be surprised by it at all.

GENERAL WISE
12-11-2008, 06:03 PM
TSA Pat Skampoe STYLE 11th Chamber....
We are bleeding wucorp of all it's top posters.

KERZO
12-11-2008, 06:10 PM
you can keep em wise,lol.

Skampoe was definetely the last remaining dude when the football/basketball/any other sport teams were getting selected.

http://www.debutaunt.com/archives/fat_kid.jpg

GENERAL WISE
12-11-2008, 06:15 PM
i would pick Skampoe in the 3rd round in football.
I would pick this kid before Fermi.
http://www.lifestand.net/_images/Dat/222_I1.gif

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-11-2008, 06:17 PM
i would pick Skampoe in the 3rd round in football.
I would pick this kid before Fermi.
http://www.lifestand.net/_images/Dat/222_I1.gif

That is an unfair stereotype.

Just because skampoe is fat doesn't mean he is useful on the football field.

I feel like he would be extremely easy to run around, and his stubby tyrannosaurus arms would also nullify any ability to block.

I would pick him over Fermi though

THECORPSE.COM
12-11-2008, 06:18 PM
I woulden't even put fermi into the equation

hahaha how ironic.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-11-2008, 06:19 PM
hell yea, skamp would be a great defensive tackle.

FatherSl!me
12-11-2008, 09:41 PM
I just tried to start an account at the corpse.com for the sole purpose of calling sidious katana and FatherTime faggots, but it didn't work.

What the fuck?

You guys are missing out big time.

Fix your shit, faggots.



You tried to join another site just to call me faggot ?

What a faggot move followin me to another site to try to E harrass me.
That's just as bad as when style left & half u fags monitered his every move &
Reported his actions back to this shithole.
Lmao. Fuckin lames

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-11-2008, 09:46 PM
You tried to join another site just to call me faggot ?

What a faggot move followin me to another site to try to E harrass me.
That's just as bad as when style left & half u fags monitered his every move &
Reported his actions back to this shithole.
Lmao. Fuckin lames

I thought you quit and weren't going to post here anymore?! You sure do post a lot for somebody who quit, but let's not dwell on that.

Did you come back!?!?!?!

Thank God!!!

This site almost went under without all of your awesome contributions.

December 12, 2008 will always remembered as the day of the second coming of the Puerto Rican Technician, Father Time.

Every year on this day we will rejoice you gracing this site with your presence once again.

Seriously though, you suck at taking a joke, faggot.

FatherSl!me
12-11-2008, 09:47 PM
^^ no one wants to read your Wack posts. Shortin em up fag

The corpse is the asshole of the Internet & wu Corp is it's shit stained underwear

The Hound
12-11-2008, 09:48 PM
LOL @ style trying to turn this thread into something about him